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  • just shut the fuck up and get naked girl

  •  watch out for the drop bears they will kill ya

  • fuckin americans...... thats all i got to say

  • she doesn't even go here

  • someone commit this women......

  • Dont lie! you must be American, you cant tell the diff between a Wombat and a Koala, and Koala is not a bear either. I think I need new a head set it sounds like you have a lisfpt Yawn

  • cant be the great to be an australian if you have to pretend to be american lmfao

  • Thanks for putting the music track on, it helped take the focus off the fact that you are waffling a lot of crap.

  • she sounds like bonnie from family guy, aggree

  • wow all she needs is a punch in the face cause her voice is that annoying

  • LOL! She's a GIANT intellect.

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  • Are you on drugs woman because you're all over the shop... Don't generalise for our nation please, I know a few Americans and they are lovely people, but love you aren't doing your country justice. I almost fell asleep during your boring dribble fest.... and its not a bear it's a wombat !!!!

  • @fjeopgjde it is a joke do you know what parody even mean LMAO

  • @MultiEthereal don't try to sound intelligent because you are clearly not...., also learn to spell you uneducated twat.

  • Whatever Australians say about Americans, Americans need know (only with few exceptions) that the intent is NOT hostile but one of affection. Viva la difference! Some of the things you say and do we find humorous (but in a good way). "Drop Bears" are a fiction to make fun of Americans (like "Loop Snakes"). Learn a little sense of humour. Will go a long way for Americans everywhere

  • No one in australia says 'like' in that context, you need to spend more time in Australia

  • Australians say a lot about Americans just as I can say a lot about you. -__-

    It's a Wombat. Say it with me, W.O.M.B.A.T!!... Now a Wombat is a Marsupial and not even remotely related to a bear. . .Joke or not, It's videos like these that make people think even less of our beautiful country. By the way, your facial expressions are almost as bad as Kristen Stewart's. ;)

  • i can safely say on behalf of my fellow countrymen, you are a disgrace to the country. get out.

  • bitch go jam a railroad spike up ur ass and wait for the train to come and shred you rancid cunt.

  • @Cowfloppy What's your problem,are you Anti-White or something ?

  • She be troll'n you all pre' good

  • jam is jam in Australia jelly is what u call jello get your facts right

  • generalise about Indigenous Australians.. I've seen that many times.

  • A parody is meant to be funny. Maybe you should retitle this "American has a whinge".

  • Yes there's a lot of double standard bullshit about us Australians.

    But you're always invited over for a BBQ (which is a bastardisation of a Mexican expression, is it not?).

    P.s. regardless of who says what, I always feel that the final word, in a word, is its derivative. lol sweetheart, I hope you watch this again in 10yrs.

    Have a nice day 8)

  • one minute into this drivel is more than enough for me

  • you obviously are not Australian one you dont know what a wombat is 2 you think australia genralises america its the other way around dumb bitch

  • Parody: An imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect. Seriously honey you need to work on another parody and perhaps it will be successful next time? You just sound like an ignorant teenager trying to get attention.

  • that's not a bear "BITCH" 

  • hey,,, are you brain dead ,,if every american is like you !!! GOD HELP US ALL

  • You on drugs you dumb yank bitch...u need a bit of Australian in you, about 8"

  • ...sure, 'we' generalize. Contradiction much? ...go fuck yourself.,

  • lol wow this is funny

  • Wait, doesn't the words 'parody' and 'joke' imply that it's meant to be funny? o_O

  • the teddy beaar looks bored.

  • lack of education is all i can say. dumb ass biach

  • The facts lol Americans would not know facts if they stepped on facts,

    One needs an education to know facts, and american education is the worst in the western world

  • Can you like clean the slober off the microphone after you speak. Either you're pissed as a mute or you speak like Sylvester the Cat

  • I started getting pissed off by 1:09 and had to turn it off.

  • WTF why r u joking about it???? honestly 

  • That's not a bear, It's a wombat -_-

  • @Suchislifesuperman34 I know right? Can't distinguish between a bear and a wombat?! I bet if she came across a wild bear in the woods she probably would run up to it and hug it and then be mauled to death. Then the poor bear would be killed.

  • please dont us our aussie national anthem unless your ausse cheers and i do love americans but just dont disrespect us cheers

  • Im pretty sure every education system in the world teaches about the world beyond their own shores besides america which believes that they ARE the world. i can draw a map of the entire globe using nothing but my brain so dont give feedback about australians education levels just becos you're countries is fucked

  • @AustralianKing19 No one here is mocking australian. It's just making fun of how stupid americans are, and their lack of arguments, and how silly and racist they are.

    Personally I'm racist against americans. They're so stupid they think they're white.

    Which is ridiculous, most white european colonists colonised Australia, not America.

    Americans just wish they were white, or with european heritage like australians, that's why they're so aggressive and jealous of Australia.

  • its not a bear its a wombat and its 1 shark attack a year not a day and the Australian currency is a lot more efficient.........

  • what a bitch 

  • she is a fuken australian herself i could tell from the moment she spoke. Be fuken pproud of ur country or get out!!!

  • thats a wombat jeez

  • How odd, I thought part of the Aussie humour was poking fun at ourselves. Or was I wrong?

  • lol gotta be able to take the piss outta yourself and others otherwise your just a fuckwit

  • very silly

  • It's OK everyone, the US is about to go bankrupt. How's unemployment treating you? Still scumming of the Government? LOL

  • what do ausies call underwear? cos yanks call trousers pants yet pants in uk are underwear, just like fanny is vagina in uk but its your ass in america? wtf

  • Ahahahaaaa....you all got punked!!! 

  • Even though you call this a parody...you're still a psycho and there is medication for you.

  • Wow, all you people are fucking STUPID. Can none of you see this is a parody? Can none of you even read the TITLE OF THE VIDEO??

    You all got trolled. Bad.

  • Dont generalise about Australians? Mate u fucking kidding me? You believe we all live in the bush with kangaroos. I got called a liar by a american online because I had a computer and internet and we dont have them here. ROFL fuckin yank. Problem is your brain washed by the idiot box.

  • all I can say is, DROP BEARS

  • ITS NOT A BEAR ...ITS A WOMBAT DICK

  • I really think this girl is actually serious. We know (you don't) that Europe is a continent - AND- we know where each of the separate countries are on the map (Many Americans cannot point to USA on a globe of the earth: Sad but true). We are educated in Australia. Sorry for your ignorance..

  • I understand this is a parody it's rubbish you aren't funny. Some people can take stereotypes & produce a funny skit about them but you just sound generic. If you wanted to make a skit on how blonde and bimbo the american stereotype is you at least had to come at it from a different angle rather then use the same one that primary school drama kids replicate in their first lesson because it's so easy to do. I do love chris lilley's characters he does an amazing job it doesn't mean that you do too

  • That is not funny....so boring...

  • I'm confused... Aren't parodies meant to be funny??

  • That's a wombat.

  • Oh wait I didn't read the description, darling you had me fooled

  • I doubt an Australian would know where europe is? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha you are so fucking stupid who doesn't know where Europe is

  • @nickyboy22071989 The Americans... the thought Australia was North Korea and Tazzy was South Korea; they also thought that honey came from bears...

  • @enzo12ify1 HAHAHAHA!!!! You serious?

  • @nickyboy22071989 yeah, it was on the news a few times; a reporter went to the US and asked people of the public questions like that and they failed epicly... also he said he was the PM of Australia and got them to say that they will vote for him in the next election....

  • Bear? That is a fucking wombat!

  • Why do all Americans think we sound British!? FUCK YA CUNTS!!... and yes, lilbribub, Vegemite IS fucking awesome.

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  • she needs a cup of concrete

  • You aren't fooling anyone.

  • This chick needs a psychiatrist

  • I used to have a positive image of Australians but less now. The more I have met the more I have found them at times coarse and even vulgar as well as penny-pinching and selfish. I argued against this same perception when I heard others putting it forwards I had an Australian gf who would say during sex "Me brown eye says hello mate!" and "Have you slimed yet?" yuck!!!!!!!!!!!. I must have met a good 50 Australians and if they were not representative then my apologies but for the moment...

  • I agree! Australians are totally accusatory. We need to remember that we wouldn't be where we are if it weren't for Americans in the war!

  • VEGEMITE IS FUCKING AWESOME

    

  • Bogan trap sprung.

  • are you high? your voice certainly sounds like your preety blazed

  • @nier89 Oh come on, the detente has not come to a sucessful conclusion!

  • @nier89 NO U

  • Hey do you hump that Wombat before you sleep?

  • "Parody: that means its all a joke"

    Thankyou, thankyou very much. Wow I don't think we would have been able survive without your explanation. Thankyou once again.

  • @nier89 You are so moronic.

  • This bitch is lost!

  • @JaxxProductions and @Zedenation1 - I'm a dual national. Yanks no nowt about Oz, OK? Aussies fair dink rubbish shit out of Oz - but that's their privilege as native-born. It's like that world-wide. Face it - YouTube breeds droobs.

    Aussie Aussie Aussie - Upon the Harbor Bridge I stand, a sprig of wattle in me hand, a True son of me Native Land - Australia. You beaut wacko bonzer pie and peas!

  • funny.seeing young people coming to grip with the world being differant.

  • Wtf?! You have no room to talk. Australians are like legit fucking beast so you can take this speech of yours and shove it up your ass.

  • @BestBeliebInBieber I'm an Australian. Looks like you can shove it up yours.

  • If your a true aussie mate then you wouldnt even "joke" about the shit your saying.

  • @Zedenation1 Why?

  • @JaxxProductions u shud be proud of being an australian not making shitty jokes about em

  • @Zedenation1 some of Australia's greatest comedians take on our own culture - look at recent shows like Kath and Kim or We Can Be Heroes. All the way back to Dame Edna or Garry McDonald's character Norman Gunston. They all have a poke at our nation. It's not such a terrible thing. If anything, the ability for us to have a laugh is what makes us a great nation,

  • @JaxxProductions please dont even nearly put urself in the same league as them, and im familiar in our nations humour ive lived hear my whole life just you dont get how to do it properly....

  • @JaxxProductions You should be a troll. This was marvelously done.

  • @JaxxProductions yeah but their comedians ur not!

  • @JaxxProductions Wow these people really don't have a sense of humour ..... How sad.

    Don't worry about their attacks, they're just inbred.

  • @JaxxProductions you gotta be australian and understand Australia to make jokes about our nation..

  • @Zedenation1 are you from the shire?

  • @Zedenation1

    of course she would... being a true Aussie means you can make fun of yourself and not be a stuck up cunt

  • this video sucks regardless

  • @Zedenation1 I thought we were supposed to be laid back and able to have a laugh at ourselves. Isn't that what makes us a half decent country? Lighten up

  • @Zedenation1 I think you're missing the point...she's making fun of Americans, not Australians.

  • hahaha....nice work.......reading the comments, folk just don't get our humour

  • Those who thought this was real and offensive and not a parody, how could you not take this as a joke??? XD i mean drop bears?? yeah those are deadly little buggers aren't they? I found this hilarious!

  • I was too drunk to understand what she's saying.

  • LMFAO at all the people getting all ultra patriotic in the comments, if anyone's demeaning Australians, it's you bunch of idiots!

  • Just read that it was a parody...lol. I was about to go all patriotic Aussie on your arse. lol

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  • It isn't funny, but it was intended to be, so all the people taking it seriously and dissing the young lady aren't too bright, are they?

  • It's obvioudly a parody. She's not cute enuf to be American. You can tell she's Australian by her receding hairline. Australians age twice as fast as Americans.

  • I personally can't stand Australians...they come to Japan and act like a-holes the lot of them. However, I do not hate Australian women...even the racist ones. I love them unconditionally.

  • Microglia1 - right so you don't hate me but you hate my little bro and you hate my dad....that sucks

  • Australia makes quality woolen sweaters using forced aboriginal labour but the white Australians are mostly racist rednecks.

  • @Microglia1 Not true, at all. :l

    That's like saying all white Americans are racist rednecks.

  • @123Shameless546 "mostly" not "all". There's the difference.

  • @Microglia1 What I said still applies.

  • @123Shameless546 Your video is SO GREAT because it allows me to see Oz attitude via comments from REAL Australians. I know you're Oz too but you may be an exception. Look at all the idiotic Australians who said "nuke muslims". Sad.

  • @Microglia1 I suppose, but there's attitudes like that everywhere. :(

    It is sad.

  • @123Shameless546 The more times I watch this video the more funny it gets. It's liker reading Jane Austin's Pride and Prejudice for the 4th time.

  • @Microglia1 We are not. Im not rasict at all, and I have NEVER IN MY LIFE, ever meet anyone else who is rasict!

  • who cares what you think about us! you say your australian but you are not! you even said that near the end of your shit tape...... so shit woman get me a bloody beer what you doin out of the bloody kitchen ales you are getting me my god dam bloody beer !!!!

  • its not a bear its a fucken wombat

  • i like your funy accent ahahhaha add me on facebook -)))))))) Snap Nemes Botond

  • i like your funy accent ahahhaha add me on facebook -)))))))) Snap Nemes Botond

  • Im sorry darlin'.. You'll have to speak up a bit.

  • what strand of weed are you smoking little girl ?

  • Bahahaha this is funny, I just hate it when people 'joke' (insult) about how racist we are. I commented on a video (something about vegemite) and someone told me to GO STAB AN INDIAN. I mean, seriously? Ugh.

  • How could someone like this actually post a video of herself and show the world how ignorant and stupid they are .... If you havent heard of New Zealand then obviously you shoul;d realise that there are other places in the world apart from America and not all of them are the same. And you should realise there is a world map not just an American map. And you comment on vegemite when you say you have never tried it??? And you didnt see animals in Aus, did you even get off yourlazy arse and look

  • @brentmuv get of your own lazy arse and read the title. I'm an Aussie.

  • @brentmuv wow. isnt it obvious that this is some Aussie using an American accent. IF your an Aussie than your the dumbass. honestly .

    its so easy to bash Americans,yet no one bashes the Iraqi's who teach their 3 year old how to use an automatic before they are taught how to read and write.Or the Russians who are freakin nuts for providing them with weapons. we dont judge Austrailians so why do you judge us?

    and just for the record i dont have any problems with iraqis, russians or austrailians

  • DEATH TO MUSLIMS! DEATH TO ISLAM! ALLAH IS SATAN and A PEDOPHILE who touches little MUSLIM KIDS!

  • @TrilogyofC Mate, if I'd mentioned any of that stuff, you might be able to make your point. However I didn't. So go spout it on a video that has a vague connection to your beliefs.

  • @TrilogyofC YOUR GAY!!

  • hahahaha, this is soooo ironic all this offense taken. I;m Yank, see? And i always have a laugh when the lot of you Aussies and even the lot of the British take the piss out of us. I don't bitch about it when we're made fun of in a joking way. But you guys? You all here (or most) get offended when a supposed and mistaken Yank make fun of you (although, yes pathetic). Yet she's Aussie! I've seen how Aussies tell Yanks to chill and yet you can't chill? : \

  • shame so many people didn't get it the accent was pretty average but probably got dragged out but still pretty funny.

  • This was really funny, sad that so many Australians commenting here didn't get the joke, if we can't laugh at ourselves then we take ourselves too seriously. Calm down everyone, I'm an Australian, it's weird that so many Australians claim to be laid back and easy going but wow we must have developed glass jaws along the way lol.

  • speak up bitch

  • damn it was a pain tryin to listen to this person, i turned it off in the first minute

  • poor attempt at... ... comedy?

  • Shit, I spent three years in Europe, in Germany to be precise, the Germans have an overwhelmingly negative view of America but still eat at Maccas, Drink Coke, and smoke cigarettes, all vices America introduced to the world.

  • @Gabbo2010 well the only reason why they have maccas and all that is cos your country wants to invest and expand production to there. I dont think what they think about your country is on the agenda of your government, which is a good attitude to have. Ps, dont act like maccas, cigarettes and coke are the best things known to man, each lead to the detriment of many people.

  • @SmartestPlaYA

    I am not American, I am British, lived in America for 10 years, then Germany for 3, and then migrated to Australia, and have lived here for 6 years. I think I have a good angle on how life is different in these countries. American pop culture and the like is all over the place. The Germans eat up American culture too but if you ask people there what they think of the US, you will hear something negative. Australia is the same.

  • Australians tend to have a lot of Anti American sentiment, especially among younger Aussies. It went down a bit when Obama took over but its still pretty high in Oz.

  • @Gabbo2010 i'm pretty sure you're making things up

  • @respontaneous

    Fuck no, I live in Australia, in Sydney to be precise, anti American feeling is quite strong in Australia, its one of the reasons why Americans are not so common down under, Canadians are far more common in Oz.

  • @Gabbo2010 ah ok, i'm in Melbourne and i sort of have this view that there's a bit more racial tension in nsw than down here, but maybe that's just the media's influence, or is it? i can't really say because i've only been to nsw once so i'd rather here your opinion about it

  • @respontaneous

    My opinion is the opposite, the only tension that is racial in Sydney is between the Lebanese and non Lebanese, Racial tension in Melbourne flared up with the rash of attacks against Indian students in Melbourne, although most attacks were muggings and robberies, the mass media spun into a racial thing and it began to take on a more racial tone. Honestly though Australia's racial issues are nothing compared to what I have seen in Europe, Britain, or even the USA.

  • @Gabbo2010 yeah i guess so, it's not to say they don't happen, but more that the media always tends to make matters worse, i had a few friends come over from america and they were suprised at how peaceful and assimilated our people are, they said they were expecting a fight to break out any moment based on the fact there's so many different cultures around, and i assumed that's the influence of their media's attention on them, which is a real shame, cos we're not that bad hehe

  • @respontaneous

    Most Americans are dumb, and racism is endemic in the US, even though many North Americans claim they are not I have heard a lot of stupid stuff come out many an American and Canadian mouth. Even a few years ago an African American telling me likes everyone except Muslims. Add that America is economically in the toilet, I question the sanity of any Aussie who wants to live there.

  • @respontaneous

    I went to the San Francisco Bay area, widely considered to be the most tolerant region of America, saw a guy in a big pick up truck with label Skinhead on it. 

  • @Gabbo2010 which is strange considering that youth culture in Australia is 90% American.

  • @lamentate07

    Youth culture, its corporate sponsored crap that young suckers buy into world wide, not just Australia, all over. Its crap.

  • not a bear

  • isnt that a wombat?

  • Wow, this was boring!

  • G''Day you americans are a pack of dingbats! bloody oath cobbers!!!!

  • @frogboi666 Nothing wrong with Americans you prick.

  • I DONT BUY HER PARADY" JOKE BS

  • HOW ARE YOU AN AUSSIE YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT AND IT AINT FAKE.

  • @nier89 lol, fool.

  • Ahahahah I love how so many people haven't realised it's a parody. Makes me laugh. Good work Jax, this vid is hilarious.

  • Sorry, I made it to about 0:16 and said wtf?

  • People dont read the descriptions, expect flak from retards.

  • @nier89 I'm an Australian - that's why it says it's a 'joke' in the title, and everything I said was stupid.

  • ahahaha

  • your an idiot

  • thats not a bear its a fucking wombat

  • it better be a joke ....... if its not your fucked up

  • @jesstori96

    See: Title.