Penetrating Teenage Girls' Brains

[waffledude111111]

justin bieber confirms paris is the world's romantic place? who the fuck is she to confirm anything

[Limeni92]

amazing,simply amazing..... i really enjoy this show. :D

[CorruptedMotives]

How could so many people dislike this video.. seriously

[HillbillyMykle]

MAIDEN!!!

[XZDrake]

I apologize on behalf of Stratford, and the entire nation of Canada for not banishing him to the woods.

[FenderShredder94]

I was way too distracted by the drawing in the background...

[PWDwarrior]

lifes not worth living anymore

[lkjhgfddfd]

I let some girls call me Tom tom 'cause they're fucking hot.

[miesrah12]

I want to replace every single magazine and poster in every teenage girl's room who reads this crap with fucking National Geographic, Science, Nature, and other intelligent and culturally relevant texts. Who is with me to purge the youth of today's generation!?

[MandiLuvsVideos]

@miesrah12 I'm already into all that stuff and I'm a 16 year old girl. But I guess stupidity only consists in the form of teenage girls, no other ages are ridiculous, crazy or just stupid and I guess ALL teenage girls are like this. -_- (Oh and why doesn't anyone ever look at the parents, the youth of today's generation didn't pop out the womb and raise itself, there's a root to this problem and it may very well be those in your age group.)

[miesrah12]

@MandiLuvsVideos where did i say in my comment that made me focuses on all teenage girls. Besides you don't see other groups (for the most part) liking this stuff or going to Justin Bebier's or Big Time Rush's concerts now do you? and that is what i meant by "purging the youth of today's generation" because it is lacking in any for of intellectual culture. Just mass produced shit. Besides, i am a teen guy and i don't always think about football or family guy.

[weardrake]

my parents walked in and the first thing they saw was "penetrating teenage girls".......

[SteelerEagleFan]

16:55 That bit was amazing! I laughed my ass off!

[Awsd69]

553 teenage girls disliked this video

[LessThanJayson]

Fuck this generation of pop culture. When you look deep into it, it's really not as clean as you think.

[ExcutionerZ]

this just proves to me all you have to do is be cute and adorable to get a women lol #AmazingAethist #Awesome

[joshp9690]

I'm officially ashamed of my generation.

[iSammeh]

Kid cudi's song is actually DAY AND NIGHT.. lol..

And If I had a daughter I would let her call me booboo as a child. Sheesh. lmao

[werebee]

Should have burned it.

[TheCreatorOf4]

"I don't have an intro yet because all the ones you suggested sucked."

I like this guy.

Subscribed.

[WISE2BE]

the drawing looks like a rute of and onion pulled like a carrot from the animals crap

[bigfatowen]

Penetrating Teenage Girl- *Spams Open Button*

[sunflowernoo]

Sooo hilarious TJ! I don't know how many times I've watched this. I can't believe that i was into those crazy magazines back in the day, (early 80s). I started off going through a Van Halen phase, then Duran Duran & The Smiths. But even then musicians who were considered corny back then had more substance than the ones today.

[Kornonapiska]

I think TAA did voice over for Fred in Scooby Doo :)

[OraHD]

Tell me TJ. Why aren't you my teacher yet?

[Ultravenom1]

lose the brain part of this video and this would be banned off of YouTube.

[MooneySquared]

I LOVE how you slowly throughout the advancement of the video you become louder and more enraged.

[bowenmcconnie]

AMAZING KING!!! I AM THE CUNT YOU hAVE BEEN WAITING ALL YOUR LIFE FOR!!! A PUSSY THAT IS SO fuckin HOT FOR YOU AND DYING FOR YOUR MANHOOD THAT I"M BLEEDING AGONY ON YOUR ACCOUNT!!! I NEED IT NOW!!!!!! SALLY (666)

[bowenmcconnie]

I AM SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKED!!! I AM ABOUT TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST WITH LOVE FOR MY KING (TheAmazingAtheist or whatever,all names and language has lost meaning and relevance completely), FUCK ME NOW!!! I AMPURE ALL POWERFUL AND FUCKIN COMPLETE AGONIZING LOVE!!!!!!!!! SALLY

[ArchersBowHaveBroken]

I personally enjoyed your toe stubbing story...

[itsVyfi]

13,337th like : D

[locomason]

I think he likes the magazine.

[locomason]

TURN IN YOUR BALLS!!!

[ThePublicIsInsane]

Yay portal references!

[h2inuyasha2]

Aids and pancakes, lol.

[ProbablyDemented]

anyone else got the scientology ad before the video started?

[MrScienceNut]

@ProbablyDemented No, but im getting it the whole way through at the side.

[meemememeemee]

@ProbablyDemented The adverts that show on youtube vids are only relevant to you. They are determined by and related to what you have been recently searching for or looking at recently on google.

[ghettolamp]

his favourite breakfast is a hardy helping of cock sandwich

[XIXColemanXIX]

justin beiber, listens to cudi? I rather have not known that.....

[SnakeBiteHearrt]

"Where's the buff? He's a scrawny little bitch" LOL OMG I ALMOST DIED! xD

[TheKratnoff]

its day n nite t(-_-t)

[whitstable11]

Well it would seem TJ's horiscope came true, assuming that he was friends with that banana and coffee.

[rad4life1]

Justin likes cake hum? Well, that should be easy for ol' Captain Hook.

[whatulookingat]

Brilliant. Fuckin' hilarious ending.

[louisuniverse]

seriously.... is the stumping your toe story real? i'd like to know..

[ghettolamp]

@louisuniverse I was thinking the same thing....

[SazVlogs]

Read his board.

"solve world hunger, eat the hungry".

[WJValente]

"The number of the BEAST!" lol

[M1O71]

I find it highly amusing that you reviewed a magazine about Bieber.

[TrinityMediaWorks]

WHAT MARKED AS AN EQUAL???!?!

You have clearly never read the series 6 times as i have, because if you had you would know that Lord Voldemort had every intention of killing harry potter that night. But no! Your a big fat stupid motherfucker and if you actually contributed anything to society you wouldn't be sitting on your fat ass all day shit talking people immensely more popular and socially powerful then yourself. But hey i understand. I had a drinking father too. ASSHOLE CYNIC!

[pllome]

@TrinityMediaWorks are you really telling someone they sit on there fat ass all day, while on the internet while more than likely sitting down yourself.....

[TrinityMediaWorks]

the keywords here are all and day

TJ is a leach that makes money from spewing what should be common views to stupid fucks such as yourself.

[TrinityMediaWorks]

¯\(ºдಠ)/¯

forgot the trollface, my bad >.<

[TheAstonM12]

...He's a Yankees fan? That's it, get yer bats; let's beat his head in. And Derek Jeter.

[mrselfdestruct23]

I drew an octopus on my nutsack last night

[THExEPICxTURTLE]

Fucking kill beiber! DO IT NOW!

[illtakeit1]

lemon tea snapple is better than sprite anyways...

[RsPrivateServerPker]

Right when you said favorite sub and thumb i did it

[RsPrivateServerPker]

He is obviously just jealous of justin.

Obvious troll is obvious

[Schoening91]

Awesome intro xD ahahaha

[Rubybookify]

This magazine makes me ashamed to be a teenage girl.

[AlexH794]

@Rubybookify tits or GTFO

[ExamineTheHorizon]

6:25 Epic :P

[LordoKarnage]

Legalize rape.

[7589g8e4444he4]

@LordoKarnage Why? It's so easy to get away with it!

[YTAntiTheist]

@LordoKarnage if a virgin girl is raped, she has to marry her rapist (according to the bible) but in America, we don't allow rape. and they say this is a "christian" nation

[OddjobTrifelyn]

@YTAntiTheist Get the fuck out of here, the Bible says that!? Can you please tell me what verse that is?

[YTAntiTheist]

@OddjobTrifelyn Deuteronomy 22:28-29

King James Version (KJV) 28If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

[GranfaloonIncarnate]

@OddjobTrifelyn Someone got told. :D

[OddjobTrifelyn]

@GranfaloonIncarnate no dude I wasn't trying to argue with him, i was asking that because I needed more ammo to ward off Christians. I guess cause you couldn't hear my tone of voice, it sounded like I was literally telling him to get the fuck out of here. :D

[InsanityComplex1]

I couldn't afford to get drunk last night.

[DJSRF]

Lmao the ending is priceless :P

[buzzy0016]

More like penetrating her fucking vagina.

[TibiaOTarena]

I always knew Justin Bieber was really girly BUT NOT THIS girly! Omg this is almost creepy :/

[fabaum22]

This is the worse piece of reading I recall seeing for a long, looong time.

[lsynno]

Hey you should have recycled you asshole

[lsynno]

For god sake TAA write a newspaper column

[sptfgpn]

did he buy the magazine?

[HITMANNoble666]

6...6...6... THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!

[zztoprules1]

@HITMANNoble666 up the IRONS!!!!!!!!!!

[withnonamemarketing]

20:43 The ending is the best part

[Franc100101]

Thumps up for the portal reference

[BAMFreeman]

2+2 Actually is 5... In base 8.

[Roothage]

@BAMFreeman ...no... it's not... it's still 4

[BAMFreeman]

@Roothage I just realized my error... I was thinking of 2+2=10 in base 4.... I was tired.

[dylanhellems]

Funniest video I have ever seen in my life

[rodrigodet]

Ok there is a much more important subject in here, WHO THE FUCK STILL BUYS MAGAZINES?

[HellfireScorpio]

Lol but toy story is awesome, you can't knock him for that! XD Little Hannah in toy story is so cute <3 and yeah I am a teenage guy.

[MissPraecipua]

Laughed so hard! Hilarious video!

[n7275]

Eayggs

[TheRagteddy]

the silly string part made rofl xD

[okamichamploo]

but don`t you know... the cake.. is a LIE!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

I think Justin Bieber was a failed Aperture Science Experiment

[okamichamploo]

You should be the new head editor of that magazine and all girls magazines from now on.

Humanity would improve drastically.

[TheInsightfulAtheist]

justin beiber is JESUS

[TharosTheDragon]

I'm 5 minutes in and so far this isn't entertaining. Should I watch the rest? Does it get better?

[BunrakukenIII]

Why am I not watching Make it or Break it?

[logosloki]

@BunrakukenIII yes, why aren't you?

[Unnamed0909]

2+2 does indeed equal 5.

[vilifiler]

This video would have a lot more views if he removed 'Brains' from the title.

[kn0ckingIN]

Nice Portal reference.

[MyMidnightThunder]

Teenage girl likes you :)

[BlackMetalWorld]

@MyMidnightThunder my god, a sane teenage girl on the internet??? MIND BLOWN!!

[MyMidnightThunder]

@BlackMetalWorld We are a dying breed.

[HonestGamersReviews]

@MyMidnightThunder Lmaoo, you remind me of my friend. xD

[MyMidnightThunder]

@HonestGamersReviews Haha, I hope that you like your friend! :)

[BlackMetalWorld]

@MyMidnightThunder maybe, but alteast you can be assured that you are infact fucking awesome.

[MyMidnightThunder]

@BlackMetalWorld Thanks! :D I'm sure you're awesome too. In fact, your username makes me pretty sure that you're awesome.

[BlackMetalWorld]

@MyMidnightThunder *sunglasses off* ...a girl who listens to black metal? Anyone, built this women a monument! haha :D

[MyMidnightThunder]

@BlackMetalWorld Haha! You're sweet :P I wish I met people like you offline. Everyone else just thinks I'm a fucking psycho (which is pretty justified). But seriously, the only band on my MP3 close to black metal is Cradle Of Filth. :D

[BlackMetalWorld]

@MyMidnightThunder thx :D same goes for me :P actually I got started with crade haha^^

[MyMidnightThunder]

@BlackMetalWorld You don't happen to have a Twitter account, do you?

[BlackMetalWorld]

@MyMidnightThunder I do :) but i dont use it that much xD

[MyMidnightThunder]

@BlackMetalWorld Blegh why? Lol, don't answer that :P

[BlackMetalWorld]

@MyMidnightThunder kinda lazy haha^^ but find me under EvilHippiePunk ;)

[bentheunicorn]

Wait... why do you have this magazine?!

[alexia513]

I can tell you're a smart and we do seemingly share the same views, however you express yourself in a crude (and far too loud) way and to be honest I think you generalise too much.

[jgg87]

@alexia513 Being loud is exactly one of the things that make him fun to watch!

[TheLadyOfG]

also a koala is not a bear but a marsupial!

[givemearandomnamenow]

I bought some cans of Sprite from the store today. The first thing I thought about when I was considering buying them was about Justin Bieber, because I knew that it was his favorite soda from watching this video some time ago. That's about as much social and cultural relevance as Justin Bieber makes.

[lmbwb333]

TJ PLAYS PORTAL AND MAKES REFERENCES TO IT! OH MY GOD!

[xLivexLovexGlambert]

When you make a mistake and don't regret it, it's because you learned from it and moved on.

[Fedormandias]

Eggs... And pancakes? Together? I will never look at Justin Bieber the same way...

[bonkuraysan]

@Fedormandias what... no sausage :P

[Ebvardh]

"So, I'm reading J-14 Magazine!"

… Why?

[buuski]

@Ebvardh

so he can make fun of it in a video.

that you are watching right now.

duh.

[Ebvardh]

@buuski You sure? Because it seems like he initially just picked up the magazine first and started bashing it later.

[kurtanglerocks555]

2:40 why u dressing like a normal person u suppose to be dressed as a SLUT lol fave bit

[kurtanglerocks555]

taylors dad > taylor from twilight

[joujou264]

TJ, if you can't be the President of USA. You should at least be the President of The Justin Bieber Haters, it would be a honor to work under your command.

[gio777ist]

I LOVE ALL JUSTIN BIEBER HATERS

[cooldude1669]

I legit laughed for 20 minutes. This dude is too damn funny.

[NevruzNebo]

have you guys noticed all these magazines talk about is boyfriend, girlfriend, crush, and other stuff like that? Just making all of the girls slits

[whiskerlesswalrus]

Justin Fun Fact-For fun he spends time with his Grandmom and Grandpa and masturbates in their shower because they are hard of hearing!

[whiskerlesswalrus]

Justin Fun Fact-Yes Paris is a great place for a date-with big black guys!

[HollyNuclearCupcake]

I read this magazine sometimes in the store just to laugh at how pathetic it is and I'm 17. Lol

[doombybbr]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! lol

[doombybbr]

they got the hair wrong: left is correct.

[RandomDrone79]

@doombybbr nuh uh. the right is the right one, that's why it's on the right. 

[SuperFlameRing]

We're heading for an extreme matriarchy.

Thank you, Justin Bieber.

[WhackaMack]

I haven't been entertained by youtube videos like this in a long time. This is great. Thank you. You're my hero.

[ambarigreyson3000]

justin isn a genius hes just another pop icon star the media can shove down our throats....im 14 now i bet when im 20 he will be so unfamous

[Chafferccino]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[BlueRise85]

if celebrites were so normal, they wouldn't be in fucking magazines, now would they?

[JourneyRehp]

15:45 MY HEART WAS BEATING A MILE A MINUTE!!!!!

[JustJennOfficial]

@JourneyRehp hahah actually I'm a lesbian... I don't think that people should get offended by words like 'gay' or 'fag'. When my friends use them I don't get offended just because society tells me I should be =]

[SandierBear002]

@JustJennOfficial You're proof that people under the age of 18 should not be allowed on the internet.

[JustJennOfficial]

I'm a 15 year old girl and this video pretty much describes all the chicks who go to my school.

They're drooling over some fag like justin bieber while I'm looking for the deeper meaning behind Marilyn Manson lyrics... hahah videos like these keep me from going insane xD

[JourneyRehp]

@JustJennOfficial i dont like justin either. at all. but that doesnt mean hes a fag or faggot. wanna know how that name came to mean "gay"? the term faggot means a bundle of sticks. in the olden times, they would gather a bunch of gays together, tie them up, and burn them all at the same time. think before you talk, or type.

[CookiemonsterHarvi]

@JustJennOfficial WOW!!!1 A GIRL WHO ISNT A BELIEBER??!1 OMFG UR SO EDGY AND DIFFERENT TO ALL DEM OTHER GIRLS AT SKOOL LETS ALL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU NOW!!!!! XDDDDD ROFL

[CreeprThaReaper]

@JustJennOfficial cool story. needs more dragons though

[Ron900123]

xD this is funny shit man....

[harrypotterdork97]

WHAT?!?!?!? eggs AND pancakes?!?!?!

[ProperBodged]

TJ, you've just basically read my mind about the issues mentioned. O.o

[CursedZebra]

This guy... is an idiot. A TOTAL... idiot...

[TehDeminz]

@CursedZebra 0/10

[WhileIGotTheseVices]

So... This video doesn't tell us how to make a girl think about having sex with you?

[shihtzupup98]

Ok. This was the funniest video I have ever seen in my entire life. Thank you, thank you for just being alive.

[kjanco7]

I miss these videos on these magazines. Perhaps doing this again, but on magazines like Cosmo and Seventeen instead, would be hilarious.

[MajorSamsquamch]

Maybe bowling's what made Roman Bellic a ladies' man :P

[UniversalPotentate]

1st - I actually couldn't get through this whole video. I made it 14 minutes and had to stop.

2nd - Solve world Hunger. Eat the Hungry. Priceless.

3rd - You really want to fuck/get fucked by Justin Bieber, don't you? ... Pedophile

[kilulafo]

@UniversalPotentate Are you sure you posted that comment on the right video?

[UniversalPotentate]

@kilulafo Yes. Yes I'm sure. Pay closer attention to the content. Thanks!

[kilulafo]

@UniversalPotentate Ok, to address your 1st point: Why did you only make it through 14 minutes?

To address the other 2: How are they relevant?

[UniversalPotentate]

@kilulafo Having picked through your other comments, you're clearly a Bieber fan. I'm going to put down "Snarky Bastard" and pick up "Blind-Question-Answerer" for a whole response.

1. After 14 minutes of berating Justin Bieber and J14 mag, it got too repetitive to be funny.

2. Comment 2 is relevant because of the board behind TJ. Comment 3 is relevant because I'm pointing out a potential cause TJ's angst over Bieber (latent sexual attraction)

This ends this segment of "Captain Obvious!"

[kilulafo]

@UniversalPotentate What other comments? I may have at some point said that Bieber haters are only little stupider than beliebers. Where have you found any comments of mine? You know what? Fuck it. You're probably trolling anyway, and even if not, I will not benefit from responding to you. So fuck you and fuck your retarded comments. Fuck your stalking of my comments.

[UniversalPotentate]

@kilulafo So you contact me with stupid questions and I'm trolling you. You don't know how YouTube works so I'm stalking you. You realize responding to me holds no benefit so you do it. You don't comprehend my comments because you didn't fully absorb the content of TJ's video and my comments are retarded.

Now that I've pointed out your epic hypocrisy, I will do you the service of not responding to anything further you say because that will benefit YOU.

I'm generous like that.

[Emlis16]

WHAT? That little FUCK was in Australia! Even ONCE?

I'm leaving...fuck it.

[Johnmorrisbeck]

TJ IF YOU KEEP USING THE WORD "CUNT" I CAN'T POST YOUR SHIT ON MY FACEBOOK!

[duh1177]

@Johnmorrisbeck Deal with it. Or tell other people to deal with it.

[ohiogrinder]

@Johnmorrisbeck must have a lot of hypersensitive feminazis on your profile.