How to Be Hipster

[heltutananledning]

hipsters are too mainstream

[EliLeoplurodaun]

Emo - Middle school/Jr. High

Scene - High school

Hipster - College

What the fuck was i thinking - Adulthood

I can't remember that - you know your old.

[basdina11]

lol u look like a weemee c: cute

[LELOLELELA]

wtf stfu

[eaguir3]

i just clicked on this just to hear what this dumb bitch had to say

[commonrebellion]

u don't look like a hipster at all.....now, an 80's pop icon,? i kinda see that

[kellycheyennexo]

Look it's Christofer Drew

[bmb3488]

"be yourself, find your own bands to like..." but here is the guide to be just like me. how about you get a job and quit eating popcorn

[KhazeDUB]

Are you interested in getting married?

[OMFGSayThisNameIs]

I live in Grandview Missouri its so boring and lame so i do alot of drugs, but im NOT a hipster or an addict? BUT pretentious much noob? Get real cause you're so clueless about life till you've done 4 hydros 2 Xanax 900mg of DXM 6grams of shrooms and 4 strips of acid at the same time. Yo prolly dont even know the metric system.

[oiitsdillon]

@OMFGSayThisNameIs You sound like a very, very pretentious fuck.

[OMFGSayThisNameIs]

@oiitsdillon

People think i'm pretentious but i think they're just jealous. :D

[oiitsdillon]

@OMFGSayThisNameIs Those people are right, anyone who thinks that they know about life because they do alot of fucking drugs is a real dumbass. Thanks for aiding in corrupting humanities youth even more, kid.

[ArcadeRobotOnFire]

@OMFGSayThisNameIs Sarcasm? or are you really that, well, lets say defective as a human being?

[SuperDancingpanda]

i see you like popcorn....i like popcorn too

[tehpaste]

you cant just choose to be a hipster, haha

[WithASenseOfPoise]

and like...like.

[thekewlcat1]

i thought she was making fun of hypsters at first...

[artvandalayuofl]

i guess syncing the audio with the video is too mainstream.

[artvandalayuofl]

is that a bag of trash and a bag of act II popcorn behind you?

[artvandalayuofl]

apparently to be a hipster, you have to live in a garbage dump.

[PepitoMegaChocolato]

What is the name of the song please ?

[Logjammin92]

being a hipster in new york is to mainstream

[zaten7]

aparently bieng hipster requires to live in the worst looking mess on the earth

[nickiscool15]

hipsters

[nickiscool15]

I don't see one original thing about her. she looks like all the holsters by me. she's conforming to an ideal of being hip as Fuck and trendy. would that not be a hypocritical idea

[erictheactorsactor]

lets all be different and dress the same.

[Thunk00]

disregard that question, you can't be now that I heard more.

[Thunk00]

jamie is this you 18 months ago??!?

[blooburry14]

this simply must be a parody.

[MikeDaner2630]

you cant even get a bj from her ( i think it is a she) with those rabbite teeths

[mercify]

How to be lame and a follower is what this should be called.

[recsxed]

Scarves in 80 degree weather lol, what the hell?

[PutinIsABitch]

Was this a parody?

[xUndergroundTrashx]

I love hipsters.. they let me know about what kinds of things I should avoid..

[selGdemparamtwilight]

My friend is an epic hipster. She wears GRANDPA JUMPERS! shes so cool. I wanna be her...so much

[daverunstrain]

really? YOU don't like paramore....

[ZBIOTICS]

Oversized glasses. Someone is compensating for something else...... Like the fact ur a CUNT YOU FUCKING WHORE!

[xInsaneCactusx]

She's not hipster she's scene. LMAO

[WhoaItsElie]

You're an uncultivated twat. All your "vocabulary" consists of is "like" and "okay"... And you're stereotypical. Shameeee.

[xPanicMonster]

I honestly I'm laughing my fucking ass off! Hipsters are the most arrogant conforming people in the world. "be original" " do this, dot do this people like them so now there sell outs". O yeah and their very very hipocritcal.

[jessikarose666]

wow can you say ok and like anymore holy fucking shit

[jedizombie420]

SARCASM= COMEDY FOR DOUCHEBAGS

[KymieeSuee]

STOP FUCKING SAYING LIKE!

[xSerenaVDWoodsen]

"Like, like, like, like." Okay hipster girl, get a fucking life.

[sexypotato59]

i cant here this bitch over the music

[neverwasalastchance]

of the couple videos i've seen, you/she is the best example of a hipster.

[Vladimiram25]

I have not idea of what the hell you are talking about it but you are so cute !!!

[attacktehmusic]

LOL pause at 3:01

[attacktehmusic]

Am I the only fucking one who only hears 'Like , like like , omg , like like , "

[anonomusfromtheweb]

pshhhh.....Hipsters don't clean.

[HereComesThatIndian]

You're making it too obvious that you're making fun of hipsters. Booooooooo!

[ThatArtFreak96]

._. please stop saying LIKE.

[HippyamongHicks]

Haha, you're just talking out of your ass. You said "like" about 30 times. Apparently vocab isn't in the hipster way huh? Also, putting on what other people wear, listening to what other people listen to, and acting a certain way is the very definition of conforming to something lol. Have fun being ironically conformist.

[hopehavoc]

@juvenileXjess Please, for the sake of my sanity, tell me the name/artist of the song playing in the background? :) thanks!

[wublez]

GUYS, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE CHILL.

[username7046]

how old are you? 30?

[xxICANONLYIMAGINExx]

So, i hope this is a joke ...

[lopasas]

sent from my calculator using a potato

[GisselleJohanna13]

i likee thaat songg yuur playinn whatss it calledd && by whoo ??(:

[RoosLOL1]

not sure if hipster or just homeless...

[dpapaioannow]

more like how to be an annoying retard whic the only thing it has to offer is this...FUCKING NOTHING

[sarfaxzzz345]

your gorgeous mam:)<3

[thetubewithin]

i would jizz on your face

[heyyallitsbecky]

wow you're so cool you hipster you!

[FeedMEBabies]

Recorded on a calculator.

I don't care if this a sarcastic video mocking the hipster agenda, this is just..poor.

[jennyoath]

you look dumb as FUQ

[vivivi14]

Has someone seen the fucking mountain of shit that´s behind her?

[B3LTRAN89]

@vivivi14 hoarders:confessions of a hipster

[vivivi14]

@vivivi14 lol i didnt know i ad 50 thumbs up in this video xDD

[toastedwaffle5]

@vivivi14 sorry the music was in the way. I did understand a a little bit there but i couldn't understand what she was saying. And no i didn't notice the big mountian of shit that was behind her, untill i read your comment and after a read it aswell. "}

[vivivi14]

@toastedwaffle5 xD

[Joolea2]

By a $100, mass-produced t-shirt from American Apparel to prove your non-conformity. Hipsterness achieved.

[Lordar90]

Hipster is to be original? Excuse me but how many Original Hipsters are walking out there? about a couple thousand original people?. Yeah!... thinking like other thousand of people is being original.

[lealea96]

Leandra's Hipster Theory...

Hipster's listen to 'bands you've never heard of before',

So if no one has ever heard of them before, then technically, the band is non-existent.

So therefore, they are hearing things that aren't really there.

So, my diagnosis... Hipsters are schizophrenic(:

[halerrs94]

being a hipster is like being emo or scene. they say theyre NOT emo and that theyre only "expressing themselves in their own unique way", when in reality theyre dressing a way to be "cool" and fit in.

[Shippou011]

@halerrs94 A majority of people catagorized as "emo" are 1. Not emo because you can't be emo. Emo is not a style or anything of that nature. 2. only dressing that way because that's the clothes they like.

I wear Tripp brand because I like how it looks and feels, not because I'm "emo". I wear black because it's a common colour and my skin tone clashes with most colours anyways. I'm really pale and bright colours wash me out. Black, Grey and dark blue are my limit cause I don't clash with those.

[GoHardMG]

@halerrs94 i agree i feel most ppl dress a certain way to give out a certain image.

[FreakoChu]

@halerrs94 fit in? ahahahah, yeah, because, being hipster is really cool and popular and everyone loves it, and if you are one, you'll be the prom queen.

[PaintballAce7]

@halerrs94 you dont fit in wearing lime green pants and sock hats

[XDMirandaXD]

@halerrs94 um no if you haven't noticed alot of people make fun of emos and hipsters... they dress as those things cause well they like it and they think its awesome and so do i.. tho im not going to lie ppl make fun of me every day for it but what evs man.. what evs lol

[toastedwaffle5]

@halerrs94 oh thanks now i have learned something new today smiles "} :p "{ ahhahahha just kidding

[TheAnti1337]

Dumb.

[herpderpinator]

she's being ironic you stupid twats, (very hipster) by taking the piss out of hipsters, which is ironic because its hipster to be ironic

[heyyyyyyyyyyyylol]

Wow. You're fucking stupid!

[TheRiteOne100]

your ugly but cool tune what is it lol

[Shippou011]

@TheRiteOne100 Her ugly what?

If you're going to insult someone, use proper grammar.

[TheRiteOne100]

@Shippou011 sorry my insult didn't fit your grammar specifications. i will make sure to punctuate correctly next time so dumb fucks like yourself don't feel smart.

[GoHardMG]

@TheRiteOne100 hahaha im with you there, fuckin grammer Nazi's.

[TheRiteOne100]

wow you think your a hipster blahahahahahahahahaha more like poser i cant even begin to tear you apart

[xXxnigthmarexXx]

You're so not mainstream with your video. I love you, will you marry me since it's no longer mainstream? Also, you gave me an erection.

[Romancenovel313]

If you want to be a hipster, then you'd be admitting you're a hipster. Admitting you're a hipster breaks the first rule of being a hipster. I deem this video, as well as other "how to be hipster" videos, useless and invalid.

[Leviskardsen]

Who the fuck would ever want to be something so vacuous? The day that hipsters realise they're a parody of themselves, I swear their heads will explode.

[pokerface707]

this is terrible video quality

[MyNinjaPersona]

All i can say is i am drinking pepsi right now and it taste delicious.

[seeingstars143]

Dear Haters, You people were obviously mocked in your childhood or your clothes or the type of music you listened to or maybe the way your hair looked. So you make yourself feel better by criticizing people in harsh ways. Heres a little FYI for all of yo calling HER A POSER..you're the ones looking up "how to be" videos. And you are very ignorant if you take this seriously because obviously this was meant as a joke. I guess some people have bugs up their asses eternily. Love, SeeingStars

[seeingstars143]

Dear Haters, You people were obviously mocked in your childhood or your clothes or the type of music you listened to or maybe the way your hair looked. So you make yourself feel better by criticizing people in harsh ways. Heres a little FYI for all of yo calling HER A POSER..you're the ones looking up "how to be" videos. And you are very ignorant if you take this seriously because obviously this was meant as a joke. I guess some people have bugs up their asses eternily

[HannahHatesHippos1]

what band are you listening to in the backgrouns. They're fricken increadible!

[TheClothingAddict]

How to be a hipster? Don't eat meat, shop at american apparel, drop a band that's too mainstream, take pictures of your starbucks coffee, wear glasses even though you don't need them, don't match your shoes with your jeans, add captions to photos that are completely irrelevant to the photograph, own a good camera, take pictures of yourself taking pictures of yourself.

Got it? :)

[indiesoundz760]

@TheClothingAddict i think u shud say: "how to be a poser with no life."

[InsideOutHippo]

so..... what does the band on the top of your head do for you?

[morganeatsairplanes5]

i just fucking love how everyone wants to be a freakin hipster!

you, mam, are a true hipster...i think.

im so in love with fake people, i just want to marry them

[RecordStoreTrash]

The other anti-hipster hipster videos is funnier. Nice try though.

[urREADINGmyCOMMENT]

this is clearly a fucking joke people.

[ShokanPrince812]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Krissiisakid]

Cocky bitch.

[dinos1go1rawr12]

Whats with hipsters and indies that they always correct what people say when they make mistakes??? seriously

[indiesoundz760]

ppl that are looking this up are obviously posers. as for me, this was a recommendation vid.

[DipOrDie4]

JOMG

[MsBammerz]

you say 'like' too much

[RijenRijen]

hipster is the same like cancer... you are a cancer hipster

[Shippou011]

@RijenRijen Cancer is too mainstream. It's lupus.

[1313clover1313]

Yea... Your trying to be different. Just like everyone else.

[NORMiZZLE78]

FUNNY!

(i dont understand how some don't get the TOTAL sarcasm)

[hopehavoc]

PLEASE, SOMEONE! Tell me the name of this song.

[JesusManson323]

Indie is too mainstream for me....Mainstream is the new Indie.

How ironic. Whatever.

[toolshed777]

What is the song in the background I love it

[toolshed777]

I just giggled cause Ive been a hipster since I was 5 in the 90s looking for new bands constantly on kaza

[SuperParamorefan12]

You put this on youtube...everyone will see it....they'll try to be a hipster then everyone will be a hipster therefore being a hipster would be mainstream. l0l

[likeadamnboss]

you should get a better camera...

[ashleyeatsthesky]

she sounds like a scene kid only shes defending hipster XD

everyones hating on hipsters instead of scenes

[lFlash4]

you know you've trolled well when you get that many dislikes

[duNICHTSgut]

dont wear glasses if u do not need them, and clean u room its a mess

[pbchad83]

your a faggggooooott lmfao your cool bro? like like honestly are you mad?

[juvenileXjess]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, oh my god, you're all so annoying. Jesus.

[whyyywaaat]

@juvenileXjess

lol jesus was a hipster

[TheMedronhos]

@juvenileXjess sory can you tell me what a hipster is ?

[axtells6]

@juvenileXjess Don't take it personally. Why would you? You're really takin' these comments to heart. You're talkin' about bein' original and all this yet you're checkin' back on your videos to tell people to shut up because you're no match for their trolling. Fail!

[Jaussy]

@juvenileXjess I'm gay

[catbuttonify]

@juvenileXjess atleast we aren't hipsters

[catbuttonify]

@juvenileXjess OOOH is this mocking hipsters? plz say yes

[Sp33dyMik3]

@juvenileXjess fuck all you hipster fuckin faggots no one gives a fuck bout you stupid bitches u guys look like hippie crack headed fucks, why dont u clean that fuckin room instead of blogging u dumb bitch fuck youtube. turned into a place for a bunch of bored bitches who think there funny and shit get the fuck out of here lookin like a rapist cheetah with those glasses fuck u

[adamlong2501]

@Sp33dyMik3 What the shit!?! Calm the hell down! You're acting like a hipster beat your dog for eating processed dog food or something. Chill the hell out.

[brenchtoast44]

Whats the biggest dick you ever sucked?

[IdiosyncraticManiac]

I like the background song

[TheJosh1111111111111]

hipsters are boring people

[deathcoltd]

i dont see how anything u do is original

ur just a shitty backwards ironic version of punk :) 

[Kruemelmonstah]

I didn't know being a hipster means you're also a hoarder.

[area51er6]

like like like like totally like totally like like totally ya know totally

[elpproductions]

"sarcasm is our bible" you are my hero :p bahaha facebook status lmao would you like the credit? ;) :|] <-- robot, oh yes.

[BuddaRoger]

infinity facepalm

[pilotoatomico]

hipsters are lame as fuck. The heavy metal subculture is the best one of all.

[leftgazer]

Are you at a dump?

[TheBrightcrayola]

LUL! ahahahhahahaha i love the ending if your watching this then your not hipster

and you have to live in cool places like new york and i know that cause i'm hipster XDDDDDDD sorry not trying to be mean but that's how i am and i waste my time watching useless shit XD

[TheMeltinResponse]

I have little problem with hipsters, but WHY the long ass glasses? Those are HUGE.

[SailorCobaltStar]

@TheMeltinResponse you do realize this is satire yes?

[TheMeltinResponse]

@SailorCobaltStar Um yes.. I just dont see the whole I gotta wear huge glasses thing though sometimes.

[SailorCobaltStar]

@TheMeltinResponse because like, big glasses are ironic rather than typical? and regular glasses aren't chaotic or mainstream enough?

[TheMeltinResponse]

@SailorCobaltStar You aren't making any sense dude.

[SailorCobaltStar]

@TheMeltinResponse My knowledge hasn't been tainted by the mainstream-ness that is society(e.g., people of YOUR nature). Just stop commenting and move on with your pathetic typical and unoriginal life.

[TheMeltinResponse]

@SailorCobaltStar I have originality. I guess you havent checked my channel out or my presidentofeveryone channel. Learn about someone before opening your mouth. I am far from typical I reject normal society as a matter of fact.

[SailorCobaltStar]

@TheMeltinResponse hey umm...bud...i was just kidding with you...i thought i made that very very obvious, what with my confusing comment on glasses and my original response that this is satire. the only person making a big deal out of this is you my friend.

a sidenote...what an original concept, a guy with a superiority complex naming his channel 'presidentofeveryone' QUITE(not) original. Did you ever consider no one cares about what you have to say besides you? I know no one cares what i say.

[TheMeltinResponse]

@SailorCobaltStar Its a joke.. nothing more nothing less. If people take my presidencial ideas serious, then I may consider running, however I intended this channel be a joke. It looks like you are being trolled if you think I did it because I had a superiority complex. For real. People do care, its just a small amount. What I don't get though is the numerous amounts who care for the things Chris Crocker does or fucking Qaadir of all people. I have better content than them.

[SailorCobaltStar]

@TheMeltinResponse i'm being serious when i say that EVERYTHING i've said to you has been light hearted humor not to be taken seriously...someone(you) is taking youtubing a little too seriously it seems...and i apologize for the less than speedy responses, i dont get on very much. somehow dealing and responding to people who take this seriously is drainging but also addictive...

[TheMeltinResponse]

@SailorCobaltStar Dude, get the hell over it already! I didnt take this video seriously, but cmon, there still are hipsters who wear glasses this large on the streets.

[fatlikeraisins]

LMAO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING