Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 22]

[candygirl121340]

....CHANCE IS HOT. just sayin. :]

[TheZinkerton]

Omg this is my absolute favorite.

[elise199528]

This one is my favorite!!

[demonwoman123]

LMAO We're Going To Hell <3

[halfdemon4lifeintime]

This is my favorite episode of all time.

[ravennaskittles]

Man I've seen this video so many times I can literally turn the volume down and say it for them xD best episode ever.

[SkittlezTheDinoRawr]

Googoo gaagaa

[SkittlezTheDinoRawr]

Ive never realized how hawt Chance is

[risforrichyy]

Welcome to another exciting episode of ass fuck? xD

[TheMusicalEnchilada]

Chance is hot. Even with a Fred voice.

[Thecomputernerdet]

best birthday present ever!!

[LillyPotter7]

Bahaha I love ur friend!! Hes mothafuckin hilarious!!!

[xXSuicideLovexXx]

Best one!! Hahaha I love it :3

[ZoologistGrace]

U double wrap it *whisper* double wrap it. LMFAO -3 u chance!!!

[blackiris9515]

i died when he went "NOM NOM NOM i ate a dick"

[tyleiel26]

let me just bend down and get this magazine NOM NOM NOM i just ate a dick

[WhatBoutWhy]

Startin @ 2:02 I laughed s hard!

[ezbrezzylilrae]

MOM? DAD? DAD, YOU USE A CONDOM!! YOU USE A CONDOM!! DOUBLE WRAP IT! (whisper) double wrap it!!

greatness^^

[EmiStrawberri]

what did he drop at the start? his phone?



[pharrell96706]

i still remember the rap ever since i watched this in 2009 (':

[elise199528]

My favorite one!

[KOOKIEkeii]

Like if you noticed his real voice when he said "I don't know--" before the "Fred" voice kicked in.

[TheJessieBeth]

"Hold on, let me bend down and get this magazine... NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! I ate a dick." :D

[DrPenguin4280]

This was my favorite episode so far

[jojojurassic77]

I just about pissed myself.



[TobiTheRainbow]

Oh my God. In love with the blonde ;_; He's beautiful x) <3

[FredFan2961]

@TobiTheRainbow that is chase kind lady x333

[beachperson22]

omfg chance is so funny and so frickin hhhhhhooottttt!!!!

[sydxjake]

LOL NOMNOMNOM, NOMNOM

[TheNinjaNanner]

who the hell tries to eat their own cock?? xD

[2011QueenSoftball]

When chance. Says goo goo gaa gaa he is soooooo cute

[2011QueenSoftball]

Omfg chance is ssooooooooiiiiiiooooooo hot

[liagibaS]

Thumbs Up If Your Watching this at 2011 xD

[alittlejen]

@liagibaS Hell yeah I am! :'D It's the best thing ever.

[tampwns4eva]

@liagibaS thumbs up if youre watchin this is 2012..ha!

[wazup9751]

@liagibaS nope 2012

[Frida708]

@liagibaS What, no why did I like, it's not 2011 no more Dx

[rbrock95]

@liagibaS I'm watching it in 2012.

[SuperNinachu]

@liagibaS 2012. 

[beachgirl0992]

@liagibaS 2012!!! :D

[liagibaS]

Thumbs Up If Your Watching this In the 2011 xD

[liagibaS]

:O Chance erghrubndens So Hot!!

He Looks Like A Grown Up xD

I Remember Ask Swifty 9 xD he was a kid xD

[liagibaS]

:O Chance erghrubndens So Hot!!

He Looks Like A Grown Up xD

I Remember Ask Swifty 9 xD he was a kid xD

[PaigeToxicSlaughter]

I Miss this swifty</3

[IHavePuns]

you should have that guy in more of your videos he was in episode 9 right?

[koolzbean]

i laughed the whole time

[GenerationXNinja]

"Hello and welcome to another episode of Ass Fuckkk" XD

[hghero100]

I have never heard a rap in the Fred voice before so this is amazing <3

[demoniceclipse1]

@VampyricaBand no that's a different chance lol

[posionqueen]

fist urself lawl

[VampyricaBand]

stupid question but is tht the same chance from ChanceandAndy??

[Mini1Lil]

Lol 1:23

[44Millz]

Did anyone else notice that when he says "I don't know if that would work it sounds pretty retarded." When he says "I don't" Its not in FRED voice?

[EpicFail004]

@44Millz haha wow you pay WAAAYYY to much attention to these videos XD

[quinton432]

7,148 retards liked this video?

[44Millz]

@quinton432 I happen to BE one of those retards

[hghero100]

When they rapped in the Fred voice I was like what the f*ck is going on?

[MrsChristoferIngle20]

I don't know what just happened, but it rocked

[elmonotemochick555]

Everything is funnier in a Fred voice... nuff said.

[b3b3girl12]

My teacher ask me wat a mangina was xD like 3 hours ago xD i stayed quiet like i need to watch swiftty again .__.

[haleynowicki]

You guys remind me of Butters from South Park with your funny voices:D

[kawaiikitty400]

Chance, you really fucking cutee~!! XD <3

[44Millz]

Chance clicks really wierd

[44Millz]

My dictionary is bigger than my house AND my car put together (I don't own either) 2:28 made me laugh sooooo hard i almost wet myself. and im emo.

[44Millz]

I cried with laughter when Chance did the impression of a vagina with teeth xD

[LOSTinAAR]

OMG the mangina bit in the fred voice. I just about died from laughter. Also Chance is CUTE!

[skinnyjeansareforme]

MOM DAD ..... DAD DID U USE A CONDOM ???>..... USES A CONDOM....!!! DOUBLE WRAP IT ( Whispers)> DOUBLE WRAP IT....I about died of luaghter

[lizardbreatification]

haha the fred voice kinda makez swifty even sexier....

[doublephycho]

dude you need to make more ask swiftys

[RandomTaco359]

whoa WHOA WHOA!! h=thats chance WTF HAPPENED??

[ToTheMaxxxxxx]

SWIFTY SONUDS JUST LIKE BUTTERS

[levioletoiseau10]

ahh, this is my favorite ask swifty

[FrOzEnxBaNaNa]

bratz doll

??????????????????

[FrOzEnxBaNaNa]

1:00 .....

[LizzieXoXoSOS]

wow tht is freakin awsome :P

[missmusic17ily]

LMAO i was cracking up the whole time!!!! this one and the one with shane dawson are my favorites by far!!!!! I couldnt stop laughing after " oh im just gunna bend down and get this magazine OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!! i ate a dick :D" i laughed my ass off!!!!

[psychoticxtrash]

@missmusic17ily yess this one and the Shane Dawson one are best! :D

[samiii42]

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM i was laughing my ass off!

[ultrabass5000]

several bananas have been in my mouth..... at the same time?????? :S check out ma channel, with ma ol' original swifty haircut :D (btw i did get it before i saw him, but it is awesome) :DDDD

[Jaden1914]

Who the fuck tries to eat there on cock?..... I'm kinda confused there?... I love him!!!!!!

[Rowanwilleatyou]

you guys sound like butters and craig from southpark, not fred ;) <3

[gigielisa5]

Whats a mangina well if u have one of these and one of these and one of these goes into one of these and never leaves then u have a mangina (;

[CabezaQuesa]

You should do more videos with Chance

[SethBadco]

ill stick my dick in you , and fuck some sick shit maggots on my dick xD

[erica101ize]

AUBURN ALL THE WAY!!!

[TheKrawss]

@erica101ize Abortion would KILL Auburn

[Smashleeeeeeeee]

I honestly want you inside of me..

[ariesaXXXapocalypse]

Your moms vagina! XD

[1edbassmasterfan1]

i know every word to this ask swifty :)

[PenguinsBadBladder]

Haha, Fred with a country accent. xD

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

4:15 fuck... -_-

[AliceWolfy]

i luv u u r my idol ps this is my fave ask swifty ever

[ZzZzAaAnNnNeEe]

♥_♥ hes so cute and funny. best ask swifty ever!

[PennyMoonshine]

I love the end of your rap.lol

[morganlizzie23]

i dont want to hear about 5 hour energy i want to see this majestic episode of ask swifty!!!!!!

[eeveeheart]

1:27 - 1:33 made me laugh so hard!!!1!!

[WimpyPirate]

Swifty sounds soo cute <3

[997marcus]

Make more videos with chance

[teritup1995]

Fuck advertisements! they always take forever to load and piss me off!!!!

[katielove096]

NOM NOM NOM! NOM NOM NOM!  haha, love it(:

[CCguhl]

i wanna stalk Chance... <3

[jessimaxable]

have fun.. <3 see you there

[SqueakyEggsAndBacon]

What If I LEft The Same Comment On A Bunch Of MAtts Viedos, Think He'd Reply?

[Hollieaaxo]

i've always wanted to here the word mangina in freds voice :D

[screaminglife14]

you sincerely worry me :p

[ThatKiddJess]

Well let me just bend over and get this magazine Nom Nom Nom - Nom Nom Nom

I Just Ate A Dick

Lmao! :D

[MrPeeonyou]

YOUR MOMS A VAGINAA

[jkress95]

bring chance back...please?

[TheJamilla35]

Favorite episode of Ask Swifty!

I lmao everytime!

[Kr4zYn3sS]

Chance is HOT.. Too :$

[kfit3]

MAN-GINA!!!!!

[CClawsy]

"Is your's big? Is my what big? My house, my car, or my dicktionary!!"

[lolzatyahoo2]

Bratz Dolls

[DeathNoteShippuden22]

DICtionary xD

[rawrxishxbrii]

This is my favorite Ask Swifty(:

[FALLENisHxC]

Anothing exciting season of assss-ffffuck? O.o

[RAWRsydasaur]

Let me bend down andget this maazine... NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM! In a FRED voice. I died.

[giggig3]

chance is hotter then swifty!!!!!

[ElisaBethHopes]

"Is yours big?" "Is my what big? My house? My car? or my dictionary? ;D"

[ajthebeast0]

@ElisaBethHopes that was the 1st part that me laff a lot.the is yours big? thing was funny,but my fave thing was the part where swifty says the spoonin' thing well i think that was ONE of the funny parts but there were a lot of funny parts so i cant pick my fave part oh idky im sayin this but if i could have one thing of swifty's many um idk what to call them so ima call thm talents so one of his many talents i wood want to be funny like him or if it was possible(which i dont think it is)funnier

[XvXLeggitXvX]

swifty sounds like hunter from iprincewhale

[Hisserbabe101]

How about ten of my penises nailed to one baby? GOO GOO GAH GAH. ;D

[SpellCrec]

DICtionary

1:10 Marilyn Manson

[MissZydrateAddict]

what would u do if your penis was a bannana

i definantly wouldnt let chance eat it out of curiosity

LOLZ I almost peed my pants

[AGirlNamedSpencer]

omigod i miss these videos:( i never have time to watch them anymore!

[24rugrats]

i love how he says basketballs<3

[sakura55555115]

they make me think of chance and andy

[maddiecass]

this was better than fred. WAY better.

[alyssalovesswifty]

when he says "then you fuck an old lady!" it makes me laugh so hardd.

[pretzalvenom]

2:17 f#@*ing hysterical

[Jebbers3000]

2:59

Best part xD

[XxpinkyemoxX1]

1:21...LOVE THT PAAART XD

[beastlybesties1]

"Double wrap it double wrap it!" Hahahahah

[lSamithorl]

''What you tryna do? Fist yourself?...Nothing but net''

Makes me lul errytime :3

[LaFemmeDemon]

A MANGINA! XD HAHAHAHA

[CrimsonNight99]

YOUR MOM'S VAGINA!!!!!!

[ILoveY0uxRibbet]

"Who would you go gay for?"

John Stamos!" *Rips open shirt*

Best. Part.

[TheMegabite09]

I cant stop laughing from the video. I just cant. Air i need air, haha. Its soo funny.

[jarofhearts97]

i <3 this video!!! i watch it all the time he is so cute and chance is soooooooooo hot :)

[dothepepperminttwist]

War eagle :)

[TwiHard4]

Now THIS is Swifty. I miss videos like this...

[TheMegabite09]

This video is soo funny. I love it. To me, i think that is one of the best videos i have ever seen from ask swifty. Hahaha

[xXimsicXx]

YO MOM"S VAGINA!



[minishovel]

DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK dick 8==D~

[minishovel]

DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK dick

[1edbassmasterfan1]

Fav ask swifty ever!

[MrSuperman3345]

"mom? dad? Dad you use a condom!! you use a condom!! double wrap it!! *whispers* double wrap it" XD hahaha i lold

[pinksadi13]

It's ok chance you can keep your shirt off ;) It don't bother me, how sexy! ;)

[h2ofanx10]

Why the hell does Matt sound like Butters from South Park!?!?!

?!?!?!

[yunanagisa]

Lol they should replace the startrooper air humpin with this and see if people can make it the wholeee video without laughing.

[csaesietyz]

double wrapping makes it worse

[prettycake102]

i want that song on my ipod

[HuMuSuX]

wat is this and were is warrior????

[zephyer55]

@BrowninsonTV you lost your fuck to?

[KateKallocain]

DAD ? POP ? DAD , YOU USE A CONDOM ! YOU USE A CONDOM ! DOUBLE WRAP IT ! Double wrap it ... D:

xDD

[MrsMetalFreaaak]

HAHAHAHAH! XD

I fucking Rofl'd when Swifty went "You get the beeest of both worlds *something I cant hear* Then I fuck an Old lady"

Oh man, You're hilarious!xD

[11budwiserbunny]

lmao.. you guys are flipping AWESOME!! :]

[kylooo]

Swifty you look like Jared Leto O_O

[smexichick97]

John stamos ehh!

XDDD

[hopeshines2]

Im not a doughnut you treat me like a human being!!

[Hersheys902101]

Dad?! Pop?! Dad you use a condom, you use a condom, double wrap it, doule wrap itttt......

[ICutiePies]

This is favorite episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[prettycake102]

i love their rap or rape

[TewOfUhKind]

"Welcome to another exciting episode of Assss-FUCK!"

You said ass fuck. Heh :D

[mrsryleekristen]

Yes!!!

[babiessforbreakfastt]

That. Was. Amazing. xD

[JuliannaQuestions]

Well im gonna bend down and get this magazine

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

....i ate a dick :D

[bjorkismyhomie]

chance is hot. :)

[oreolicious7]

is yours big? is my what big? my house? my car? or my DICtionary? best part lmao

[Cheeseburger13579]

best ask swifty by FAR!

[harrypotterroxsox]

@Cheeseburger13579 my favorite is still 17 cause he was talking about dead babies

ps it's an inside joke with my friends

[lizzyliz44]

Whats a mangina? Well if you have one of these () and then you have one of these |. And one of these | goes in one of these (). And they never leave then you have one of these. The you have a mangina!!

[Cheeseburger13579]

LMAOXD

[9889lizzy]

2:43 Iss it just me or does he sound like Butters?

[TheSkymac12]

hes gay and not funny

[pinkbunnyfoo]

@TheSkymac12 Ooooooh I have an idea, DONT WATCH HIM ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!

[999paramoreluver]

YOU GET THE BEEEEST OF BOTH WORLDS, CHILLIN OUT AT THE SHOW THEN YA FUCK AN OLD LADY!

[xXx1PrincessKen1xXx]

U get the besttt of both worlds chilln out at th show thn u fuck an old lady xD lmao i hate miley but th old lady sounds better thn her xD