Phoenix Jones America's Real Life Super Hero

[unfortunatebeam]

omg lol this is so silly. I think someone's read/seen Watchmen one too many times lol.

[viletree]

No more heroes

No more

No more

In my world of enemies

I walk alone

[ShaktipatSeer2]

I cant wait till someone shoots this prick

[LobsterPotsticker]

@ShaktipatSeer2 he's got bulletproof armor, n00b

[johnnycmajor]

chase away the big bought politicians the most dangerous shit is coming down at you from government, forget about this other stupid shit. Go after the ones that are really going to kill you. we must not lose our sight of the great danger. America is in danger.

[Rebel4Life69]

A bunch of ignorant comments on here believing everything they see on the news. Phoenix Jones was trying to break up a fight.

[BottleConcreteBlond]

@Rebel4Life69 He was trying to break up a fight that was actually people dancing and would up pepper spraying innocent people. If the cops did that we would, rightly, be screaming for them to be fired.

[NeutralExistence]

@BottleConcreteBlond

If the cops would have broken up the fight some one would probably have ended up in the hospital, or dead. They shoot deaf wood carvers, a couple people fighting shouldn't be to big of a deal.

[BottleConcreteBlond]

@NeutralExistence Again, IT WASN'T A FIGHT. It was people dancing.

[NeutralExistence]

@BottleConcreteBlond

Your opinion is totally irrelevant.

[BottleConcreteBlond]

@NeutralExistence I know the facts don't back your hero and you've got your head so far up his ass that you can't admit your wrong. My "opinions" are based on the actual facts of the story-your hero worship is based on the fact that your tongue is so far up Pheonix Jone's ass that you can't see he's a delusional fool.

[NeutralExistence]

@BottleConcreteBlond

Sure you "know the facts", just like all the other trolls on here. He is not my hero, but I would defiantly vouch for that many over the most of the Seattle population, especially the police force... I would also much rather have some one like him show up when I call 9/11, then I don't have to worry about being shot by the pigs that show up.

I suppose you wouldn't mind having the boys in blue show up to fondle you tho now would you?

[Rebel4Life69]

@BottleConcreteBlond Again...you weren't there and neither was I. You do realize the news media likes to spin things out of context right?

[BottleConcreteBlond]

@Rebel4Life69 Again, I watched the actual news reports. Phoenix Jones assaulted innocent people. Even if they were fighting (which they weren't) it was none of his business and some day he'll be caught without his pepper spray and that will be a tragedy.

[Rebel4Life69]

@BottleConcreteBlond Again, you just concluded what I already told you. The media likes to spin things out of context and the judge just proved me right. So, whatever you think you know. The judge just proved you otherwise.

[BottleConcreteBlond]

@Rebel4Life69 Again, you made up the idea that the media spun this the judge didn't prove otherwise. Judges don't prove things.

[Rebel4Life69]

@BottleConcreteBlond Judges DO prove otherwise. wtf is wrong with you? Judges decide who is right and who is wrong. Ever heard of the rule of law? Apparently not...

[BottleConcreteBlond]

@Rebel4Life69 Judges DON'T prove otherwise. Lawyers prove things.

[BottleConcreteBlond]

@Rebel4Life69 If the facts walked up and bit you on the ass you still wouldn't believe them. You're like a birther--no amount of proof would make you see what an incompetent dick this guy is.

[Rebel4Life69]

@BottleConcreteBlond I think you just described yourself in that one sentence. I agree to the fact that you are like a birther that can't accept the facts. Judge decided what the case was and he was innocent. Nuff Said son.

[bricitybrac]

Phoenix Jones is an asshole. Pepper spraying random people? Not cool, even if you're not a cop.

[Rebel4Life69]

@bricitybrac Your an idiot. He was trying to break up a fight.

[chronDiggity]

HEY THERE'S A FIGHT

PEPPER SPRAY TO THE RESCUE

wait it wasn't a fight?

[chronDiggity]

I think pheonix jones is a dumb piece of shit.

[dawimythnotolo]

"Even though you might not be morally comfortable with what he does, it's very hard to not really like him..."

Well, the fake story about a robber breaking into his car, his son getting his hand cut on the glass, and him making a "superhero" mask out of the mask the robber left... News Flash Jones and the rest of the clowns behind him... if we wanted Hollywood heroism, we could just go see another Marvel/DC movie...

[Emidretrauqe]

@dawimythnotolo Green Lantern sucked.

[dawimythnotolo]

What gives? When most people do this, it's either considered obstruction of justice or taking the law into your own hands. Kinda goes along with the fact that the purpose of law is to regulate violence, and to do so, the STATE has a MONOPOLY on violence aka cops and armed forces... So what's the agenda behind letting these "heroes" continue and promoting it?

[NickF1227]

Really? He's nuts... not inspiring

[zmc33]

didnt this dude just pepper spray a bunch of innocent people??? yes, yes he did.

[LobsterPotsticker]

@zmc33 no

[zmc33]

@LobsterPotsticker

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[bignerm]

Sounds like Stewie

[MustacheVerra]

hehehe! I get a good laugh every time he's on!

[FoxNewzLies]

 We have gone insane.

[unfortunatebeam]

@FoxNewzLies "we"? hey hey, don't include me in this lol

[CityLoch]

Seattle at worst is a community college parkin lot so he gets no props

[moondog50002000]

USMC Sgt. Shamar Thomas , Scott Olsen...those are superheros !

[Thorax232]

@moondog50002000 Those are ignorant assholes who are so afraid of life and truth they'll just fall in a line for the sake of looking like good people. Those are people ruining this world because they don't know how to think for themselves.

[unfortunatebeam]

@Thorax what life and truth is that? The TRUTH IS that the corporate plutrcrats have rigged the system through bought government granting them policies, tax cuts, and scrapped regulations that favor only them, using credit swaps, otc derivatives, financializing retirement funds and pensions, interest, control of money flows, etc to steal money away from the bulk of the pop. The data shows clearly that the only group who had income growth in the last 30+ years are about 1-2% of the pop.

[Thorax232]

@unfortunatebeam ...I was talking about military members? You know, people who join the military?

[LibertyMike1]

@moondog50002000 You forgot to add Bradley Manning to the list!

[TheMarksmenCat]

@moondog50002000 they were standing in a crowd asking for handouts, how does that make them heroes? dipshit.

[unfortunatebeam]

@TheMarksmenCat Thomas is speaking out against the very police brutality that Olsen would later almost get himself killed over, proving just how much we need a voice like Thomas'. They're not asking for "handouts", their protesting against massive wealth inequality, corruption of government and democracy by big moneyed interests, the theft of billions of dollars of money from the middle and working classes.

[moondog50002000]

I wanna become a super villain so I can smash his face in with a bat !

[dragnet53]

@moondog50002000

Nerd rage!

[russkeller]

I love pic of him holding an umbrella over an old lady.

[bigotmaster]

Failed society

[dankbot420]

The police should deputize him and give him training. Modern day "Guardian Angels"....