Brian Regan at the improv

[XdisXesXwhyXimXhawtX]

I just saw him saturday :D

[jetrulez123]

if you have to read a poptart instructions, i think they should put down put poptart in up/down posistion.

[toolfanjt]

BTW the directions on a pop tart usually suck. there directions burnt mine

[SUPERJJBROS1]

64 people dont know what funny is

[vraptor1234]

Omg I was laughing to hard.

[KrazyNinja01]

63 people can make poptarts

[MatthewLedZepfan]

is this guy related to Ben Affleck?? haha

[AlyssaDesire]

Naturally I had to run to the kitchen and check our poptart box to see if it had directions Heres what I found

PopTarts Toasting Instructions

Remove pastry from pouch

Warm pastry in toasting appliance at lowest or lightest heat setting for one heating cycle only.

Cool briefly before carefully removing pastry from toasting appliance.

Poptarts Microwave Instructions

remove pastry from pouch place pastry on microwave safe plate

microwave on high setting for 3 seconds

cool briefly before handling

[igotyourmoney23]

@AlyssaDesire bloody fantastic XD

[Shannonbarnesdr1]

@AlyssaDesire yeah they changed them slightly, but yes the directions brian iss ayign used to actually be there, but either way, sad... this food should not have directions LOL hell i just eat em right outta the pouch screw warmign them LOL ;-')

[RizDub]

which album or DVD is this?

[TheBlamaBlam]

There r no words

[ShortGuy1792]

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

[amperro]

How many comedians even use the word "increment"?

[zachcloseupmagic]

This man is the Cosby of my generation.

[briannnuwqo90a3]

So um, i got second degree burns on my fingers from a pop tart today....i should have read the instructions,,,

[tctimomothy]

Now 3 seconds is TOO LONG

[SkizzardGaming]

Scroll up your missing the video!! xD

[phillipscuz]

60 people didnt understand either set of directions

[withlovefromtorr]

now i seriously wanna pop tart... *reads directions* OH IGET IT NOW !!!! thanks Brian Regan, for clearing up that hazy patch of confusion in the morning... now i have a warm pop tart !

[johnediamond]

bud keep your nose out of the double dippn...

[sin6er03]

59 people are retards

[katymagnets]

Where's Terry from Brookside??

[Theanimatorr56]

HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME!?!?!?

[TheBigDill4]

how long does it take to toast a pop tart? a miute if you want them dark.

[JARRODisBEAST]

59 people dont know how to get goodness in them

[HitoriItai]

Yeah, I put them in for 5 seconds and it was molten. I'm not even joking, don't do that.

[cheesebarf808]

WHAT-DA??

[edocheeto0408]

ROFL!!! lol

[lordsoth28]

59 people can't get that goodness in them...

[supersesqui]

Brian has got it cracked !

Body language, facial expressions and seriously well crafted sketch.

just about perfect.

[MrMegaUber]

@supersesqui He's like a more mentally stable not as ugly Jim Carrey.

[sillyman00000]

57 ppl mincrowaved a poptart in a microwave on high for 4 seconds

[Ciscoguy30]

"I see where they're going with this, we're banging on all cylinders now".. Rofl ryan is funny.. anyone who doesn't laugh at his material, doesn't know what comedy is unless it's with profanity.

[juliettewarlord]

No matter how many times I see this it always cracks me up!

[tnargnala]

Like if you just went and looked at a pop tarts box xD

[SodaPopStorm]

guy looks like a mix between Will Farrel and George W. Bush

[hameltheanimal90]

57 people (insert video-related insult here)

[conterooski]

HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?

[douglas35nc]

the best stand-up comedy skit of all time!

[SAPxxxPRODUCTIONS]

56 people needed to zap fry their pop tarts

[Linkle2]

56 people had to eat in 3 seconds.

[fuckyounotme1]

one person (me) dont give a fuck y they disliked this

[commander7100]

56 people didn't get the vertical concept

[ThemOldaBoys]

Why does he do the George Bush smile?

[MusicChooseItFuseIt]

56 people!...disliked the video

[4evaranime]

... Poptarts?? I'm sorry I'm Aussie... I have no idea what I poptart is...

[tirzahm8]

@4evaranime try google images. It's hard to explain...

[supersesqui]

@4evaranime

Aussie ?? I'm sorry I'm English......... have no idea what an Aussie is ?

[4evaranime]

@supersesqui haha it's australian slang for uhmm well ourselves! haha sorry!

[supersesqui]

@4evaranime

just teasing ya,... ya big galah ! lol

[4evaranime]

@supersesqui lol ... i knew that >.>

[Crastopher1999]

@nycpd75 wtf? Really?

[iluvcokeandsprite]

lol i love how the top comments are wrong xD

[stanjiboy]

56 people inserted the pastry horizontally

[nyanSynxPHOENIX]

NYAN!!! lol

[imthatawesomeful]

"Invert Pastry, vertically."

[fivefamly]

"Alarm goes off, NYAA put em in, DING, OH, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"

[Auron292929]

56 People are still reading the directions on the Pop Tarts!

[shineyourlight55]

hahaha!!!!! it's so darn random...  =DDD

[nycpd75]

Wtf are pop tarts ?:S

[skjeldsen2012]

0:25

The guy that yells yeah at the poptarts directions(:

[TheDoughBoy5751]

@skjeldsen2012 i loled

[skjeldsen2012]

@TheDoughBoy5751 Me too(:

I'm actually still loling about it haha

[PuppyPrincess282]

55 people cant get this stuff in me

[4dojo]

this is my fav

[isabell1254]

Step 1. Toast the poptarts. Go ahead toast them. Hey are u still reading this?

Lol

[cdevkat1]

i like my pop tarts cold

[repawn98]

first time ive ever seen this guy on youtube ever and i want to watch more!!!

[Monarchyification]

LOL I microwave my poptarts for 5 seconds....... Imma Rebel :D

[TheSnickers101]

Must have changed the second one i have a box in front of me

[TheSnickers101]

I saw directions on lip gloss im like WTF

[SycadelicAcorn]

My throat hurts, I was laughing so much

[darkgaiasonic]

dis dude was at our school i believe today

[FireAlarmMan458]

53 people don't understand how to read pop-tart directions.

[tehBLAX]

fucking pop tarts are banned in Australia.

[MenacingBullet]

The sad thing is what he is saying does apply to certain people. Very funny guy and enjoy watching his videos.

[18lwilhelm]

52 people read pop tart directions.

[hootyhaha]

I wonder if the 52 dislikes as of April 21 2011 were all from Jim Gaffigan? :)

[redrosecross]

Who cares about 52 fucking people...

[Cidantis]

3 seconds my ass. you need at least 9

[DEEninetysix]

52 people couldn't get that goodness in them

[musicluvers3659]

Lol my friend @ church tried to imitate Bryan with this vid bryans better but sooooooo funny

[2amberdawn2]

My brother microwaved a pop tart on high for 20 seconds today... I thought of this vid. They made those instructions for people like him... too bad he didn't read them.

[abcdefg9421]

"HEY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?!?!?!"

...52 people were still reading that...

[morganinprogress]

52 people inserted the pastries horizontally.

[Yusacream]

1:40 thats what i do when nobody's home :3

[igotyourmoney23]

LMAO! how do i get that goodness in me!!!! XDXDXD

[heyitskelly14]

Step 1. remove Pastry from Pouch

Step 2. insert Pastry VERTICALLY!!!

OR

Step 1. Toast the Poptart!

[Yusacream]

@heyitskelly14 :3 this video taught me that vertically goes UP!!! (yeah that has cost me a ton of points on tests)

[heyitskelly14]

@Yusacream

hahaha vertically is a pretty tough concept i must say. i mean why not just say up!?

[GrandChiefOverlord]

Can there be a simpler food item???

[LightArcanine59]

@GrandChiefOverlord

Pudding. Pretty hard to mess that one up.

[MrMoney032]

I cee where their going

[Minnesotan114]

WE'RE BANGIN ON ALL CYLINDERS NOW

[ironicsoldier]

i had some pop tarts and i didnt say to insert pastry VERTICALLY!

[BrownPlopz]

I'm ashamed to admit that I regularly microwave my poptarts...

[ToneChaser4Life]

I actually tried the 3 second microwave process -- it didn't work. So... I set my microwave to TEN seconds! Take THAT, Poptarts Corporation!

[igotyourmoney23]

@ToneChaser4Life LMAO! proud of you! ^__^

[drjim7052]

looks like Brian has been toasting too many pop tarts this year. !lol

[getalife000]

Was eating poptarts and thought of this joke. Still funny years later.

[ps2monster]

poptarts suck... So over rated..

[TGIFAintNoKindaLife]

He is so underrated; he's awesome!

[mightywhitey718]

This guys hysterical. "Eat more fruit. Pop Tarts, nice thin layer on there".

[marcam129]

Has anyone actually put a poptart in for 3 seconds? It doesn't even do anything!

[Kwasi5179]

I laughed SO HARD at 2:18 on this video, I was crying....

[BigVicLopez]

Brian Regan is flat out awesome

[steveh88]

50 people weren't banging on all cylinders

[Hooray4nay]

@steveh88 right? How is this not funny???

[psycosanches589]

@steveh88 while the 50 who thumbed this up were

[deadly66girl]

as i was watching this...i realized..i microwave my poptarts, not because i lack time..but becuase i'm not allowed to own a toaster..

[lakersownsuns]

@deadly66girl ..... thank you for sharing that information with us? lol

[deadly66girl]

@lakersownsuns lol you're very welcome!

[delshayDiCamilliano]

"What the-?!" *Astonished stare* "HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?!"

I seriously rofl'd.

[suscriber11]

no coment i'm just laughing :D

[sterlingluvr43]

Haha i love this guy

[DeadxBlackxWinter]

My doctor also told me, uh, ya know, 'Eat more fruit'...So'z...I had some poptarts this morning...>_>

[Conspiracyknowledge]

this can't get more white...really.

[TheGlowNinja]

How do I get this goodness in me?

[TheElsewhere19]

Who the hell are the 48 dumbasses who disliked this video?

[hisonic62]

@TheElsewhere19 Obviously, the ones dumb enough to read pop tart directions.

[PokemonGirl]

I love all the faces he makes. :,D

[Oxcorp2]

48 people still don't know how to toast pop tarts

[lessthantheUK]

American comedy fail.

[tushomevideos]

Wow he really isn't funny

[AssassinScarab]

@tushomevideos Wow you need to go to Hell.

[Gymnstcbddz]

dude this guy is funny...but not to be a critic he needs bttr bits and material he isnt going to make it to bigtime with this stuff just pointing tht out...

[Manuelify1953]

i farted is that okay

[AmafelElf92]

45 people needed the toaster instructions....

[Aguaatlantis]

lol Montana brochures

[chaaazman]

this guy reminds me of Banya

"How do i get this goodness in me?"

thats gold jerry gold...

[starshapowers]

Hilarious.... sliced cheese also has directions on it!!

[therisingrefuge]

44 people fail at reading pop tart directions

[starcraftflyer17]

:D!!!!! ROFL

[BigEasyWinger]

"WHAT THE?!"

[keristraub45]

I LOVE POPTARTS AND THEY SIERIOUSLY HAVE DIRECTIONS LOL

[rimokina]

caprisun, imagine if that had directions

step one: poke straw into designated spot

Step two: put your mouth on the straw

step three: suck, suck that straw

Step four: if you dont know how to drink a caprisun, get a life.

[roygnight]

@rimokina Insert straw... vertically...11??!!!!

mindblown

[RawrAMPLol]

42 people had to read the instuctions to toast they're poptart

[haimom1]

his facial expressions kill me xD

[aridabahitiful]

hahaahahahahahahahahha

[Xxcookiemonsta97xX]

Hey., Are you still reading this?

XD;;

Psh, YEAH D: I wanna know how to toast my poptart D:

XD

[dogmeflyers36]

this guy is so fucking hillarious

[jlb295]

:30

[aaronbruce514]

42 poptart employees saw this video

[600PolarisRider]

How do you get more than one step for that!! I don't even know how they geniuses behind the multiple steps did it!!

[Apetite4Destruction]

I feel like such an idiot watching this. My friend from the US sent me some Pop Tarts and I really wasn't sure what they were and how you were meant to eat them, but this is still funny. xD

[Darwyn7]

They're reading toaster directions, you're going to throw the vertical concept at em?

[4evacherry]

remove pastry from pouch,okay,(looking) oh i see where there going with this! were banging on all cylinders now!

[08WSChamps]

lol this guy is great, 42 people disliked, gota be da people hes makin fun of lol

[4evacherry]

@08WSChamps HAHAHA im one of those people! jk :P

[08WSChamps]

@4evacherry hahaha lol so wats step 2??

[MizMimiCullen]

hahaha. :D

[jlp0719]

i love this guy

[MistaChubbz1]

We're banging on all cylinders now...lol

[mrshackztor]

Thumbs up if you went and read pop tart directions for the first time after watching this. ;)

[mayeloru]

@mrshackztor haha i did

[Eveejoe21]

@mrshackztor i did haha

[mrshackztor]

@Eveejoe21

LOL!! I can't believe it really says this stuff. XD

[BigEasyWinger]

Go ahead, toast 'em!

[ThemOldaBoys]

0:57 After he says all that, he does a George Bush impression.

[jasonvorheesXxX]

would somebody go- "what the..."

[mjandziszak]

not funny

[MrLolcow]

@mjandziszak Agreed.

[XtraXtraodinaire]

0:37 he sounds like peter griffin ahah

[jakespick]

@XtraXtraodinaire I know lol thats what i said on a different video of this. it sounds like something that should be on family guy.

[fallnpenguin1]

i have brian regan as my background on my laptop.

Brian is the man!!!!!!!!!!!

[d3str0i3r]

for some reason my pop-tarts always turn horizontal when they're done, so if i put them in horizontally would they turn vertical?

[Benjaminb46]

Sadly my girlfriend burt pop tarts ...

[ajburns22wohoo]

@Benjaminb46 hahahaha did she leave em in there for a minute?

[mgfairchild]

are you still readin that ???????

[anteracmacash]

I swear he has the same grinn like George Dubya Bush :D

[DazzieMetallikat]

@anteracmacash

Least its not the evil smile like Obama has.

@DazzieMetallikat yeah...betwen W and Obama, Obama's the evil one...