Bioshock Public Service Announcement

[MrObstinate123]

I want to see a Big Daddy with a pylon for a drill. That would be awesome.

[NCRRanger108]

i put the pot on my head and wacked my self with a whrench i got a headache

[dontlookinthebox]

lillypop wtf is a godamn lilypop??????

[rhyno2222]

hahaha, a nice big daddy^^ that is fun. now i will stop attacking big daddy`s an blink, if i meet one. maby it works.

greats from germany

[lawdude987]

"im coming im coming you creepy ass freak" hahahaha that was funny

[LifeForBass]

Haha..this is funny. In that quirky simple sort of way. Hahaha

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

I'm a big daddy in the posiden area and I fell your pain brother. I say we form a union. or strike to the maximum limit as our mind control would permit. i have not lerned to talk as good as you yet but I can type with my good hand. and don't you hate the elites who think they are all high and mighty with there rivit guns and there land minds. I'm back had to go collect atom with my little sister what was I saying again ohh well keep up the good fight brother.

[dontlookinthebox]

@hollywoodjokerpicalo u spelled adam wrong.....

[blakegriplingph]

People for the Ethical Treatment of Big Daddies.

[vente]

Fucking hilarious.

[weeeemrfancy]

Everyone plays Halo

[weeeemrfancy]

Ham and Jammies

[bushido744]

your mother was very beatefuel

[TheJarviz]

This prob the funniest thing I've seen

[z4c4ry]

hey i got a question i went in front of u and for my symbol that i wanted the little girl was i spinned around 3 times then you stabed me in the stomik yea i had to eat apple sauce 24 hours a day couldnt stop or i would die

[imagod65]

Is that a question?

[AGENTURIEL09]

I LOVE THIS (:

[killzarp]

lol wtf man "can u pass the salt".

"uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh"

[metroidfan777]

you know what it feels like having a ttraffic pylon for 2 weeks? alll the other big daddyd me called me conehead!

[xXDarkArbiterXx]

cone hand but close enough lol

[barker505]

Haha sounds like Christopher Walken!!

[saiyadriod]

having to gaurd a little sister... man that must be tough.

[Krillinthewarrior]

right handed

[mickeymouse14]

it was acident mostly..

[uncripted]

Ha Ha, that was hilarious. I love his voice.

[guildclash]

its kinda cool thats his normal voice

[guildclash]

BIG Daddy!........i bet its not fun bruno....especially with that drill

[i99xx]

we play halo..... lmao

[sidexwalk]

it's hard to apologize to someone when they're in 4 or 5 different pieces

[jayjaystiffymcninja]

have you ever seen anyone try to write or throw somthing with the wrong hand?...you look like a fruit...its funny people laugh...i dont like being laughed at

[Prongs134]

Omg I almost caked my pants laughing the first time I watched this. Totally hilarious "Who am I going to talk to, sure theres Ryan...Fontains not much better" Lol he took his drill. Pileon! XD XD XD

[jayjaystiffymcninja]

this is very funny

[ESWtagteam]

HAHA THIS SUCKS! AHAH

[Jadicegirl]

That was really funny! XD

[HITMANSPIKE007]

"My reflexes... they... get away from me sometime... so he gives me taps... and I turn around and put drill through his face... I didn't mean to..."

O.o dude you're like a horse...XD

[Jmhorrors]

Cock head below me

[dumbyham]

so instead of a wrench how about throwing the exsplosive objects laying around and shooting you with armor peircing rounds from a machine gun is that better?

[Jmhorrors]

I accidently approached him from the back. I got drill in my face.

[Jmhorrors]

UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Awesome

[XanicaSernic]

"What the freaking hell is a lilypop anyways?!"

[Riku547]

i freking crap my self everytime i get hit with that

[tutyxinho]

WTF?

[ECWCrazyBoy]

"I spin round and put drill in face. I tried to apoliguise but its hard when their in 5 or 6 peices" lmao xD

[ilb2]

It is good, but since when do PSA's run for 9 friggin minutes, seriously you could have done a 2-3 min version.

[boldnbrash]

"Go to your kitchen and get the biggest pot you can find and stick it on your head. Then get one of your stupid little friends to bang on it."

ROFL

[samreining]

Hilarious!!!

[braven117]

"Try to throw something with the wrong hand, you´ll look like a Fruit" lol XD

[Tochy1]

LAWL

[ChainsawedMonkey]

haha i agree with Rascal

PURE AWESOMESAUCE!!!

[RedArmyRascal]

this is pure awesomeness.

you no hit me with wrench,

and i no put drill, in your face

[KlintonMcD]

This is Fucking Awesome.

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

Bruno owns!

[Craziness714]

Hey there mister splicer man, can you stop beating on me?

UUUUUUUUUUUOOO

[michael909639]

I'm coming I'm coming you creepy ass lil freak

lol

[ultimatetoast]

sweet!

[mikey08722]

"u dont hit me with wrench and i dont put my drill in your face" LOL

[Manbehinddemask]

so its not a suit

[nickd007]

"All the other big daddies called me cone hand....i don't like being made fun of..."

lmao! XD

[LadyAshclaw]

"It's hard to apologize to someone when they're in 4 or 5 pieces."

I would imagine. X3

[TheGostofSparta]

lmfao

[guildclash]

look at the vid responce for this...its hallarius...its a vid me and my frends made a 2xblade productions

[mikey08722]

question why do u people call u bigdaddy

[supergodzilla1]

Now I no hit them with wrench- now I play through Bioshock without single Big Daddy causualty-

[halowarrior1000]

Q:Do you like Fontaine?

A:Fountin WHAT FOUNTIN IN RAPTURE?

[guilmon182]

Poor Mr. Bubbles..."UUUUUUUUURRRRGGHHH.­..."

[AirborneUnit]

Q:Can you pass the salt?

A: UHHHHHH

Q:Excuse me, do you know the way to the bathroom?

Q:Hey there Mr. Splicer man, can you stop beating on me?

A:UHHHHHH

A:UHHHHH

[MMORPGupholder]

you know he's played the game cause he talks about the big drill thing, do you really have to sound like a big daddy to escort a little sister? you could be a silent big daddy... And what's it like if you get the good guy ending, go surface and try to have relationships with people. "EEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH­." "Oh you have kids? I love kids, how many?" "EEEEEERRRRGGGHHH" "HOLY CRA- umm, I have to go wash my hair."

[thecritic2020]

good job now do a halo public service announcment.

[xxGalacticGeminixx]

lol

[naruto0967]

Also they are called little sisters... o well its still funny Oh no little girl. I tryed doing that wink thing and i got killed :(

[naruto0967]

it makes me sad when he says "i dont like being lauged at" cause i dont like being laughed at ehtier

[Fatboylt2]

At the start i was like omg this guy must be a loser but abit way through this is fucking funny LMFAO I LOST IT IN A CARD GAME LOL

[SuperherMe]

man, wacthing this kind of makes me feel bad for killing them in game. lol

[l1lnigl3t]

"what the hell is a lillypop anyway?" lol hilarious!

[BioshockerJES]

becoming a bigdaddy is very painful,but come on, what is the point of mashing up your voice box, that must have hurt like chocking on a ball of nails or something!

[suikerdude]

funny dude butt way can my big daddy not talk

[Gitrplyr45]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

[pizzamyfart]

spin around and ..............put drill though his face

lolololol!!

[MothraSky]

OH MY GOSH LAUGH HARD MUCH

[MothraSky]

DANG IT YOUR SOO FUNNY IT HURTS!

[slyfan64]

lol conehand!

[294116002]

It would be cool if we could get this in MP3.

[skullborn5]

I lvoed this bit, " Well, if you need some ADAM, just give me a gesture or something and we can work something out... I go smash some splicer up a bit then come back and OH NO, LITTLE FREEKISH ANNOYING GIRL GONE!!!!" classic.

[SmithytheDrummerBoy]

That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen! Well done!

[Nemesis0300]

i agree this is really funny

[Guyect]

this is F*cking Hilarious.

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

LOL I had this friend called bill we used to play halo he sneak on me he tap tap i spin around and put drill in his face i tried to say sorry but its hard when hes in 4 or 5 pieces. HILARIOUS!! 5/5

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

lol Bruno the Big Daddy with the russian accent

[Feelthebeat11002]

haha this video made my day. i'll never look at big daddies the same way again.

[metaknight234]

Maybe if you don't want to drill peoples' faces, you could stick with the traffic cone.

[seriousESL]

And you thought your job sucked. Try being a big daddy, having to protect a creepy little girl while wearing a smelly diving suit would make me want to go back to cleaning toilets.

[fietsje14]

Tapping on his left shoulder? Isn't that from the trailer?

[doittuit]

uhh i just played bioshock and i fought a big daddy tried the jestures and winking. did not work i got the drill

[cannonultra789]

im gonna try this stuff. (im gonna die) lol

[cannonultra789]

as crazy as a crack house rat. lol love this

[doittuit]

lol

[soccerdude0896]

i wanted to stop watching it but i coludnt lol!!!!

[soccerdude0896]

i wanted to stop watching it but i coludnt lol!!!!

[sosna00]

good sense of humor!

[almaxemo]

whoah, thats a long announcement, anyway how come that big daddy is very nice?

[swazidoughman]

fail

[Ragefiretinio]

HAHA bang your head with a pot

[Karvainenrotta]

hahahaha...

"im andrew ryan bombobmbobom"

awesome, the best

[andrewfernandez105]

Hahahahahahahaha......

[Stormee115]

im coming im coming you creepy ass little..freak LOL! i love that part!

[bull11234]

are u a tough guy with that voice or russian?

im curious cause of yur voice

[mester5170]

"plzz pass me the salt"

"Huuuuuuuuuh"

XD NICE!

[Brock2097]

Thanks, cool accent, made me laugh. (How the hell do you play Halo in Rapture when it's 1960?! XD)

[kriw0lf]

also with only his left hand, thats got to be hard

[DAMONTAGE117]

that put a smile on my face thanks

[SHADOWCCCP]

LOL... to deam funny. 5 stars

[JORDANBAUMER]

lol hop hop mr.b im coming creepy ass little freak

[XsplicerX]

pariste this iam andrew ryan boop boop boop boop boop

[cupsandstuff]

I don't know if it's just me being stoned but i thought that was really funny. you have the perfect accent for this lol! ^_______^

[webjester14]

m8 ur boring us all:(

[bioshockgril]

i love it! ps. i was the one who hit razielsrose with the wrench!!!....then she get me tap taps....

[RazielsRose]

and i get drill in face???WTH You don't have a drill?

[bioshockgril]

i do too!.... uumm ummm it's aaaaaa..... *puts pot on her head takes wetch and beets kashee on head*

[TzarNicholas2]

he needs a little sister or a big momma!! lol 8). and by the way where did ya get the action figure?? tat was funny!!

[RazielsRose]

i actually did that...put the pot on my head and had someone hit it with wrench.......

[RazielsRose]

Lols!!!!!!

[MBS58productions]

I think this was funny and all but it is just a lil too long just throwin some constructive crit out there.

[sorabum]

Poor Big Daddy needs some love <3

[Mallgenttt]

Damn.. i played bio shock and didn`t really give a damn about big daddys,fuck now i know how feel about the wrench hitting them

[kwiatuszek2121]

"you are no fun at parties " xD " I had to walk around for 2 weeks with one of this orange pylons " xD xD " sorry I get little exited sometimes xD" OMG...

You did a great job m8. The voice is a bit like russian :D this rocks. And you keep it polite :D Good idea with that

[i99xx]

put drill in his face... LAWL

[hinesmdc]

funniest video i have ever seen

[Nik565]

"he give me taps,and I spin around and put drill to his face"

[Nik565]

that was funny man nice

[ernimen]

ja to mu nechapep o com je ta hra

[crystalclear6149]

"Everytime i get hit with that I crap myself, I can't help it, it's an involuntary response"

Lol this was entertaining

[Benjiz26]

dude u sound like a porchegees! :b LMAO!!

[crystalclear6149]

....is that your way of saying "portuguese"?

wow

[259]

Portuguese should be captialised.

[slh86]

Stupid noob - you do not become big daddy at the end in good ending or evil ending. See bioshock endings. Not everybody is as dumb as you to fall for that.

[uberonn]

actually you do become a big daddy at the end. Not at the very end, but you do become one to lure the little sister to you.

[slh86]

but you don't look like this guy with drill and suit :D like Bruno :D

[crystalclear6149]

well you get part way there, you dress as one, douse yourself in pheremones and stick that thing down your throat that permenantly messes up your voice box...

obviously you take off the stuff when you make it to Fontaine. So they're not as dumb as you think ;)

[SayItLoud12]

-.- Yes you do .. You need a little sister to get to fontaine

[slh86]

xD MAN THAT IS LMAO !! xD that thing owns :D Love it

[hiland25]

no duh its not fin bien a big daddy.

People tryn to kill you and usaly win

(except noobs)

[ChaoticFaith]

lol

Me: Hey Bruno Where's the washroom?

Bruno: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Dazzer247]

Lol, Bruno, Classic name for a big daddy xD

[prolifiktheory]

"we play halo" XDXDXDXDXDXD

[GlorabellaJBrealm]

if thers gonna b bioshock 2 then i bet thers gonna b big mommys and lil brothers

:)

[qroot33]

to all of those idiots who think that big daddy's are "people in diving suits..."

here's a simple fact.

HUMANS CAN NOT BEND THEIR NECKS LIKE THAT!!!!

sure, not all of them are like that, but wouldn't they all still be humans in diving suits anyway?

[darthmall9]

yah they are they were mutated by andrew ryan to protect the little sisters they say so in the game....

[PiNeApLeR]

Look up

[PiNeApLeR]

SPOILER ALERT!

Omg, if you have completed the game, then you know that you become a big daddy in the end!

Then you find out that they produce the armour pieces and that humans just put it on, the helmetes, the suits and then they get a voice modification!

Go finish the game before you comment noob..

[darthmall9]

are you saying that to me or the other guy 0.o

[PiNeApLeR]

Kinda both, most to the other guy, though..¨

[Cringoc]

Idiot, you dress up as a Rosie, they're not freakin humans you piece of shit

[healingvision09]

how do you know? they never say what the big daddy's really are. they probably are humans that are just injected with a bunch of super-strength plasmids. and Rosie's are big daddies the little sisters just name them rosie or mr bubbles. which is what the little sisters call you when you become one

[slh86]

actualy in the trailer you can see it is a kind of animal. Some monsters there are humans with fish look face ... so i guess this is an animal with human like body.

[healingvision09]

what? what trailer showed it was an animal? and ther were no monsters in rapture. it was just a bunch of crazy splicers the big daddies and the little sisters

[movingtarget12321]

if you payed attention to the recordings in the place where they make big daddies you'd know their actually humans. it's not that easy to make out in them. and if they weren't human how would you fit in the suits?

[healingvision09]

exactly they're genetically enhanced to protect the little sisters, that idiot slh doesn't know what he's talking about

[SayItLoud12]

No -.- Little sisters call you mister bubbles Rosies and bouncers are ranks

[kick4ss1337]

"I tried to apologize, but its hard to apologize when they're in 4 or 5 pieces!"

LOOOOOOL

[Jackableproductions]

WAH hilaious x'D I love ur accent! <3

[hilofhel]

i didnt like it but thats only my thought

[pawsly]

theres something about a russian accent that makes this sound alot funnyer xD

[stingymoo]

uh oh i think i just killed bruno...R.I.P Bruno

[WesternWhiteWolf]

Aww, poor Bruno...

If I ever see him, I'll make sure to give him a big hug.

[master2497]

sure its cute the first time you hear it but sixty times a day!

[dkbiskingofyou]

"And then they stick this big long spiky thing down your throat and they scramble your voice box. What the hell is the point of that?!"

Ahahah hilarious.

[10harajukugirl01]

"I friggin crap myself every time I get hit with those, I can't help it."

LOL

[ProjectXame]

omg that was hilarious!! especially about Bill!! RIP... lol

[Fefefoth]

' could you pass the salt, UAHHHHHHH!' that was awesome

[chicken9876]

lol "you win, i win, evrybody wins..cept the little girl i guess.." lmao

[lootpl0xer]

lol...we played halo...how did he play with a drill :O

[saldaman94]

is that a big daddie figure?

[enjdjtnhderhjt]

No; it's a little sister figure

[LEMPISKY]

Y3S

IT'S A LITTL3 SIST3R FIGUR3 IND33D

DUMBSHIT

O_o

[Jewboyrules]

its called sarcasm dumbshit