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  • lovely evolution into violence. LOL EPIC FAIL.

    that's not human nature.

  • The story so far:

    A huge iPad appears.

    Monkey learns Bone Club.

    Monkey uses Bone Club.

    It is super effective.

  • poor tapir

  • could you upload the full movie

  • OmnislashNeo has achieved doing a version of the film more quicker without cutting the main

    content, but the 1968 cut is more meditative and has subtle details

  • Kubrick treated this movie more like painting and opera than film. It's not really a film in the classic OR modern sense. The slowness, bizarre music, repetitious sound-effects, & huge image (when seen as intended, on the big screen) are all meant to put the viewer into a sort-of trance. People didn't need editing programs in the 60s to make this movie more interesting - they had psychedelics. It's a hell of a lot more fun THAT way.

  • Is it that today people have ADD or that we are better educated and make the connections much faster then the movie makers would have expected back then?

  • Wtf am I watching here! from this to space and stuff?

  • Love the victorious music when he discovers what will become the 'hammer'. EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Um, isn't this kinda stupid? The Monolith inspired the pre-apes to use tools? Can't modern apes do that, too?

    

  • Haji's kitchen rules

  • this is brutally raw dude! fu%$in killer movie man!

  • this whole section with the dawn of man is just so greatly amusing to me. The timing of every action and reaction, plus the discovery of beating your rivals to death with bones, always a classic

  • I like the full movie the way it is. Some people are BMW's, they bitch moan and whine. 2001 is a movie that should not be trifled with. If it seems too long to you don't watch it. Or learn to grow some patience.

  • When that monkey threw the bone into the air, that's where microsoft got the idea for the XBOX 360

  • Pretty well edited! Good job, bro.

  • awesome fu$#in job Omni dudes!!! The Koob would be fu%$in proud!

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  • 4:34 OMG! There's a tv in charlie and the chocolate factory with this scene on it, but then the black thing is a chocolat bar!!!! :D

  • @yoshimannetje That's the first thing I thought when I saw that part for the first time! (10 months ago)

  • Dude, you cut bits out? SO NOT COOL MAN!!!! If you believe in something i.e. you like the original, why change it for people who won't appreciate it?

    If people don't want to sit through it, that should be their loss.

  • thank goodness something is availabe in foreign country part 6 removed in america

  • they should make space odyessey 2061 and 3001 final odyessey

  • The bone turning into the spaceship is a phenomenal scene and the climax of The Dawn of Man scene. Here is a yet another video posted by a bonehead that puts the flying bone in one video and the falling spaceship in another........f$%^%$%$££ck

  • thank FOOD DYES for all the ADHD. The pharmaceutical industry is happy to supply you with RITULIN.

  • So this edit basically a result of "You youngsters today."

  • @Webshooters1 yes. this was the only way I could get my friends who are too impatient to watch a good movie to see this

  • @Webshooters1

    Well, I'm no youngster, and really like the original movie. But, yeah!, it is way long. Doesn't lose nothing beeing edit like this.

  • This reminds me of the Japanese government fighting over what to do about the fuckedashima nuclear reactors.

  • well I loved to see your work .. but here you cut one of the mos beatiful scenes .. on the end when the bone crosses the space e we enter in the present time ... 2 minutes more and this sequence will be perfect ;)

  • Feel sorry for the guy who did the monkey costumes, Didn't get an oscar nomination for costume design because the Academy thought the chimps in the movie were real.

  • Obama's village in Africa.

  • I'm not gunna lie, this was a weird movie. The good part only lasted for like 30 min. if compressed together and there was a TON of filler. Also the monkey scenes are just out right funny. I had a classmate who described this film well,

    "It starts off with a bunch of monkeys hitting each other and it ends with a giant sun-baby."

  • man thanks for your time in doing this

  • fuck films that they will say its a movie and then say its art...ITS JUNK!!!!

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  • WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • PLEASE PUT THE ORIGINAL FULL LENGTH MOVIE!!! FORGET ALL THE OTHER DUMB ASSES WHO CANT COMPREHEND DEEP MOVIES (Or a real movie at all)

    Fuck the others let us have our movies the way we like it.

  • Why is half the film missing with extra crap thrown in.... DONT BOTHER WITH THIS VERSION FIND THE PROPER FULL VERSION NOT SOME FUCKERS IDEA OF WHAT THE IMPORTANT PARTS WERE

  • 重新观赏《太空漫游》,

    四十三年印象保留,

    “温故知新”不嫌陈旧,

    科幻电影领略优秀。

  • amillionmonkeys.blog.com aren't you curious?

  • who ever "thumbs-down" this video must have wanted to see Stanley Kubric die from a "heart attack"...

  • Masonic to the core.

  • Almost every one of my favorite scientists claim that this was their favorite science fiction movie of all time. I can't believe I've never seen it until now. Thanks for the upload! (even though it's not the original version, still much appreciated).

  • 8:24

    

  • You know whats a shame... I just bought this book NEW from the book store for 79 cents...... the reason is because the book store is going out of business and it was 90% off...which is sort of a win bargain wise but still a shame

  • Im love this cene too

  • do you have the original full version on?

  • I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • omnislash you fool, I crown you the king of fools for making this edit for idiots

  • Yeah I don't know what the hell I was thinking doing this a year ago. I would take these videos down but oddly enough I've gotten the most views on this one lol @UridonTheMaster

  • @OmnislashNeo NO! I CANT WATCH THE LAST PART!!!!!111one!!111!!!

  • @OmnislashNeo is there a way you can put up an unedited version?

  • @UridonTheMaster Screw the MTV/CGI generation! This is a film for true moviegoers! This cut is as bad as George Lucas' re-edits of the STAR WARS films (the original trilogy). Re-cutting this film is like re-cutting CITIZEN KANE!

  • @UridonTheMaster haha back to dungeons and dragons oh wise and insightful one

  • MY GOD, ITS FULL OF STARS!

  • @OmnislashNeo BY DEUS, ITS FULL OF STARS.

    If you have read 3001: The Final Odyssey, you get what I mean.

  • @OmnislashNeo Do you have the original cut? 17 people suffer from severe A.D.D.

  • 3:18 that lion is so badass looking, very enigmatic

  • @fmb137 its a jaguar

  • @XDeathRaze777X

    Well that changes everything!

  • @fmb137 actually no.. its a LEOPARD

  • I don't think they could ever do a remakie of 2001, but they could reimagine it. There are aspects of Clark's novel that just did not translate well into the original film. I would like to see what could be done to incorporate more of Clark than Kubrick. Not that Kubrick's interpretation was wrong; it's just different.

  • @notfauxnooz

    Modern filmmakers ("hollywood") need to avoid anything Kubrick has done, no remakes whatsoever under any circumstances...there are none who can come close to holding a candle to him..none

  • @notfauxnooz It's not about Kubrik interpretation. The movie and the novel were written together between clarke and Kubrik so the story is, mostly, the same. Changes occurred in the movie only beacuse some things (like the Saturn novel setting) were impossible to get right on film.

    the ending is almost the same: Clarke explains it, Kubrik doesn't.

  • @Semeyaza Gotcha - the move and the novel are mostly the same, except where they are different. :)

  • BOOO for cutting the movie and booo for not syncing darkside of the moon to it , and yay for the film

  • hey thats the music i played when i was presenting macaroni pictures i made in kindeegarden

  • @lol97d no, that's the matrix you're talking about.

  • I am so glad a misguided remake of this classic hasn't been attempted. Michael Bay or Rolland Emerich would have to direct. All the mystery would have to be removed. The aliens would have to be shown--adorable with big heads and eyes. Fast paced with lots of 3D CGI stuff, lots of flag-waving, a politically-correct female lead, and the script changed to fit the special effects rather than the other way around. It is folly to tamper with greatness--like painting over the Mona Lisa to "update it."

  • @DandAinTac yea it would be like updating the mona lisa, but this time by putting her in a bikini and leaving explosions in the background

  • @DandAinTac

    "a politically-correct female lead"

    Come on, by politically correct you mean hot, right? Why the euphemisms? :p

    "like painting over the Mona Lisa to update it"

    Or... heavens forbid... making Botticelli's Venus dance in a silly way! What kind of sleazy snake would do that...

  • @DandAinTac Can you do a full one for the ones who what to see it

    uncut

  • @MrBackwardssdrawkcab I've never uploaded anything on YouTube before. I do have the DVD though. I'll think about it. I'm concerned about copyright issues.

  • @DandAinTac Well if you ever do message me cause this was a great book and i want to see the movie

  • That movie was a work of ART. Anything that has a positive effect on you when you're only ten years old must be something else.

  • I don't get it 2 and a half hours isn't that long for a film...

  • This moovie is long but its worth it u have to watch the sequel as well to understand

  • @lol97d thats because it speaks truth. In islamic world. They have meteorite that fell from the sky. Mohammed proclaim it too be from the creator God. muslims fly from all parts of the world to walk arround this meteorite thats in mecca.I think its called a merkaba. They say it is the black stone of God. Mohammed from the quran placed arround a revolving box for it to be worshiped in mecca. This movie rang true to the islamic faith. So why coudnt this has happen before te creation of man

  • @Zoharpineal The Illuminati wasn't a Muslim group.

  • @Rollofthunder1 I never said they where muslim. I'm saying they might have took some concepts of truth and implemented it in the movie. Only a select few and the illuminati knows the true orgins of man

  • Mate....its not for people who cant tell the difference between this and independence day. Let them live without culture, you have ruined a classic. Fucking idiot. IF THEY FELL ASLEEP THEN THEY DONT GET HOW AMAZING IT IS. OBVIOUSLY YOU DONT IF YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD 'EDIT' HALF THE FILM AWAY.

  • @MrRaz22 im finding myself less patient with those who don't see this for what it is

  • yeup, still boring as hell. doesn't matter how much of it you cut up

  • this film is illuminati simbolism.  thats why most ppl dont get it.

  • @le013r How is it?

  • For those that can't make sense of the movie, read the book, then watch it again...

  • Why did you not upload the full film? no editing I mean

  • @tomrhodes1 Sorry I mean why did you not upload the full film aswell?

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  • why did you disabled the embedding.....

  • U cut the first shots with the sunsets which probably makes the entire scene

  • I watched this entire video and honestly, I dont get it. Would anybody care to explain most of it to me?

  • In order to understand this movie you must the complete version. It is a very phillosopical film, just try to relax and open your spirit. You can get the full movie here in youtube.

  • just epic!!

  • i think that the apes repersent us the audiance and the monamoth the movie itself

  • Them apes would be a type -1 civilization.

  • dumb cracker now i have to pay 3 dolla to watch this without shit being smeared all of it

  • why the hell would you bucher a classic film

  • why should you re-cut a Kubrick film?

  • Why not post the whole movie?

  • This movie was total bullshit.

    What friggin symbolism...

    Its about an angry computer and an artifact that have nothing to do with eachother.

    Almost nothing is said, why are those guys goin to Jupiter... WTF

    Total 2.5 hours wasted of my life.

    Pathetic movie, what was it about???

  • @snails40 If you don't think this movie is symbolic then you are clearly overlooking A LOT in the film. This movie is so deep it's incredible.

  • @snails40 I agree! I love all Kubricks films and own every one, seriously every one, but this shit. This one it's like wtf is the point haha. Ppl just like to say they like it to be all deep and shit.. fags. Maybe if i was on like 3 hits of acid i would like it.... yeah that'll do it

  • @jcrook023 It's great if you understand it. You obviously don't.

  • @baronofcheese ha no bro i understand it completley. Just too bland.. no excitment, except the end, which like i said 3 hits of acid. Ha come on, the music is great yeah, the movie.......... no bueno. Don't tell me i don't understand it ha, LIKE I SAID ppl think its all deep and hard to understand and thats why they like it.... YOU!!

  • @jcrook023 hahaha! kubrick was in a outter body experince and astral projection of so much lsd he drank the day he came out with the idea of this movie.......

    mel brooks did a better job showing to us in a little intro of his movie the history of the world part 1,what this guy wasn't able to show us in 2.5 hours with this movie.

  • @kratos3821 hahaha sooo true! Glad ur not like other ppl telling me i dont understand it. Mel Brooks is a genius. Its amazing hes still alive and somewhat still working. One love brother!

  • WHY WOULD YOU CUT IT.... D': IT IS SO SYMBOLIC.... O.o You need all of it for it to make sense....

  • @tipsyg3cko What symbolism? The landscape that it shows for about 10 hours?

  • You fucked it up.

  • Saw it when I was 10 years old...as Clarke said , If one cannot understand what the monolith means...keep watching the flick over and over...it took me until now to surmizr my very own meaning.

  • booo!

  • Thanks. I want to watch the whole one (I'm not lazy) But it's 12:31 AM right now, and I can't afford to dump a lot of my sleep time into this movie right now. :P Plus I can't find the whole one right now.

  • lol monkey gangbang!

  • I wouldn't blame ADD seeing how IM obsessed about the movie. I actually went to the trouble of unravelling the mystery of the movie. ^^

  • you should be ashamed of yourself.

  • Thanks Adam, I had no idea what it was about. Hopefully an even shorter version will be edited with more modern music,less boring bits,and a clear explanation. In fact, Dave should blow up the monolith,like Transformers, at the end ,and not be turned into a baby...The Original Kubrick film is too mysterious and I don't like to think too much. Isn't Michael Bay doing a remake?

  • thanks, it was too long to start with, all that stuff with the monkeys and the big baby at the end doesn't make sense. Can you add some action scenes? And where's the explanation? Can you also tint it green/orange or sepia like every other film today?... But it is still too mysterious. Cut out that hotel room bit at the end! I want everything explained or I will get bored, or even worse,have to use my imagination!

  • @psynno1 i think i can explain some of it to you. of course if i am wrong i would gladly stand corrected. I think the monolith is of aloen origin sent to earth to make man more intellegent setting him on the long road to eventual space travel. The signal from jupiter is a lure to entice men to it. The aliens then make dave age so he dies and then can make him be reborn but as a much more powerful and intellegent lifeform. Thus all human evolution is just one big alien experiment

  • @adamdd09 This is a really long and drawn out joke?

  • @MrLemonyFresh I mean the comment not the movie ^^

  • I appreciate what you did here, thanks for the HD upload.

  • this is fucked up. you're totally butchering another artist's work. Stanley Kubrick released this movie exactly how he wanted it to be seen. If people don't like it, they don't like it. Don't fuck up someone's creation because you think people will like your version more.

  • @alittlemikeful wait, dude. what are you talking about? he uploaded the original right?

  • @HaloReplicas

    @HaloReplicas

    No man. look at the title of the videos, and the description. This is an edited version that shortens a ton of scenes. This is an hour long. 2001 is over 2 hours.

  • I don't like it. I get what you're trying to do here, but the slow pacing is too much a part of the film to be removed without hugely changing it. In this section, the faster pace completely robbed the enlightenment moment of its power. 2001 is one of my all time favorite films and if "modern audiences" can't appreciate it, its their loss. What you are doing here is misrepresenting a masterpiece and robbing 2001 of new viewers. Please remove this and let 2001 speak for itself.

  • horray for intellegence and arthur c clark, down with michal bay and explosions

  • Compliments. You have just destroyed a masterwork.

  • why not post the whole movie... ugh

  • You should post this on fanedit.org

  • just gotta love movies when u can clearly see that there's a human in a costume :D

    turns in into a comedy

  • @ChainsmokingPothead it's a little different when they are playing 'early' humans. Now if they were dressed up in giant woodchuck costumes, it would be a valid point. Might not be a bad idea for a remake of this... giant woodchucks..

    Here's what's really odd: watch the original King Kong from 1933. People really fell for the mechanical contrivance called King Kong. Close-ups of Kong's face had women fainting/screaming in the aisles. That's comedy.

  • Decent idea, but I honestly think anyone watching it for the first time should see the original cut. Kubrick did it his way for a reason.

  • Awesome

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