@armyvsmarines1 Boy, you sure know how to put someone down. I'm in awe of your intellect, humor, grammar and punctuation. Can I drop out from the same schools you did?
It's YouTube.
Calling me out for calling others out----kinda points to the idiot, no?
your narrator doesn t have to be david attenborough, just someone who takes the job seriously and conducts themselves in a serious manner, this clown is obviously taking the piss and speaks as if handi capped children are his primary audience. such a waste of good footage and work by those who work at ng and take their job seriously.
I'd rather have Oprah narrate than this guy. He should be on a kids show like seasame street. Everything is like a JOKE when this guy speaks. ZERO Gravitas.
i dont really like snakes they creep the living blood out me, but when i went to the snake park i saw the black mamaba and i sort of fell in love with it. it is just soooo attractive
she felt like thelaundry was slipping out of hers arms, so she dropped the load, saw the mamba and slooooowly put her arm down even with the ground, and spread her fingers to give it a path and after a minute or so it crawled off...i can't remember if they killed it afterward or not....
@TheEasyOne15 What a stupid question. It's because there is no proof of his existence. No proof of god = proof that he doesn't exist. So until somebody does come up with proof of some sort, it will remain that way.
@OneVoiceMore Proof: Event Horizons. You clearly do not know what you're talking about. If something exists it must have provided proof of existence. Give me an example of something that exists that has no proof of its existence.
@SBulletproof Sorry, I missed your blather in my YouTube absence.
Your premise is flawed, based on simple definitions of terms.
But here's an easy example: the content of dreams. There's no evidence of WHAT a person dreams beyond eyewitness testimony, and the commonality of the experience. It is ANECDOTAL, but not evidence, nor proof.
But let's give your 'vast intellect' a workout.
Prove 'existence' exists beyond neurological impulses that we INTERPRET as existence.
@SBulletproof Look, I don't want this to turn into some argument about religion. I was just asking EasyOne whether he/she had proof that GOD Himself is afraid of the Black Mamba. Is all. Don't have to get your panties in a twist. Even if I did tell you my proof, you're just gonna dismiss it, so why should I waste my time?
@vrahneo - Dude, it was a joke... Even GOD got this joke... If GOD created all creatures of the earth why not the BLACK MAMBA??? Lighten up... Relax... have a drink...
@TheEasyOne15 Sorry, but I didn't find it funny at all. And while I agree we shouldn't treat everything so seriously, there're some things that I think shouldn't be taken so lightly. But I get that you're just putting your opinion out there. Let's give this a rest, yeah?
@vrahneo - You need to lighten up. GOD as far as I know created all things that we enjoy. You know the story of how the serpent (A Snake) got Adam to bite the apple that cause the world a mountain of sin and etc., If it is true, and GOD did cast Satan out of the heavens, then you should have seen the joke that I was making... If I offended you, I apologize... I was just throwing a biblical joke out there about this snake...
The narrator doesn't have to be super serious or too 'spooky' sounding but this is just insipid. He might as well be advertising a commercial for Chuck E Cheese's ball pen.
fucking narrator, i fucking hate him. he just so totally ruins it. "if you've seen enough nature documentaries" WHAT THE FUCK! THIS IS NOT A DOCUMENTARY!! I'VE SEEN PLENTY OF GOOD DOCUMENTARIES WHERE THEY DO JUST THAT, DOCUMENT!!!! NOT XXXX VS YYYY FFS!!!! fuck you, fuck you with cactus.
Because it makes it more enjoyable for children who want to learn. If this is all NatGeo was producing, then it might be a problem. But this is one only one type of segment in their entire library.
last line: just be glad you'll probably never encounter one of these elusive snakes. yeah. riiiiight. when I went to africa, I almost stepped on one. and I also couldn't see a BOOMSLANG in a tree even though everyone else could. apparently I put my face about 6 inches away from its face.
@togepreee It must be able to bite through their hides, other wise the rhinos would not have learned to avoid the mamba. Look up operant conditioning for the reasoning behind this if you're interested.
Yeah, the narrator is too funny and young fun sounding, he should have a deep raspy voice like some old guy that's been in the jungle his whole life but also a super wise scientist but sort of crazy like the ol' doctor from Jurassic Park. LoL
The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. - Elle Driver
One time I went to my aunt Cindy Jahn's apartment. There, they had a room full of cages of venomous snakes, 98 in all. Cobras, black mambas, rattlers, gila monsters, you name it. The cages hinged at the front and they would open the cage to feed the snake a baby mouse. I got the creeps and got the hell out of there quickly. They even had rattlers in tupperware on the floor in the bedroom. They were advertising the snakes on the internet and they got busted lol.
@knoose judging by the narrator's over-emotive voice, i'm sure they target videos with this narrator specifically toward children. NG doesn't really censor anything with a more mature sounding narrator
Honney Badger still doesnt give a shit....
DeMishMIsh 1 month ago
@OneVoiceMore dude just stfu you calling everyone out for foolish things is pathetic get laid you Fucking idiot
armyvsmarines1 1 month ago
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@armyvsmarines1 Boy, you sure know how to put someone down. I'm in awe of your intellect, humor, grammar and punctuation. Can I drop out from the same schools you did?
It's YouTube.
Calling me out for calling others out----kinda points to the idiot, no?
OneVoiceMore 1 month ago
Fuck off cunt
hardcorezoo 1 month ago
epic rap battles of history black mamba vs the world! begin!
bezbeth 2 months ago
Hardy bucks..
billyTheKid31001 2 months ago
Kill Bill! Uma Thurman's code name... yeah! c: I don't like the narrator!
jayjomae 2 months ago
narrator was a prick
Toro953 2 months ago
i used to eat snakes until i took an arrow to the knee
Nickcheese100000 2 months ago
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Nickcheese100000 2 months ago
Black Mamba, huh? never heard of it, must be pretty rare animals, eh?
Aeontreez 2 months ago
I hate this type of condescending type of narration.. WE are not children watching this...Just spoils the whole doccie..
MongooseSA 2 months ago
Scariest snake in Africa? Hm. That cameraman must be a bad-ass...
writheinpain 3 months ago
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show the First Crunch please. :D
ahrei 3 months ago
The herds clear the way for the boss
ATA1201058 3 months ago
your narrator doesn t have to be david attenborough, just someone who takes the job seriously and conducts themselves in a serious manner, this clown is obviously taking the piss and speaks as if handi capped children are his primary audience. such a waste of good footage and work by those who work at ng and take their job seriously.
jeremyshambles 3 months ago in playlist 4-3-11 12
the Honey badger dont gives a shit
the mum should get the badger in order to save her baby
BatistaR0X 3 months ago
The narrator makes the video much interesting.
xrazb 3 months ago
hey stop blaming the narrator he is just reading the script the show gave him !!
watchmegoboom23 3 months ago
aww i wanted to see it eat the baby
noldi123 3 months ago
YouTube trolls never fail to find some aspect of the video to collectively bitch about....
SSJkiller 3 months ago
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I'd rather have Oprah narrate than this guy. He should be on a kids show like seasame street. Everything is like a JOKE when this guy speaks. ZERO Gravitas.
oopopp 3 months ago
i dont really like snakes they creep the living blood out me, but when i went to the snake park i saw the black mamaba and i sort of fell in love with it. it is just soooo attractive
blueviolet314 3 months ago
oMG.. poor lil squirrel
blromero 3 months ago
Honey badger don't gives a shit .. The mother should call the badger in order to save her baby..
BatistaR0X 3 months ago
When he said "but we can do something" i thought they were going to save the little squirrels :(
zaafarj 3 months ago
i have to say it ...i just have ...... DAMN NATURE U SCARY
BuKuTyyy 3 months ago
Is this a kid's program? Narrator's gives that feeling.
MyriadesusTV 3 months ago
lol. honey badger will eat this gay snake. even if the snake bites or poisonous honey badger doesnt give a shit.
liljoja 3 months ago
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@liljoja you know no shit about it so shut up
Fatallica1985 3 months ago
QUIT COMPLANING ABOUT THE NARATOR ! THE VIDEO ISH GOOD AND AWESOME SO SHUTUP AND WATCH THE VIDEO !
x3Pot93 3 months ago
kobe bryant is in the hauz
lerry121212 3 months ago
i fucking hate this narrator lol
SBulletproof 3 months ago
XP I LIKE THIS NARRATOR :P
TheBeBeCaCa 3 months ago
they shoulda showed it :/
SLIMSHADY1357 3 months ago
my mom had one of these wrapped around her arm, in africa, after picking up a load of laundry in her arms...
jcfbell3001 3 months ago
@jcfbell3001 what happened to your mom after being wrapped by the black mamba?
mikemolate 3 months ago
@mikemolate
she felt like thelaundry was slipping out of hers arms, so she dropped the load, saw the mamba and slooooowly put her arm down even with the ground, and spread her fingers to give it a path and after a minute or so it crawled off...i can't remember if they killed it afterward or not....
jcfbell3001 3 months ago
Talk about the DEVIL himself, I believe that GOD himself is afraid of this snake. And GOD created this snake....
TheEasyOne15 3 months ago
@TheEasyOne15 never hear anything more stupid that this..
goro1919 3 months ago
@goro1919 - Wow a little tight aren't you...? LOL!!! It was a joke...
TheEasyOne15 3 months ago
@TheEasyOne15 What the fuck are you talking about? Where's your proof? There's NOTHING (added emphasis here) GOD can't overcome!
vrahneo 3 months ago
@vrahneo Where's your proof that god even exists?
SBulletproof 3 months ago
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@SBulletproof - Bullet how do we know that GOD do not existsl???
TheEasyOne15 3 months ago
@TheEasyOne15 What a stupid question. It's because there is no proof of his existence. No proof of god = proof that he doesn't exist. So until somebody does come up with proof of some sort, it will remain that way.
SBulletproof 3 months ago
@SBulletproof - Man, you need to lighten up ace... Proof or no proof, this world wasn't created by man... Time for an enema, LOL!!!
TheEasyOne15 3 months ago
@TheEasyOne15 He's a troll. He doesn't realize a simple truth.
Lack of proof is not proof of lack.
Let his omniscience make a fool of him.
OneVoiceMore 2 months ago
@SBulletproof Your argument is flawed. It lacks basis in logic.
There is no proof of black holes. No information CAN escape from them. They therefore do not exist.
You win.
Dork.
OneVoiceMore 3 months ago
@OneVoiceMore Your comment is flawed. There is proof of black holes.
SBulletproof 3 months ago
@SBulletproof Provide direct proof. This should be interesting.
OneVoiceMore 2 months ago
@OneVoiceMore - Your words is the reason I have been silent... Nothing says more than silence... Thanks OVM...
TheEasyOne15 2 months ago
@SBulletproof You made self-contradictory claims.
You claim he doesn't exist.....until it's proven he does. You're ridiculous.
He either exists or he doesn't. He doesn't wink into existence the moment you accept the evidence of him.
You started with a premise, a BELIEF system. You went overboard trying to sound logical, and got caught out of your depth.
I'll be happy to educate you as you evolve.
OneVoiceMore 2 months ago
@SBulletproof Save your breath. You're completely predictable.
Your premise is, "Nothing exists until we prove it exists."
Foolish thing to say.
OneVoiceMore 2 months ago
@OneVoiceMore Proof: Event Horizons. You clearly do not know what you're talking about. If something exists it must have provided proof of existence. Give me an example of something that exists that has no proof of its existence.
SBulletproof 2 months ago
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@SBulletproof Sorry, I missed your blather in my YouTube absence.
Your premise is flawed, based on simple definitions of terms.
But here's an easy example: the content of dreams. There's no evidence of WHAT a person dreams beyond eyewitness testimony, and the commonality of the experience. It is ANECDOTAL, but not evidence, nor proof.
But let's give your 'vast intellect' a workout.
Prove 'existence' exists beyond neurological impulses that we INTERPRET as existence.
Have at it.
OneVoiceMore 1 month ago
@SBulletproof Look, I don't want this to turn into some argument about religion. I was just asking EasyOne whether he/she had proof that GOD Himself is afraid of the Black Mamba. Is all. Don't have to get your panties in a twist. Even if I did tell you my proof, you're just gonna dismiss it, so why should I waste my time?
vrahneo 3 months ago
@vrahneo Because I could use a good laugh.
SBulletproof 3 months ago
@vrahneo - Dude, it was a joke... Even GOD got this joke... If GOD created all creatures of the earth why not the BLACK MAMBA??? Lighten up... Relax... have a drink...
TheEasyOne15 3 months ago
@TheEasyOne15 Sorry, but I didn't find it funny at all. And while I agree we shouldn't treat everything so seriously, there're some things that I think shouldn't be taken so lightly. But I get that you're just putting your opinion out there. Let's give this a rest, yeah?
vrahneo 3 months ago
@vrahneo - You need to lighten up. GOD as far as I know created all things that we enjoy. You know the story of how the serpent (A Snake) got Adam to bite the apple that cause the world a mountain of sin and etc., If it is true, and GOD did cast Satan out of the heavens, then you should have seen the joke that I was making... If I offended you, I apologize... I was just throwing a biblical joke out there about this snake...
TheEasyOne15 3 months ago
da boss!
HiddenBlackHistory 3 months ago
i love the narrator. he's rediculous
thiswebsitehatesme 3 months ago
@movieshop1000 yeaaaaahhhh you're right.....:(
Zumerjud 3 months ago
Goddamned i was looking forward to some, Bush Squirrel Baby Eating Action.
Kranda123 3 months ago 17
I like the commentator :D
JosephKrammer 3 months ago
depressive! tralala la lala lala...
Marsell88 3 months ago
Shitty narrator
MoHaaaK 3 months ago
this narrator really ruins this
indyo7 3 months ago
are you serious?! those rhinos run away from this?! damn black mamba.
biozastron 3 months ago
@biozastron Damn nature, you scary! lol
Black8035 3 months ago
I didn't appreciate your discretion, show the snake eating the mice.
unicornrag1 3 months ago
Aw! How CUTE!!!!!! And, what a touching story!!!!
font21 3 months ago
Mga tao tlga puro reklamo. Tsk
trame0227 3 months ago
This narrator is like having Andy Rooney hosting a NatGeo video.........
" Why is it that the Black Mamba called a Mamba. Doesn't sound so menacing to me...Why not Black Mouthed Cobra...seems to tell the story".......
YUCK!!!!
P0V3RTY09 3 months ago
The narrator doesn't have to be super serious or too 'spooky' sounding but this is just insipid. He might as well be advertising a commercial for Chuck E Cheese's ball pen.
dcangemi 3 months ago
squirrl is gonna win cuz of squaids...
THEamericanPIE303 3 months ago
Wow 14 ft? Quite a specimen. Not sure why everyone whines so much about the narrator, who cares if he's corny? The man is getting the facts across.
theyspar 3 months ago
Why is everyone bitching about the narrator? I think he's fine. What really bugged me was that they didn't show the whole video.
cornking6 3 months ago
Fuaaark how can u take his voice seriously, he sounds like the same guy
out of those shows where its like the top ten shop break ins or the top 10 cop
chases, so fuckin aggravating...
tszue 3 months ago
fucking narrator, i fucking hate him. he just so totally ruins it. "if you've seen enough nature documentaries" WHAT THE FUCK! THIS IS NOT A DOCUMENTARY!! I'VE SEEN PLENTY OF GOOD DOCUMENTARIES WHERE THEY DO JUST THAT, DOCUMENT!!!! NOT XXXX VS YYYY FFS!!!! fuck you, fuck you with cactus.
dattebenforcer 3 months ago
love this narrator
cavad 3 months ago
man, i love this narator, no irony!
i love this rather sloppy yet still informative way!
sidremus 3 months ago 2
@Darknessinpit57 it does actually ha
jasonconnolly1996 3 months ago
it so sad, the mother couldnt do anything about it
Zumerjud 3 months ago
@Zumerjud hey, thats nature!
movieshop1000 3 months ago
Dear Nat Geo,
Everyone hates this narrator, get rid of the moron
spoddie 3 months ago
I hate this comical narrator so much. Why can't NatGeo get a respectable narrator who doesn't turn documentaries into a joke?
fitzgibbon01 3 months ago 64
@fitzgibbon01 they dont make they script they say whats given
philly19123 3 months ago
@fitzgibbon01 well too bad for u ...some of us actually like the narrator ...keeps things interesting without being super serious and overspooky.
wallnutsy 3 months ago
@wallnutsy agree..! people complain about everything nowadays..
asabovesobelow90 3 months ago
@fitzgibbon01 dude you need to jerk off lol
cordfluidnevoie 3 months ago
@fitzgibbon01
Because it makes it more enjoyable for children who want to learn. If this is all NatGeo was producing, then it might be a problem. But this is one only one type of segment in their entire library.
So chill out.
HeavyJunction 3 months ago
@fitzgibbon01 nothing wrong with having a little fun with your work
Tevin297 3 months ago
@fitzgibbon01
i don't agree i love this narrator and the way he talks
dark2bone 3 months ago
@fitzgibbon01 he has a good voice thats why
youdevil6 3 months ago
@fitzgibbon01 for real
WorldOfBloodcraft 3 months ago
@fitzgibbon01 yeah, a British one too.
hgsalot 3 months ago
Chuck Norris can do the same with his dick .
TheTargetPiercer 3 months ago 2
1:32 The Squiwwel vs Mamba
pepsi89 3 months ago
@pepsi89 Fight!
Black8035 3 months ago
Type Black Mamba on PornHub
mesie2006 3 months ago
@mesie2006 challange accapted!
DeMishMIsh 3 months ago
My mom as a fear of snakes. Show her this and I guarantee you shell faint
MrKhody 3 months ago
so this is why Kobe chose the black mamba as his nickname
presidential2OIO 3 months ago
The truth is, everyone wanted to see the black mamba eat the baby squirrels.
Mutantgamer 3 months ago 3
Lmao the rush hour comment ...
EkSajan 3 months ago
You know, you'd think after so many comments against the narrator, NatGeo would get the hint that they need a new one.
IAmJeebus 3 months ago 2
The honey badger does not give a shit.
fifafreak310258 3 months ago
I think they're cool looking with the black inside mouth. Snakes are so interesting.
RobbytheLion 3 months ago 12
black mamba vs black mamba (the bride) :O
weRaussies 3 months ago
Black Mamba V.S Bill
mmmanny123 3 months ago
how the hell did they get the camera into the squirrel's nest?
leonghk12 3 months ago
@leonghk12 a mini camera? DUH
weRaussies 3 months ago
Black Mamba vs Honey Badger
CoolCuz223 3 months ago
black mamba vs. black mamba (kobe bryant). Whos the REAL black mamba? o.O
MyCommodities 3 months ago
Black Mamba Vs. The World, sequal to Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Beasty1245 3 months ago
Black Mamba VS chuck norris :)))
LekoPictures 3 months ago
The narrator was actually kinda funny.
XJbLIVEfilmsX 3 months ago
Black Mamba vs. The World
Winner: The Narrator
hkim927 3 months ago
AWESOME =D!!!!!
UmbreonFromTheShadow 3 months ago
Kobe is that you??
str8sushi 3 months ago
Haha at first glance I thought this was a video about Kobe...
elogan24 3 months ago
Ah, the cycle of life.
radtech21 3 months ago
Haha tjis narrator is awesome
mrdcfan1996 3 months ago
KOBE BRYANT >=D!!!!
Loyal2law 3 months ago
hate this narrator.
laskolasko 3 months ago
last line: just be glad you'll probably never encounter one of these elusive snakes. yeah. riiiiight. when I went to africa, I almost stepped on one. and I also couldn't see a BOOMSLANG in a tree even though everyone else could. apparently I put my face about 6 inches away from its face.
warofthewalruses 3 months ago
@warofthewalruses maybe snakes just love you
Priest007 3 months ago
@Priest007 oh yeah. AND I was almos bitten by two cobras a snake charmer had in India.
warofthewalruses 3 months ago
keep it away :(
AmerAlwaked 3 months ago
a mamba bite can get through rhino hide..?
togepreee 3 months ago
@togepreee It must be able to bite through their hides, other wise the rhinos would not have learned to avoid the mamba. Look up operant conditioning for the reasoning behind this if you're interested.
Onionboy32 3 months ago
someone pass on this video to randall :-P
bprasann11 3 months ago
Yeah, the narrator is too funny and young fun sounding, he should have a deep raspy voice like some old guy that's been in the jungle his whole life but also a super wise scientist but sort of crazy like the ol' doctor from Jurassic Park. LoL
180DegreeMason 3 months ago
The black momba is the best animal to think of for an assassin
shadowds5 3 months ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE
ShaneM686 3 months ago
Why's Kobe on National Geo?
mraznmanandy 3 months ago 38
Quit hating on the narrator he's f'in awesome
brownbear696969 3 months ago 2
Beatrix Kiddo
MrDanRoyale 3 months ago
Black Mamba vs Brian Boitano
lynnsbomb 3 months ago
No need for discretion!
farvision 3 months ago
The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. - Elle Driver
jarvisel 3 months ago
Black Momba vs. Honey Badger!
sumdirtymexicanguy 3 months ago
Black Mamba vs. Justin Bieber
x3iDREAM 3 months ago
black mama vs. chuck norris
tobolman2nd 3 months ago
Black Mamba vs. Regis Philbin
hallster101 3 months ago
the title should be kobe bryant vs the world
you get it?
yea i get it
hoopjamball 3 months ago
Black Mamba vs. The Crazy 88
QuiGon8868 3 months ago
chuck norris can wear a black mamba as a necklace
BeanTownKid97 3 months ago
Kobe sucks.
sch001b0y 3 months ago
did not enjoy the discretion, i wanted to see it catch and eat 'em!!!!!
jcc2150 3 months ago
one of god's beautiful creatures !!!
djmagiz 3 months ago
For once, I'd like to see the squirrel/mouse kill the snake.
supernova901 3 months ago
KILL THEM ALLLLLLL !!!
pepeelyuma 3 months ago
asshole commentator!!!!!!!
d3ql 3 months ago
So much for protecting her young lol.
BIazBlue 3 months ago
Kobe!
whitecenter220 3 months ago 2
honey badger wont give a fuck
ruin781 3 months ago
Black Mamba vs, the narrator
bobmaxiao 3 months ago 71
@bobmaxiao
The Narrator is the ideal predator!
ronniegranillo 3 months ago
this guy voice doesnt fit the video like other 1's do
pie1689 3 months ago
Honey Badger vs. Black Mamba!
steve2daE 3 months ago
Boss!
rmsolympic1 3 months ago
The Black Mamba reminds me of a King Cobra.
moviemagic8011 3 months ago
One time I went to my aunt Cindy Jahn's apartment. There, they had a room full of cages of venomous snakes, 98 in all. Cobras, black mambas, rattlers, gila monsters, you name it. The cages hinged at the front and they would open the cage to feed the snake a baby mouse. I got the creeps and got the hell out of there quickly. They even had rattlers in tupperware on the floor in the bedroom. They were advertising the snakes on the internet and they got busted lol.
sketchyj 3 months ago
Awesome snake.
cscdigitalgraphics 3 months ago
i never understood why they called kobe this? now i know! haha
g00diegood 3 months ago
KOBE SUCKS, CELTICS!
helloimclaudio 3 months ago
Why do you edit and moderate these like this? Is a snakes strike bad for child development or something?...its nature.
This seems so high school...
Altho better then the recent reality tv trash...
knoose 3 months ago
@knoose judging by the narrator's over-emotive voice, i'm sure they target videos with this narrator specifically toward children. NG doesn't really censor anything with a more mature sounding narrator
schmidtbag 3 months ago 3
@schmidtbag Well they certainly used to when nature was seen for what it is within its purity of beauty form.
But yes your mostly right. Although most TV now considers the average Americana "dumbed down" I guess with all the garbage reality tv...
knoose 3 months ago
yikes.
likeminas 3 months ago
I wish they showed the chomping baby squirrels shot, but since they're cute, youtube would be in an uproar
weezcake 3 months ago
Mongoose vs. Black Mamba!
532131 3 months ago 31