Actual Zebra Attack

[MaialynCables]

Mangia!

[Kw1T]

تستاهل 😂

[thetalkingelement]

alltime epic slow-mo

[baboydurot0]

AHH!! IT BIT MY SHOULDER IM SCARED!!!

[PanzerBlitz43]

you can see she turned her back and ignored the zebra and held the food away, so it got instantly got mad and put its ears back, that means anger

[TaCkLeZdEm]

@PanzerBlitz43 Thank you doctor obvious.

[666funn]

hahahahha funniest thing i seen all day!

[oldleekumboozie]

i dont think shes fat i find her attractive

[TammyLovesYou135]

I USED TO LOVE ZEBRAS NOW I'M SCARED!!!!! AND I HAVE A ZEBRA STUFFED ANIMAL!

[OceanSentinel]

The zebra wants BACON!

[HCFC100]

Aren't you supposed to have your window wound up on a safari?

[bee4010]

Quick somebody vaccinate that zebra

[Hextavo]

Zebra HICKEY!

[AKONACDCLPROCK]

lol that was fuqing hilarious.

[hecht0520]

so a zebra bit a hippo

[evan1919]

it her fault for having so much fat.

[aemptypage2]

@evan1919 it's your fault for being mad you can't get a gf so you have to come on here and make fun of her. She seems really nice, and even if she wouldn't go on a date with me if I asked her, I would still be her friend. I know a lot of girls and a lot of them are my friends. You shouldn't call her fat.

[DarkSparkish]

OMG! I saw this on AFV :D

[Tollaree]

do you laugh or crying???

[MercylessZombie]

This is on =3

[grassesaregreen]

Well, I mean, you don't hold food up like that in front of a huge animal while naively looking away from it. No duh the zebra is going to bite you. And you want to ask for your money back? LOL.

[Republicraticparty]

it's funny cause she's fat

[MercylessZombie]

@Republicraticparty Mr Chow... lol

[jaworskij]

FUNNY!

[Kaurenrules]

(After bite) Lady: AHHOOOOOAHAHHAAHHH Zebra: HOLY SHIT THATS NOT SMOKY THE PIG

[1983a7mad]

😳

[1983a7mad]

طلع الحمار مقحط 😜

[Z3emovec]

ماينلام شاف اللحمه

[budhalah604]

thats how evolution goes.

first they eat plants.

then they see a pig.

[GodImHideous]

fat people are funny

[Entomologisthellzya]

0:45 greatest over reaction ever

[ahmd787]

احسن يماال الرفاله. ياااا نمله

[Blurtex33]

Was barely an "attack", it just tried to get the food and is use to being rough because it's an ANIMAL. She was being weird with the food.

[PositiveLastAction]

Stupid rednecks

[Trojze]

Zebra : Hey bitch get the fuck away from my territory

Girl : No fkin way

Zebra : DUMB BITCH *BITE*

Girl : OO FUCK

[darkg1ow]

The zebra just tried to take the food.. -_- those people in the car are as much aware as that zebra is...

[marco4tube]

The girl is way too fat!

[azooz9991]

ياليته عض خمستها

[victoriaroseh]

i dont get why she has a freaking zebras head in her car and shes talking to the people in the car, who she sees every day and not just staring at it in awe... ><

[adn230]

عفيه

[adn230]

عفيه

[Kaoelol]

Vampire zebra anyone?

[Cheetree1]

oh my god ive never laughed so hard in my life! XDDDDDD

[alefreetah]

😜👊😁😉ياعيال عايض ياوصخين يامعفنين/ اهتم اهتم

[alefreetah]

😜👊😉😁

[olexase]

Nice hot kiss ,,, so hot

[mjazef12]

يا زينها فيك ، ليته أكلك أكل بعد ..

[363Magi]

you slow mod'd it. lol. She'll be ok.

[silverclouds3]

Somebody till me pls.. Is she crying or laughing ?!!

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaai nice kiss 

[easternbanger]

just thought I would clear a few things up for all the ignorant people that don't have lives, we were on a drive through safari. the place gave you food to feed the animals...thats what she was holding and i guess we would have had to have the windows down to get the food from our hands into the animals mouths...unless you could think of a better way

[dav61474]

@easternbanger why did you have the window down? was it a warm day, and didn't you know you were driving through a safari?

[diglightdig]

@dav61474

I saw your comment an had to tell you that you are a fucking asshole. You don't know these people. Go fuck yourself. Maybe a Zebra will come through your computer screen and bite you you mother fuckin piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.

[dav61474]

@diglightdig go fuck yourself you fucking retard fucking retards, assholes like you are fucking pices of shit liquid with corn running down fucking your own leg into your socks and shoes. You have fucked and contiune to fuck yourself cause your to fucking weak and lazy to fucking do anything with your fucking life, go fucking fuck fuck light up another fucking joint. fuckhole :)

[diglightdig]

@dav61474

You think you got it all figured out, don't you? You don't know anything and think you know everything. Karma is gonna kick your ass one day. :)

[dav61474]

@diglightdig changed you mind on the f word aye? good for you and yes I do have it all figured out. Karma did kick my ass but then I got wiser and ripped its head off.

[diglightdig]

@dav61474

Naw, didn't change my mind. It's just that I'm not pissed at you anymore. Take care.

[ch0pst1cks1]

is she crying or laughing o.o?

[wwwwwwww10]

I think the zebra wanted to kiss the girl.  Loooooool

[sportymohammed]

which one is the zebra !!! lol

[bestfriendsloveyou12]

i guess surround ound really makes a difference :)

[greatwhitetailhunter]

hahahaha

[948joejoe]

gargfucker and oates sent me here.

[jooory4144]

ههههههههههههاي

تستااااااااهل خله يادبها

[realscungile]

hahahahahahahhhahahahahahha she tasted like cheesecake factory.

[eminemforlifenoshit]

well i think you learnt your lession here zeabras don't take kindly to "crumbs"

[danerocks99]

The 2 lesbians brought me here.

[LuvDatLaDiDa]

Lmao is she laughing or crying?

[L0On3yTun3z]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[gojirra5]

Whale sounds at 0:27.

[HOIHOIHOI735]

2 bitches brought me here

[Trancemaniac25]

sweety kiss

[MrGreenBeanz]

I can't tell if she's laughing or crying...

[frfoOoOra12]

تستاهل عشان ثاني مرة تتحشم

[gmc79sh]

قلعته وشوله ماتلبس زين خل الحمير تبلاه

[2800boy]

It just wanted some bacon from this fat pig lol.

[ms1402sm]

ماينلاااام .. الوجبة مغرية ^-*

[saud7200]

رافعه بايدها المكسرات قدامه تبي تقهره وش ظنكم راح يسوي يعني ؟؟ ظنكم راح يستأذن ؟

[xxxxxMAGUSxxxxx]

january fail compilation 2012 YLD

[Anthonyhpjr1]

nature bites lol

[MrIliveunderabridge]

Zebra tired of crumbs....ZEBRA WANT BACON

[victoriaroseh]

@MrIliveunderabridge D:

[MrChangezbaig]

@MrIliveunderabridge lool

[MrHeartofCyanide]

ZEBRA HICKEY!!!

[GiraffeColin]

Totally deserved. Zebra win!

[itsjimmay]

If you have the iPhone or iPod touch, pause the video then hold down the fast forward button to watch in slow motion.

[fiveeds9]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit..... BBbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... mmyyyyyyy... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooo­oooooooouuulllllderrrrr

[jakee03]

You had it coming you fat cunt!

[Clucky117]

That bitch is so stupid. *HURR I HAZ GUD IDEA! Lets hold the food RIGHT next to my shoulder out of the zebra's reach and troll it, hurrhurr stupid zebra!" They aren't even allowed to have the windows open. O.o

[TheRoyalLordCire]

@Clucky117 first of all whatever she was eating was no where near her shoulder, i do agree that they shouldnt have had their windows down, that was the stupid part...

[Clucky117]

@TheRoyalLordCire They were probably feeding it, the way she was holding the nut, when i look it was not next to the shoulder, but it was out of reach which is even worse. xD The bitch was an idiot, and its like "Oh my god she is hurt!" even though it really wasn't anything.

[7mmoode]

هههههههه

حقها وماجاها

[smr409]

حمار من جد عرفت ليه سموه وحشي

[Fireblade806]

holy Sh!t

[YourEvilness666]

The zebra was more scared then she was...

[VeneratioDiaboli]

"Yummy chubby girl...!" the zebra thought

[carefreeforever]

@VeneratioDiaboli theyre not yummy at all!!! theyre FAT not worth the soul jesus gave them

Jesus bless

[xDarkTranquility]

@carefreeforever What the fuck is that matter with you.

[cheerella4ever]

u probably smell like grass.

[Scarface056]

hahahahhahahahahahaha

[bridgitandadam]

the zabra was cute heehee

[Nickjagger0606]

That Zebra was going straight for the neck. He wanted the kill!

[bestfriendsloveyou12]

@Nickjagger0606 maybe he is a cullen

[fifinitiG35]

...сукО...такой тупой кусок мяса..почему бы и не отщипнуть?!

[Naama178]

She is NOT fat! Shut the fuck up! She's never done ANYTHING to you. Why are you all being so mean to her ?

[Nyixta]

@Naama178 Cause haters gonna hate. Zebra was lucky to get a nibble off of that.

[ConnorShovel]

@Naama178 She is fat. That is an objective fact.

[Naama178]

Hey :) Don't listen to all the assholes here on the comments ! It wasn't your fault that the Zabra attacked you!!

[Sorrelity]

R.I.P Headphone users....

[Theprosmitty]

алчная сука

[UMF2007]

Damn nature, you scary!

[SpannerMcHammer]

I'm so sca-a-a-rreeddd

[THIZZAVELI]

ONLY WHITE PEOPLE GET ATTACKED BY ANIMALS. I just can't figure that out lol.

[swantoon12]

Stupid girl teasing the zebra with a snack and spitefully eating it, she deserved it

[MrJoekick4ss]

Wild animals.

HEY GUYS.

let's not close the window and talk as high and loud as possible.

Wild animals will love this and totally not bite us.

[TheKaster123]

هههه تستاهل متفصخه

[DashebleLink]

Hmmmm, we should probably close the window

*takes picture instead*

[MissyMadHatter]

xD I am so sorry you got bit by the zebra but it is so funny!

D: Hope it didn't hurt for much longer after that.

And your not fat, your pretty! :)

[thaGkillah]

you''re fat !!!!!!!!!!!!

[lightThatcherry]

at first i didn't think you were fat..but when you went slowmo...Damn your FAT :S 

[honda1st1]

my god shes fat.................. on another note SHE GOT A LOVE BITE FROM A ZEBRA LMFAO peace out

[GeoAFC]

How appropriate that a Star Wars advert played before this video haha!

[nahath29]

يالبيه بس

[Efray007]

I hate when people cry but give out the impression they're laughing.

[JaimieGamboa]

@Efray007 it's because they are in shock as to what happened; it's not like they think it's funny. It's also a way to lessen their fear and pain, because laughter releases endorphins to the brain which is a natural pain suppressant. I've done this many times before, not because i was really laughing, it was just my natural response.

[LilSistagurl4Life]

You're not fat. It looked like you were laughing and crying at the same time! Ha, I would have done that. Good thing it didn't get infected because no telling where it's mouth has been.

[blackoil911]

@LilSistagurl4Life shouldve bit her neck

[rifleman128]

Zebra hickie!



[Link4Dinner]

Zecora: Beware little ones in the park, for my bite is far worse than my bark.

[ayuinu]

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME BITCH"

[crbesner]

Press 3 for :) -> :(

[funkyspyspy]

2 Lesbians that ruined the =3 show sent me here... WHO SENT THEM IN?!

[Doctortrek1]

SHOCK 0:19

[Doctortrek1]

LOOK OUT 0:18

[TheXYZ707]

:D

[TheXYZ707]

I feel bad for the zebra not for the fat girl the zebra was just hungrey so he just had a bit 3

[DrunkenShinobi]

charlie bit his brother finger =|

[ChilenoPiscean22]

@DrunkenShinobi

Rofl

[drummerguy4gdmbfmv]

zebra hickey.

[attidawfy84]

That's what you get for being fat!

[numbers9to0]

Hahaha! You have learned zebras are not cute! They can fight predators in wildlife!

[viper8608]

@numbers9to0 and that somehow makes them not cute?

[MNick2002]

so you'll turn to a zebra now?

[amen460]

ههههه معذور الحمار

[dingyQLF]

PRESS 1 over and over again!

[TigerG2]

Your fat and you should of punched the shit out of the zebra when he opened his mouth and was about to bite you o wait you weren't looking thanks!

[littlezar101]

hhahaha ur a goof

[diglightdig]

the background scream is funniest...

[doc1911RAW]

it should bite her head off

[TheGp13]

Just wanted some of that burger stored in your shoulder

[hmscollingwood]

Likewise, in the Rockies and Canada, they have big signs alongside major roads, which say things like “DON’T FEED THE BEARS, OR WOLVES”, (unless of course you want to be the World Wildlife Fund version of ‘Meals on Wheels’).

Finally, Don’t eat a burger while the window is wound down and you’re driving through the Lion Pen.

Happy snacking folks! ;-)

[hmscollingwood]

And, ‘The Lion King’? Yes, you've guessed it, 'Real Lions eat Real People’. Ask any wilderness African.  That's why Kalahari bushmen, who live in ‘The Real World’, carry long spears and poisoned arrows for protection.

[hmscollingwood]

'Warning, Will Robinson!' You can't buy a zebra saddle. So don't try riding one, as other people have. (Unless you want to be bitten and kicked to death)!

Reality Check: Real animals are not like those in: ‘The Jungle Book’. A gorilla will literally tear your arm off and club you round the head with it, if it sees you as a threat, (although, the gorilla may see it as a bit of 'armless fun).

[hmscollingwood]

Surprise, surprise! Stealth Eeyore strikes again..! Welcome to The Human Zoo! By the way, the reason that zebras bite is that they come from a country where, if they were not highly aggressive, for the purposes of Darwinian survival (for American tourists= "wild"), they would be 'lion lunch'. Thank you to zoos, Hollywood and Disney, for distorting wild-animal reality to beyond recognition by a TV-obsessed world. They makes billions of dollars out of passive couch potatoes, like her.

[serginietor]

i'm a snack and I find this offensive.

[oplinger]

I'm just here to comment on how fat you look.

[mikeortiz410]

die ginger die!

[justin15677]

Stupid and fat, winning combo.

[jclips19]

Insert sexist joke about her not being in the kitchen here

[linuxtechguy]

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[drewh1979]

this is the funniest thing ive seen all month

[VRmission38]

This is REALLY funny. Just off the charts hilarious!

[mouchesvolantes]

Nice! Its better then vampire or zombie movies :)!

[mohaals]

تستاهل

[Zackerybob]

@mohaals

Why? She doesn't deserve to get bitten.

[mohaals]

ههههه

[DeanHiriiende]

See, thats what happens when a zebra rolls up to your window, holding a bag of safari potatos in your right hand? im nots surprised it bit you. infact, it probably just wanted the feed that was in ur right hand. if your gonna roll a safari, dont just come prepared. S T A Y

Alert!

[Blajdeify]

I love the captain obvious that becometh forth - IIIITTTT BIIITT MEEE, NO FUCKING SHIT!?!?!?#"#)(% #

[MeaganVS]

Hi! I just wanted to drop a little note to all my viewers who have made this video so popular. The name of the animal park is Topsey Exotic Ranch. Feel free to look it up! I was actually holding animal feed that the safari SOLD me to FEED the animals. I was ALLOWED to have my window down. I DID NOT SUE the park, and WAS NOT ANGRY at the wild animal that bit me. Please stop telling me what I should and shouldn't have done on this day. Also, make sure to comment on how fat I look. Thanks!

[Zackerybob]

@MeaganVS

LOL, you were really brave feeding that Zebra. Don't pay attention to all the idiots, they are just jealous they don't have the balls that you do.

@MeaganVS Wow, people are that inconsiderate and rude? I guess I shouldn't have to ask that, I've been on youtube for quite a while now. But man, that must have kinda hurt!!