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  • XD I'm not sure if anyone realizes this, but Dennis Hopper makes an awesome reference to Children of the Corn. In Children of the Corn, they believe in "he who walks behind the harvest", so when Dennis Hopper shows up and says "I'm the lord of the Harvest", it just goes perfectly with referencing Children of the Corn.

  • I also thought this movie sucked the first time I saw it. It really gets better once you get over the fact that it's nothing like the original TCM. This movie is fucking insane in all the right ways.

  • Dennis Hopper IS THE MAN!!!!

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  • i went on wikipedia and i found a page called: texas chainsaw massacre 3d (2013)

  • @MrDevilsbrood1012

    Suposidly that's going to be the real sequal to the 1974 film, since Plantinum Dunes, the guys who did the remake and Beginning said they were happy with Begininng and the remake

  • I liked this movie. Bill Mosely (who plays Luigi in Repo! The genetic opera), Dennis hopper, and special effects from Tom Savini.

  • @tardisblue1963 I found it interesting that out of all the characters Bill Mosely has played you picked that one. To most mainstream horror fans his role as Otis Driftwood (House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects) is probably the most recognizable. Interestingly, he is going to be playing the role of Drayton Sawyer (the Cook) in Leatherface 3D that comes out this October. =)

  • I was very disappointed by this one. They tried to make it scary and funny at the same time, but failed. The same also applies to "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" (which was even worse). I prefer the original TCM over those any day.

  • THIS IS MY FAVORITE MONSTER MADNESS!!!!!!

  • I think American Psycho could pass for a Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequel, different time, context, but the dude has the chainsaw gene.

  • Where's #25? :?

  • Hopper's fckin CRAZY!

  • CHAINSAW FIGHT!! on your marks get.......FIGHT!

  • sombody pull this fagots cord , no not mine , this idiots , this is the real shit dig . peace !

  • 2:43 IM TAKING THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAJA

  • i love this movie

  • The two remakes are cool

  • Hey James, I am on my mobile so I cannot tell, but if you have not already, can you make a playlist for each season of Monster Madness?

  • Dryhumping with a Chainsaw?

    Kinky.

  • Dude that shit is hilarious

  • What's the song at 0:45? I think I heard it somewhere else

  • Now if only there was a showdown with Dr. Breen with a chainsaw and Gordon Freeman with his crowbar.

  • R.I.P. Dennis Hopper!

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 was Banned in Australia, until The Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beginning was released, with not 1 or 2 but 4 Chainsaw death scenes.

  • The villian in the first movie is played by an icelandic man ! :D

  • BIGHT LIGHTS BIG TITIES

  • that sherif would pwn in a zombie apocalypse

  • I bet anyone watching this review who's never actually seen the movie would be like "WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK?!"

    I really love this movie, seein this again reminded me just how much - the balls on Hooper to parody his own genre-defining movie with it's first sequel are just huge.

  • HE STILL HAD THE CORPSE!

  • I actually liked this WAYYYY better than the 2003 version.

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  • CHOP TOP!!!

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2: "IT'S LIKE DEATH EATIN' A CRACKER!"

  • That stupid chainsaw dance is just hilarious.

  • 2:30 Dennis Hopper you magnificent man... R.I.P.

  • @VanTX89 Hopper is dead?... o.O

    

  • @TheWisdomUnlimited Sadly, yes. He died May 29, 2010

  • @VanTX89 Dennis Hopper is fucking dead? I gotta google that shit NOW

  • didn't tom savini do the efects in this one?

  • @ultimatecollector1 yup Savini's the man!

  • i love when dennis hopper say i'm the lord of harvest

  • Rented this with friends in the '90s and seriously thought I'd watched the worst film ever made. REALLY bad. :)

  • Leatherface: Where da fuck's ma chainsaw?!

  • 3:40 , .. . I've never before noticed THAT !

  • I remember hooper saying in the documentary on the first film that the reason T.C.M 2 was so heavy on comedy and parody was because no one realized the funny or comedic moments in the first one so he clearly thought he had to go further with the comedy to make audience notice it.

  • 3:09 Hey watch the gonads.

  • dont mock cheesy 80's horror!

  • @PleaseGoAway1000 Cheesy 80"s horror. FTW! :)

  • Seems like Gremlins 2! A parody of its own!

  • Fun Fact, Chain Saws are terrible against human flesh and bone.

  • Dennis Hopper, the most motherfucker, motherfucker ever.

    Legend.

  • the abandond theme park in this movie used to be a theme park called "PRAIRIE DELL" near Austin Tx--- i used to go there as a kid -- then it closed down and they filmed this movie there , then tore it down ----- i can still all the places in my memory of what was where in the movie --- other than that the movie was a flop at the box office

  • shirts? of what? a guy that reviews movies? 

  • This is one of the worst reviews I've ever heard, you're missing everything great about this movie...yes the original is alot more "serious", but there are elements of humor in it as well...listen to the conversations between the "family", they are really funny, and Stretch in the role of the "final girl", is awesome!!!

  • @zombielust1969

    He was trying to give a brief description of the film without giving out too many details, usually when he does give a few he'll talk about all of the movie. He has to do the rest of the monster madness episodes, so he can't get carried away with one movie also, he was trying to not spoil it for everyone... BTW if its so bad, I'd like to see you try and give a better review of it.

  • @TheSecondR you know, i agree with what you say. but i hate it completely whenever people say "if it's so bad you do something better". it's like telling someone "if super baby geniuses is so bad , i dare you to make a better movie". no, i don't have to be able to make a better movie to be able to say this movie sucks, it just sucks.

  • @kejihatake

    I see, but that example of superbabies was, in my opinion, jumping the shark. Hell it drove the Nostalgia Critic insane, and besides, your vids are better than that shitty movie, actually anything is...

  • @TheSecondR hahahahahahhaa you watched my videos? i hope you enjoyed my youtube phase when i was like twelve. no don't get me wrong, i'm not trying to start shit, that phrase just really bothers me. and yeah it kinda was at a huge extent, but it's kind of the same situation, but yeah, at a different extent. different levels of things. opinions are opinions, that's why the internet is so great. but fuck the 12 year olds who ruin everything. you're cool. i like you

  • @kejihatake

    cool

  • I think Dennis Hoppers character was the brother of the boy in the wheelchair from the first film. Thats why hes so nuts. There is a scene were he finds his wheelchair in the film i think.

  • "Since King Kong vs Godzilla" LOL

  • lol dry humpin'

  • The Nintendo game t

  • ok this was real life so of course he cant top the original the 1'st movie he killed 32 real live peaple that were consouse thru the whole thing

  • @TheKicker445 i doubt they had someone go around killing actual people for a movie.

  • @TheKicker445 How dumb are you? The first one doesn't even have a body count of 32.

  • @TheKicker445 are you high?

  • I love this movie for it makes me nostalgiac for flea markets and truck stop restaraunts...

  • Didn't ol boy that got bashed in the head with the hammer in the radio station by chop top just die not long ago...in an ironically similar fashion I heard someone killed hime with an axe....

  • @cheznar I dunno, but looks like I'm going to be checking that out on Google, that's probably my favorite scene in the whole film :)

  • @cheznar it appears that's what happened, Google Lou Perryman Wiki, it's got the details there

  • uhh, ehh. LICK MY PLATE, YOU DOG DICK!

  • for 1 RIP denis hooper for 2 the video ends at 4:20

  • I just regained a small hope in humanity.

  • 1:08 jesus, what kind of chainsaw was he using, one that can cut through pure metal?

  • Leatherface 3d comes out 10-5-2012. Already in post production. I met Dan Yeager the new Leatherface, and he's making sure that the new film goes backs to the roots. Its a direct sequel to the original, has nothing to do with the remakes or other sequels

  • This makes AVGN's review make sence

  • Getting dryhumped with a chainsaw FUCK IM GLAD IM A MAN and that girl should be glad the chainsaw was turned of

  • I heard that the newest TCM movie, called Leatherface 3d, is a direct sequel to the 1974 film and features Bill Mosley as the old man character. Please sweet god let this be true!

  • i really need to pee. but im stuck watching these episodes!

  • @DailyDoggy Me too.Weird.

  • Love TCM2 but fucking hate Leatherface in this one.

  • You've got to understand that Tobe Hooper originally intended to have some heavy elements of comedy in the original T.C.M. (Texas Chainsaw...) However, everyone was so horrified that they didn't see the humor. So he made the sequel to point out his humor in the first one, sort of like Evil Dead 1 and then 2.

  • @runningtortoise2 Where did you get that idea?

  • @LongDieseldog From a commentary that Tobe Hooper made on his pespective for the parody film "Texas Chainsaw Manicure" I believe it's part of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Documentary. He said that when he saw that parody he was happy to see that people actually understood the comedy.

  • @runningtortoise2 Well, if Hooper indicated that TCM was supose to be comedic, then I guess I can't argue with that.

    On the other hand, you can't compare Evil Dead with TCM, their two completely different animals.

    I honestly don't find anything remotely comedic about TCM, and I don't see how Tobe Hooper spending 4 solid weeks fillming in 120 degree weather with $80.000 in his pocket, while using real skeletons, and a real chainsaw just to be comedic makes any sense!

  • @LongDieseldog One thing in the movie that makes me laugh is the scene where Sally wakes up at the dinnertable and screams, and the maniacs tauntingly scream with her. Then this little exchange happens.

    Cook: Shut up!

    *Leatherface continues yelling*

    Cook: Quiet!!!!!!

    I just find that really funny.

  • thumbs up if you live in texas

  • they're making a mockory of my words man

  • lmao what the hell is this. im like laughing my ass off but theyre so interesting!

  • So that's where Dennis Hopper went after he ran away from Marlon Brando in "Apocalypse Now!"

  • 1:00

    There's a guy trying to kill me with a chainsaw!

    I'm glad I was smart enough to bring a gun...oops, wasted all my bullets shooting MAILBOXES

  • I'm the lord of the harvest, FUCK YEAH

  • hear the way he says "it's leather face" 

  • maybe dennis hopper sucks in this role, but still better than in the super mario bros movie.

  • Oh my fucking god Im not sure how many more monster madness videos I can take.

  • who is going to be happy when the real sequeal with gunnar hansen with bill mosely and and Marilyn burns if u are thumbs up

  • @kolemyers21 *sequel

    *you

  • @kolemyers21 nobody thumbs ups comments that say thumbs up anymore. Shit I just said it twice

  • i loved this movie, everyone of my friends hated it. Tisk tisk

  • Now I get the redneck and crazy hippie joke in the Atari Texas Chainsaw Massacre review.

  • chop top ftw

  • Did you hear the music in the background? That's Oingo Boingo playing 'No One Lives Forever', great song...it fits.

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 was probably my FAVORITE of the 6 movies!! I Pity the foo who don't join in on the fun!!

  • You should make a review of TCM The Next Generation, teh worst sequal, prequal to a horror movie and one of the worse, most stupid and retarded horror(ible) movies

  • what is better than a chainsaw? two chainsaw and a fight with chainsaws

  • @markus619ful In that case I recommend Motel Hell...

  • krypto was the sherif also the guy that did krypto in destroy all humans

  • chainsaw dance lmfaoooooooooooo

  • Wow looks like I know more about this movie than you do, that sherif was crazy because they had killed his little brother in the first one, that corps is cop top's brother who got ran over by that semi truck in the first one. You don't see chop top in the first one because he was in Vietnam were he got the metal plate. Other than that well done.

  • If King Koopa fought with a chainsaw he would have beat the mario bros.

  • The corpse with Leatherface is the hitchhiker from the 1st TCM movie. Chop Top is the hitchhikers brother. Chop top was in vietnam during the 1st movie, which is how he got the metal plate in his head, Thats why when Leatherface accidently hits Chop Top with the chainsaw , Chop top says , "There gonna send me back to the VA hospital with this dent in my plate""

  • I disagree with you on one thing, This movie isn't a comedy, the last thing I'd call it is a comedy, I don't find anything remotely comedic about this film. It's a meant to be horror film. I will admit that its a cheesy stupid sequel, but I don't think it's a comedy.

  • chuck norris vs leatherface

  • Worst movie ever. An absolute crime against the original.

  • one of best horror/comedy films i ever seen

  • James didn't leaterface attacked you already

  • There all awesome movies. Every of them especially 1 and 3.

  • i think it deserves to be a sequel. just because its funnier doesn't mean shit it goes along with the story after the original. besides i find the acting in it to be great!

  • Lol crazy movie xD Taking it aaaalll doooooown XxxxxDdDDDdD

  • ahhaa funny shit

  • "I'm the lord of the harvest" xD lololol

  • youtube poop texas chainsaw massacre

  • but it's still a damn funny movie!

  • i bought this film just because of james ! and the chainsaw weilding sherif !

  • It's a mockery of the real people who were murdered by the real Leather-face killer. Makes me so mad.

  • @TwinDragons310 ok retard LEATHERFACE ISNT REAL! he is based off of ed gein who only killed 2 people. he robbed graves and made furniture out of the bodies. if you think this is a mockery of that then also is psycho, and the silence of the lambs. DO YOUR RESEARCH! ! ! ! !

  • @BirthOfSerpents I'm not a retard. I know about the real murders. Why are you being so rude & attacking me? I have done nothing to you!

  • @BirthOfSerpents were you being sarcastic?

  • @TwinDragons310 Ok then.... don't watch them....

  • @AshXXMayftw I won't. Slasher films are too scary for me.

  • @TwinDragons310 Also it's not a mockery, films usually over exaggerated when they are based on a true event. This is one thats way over exaggerated.

  • That girl is hot!

  • That girl is hot!

  • @chocalatewarriors their twin brothers

  • 4:07 looks like chris pontius from jackass haha

  • 47 people should lick Chop-Top's plate, those DOG DICKS!!!!

  • "Peel that pig and slice him thick!"

  • From what I know, that corpse is the hitchhiker that was run over in the first movie.

  • I think Dennis Hopper as a crazy chainsaw wielding sheriff is te funniest thing I've enver seen XD

  • I love your paradoy of this movie for the avgn Texas chainsaw massacre review. You rock

  • @KyleGibbons91 I want to get a Chainsaw and chop her in half.

    SHES UGLY!

    lolz

  • I think the remake easily beats the original, it's a lot scarier and more realistic.

  • "ITS CINEMASSACRES MMMMMMMOOOOOONSTER MADNESS!!!!!"

  • Oh, so thats who he made fun of in the videogame review

  • this is TEXAS , bring out some GUN !!

  • I just loled when the sherif appeared, hahahahaha

  • @HalBDeU "loled" isnt even a word your retard......

  • @kallemick what's the big deal?

  • @Glitchedcatcher sorry its just stuff like that really bothers me for some reason im sorry that i sound mad its just im so used too it that i have gotten really tired of

  • "Dod will hunt"

  • @1terminatorxx "Dog"

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  • 1:52 0_0

  • R.I.P Dennis Hopper

  • @zombiedude1411 Bowser-Monkey

  • @zombiedude1411

    We miss you DH! :(

  • As little sense as this movie makes, I love Chop Top.

  • What the fuck are the top rated comments?

  • gunnar hansen is from Iceland just like me!

  • Some of you guys act as if making this movie went without thought. What probably happened was the producer said to himself "I shouldn't even re-make this classic, I will fuck it up trying to top the first one... but I need the money...so fuck it, I'm going to make it wild funny and campy and over-the-top, that way the original will still stand on it's own."

    I worked in the movie industry, You wouldn't believe the thought and care, work... blood sweat and money that goes into it.

  • TCM Part 2 is an entertaining, but flawed film. The producers messed it up.

  • If anyone want 2 help out with the film than go 2 Kickstarter and go up All American Massacre and give your support.

  • I feel James left out a major great villain of the movie. Grandpa, grandpa was awesome, he was just some dilapidated old guy who was urged to kill the girl with a hammer.

  • Wuts the movie at the end with the black guy??

  • @JamesCouchBeatz i think is texas chainsaw massacre 3.

  • I never finished watching Devil's Rejects.

    For some reason, it always stops when the hostages escape

  • this movie is 100% aaaaaaassssssssss! but in a good way.

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  • Bill Moseley? the same Bill Moseley from Repo the genetic opera???