Lemon Demon-Every time you stifle a sneeze

[jibberjabberx]

is there anywhere where i can find the lyrics or chords/tab to play this on guitar my life would be complete after i learn this thanks :D

[scottyiscute]

I keep listening to this over and over

[NotPortlyman42]

i have told this to anybody who will listen in my school... actually ive been telling it to theese 5 kids i like to annoy

[koch1992]

After watching this I looked up IMDb to see if there really IS a movie called "Muscular Hooker 2".

[MorthagZ]

Ponies.

[Jadespeakschinese]

O.o I have killed so many tiny man children wearing beards and green bowler hats.

Also the gold is lie! A LIE!! XP

[mrbigman13bb]

FULL CIRCLE!

[ThePotatoChef]

Thats why you should never stifle a sneeze.

[thedazzlingdave]

your both

[sjlemmon]

...anyone else guessing his lyrics? Either I am a true Illemonatus or I'm psychic. Or both!

[TheNobodyClub]

The ripple effect, man! >:)

[railfun]

I once performed this for my bus in high school. I got some very strange looks from the normal folk, and hearty laughs from the more interesting people.

[AnimeVampire1324]

Is there a name for this? Mentioning a string of topics until you finally loop around to the beginning?

[caryandmo]

Love this 'song'

[Whatthebleepitybleep]

And THIS, fellow youtubers, is how you digress. 

[darkcloud2K]

memorized every word. my classmates think i'm cazy, cuz i said it over and over all day.

[Zyvo2]

LOL, TRY TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG WITHOUT LAUGHING OR GIGGLING (sorry about the caps) if you succeed see if your freinds / family can...

[electorg]

it's burning my mind 

[giantmonkey]

0_0

[HappyCatSaysDie]

SOMEONE is a member of a tiny japenese city that was pooped on by a gnome.

[Poppy224]

1 person sneezed

[FrizzleFry117]

Not many people know this, but...

[radioactivellamafish]

And once again Neil has proved he is superior to you mortals in every way.

[themostimportantman]

Demetri Martin much? haha

[NikkiPhotos]

this is possibly the least sense making of any of Neil's work, but i still like it!

[forlexer]

@NikkiPhotos it makes complete sense!

[TrinitySin]

What.

WHAT.

WHAAAAT.

ಠ_ಠ

[mkrox999]

XD small animal!

[darkqueensylvanas]

This explains so much! Like, seriously, almost every question I've ever asked and recieved no answer to was just answered! :D

[Teymos]

this blew my frickin mind man...

[sumiame]

Lies. LIES.

[coltact]

I had to do a poetic interpretation, that wasn't sung. I asked my speech teacher if a song that was spoken was fine. He said it was indeed fine. I celebrated, and shared this wonderful logic with my whole speech class :) got an A+

[forlexer]

@coltact ha ha nice dude

[mkrox999]

@coltact how did you not get in trouble?

[coltact]

@mkrox999

i kind of skipped over this and that :P lol the teacher hardly paid attention anyways.. plus it was memorized only, so i "forgot" any part that would get me detention :D

[mkrox999]

@coltact nice

[batmanownsyourass]

@coltact That's idiotic.

[coltact]

@batmanownsyourass

idiotic? how so?

[haleygayle]

this kinda sounds like demitri martins songs ^_^

[CornX60]

Uh, um... OK

[ssabnadroj]

that was some mind blowing shit, love it.

[mac12132]

lol wtf...lololol

[kbob4000]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bladecat4]

This is so fucking funny. How can he say this without laughing?

[gkhdfg]

I cant stand this bullshit.

[bladecat4]

That's the point. ALL OF IT IS BULLSHIT. If you believe it or give a fuck, you're even more retarded than the people who don't like this song.

[mon4d8]

@bladecat4 stop being an ass

[bladecat4]

@mon4d8 An ass? Maybe you're right. I prefer to think of myself as an 'anus' or a 'rectum'. Sounds more sophisticated.

[mattboy1152]

Unicorn seed FTW!

[PencilsandPancakes]

that just blew my mind

[undoingtruth]

yeah...that part about scotland is true...lol

[niksarmy2]

AwSoMe

[axelnaruto]

this is like dimitri martin, except said by Neil.

[kevinland3]

I just listened to this twice, did I just waste nine minutes of my life, or just get my mind blown by Niel once again? I'm not sure

[XxDearvzxX]

He said IRELAND! Neil Cicierega said IRELAND! *faints* I'm Irish, and somewhat obsessed with Neil :) I give it five of these treasured stars, I better lock the vault again so I don't lacerate a Scrooge Mc Ducks body..If thats what he said..I was laughing so much I didn't catch half of it!

This is a masterpiece. I have to learn it off NOW. I should be studying for my exams, but this is MUCH more important.

[moony006]

Wait, it's Neil Cicierega? This guy who made "Harry Potter puppet pals"? My, I had no clue!

[XxDearvzxX]

@moony006 Yeah, lots of people are Lemon Demon and Neil Cicierega fans and had no idea. I heard of Lemon Demon from Neils channel, but being Irish I would've never have heard of that band anyway. Neil is multi talented. That is an understatement. I have yet to hear of something he can't do. Brilliantly.

[mattboy1152]

He can't fly.

[XxDearvzxX]

@mattboy1152 How do you know.

[mattboy1152]

Haven't you seen his Wikipedia page? It says nothing about flying!

[XxDearvzxX]

@mattboy1152

Aha! But he wouldn't tell us about it, would he? Or he'd be captured and experimented on and whatnot. Who knows, he could be Cicierega Man, flying over Boston to try and save this dying world from destruction, with only the help of his toothless Irish manchildren!

[tfeth282]

what does he say adout the actor and the unicorn seed?

[weirdalsclone]

what he says is... for example, in the film "muscular hooker II", will smith's character takes a dramatically framed swig of unicorn seed, then suddenly grows a cgi erection extending into infinity, then will smiths mind explodes. and the movie ends.

[coltact]

I shall never stifle a sneeze again... those poor man-children that live as leprachauns...

[Winxs3000]

lmao at Unicorn seed lol

Stars kept in a vault......lacerate........jer­ked and eaten.....cannibalism of the dead Scottmitzfah lol awkward man child. U will live as a leprachuan Mesmerize them with a leprachuan jig then stab them with your leprachuan stiletto...lol Might ending and never shall I stifle a sneeze ever again...

[railfun]

The looks I get when reciting this on the bus are simply astounding, I recommend everyone try it.

[weirdalsclone]

oh god, i did it on the subway, lets just say that afterwards i was roflmao

[nsGrif]

This song is cool, but it kind of sounds like he was ad-libbing or reading it off of a piece of paper.

The flow is a little weird.

But I love it anyways.

[kingoflombards]

I had to listen to this four times to hear all of it. I was laughing too hard to hear the rest!

[GeodesicGlycerin]

lmao, love it.

SPONTANIOUS THOUGHT!

[MovieMaker319]

...what the fack?

[2rumpnisse2]

not many people know this... but this is awsome

[flunkedidid]

and logic takes a dive!!

sheer awesome has held the 10 point over logic and now knows no bounds!!

[gonetomars3697]

hehe man this song changed my views on a lot of things...although im irish i take no offense in the spirit of good humor - woo!

[railfun]

shit. was. INTENSE.

[orange921]

Uh... Wow... Lol

[brondeny]

that... was .... messed XD

[Zetera]

As a sexyful Irish person I might be insulted, but as a person with a good sense of humour - this is amazing!

Hahahahahaha film critic stars in vaults - genius.

[emilyartist]

As a toothless, stupid man-child unkissed by the spirits of puberty, I take deep offense at your comment. XD

[Zetera]

LOL :D

[kenji208]

heh awesome

[girstar211]

woooooooaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...

[TheMissSinister]

This song has changed the way I think of never growing up.

.___.;

[Zinglogo]

wow... amazing

[Tebeku]

This song is AMAZING

[sappynirvana09]

This is one of the greatest songs ever. The first time I heard it, I was in my car by myself, getting high, and had no idea what I was listening to. I knew of Lemon Demon before but I it was on the radio and this song geeked me out. Str8 to favs.

[Spitfyre32x]

how did THAT come from a stifled sneeze?!? lol

[forlexer]

it just does dude it just does....

[Spitfyre32x]

lol

[27decibels]

@Spitfyre32x because every time you sneeze...

[FrizzleFry117]

@Spitfyre32x

It's best not to ask too many questions.

[awsomegary]

oh ok not tromitizing or anything to little kids

[zombiekiller2045]

.....i'm not gonna ask.

[SaruuHime]

THAT WAS BEATIFUL

[catlord3]

dang...what kinda drugs is he on lol

[getoosniper]

i have ranted like that before lol

[xxgvylolxx]

then willsmiths mind blows. because in thaat forest theres a little japanese town.

[yezzir122333]

Once i had this playing on my mp3 and a friend of mine started listening to it. her reaction went something like this: O_o

[SisterToSleepx]

Neil's the only one who gets it! Lol...I love Lemon Demon :D

[TheRighteousAwe]

exactly!

his randomness is so funny, yet catchy

thats wut make niel uniqe

[TheRighteousAwe]

oddest song next 2 hyakagojyuuichi

[supernathan94]

are you sure you spelled that right? lol jk jk

[TheRighteousAwe]

yep, i ckecked

[0MrCreepY]

TOTALY RADICAL DUDE!

:D

[XanXanXanthus]

well it explains an awfull lot...

[Cooler502]

epic story about mushrooms and leprechauns

[irckudnt]

i love this song, its awesome!!!

[thelordcake]

hah Lemon Demon is so weird but awesome

[TheRighteousAwe]

thats y their so good,

thier unique