ASHTON GETS STABBED!! (LA Update 4)

[vampirfng]

@crashingxhearts he was at his office you can tell cuz of the door

[sk8tingreptar]

i would get stabbed because i had to pee for almost 2 minutes and i thought i was going to die

[antizero100]

Haha that was a weird question

[NFfilmz]

FUCK thats one smart dude XD

[OnlyTheOceanJJ]

does anybody else find this completely random??? Rhett, Link... oh! and Ashton Kutcher... idk I find that to be a completely random par-tay of people haha

[MscBlggr]

Ashton look soooo young!

[cowboyrich6]

Yes, Ladies. This IS the kind of stuff us guys talk about in our free time...

[spicesfunny]

Okay I just watched this video. I would take the stab for no other reason than because my legs would fall asleep sitting on the throne for 15 days! Could you imagine the back pain you'd have to endure!

[calebmccoy184]

KELSOOOOOO

[crashingxhearts]

LOL, ashton kutcher. I like how this was filmed at either his house or his office because I saw the picture of him and Demi Moore in the background. Too bad they're getting separated now.

[rufflesdrama45]

Ashton Kutcher has a twin that an accountant.......

[U2fourever]

When the camera turned to Ashton I gasped out loud.

[marymouse171]

His answer is silly, you'd end up saving time by peeing in one go, the time walking to the bathroom etc, plus because you arent exposed to bathroom germs as frequently, you decrease your risk of picking something up.

[MrLadybugs53]

How in the world did u guys become friend with Ashton Kutcher sorry I'm not doubting u but wow !!!!!

[josnator]

i like talking about pee too

[justgoodies]

omg ok, this is the kind of thing i would've never imagine Link doing: STABBING Ashton Kutcher with a pen. So random!

[MrSecretsunglasses]

but how long would it take to recover from the stabbing?

[shreddermanrules1]

right after watching this, I had to pee so bad. :P

[amazingly44]

God impression at 2:28

[yellowpenguin123]

is that really ashton kutcher? :o

[EliteXAssassin]

It's actually really hard to pee for longer than like a minute. It tires out the muscles. Peeing for 8 days straight? After like 5 minutes it would be like in horrible pain.

[achemachew]

@EliteXAssassin I pissed for almost two minutes, and it was pretty uncomfortable!

[SXPandaPwnage]

you guys should get Ashton on another time :)

unless this guys is just an Ashton Kutcher lookalike/soundalike in which case SHAME ON YOU!

[WisBadger23]

PUNK'D



[Knb4evr]

UH....I have a phobia of knives being dug in my skin, so...sorry, I'm disqualified from this question. :)

[AraArts]

Kabbalah?!

[Arcterious]

Ashton is horrible at math lol

[meanddavedaveandi]

@Arcterious dude he was like 2 hours off u dumb shit

[EikippieJ]

What about: neither?

[jennyfur888975]

Stabbed! 

[MrWasa1]

i would pee because i would probably have to pee for like a few days and a stab wound takes time to heal

[VisualBasikKing]

i would take the pee, but right before i answered, i would stock the bathroom with every possible thing i need

[Ritawarner54]

Hey this was uploaded on my birthdayy :DDD and with my favorite actor in it? :O What are the chances? ;D

[xoxominniepark]

LOL "ok just gouge me with the pen"

[MegaCrazyman345]

how do you know ashton

[ExiaLuniada]

so, after doing the math of my average pee breaks through the day by my every life I would be peeing for 8 days straight, or for an exact number: 7.984375 days. Which rounded up, is 8 days. Man I can be such a nerd XD

[beauxboro]

haha why is most of this video a discussion on pee

[OlgaEM3]

you get to talk to ashton and you talk about pee? thats awesome!!!!!!! lol!

[29yAmS]

my peak unination period!! I LOVE these guys! Was this the first time they met him?! That would be the best first conversation ever! :D

[beckarkottke]

woahh. ashton?! how do you know him??

[SkeyeU]

hahaha this was so funny. The question was funny and you guy's doing all the math of how much you pee how long and how often. Oh Man this was funny.

[LittleLemi]

Is that Ashton Kutcher's house?

So pretty :3

[Entele21]

Its about a week for me... That would be a looooooooong piss.

[Zyunaful]

omg that was awesome guys lol! just talking about pee the whole time! i love it!!

[Herper96]

I would be peeing for two straight days. That would be awkward at P.E and football practice I gotta say.

[TheMAPsquared]

Haha! Pee Math! :D

It can be quite challenging at times!

[annestone94]

i love how you guys are getting an oppurtunity to talk with one of the greatest stars in hollywood.. and you're doing pee math.. hahahahaha!! i frackin' love you guys!

[gumie1995]

ashton wasn't that smart on that 70s show lol :D

[jaco4c]

damn

ashotns good at math

[jvaritekbaby33]

omg!!! i love ASHTON KUTCHER!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[mlsuaarez116]

ashton's such a math knower

ahhhhhh my babee <3

[TheSammLove]

hahahaha. nobody's listening to link.

[supercrazypurplegirl]

Think about all the street cred you'd get for being stabbed with a four inch blade. If you peed that long, you wouldn't get street cred, you'd get lots of people grossed out by you. Think about it...

[RobsMemoryLane]

Why isn't this in HD?

[IcyCoolX]

ashton needs to get punked

[pendu87]

omg he stabbed ashton!!!!

lol i think i would take the stab too..

[Synnergy08]

Hahaha! 10 days of urinating. Make that 20 days if you're 60 years old. That is long. Ashton is awesome. Keep up the great videos! :)

[thetrueparadisecity]

hehe so cool to see ashton!

[missemsnitchesss]

i would choose to pee because i can watch youtube videos while i pee right? haha the stabbing would be painful, and i could find things to do while i pee, like read a book or something.

[cas04aa]

This is amazing! A completely serious well thought conversation. Ashton never fails to amaze me. He's seriously intelligent.

[minizahra]

Whooa you guys met him?? That's so sweet. But I don't think I would be talking about pee with Ashton :-/

[aembwmy]

9 1/8th hours per year...

[YeshDear]

Aww cute! You can see pictures of him and Demi in the background.

[HerraSkuli]

1.30 * 365 = 474 or so ?

[Phenestia]

I did the math, Ashton was pretty close!! (I did use a calculator) It's 15 days!!! At a minute and a half a day. Well, it is for me, I'm 40.

I'd definitely take the stabbing

[user10476]

@Phenestia I guess many has told you this already since the comment is 2 years old, but (1.5 x 365 x 31) / 60 / 24 = 11.7 days. You should get a new calculator. And Ashton was actually really close.

[BennettTheMachine]

@user10476 And he did say it was 15 days FOR HIM and he is 40 so your comment was invalid.

[user10476]

@BennettTheMachine No read Phenestias comment again and try to understand it this time.

[rachcanta2u2]

Ashton is AWESOME u guys r so lucky!

[J0eW00dy]

hahaha. duh it would be one hell of a publicity stunt.

[llaurieodonnell]

haha that's so awesome.

[ellhorn]

sad times we lost ashton to the scientology.....

[ToddHakes]

I probably spend 2 and a half minutes a day... Is that a lot? Haha :)

[eleppek]

WOW this is so cool! I hope you can meet a lady celebrity next!

[TheMoogirl]

lol their discussion is so awkward hahah.

[matrixartz2020]

typical male talk lol

[hyperemomonkey]

248 hhours

[numberoneoilersfan]

about 1,040 hours

[southernlady75]

Well, now that you've met Ashton does he now,finally, follow Rhett on Twitter? :)

[pye3214]

I spend about a minute a day peeing. What an eyeopening find.

[HPnerdfighter]

haha epic

[jowil93]

2 days for me... I could do that.

[kissmyass112]

please tell us how you know ashton kutcher?

[SlamdunkSmiles]

@kissmyass112 I know ashton...and a bunch of my friends too.

because he's from iowa and a lot of peoples parents are good friends with him! ^_^

[MZhilarity]

@kissmyass112 seriously, guys! that's amazing!

[Gam3rTSquared]

when ashton was asked the question he was like huh

[Grrrstin]

hahaah this is amazing.

[bighulk25]

I think the major point is being lost here. Forget the fact that you would be pissing for 10 days straight...that is a lot of piss. think of the amount of piss that would equal. between a litter and a gallon of piss a day for 31 years. you could fill in a lake.

[XTremeGamer321]

That's how the Apocalypse will come around. That's what R&L are really trying to say.  Everyone will be faced with being stabbed or peeing all the pee they've ever peed.

[thetrueawesemokenzie]

well,

now i have to pee

[flujible]

3.6 days of peeing for me

[Hollrobb]

You should have stabbed him for real and as you watched him drop to the floor say ,"Thats from bruce you sack of sh!t". Too soon?

[Lowdkandi]

How do you guys know ashton?!

[erinnyadiggg]

ashton is so fine <3

[adriank1223]

ashton, wow, crazy.

[alwaysomerevelation]

haha wow Ashton Kutcher

you guys get around :)

[TheFaaizK]

Mine would come out so somewhere around two days! I would definitely do than get stabbed...

[RocMan209]

haha awesome

[123NekoProductions]

....LOL I big conversation on man pee XD lol Awkwardly funny lol

[ambjdf5205]

OMG ASHTON! hahaha, love him! how the hell did you get ashton?

[shihtzusrock24]

wow um wierd conversation!

[belidama]

its really odd but whenever i watch one of your videos now i really really need to pee :P

[FATMIME]

Two degrees of separation. I was in a video with Rhett and Link, they're in a video with Kutcher. Yeah.

[WorldOfWideo]

hi fatmime

[AsylumGriffin]

thats awesome

[dbleXdiamand]

How on earth did they get Ashton Kutcher lmao

[JordanFouts]

I only pee pee once a week for about one hour each time, and I love it.

[tdot41]

i did his math he's right he's smart!!!!!!

:O

[inlovewithadonai]

approximetly 1.68 weeks lol

[UmLikeUhlyssa]

idk who he is? but i think i could actually enjoy peeing for 10 days. think how relieving that'd feel? but that depends on whether or not your on a toilet the whole time. and one that wouldn't overflow!

[LalalalalaLauren75]

You should have titled this Pee Math: By Ashton Kutcher

[FinalGuitarist47]

how did you meet Ashton Kutcher?

[BlanketyAshley]

how come everybody's meeting ashton kutcher? and by everybody I mean you and iJustine. Where do I sign up?

[AlyAndCate]

Ashton is cool and all...BUT: Has the balance of the universe been restored yet??

*Hint*

[kiddsock]

He's too much. THanks R&L!

Keep on YouTubin!

[xfftl8myheartx]

hmmm I may go with the stabbing half then. but hilarious how he was doing the pee math :)

[bordonthestreet]

hahaha Ashton is legit funny. I never would have thought.

10 days boys. I'm still sticking with the stabbing

[Aarongrubbworm]

hey, you should do an Ashton Kutcher local commercial

[Aarongrubbworm]

i love how he is doing the pee math! lol

[0computergeek0]

Niiice! Just hangs out with Ashton Kutcher! haha

[DoubleODude]

Nice.

[Tatombozo]

I like Ashton a lot better now. Did you guys tell him to stop making those lame camera commercials?

OR offer to make him one of your commercials?!

[pmsbbulover]

holy shit!! that was some damn good math!!!

i'm outrageously impressed!!

[keeters09]

whoa! kelso can do math!

[Milenium412]

OUCH!!

[gooozz]

Sweet. Ashton seems really cool :)

[lalalizbeth]

OMG! Hang out with The Baby Eaters!

[lalalizbeth]

well, i guess 2 out of 3 aint bad

[RhettandLink]

saw two outta three. :)

Link

[colossusbeam]

haha that was quite entertaining

[1234fllf]

Who knew Ashton was good at math :)

[chewbobington]

Aw, love Ashton Kutcher.  Amazing. :)

[angeloverlooked]

Nice :p He seems like a nice guy; he's been in a few youtube videos with youtubers

[AlyAndCate]

YAY Ashton picked what we picked!!!

and please be sure to tell Ashton that we said hi

[evilgeinus1988]

OMG that is awesome!! Go Ashton Love you man!

[lhoward12]

you guys are crazzzyyy

[greenspacedog]

Are you guys friends with Ashton or did you just bump into him?

[thriftjam]

@greenspacedog Probably friends. He always tweets about their new videos.

[kondrathesnail]

he is so dang cute!!

[brittanyfriesman]

who knew celebrities could do math?

[david5076]

nobody has factored sleep and comfort into the equation you'd be constantly sitting down if ou are female and standing if male STAB ME.

[jesusfreak34988]

@david5076 not true some females stand up too ...odd but true and some guys sit...

[david5076]

indeed but im afraid you missed my point.

[WorldofGN]

Wait!...Celebrities Urinate!?

[BROADWAYBOUND679]

Ashton Kutcher = Mental Math Genius

[ItsJami]

ASHTON AND RHETT AND LINK AT THE SAME TIME! I can die happy.

[mudhens4ever]

Since I'm old, I pee at least 5 times a day. And since I'm old, it dribble out and takes about 5 minutes to finish. That's 25 minutes a day. Look forward to getting old.

[enoonevoli]

I still would rather take the non-lethal stab. And on a particularly shallow note, Ashton's cute. There, I said it.

[KidArch]

ashton is awful at rough math.

[Procrastimaster]

I knew Ashton is incredibly smart, but it's cool to see his mind at work! Awesome vid!

[SpazzyMcGee1000]

man! i would have never thought ashton was so smart!

[OffensiveBehaviorTV]

@SpazzyMcGee1000 How about I would have never though that people would be so dumb they would be impressed with basic math!

[ochoa830]

I dig those chairs!

[InterplanetJanet77]

Ashton Kutcher is such a babe.

[nekopheliac]

hey! I'm pretty sure I was the first person to suggest becoming famous peeing all that time! Well not as the 'peeing guy' but as the person with the magical peeing-powered machine that will dazzle the entire world!

[AstrologicalTwilight]

1.5min * 365 days per year = 547 mins per year * 80years = 43,800 minutes / 60 minutes in a hour = 730 hours / 24 hours in a day = 30.41 days....31 days straight!!!

[DazmoTube]

if you get stabbed 4 inches into your flesh youre going to be incapacitated with pain for several days, not to mention the blood loss is going to suck, youre going to have a scar, and i bet youre not over it in ten days.

with peeing, youre done in ~ 10 days and thats it. big deal.

if you would rather take the knife youre just retarded.

but anyone whos not retarded already knew ashton was retarded. ., .

[voicetube]

Dudes.. you guys are amazing!

This is possibly going to go down in (your) history as a watershed (no pun intended) video for you two!!!

[bugilt]

How would the pee get into your body? I rather be stabbed if they are feeding it in through a tube. Repoop would be harder than repee.

[xleezybee]

wow. Ashton is fricken SMART.

[muzikman1793]

I'm 17 years old. I pee 3x a day for at least 20 seconds. If you do the math. Thats 10 straight days of peeing. Rhett Link and Ashton are all older which would mean even more days.

[WhispersOfTheDreamer]

OMB ASHTON lol wow thats cool yal got the hook up any way sweet lol funny

[RAMSTERLORD]

ask him if he would rather get herpees from a hot chick or get anal raped from the guy from green mile (black guy)

[voicetube]

@RAMSTERLORD -- I just got the Blu-ray today of the Green Mile (which I had ordered on Amazon like a week ago)!

Just sayin' because of the cool coincidence of your mentioning a classic yet older film that I JUST got...

[TheRiddler8]

i pee 9 times a day....thats healthy, right?

[GrateVideos]

@TheRiddler8 nope about 6 is recommended. maybe you're drinking too much and not exercising enough?

[nickandnickshow]

yes....... if youre a mouse.

[FlamingHomelessDude]

michael can do mental math! that blows my effin mind!

[LyonzFilms]

michael?

[FlamingHomelessDude]

That 70's Show?

[LyonzFilms]

oooh but his real name is ashton

[RoughridersFan08]

Not it's not.

His full name is Christopher Ashton Kutcher.

You really should have stabbed Ashton, Link. Somewhere in the face. :)