Penn & Teller BS: Holier Than Thou pt 1/3

[Arbiterofjustice]

When I saw Christopher Hitches, I was like "fuck yeah, Hitchens ftw"

[thelittlesagg2]

Play Team Fortress 2. It is violent, but it is very cartoony.

[sagar246246]

R.I.P Hitchens. we did lost a great man

[SigurdHeathen]

I had to pause the video at 'Michael Moore's ham sandwich' so I could get all the laughs out.

[TheThunderduck]

I have seen an article where Penn was asked why they don't takle Islam. His response "Because we have families". The producers told them Islam is off limits because Muslims kill people who point out the Bullshit in thier religion.

[gredangeo]

@TheThunderduck That sucks, they should do an episode on them. Enough for a two-parter I say. :)

[TheGreatRL]

Nice try Penn. Michael Godeau is one of the producers.

[Smokeheefer]

@TheGreatRL that's the joke

[louidoggify]

Mahatma doesn't mean great sage. Baba is the sanskrit word for sage.Maha= Great, Atma = God Soul, or super soul. So then he is a "Great Soul". Penn and Teller, that's TOTAL BULLSHIT!

[sagar246246]

@louidoggify dude those things are interchangeable in the hindi language.

[RammsteinXgta]

i like it when that Indian guy said "niggers" just slipped outta his mouth. it was funny cause alot of people don't like the word itself which i don't understand. i see saying something like that is in my mind as the context of its usage. calling someone a nigger out of hatred is not good.

[KapStuf]

So that's what Bill Donohue looks like. I was expecting someone...gayer.

Can't think why.

[tokiswartooths]

@KapStuf I'm waiting for Jesus to show up behind him and throw a predator spinning blade at him and slice him in half. And then put on sunglasses.

[AldoChinen1975]

the blond girl is so hot! she can think whatever she likes, I dont care !

[benedictdegwyn]

is that.. is that a Buddha behind Hitch in his apartment? aww rock on... sadly missed.

[MrPROJECTBLUE]

R.I.P Christopher Hitchens

[col50]

Hitchens > God

[tu7s]

Hitchens died the 15th december, 2011 - RIP!

[Sexualwendigo]

@tu7s sad.

[NormacHC]

I knew the moment I heard the words mother Theresa coming out of penn's mouth that hitch would be making an appearance.

[elfmotat]

RIP Chris Hitchens.

[mystic81006]

FILTHY MOUTHS,HORRID FILTH.

[SlothsILike]

@mystic81006

"filth... is that your word for "i don't agree with what they're saying and how they're saying it"?

[mystic81006]

@SlothsILike Yes and no,I dont mind what they are saying,what they are saying is fine,The words they chose to use are what is in question as the curse words,I am a family man with kids listing and my wife,we dont need to hear this man with his filthy mouth,he just lost a listener.

[SlothsILike]

@mystic81006

Well yeah their language is kinda disgusting but that's what this show is about. I remember them talking about their target audience with this... lets say it nice: it's not people who like to hear analytical presentations of arguments.

But to be honest in my opinion it's still one of the better shows on TV. At least it has some interesting things to learn. (Wouldn't like my kids to learn this stuff this way either so i can understand you)

[psycho81212]

@SlothsILike that, and the swearing is there for legal reasons. They can't call anyone a "fraud" or "quack" otherwise they'd be sued for slander. Just like how in the multi-level marketing episode they couldn't use the word "pyramid scheme" to describe multi-level marketing.

[Darkgalahad]

@mystic81006 Watch the very first episode, they explain why to use that language. If they call you a scam you can sue them, if they call you an ass hole you cant. Dont ask me why its how justice works. Thats the only thing behind that.

[mystic81006]

@Darkgalahad lol,right,ill try to find there first video for kicks,thanks.

[CrazyGrapefruit]

As Gandhi became more traveled and got on in his years, he admitted a lot of his own hypocrisies. A lot of his quotes and philosophies, especially from his later life, are universally inclusive to all races and religions.

Initially his self-appointed mission was just about uniting the people and faiths of India, but he talked about craving a lasting world peace more and more before his assassination.

[ghostframer]

Where does that idiot Donohue think the "rich" Duvaliers got the money they gave to Mother Teresa? From the poor of course of Haiti, of course.

[Humberto4790]

I miss Hitchens already.

[gfdadefuin]

@Humberto4790 me too...

[Albukhshi]

@Humberto4790

who in his right mind doesn't? agree with him or not, he was a hell of a character, and worth everyone's respect. he will be sorely missed.

[Yahweigh]

HITCHSLAP

[JesusKrispies]

Hitch hasn't even been dead 24 hours, and I already miss the hell out of him.

[3234718]

Bill Donohue=douchebag

[Bluegomu]

Mother Teresea is the most revered person in India besides Mahatma Ghandi? Fuck has that guy ever even been to India? Why doesn't he ask a real indian fucking christians sometimes they make me feel sick,

[Tigerpaws9097826]

I don't find the critique of Mother Teresa here too convincing. It seems that Penn & Teller's complaint is that she took money gained by illicit means (at least sometimes unknowingly), and used it to help the wrong impoverished people (Indians rather than Haitians); while I'd like to see justice for the Haitians as much as P&T, I don't think this argument holds water. It sounds like the review of Gandhi may have more substance; I'm looking forward to seeing part 2.

[NeilSonOfNorbert]

to be fair Ghandi never claimed to be Mahatma, others said that of him.

[Noidzar]

The vatican isn't loaded with money, why do people still think that?

[mike112769]

@Noidzar Oh get real.

[CaptainNtheGM]

@Noidzar How could it possibly not be.

[mswinditup]

Fat arrogant idiotic foul-mouthed angry atheist moron with no concrete proof of anything he babbles about...why don't you stick with goofy magic trick shticks or whatever and stop trying to be someone who tries to sound like he knows what he's talking about....uh cuz ya don't...and you're loud and annoying. How the hell did I get here anyway.

[ericgustafson81]

@mswinditup Please, tell us what you think, no sugar coating while you're at it lol

[ThePopeye90]

@ericgustafson81 lol im getting mix signals about how he truelly feels

[mike112769]

@mswinditup Lol your enlightened rebuttal has made me seen the light! Thank you!...NOT. I'll stick with reason and proof instead of religious bigotry and idiocy.

[mswinditup]

Ahhh..but there is BOTH reason AND proof in religious belief.....

It has been widely documented that atheists, on their deathbed, cry out for God save them.

So betting on that alone...I'll stick with believing.

[TheDragonrage25]

@mswinditup probably closet believers trying to fit in with the rational, intelligent, and scientific atheist.. Sorry not everyone can be a true Atheist.

[MooncalfMagic]

@mswinditup When you say something is widely documented, and ARE NOT just saying that to bolster a flat out lie; you need to cite resources. You won't because you can't. Save your lies for church.

[mswinditup]

@MooncalfMagic As a friend of YouTube, why don't you start by researching these things for yourself in lieu of broadcasting your own ignorance. I don't invest time in arguing the truth with people who dress like a wizard.

[CaptainNtheGM]

@mswinditup All you prove with that, which I have faith is a lie- either by you directly or a tall tale spread by The Church (imagine that) is that most people don't want to die. No great revelation there since wishing to survive and fear of the unknown is why belief began in the first place.

[CaptainNtheGM]

And speaking of bets, the religion runners hedged theirs. People who like getting what they want, pray for it. If amazed by the world around you, and beyond, read Genesis to know EXACTLY how it all came to be. Love your fellow man? Not unless your saved, silly. And of course everyone's personal favorite. Like living forever? Want to float around in euphoric bliss with all your past and present loved ones? Act now and receive a special bonus: You wont burn unceasingly until the end of eternity.

[mswinditup]

@CaptainNtheGM There are so many holes in your comment I simply don't know where to begin....please....if you say you have faith...then examine it, VERY closely.

[Mirovozzrenie100]

@mike112769 I love how Atheists bitch about religion when the video has nothing to fucking do with religion. Atheists never shut the FUCK UP about religion.. Atheists talk about religion more than every goddamn Theist does! You're about as bad as the Evangelicals on TV, you can't sit there with a straight face and tell me you atheists aren't annoying when it comes to this bullshit topic.. Let's be real here for just a minute.

[MooncalfMagic]

@Mirovozzrenie100 It kind of is about religion. Religion is what gave these people their power.

[CaptainNtheGM]

@MooncalfMagic And the episode is called "Holier than Thou." For Christ's sake lol

[Mirovozzrenie100]

@MooncalfMagic No, it's about the PEOPLE involved, that's like equating pope Julius II with Catholicism even though he was a war monger. Lol

[MegaSteadfast]

3:41 Teller dance hahaha

[jamesdragonforce]

The next bullshit should be the nobel peace prize. People like obama get it for no reason.

[mike112769]

@jamesdragonforce Lol Agreed.

[justingreenj2]

@jamesdragonforce What do you mean 'no reason'? He bombed Libya! Wait...

[Wowbagger86]

@jamesdragonforce We found it just as weird over here... guess he won "the lottery" ;)

[XplosivCookie]

@jamesdragonforce It's not for "no reason".

[KapStuf]

@XplosivCookie Remind us what the reason was?

[XplosivCookie]

@KapStuf Well I'm not saying Obama deserved it, but for example our 10th president Martti Ahtisaari well deserved it. He always worked for peace and understanding.

[jamesdragonforce]

@XplosivCookie too bad they canceled it.

[rubberbandman200]

@jamesdragonforce yes there was areason and that is cuz he is BLACK lol

[sagar246246]

@jamesdragonforce and also people like mother teressa

[gredangeo]

@jamesdragonforce Look up Irena Sendler. Basically she help hundreds of Jewish kids from the Nazis. Only rumored to have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007. Wasn't. Who won? Al fucking Gore that's who. For guess what, a speech on Global Warming. Nothing provable that he did anything tangible. Just professing some ideas on preventive measures. Assuming global warming is happening. What bullshit.

*I Don't Wanna Live On This Planet Anymore* -Professor Farnsworth

[ninetaledgundamx]

@jamesdragonforce im black and i agree with that lol

[AsSomedayItMayHappen]

@ninetaledgundamx Nice comment.

[ExtrematronYT]

@jamesdragonforce To be fair, most people who do earn do deserve it. Not to say some people got it for nothing, but Obama really is just the shining example.

[monk22yrs]

mother teresa is in heaven right now, giving blow jobs to our savior, jesus christ.

or else jesus christ, the savior, is giving mother teresa her first multiple orgasisms.

oh ye of little fuckin faith!

[JAB63096]

Get well soon Hitch

[baddadada100]

why does this idiot were nail polish on one finger he should shove that nail polish finger up his buddies ass

[DisappointingPorn]

@baddadada100 You ought to look Penn Jillette up...it's a pretty neat little story (or stories) about that red finger nail

[SeedsOfHatred]

@baddadada100 The nail polish is a memorial for his deceased mother, kiddo. Some people hang a picture or two, some people get tattoos, Penn paints his fingernail.

Does he have your permission to continue doing so?

[crazydragonpuncher]

@baddadada100 PROJECTING!

[CessiCB]

@baddadada100

Way to make yourself look like an asshole. Someone else already explained it to you, so I"m not going to bother.

[raskinman]

Mahatma Gandhi was the biggest lackey of the British and a crook who prevented Indian Independence more earlier than 19 fuckin 47

[keltic185]

HMMMM! For atheists they sure do like flashing the 666 and devil hand sign alot!

[lancelot3054]

chris Hitchens is a genius

[lgarvey1979]

Moore to a ham sandwich. Hahaha

[gussosa]

@razieldumas I completely agree with you. Even the racism and classism in Gandhi are an example of how everyone was back then. Even in Great Britain and the US, those were standard attitudes. That thing about sleeping naked with his nieces is really creepy, but he didn't even touch them as far as we know.

[DesiDito]

Fuck yes Hitchens!

[lowestoftbus]

Love the pic kinda looks like Cameron UK PM :P

[Rabbyadam]

Why do idolize anyone? really.

[LordShivasServant]

"not that KIND of stupid" lmao I forgot how intelligent this show actually was

[supersonicsaiyan1]

"Dear Penn&Teller...FUCK YOU"

*falls over laughing*

lol

[Diabolous3x]

I reckon penn and teller would ahve a real case to sue kevin smith... ;)

[tcmaddox]

That Indian dude caught me off guard when he said Niggers. I laughed at that so hard my stomach hurts

[JoeLaTurkeyIII]

Penn, Teller and Hitchens...for the motherfucking WIN!

[potosinodelcerro12]

@JoeLaTurkeyIII

May Hitchens rest in peace....

[snah240sx]

Inspire people to be kind Hearth and have a moment of devotion a full life is be remember by the good actions even if we did bad we can always become good for a day, we can change that's the beauty of life what once was dead becomes alive the darkest hour is fallow by the sun rise we all have our moments today you can have it too

[snah240sx]

The good of mother Teresa is what inpi

[snah240sx]

Is a nun all nuns are devoted not perfect why anyone would choose to devote if

[krissyeh]

Mother Theresa was SLUT for Jesus (fucking) Christ.

[Iguana1138]

Mother Theresa sounds like an old school Nun, enjoys causing others pain

[charlesvan13]

It would be silly not to think Ghandi was a product of his time and didn't have some views and attitudes we find objectionable.

In the early 20th century most people had racist views.

[GrooGrux86DMB]

Was't Teresa actually an atheist?

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

Religion per se is not bullshit. The people who profit out of it IS bullshit. It's nice to have spiritual beliefs. To think of life after life. It's not nice to think that it'll be all black and silent when we die, and that we'll never reunite with those loved ones ever again. But... it's not good when those beliefs become an obsession either. Atheist or mild believers are fine. Worshippers and power figures like the Pope are bullshit. And BELIEBERS are silly teen whores :P

[ZachRose88]

Anyone who claims that they are somehow superior to anyone else (which, clearly we're not because we're all human beings sharing the same condition) is full of shit. Period. Religious peoples are simply the most obvious and hideous examples of this kind of BS; claiming divine knowledge and authority.

[CatFacedKillers]

Hitchens gives my brain a boner

[yurismir1]

@CatFacedKillers A brainer? :)

[TomFynn]

"There's a whole wide world of bullshit out there."

And that *is* Gospel.

[AlekSensej]

If you want to see what church can do:

Watch black lagoon 

[bambamz83]

blah

[htomsirveaux42]

I wanna hang out in white void.

[mithilag]

You can't group Gandhi with the other assholes. He acknowledged racism in his earlier life and addressed how he was wrong, he learnt from it and every growing experience he's had from then on.

[BellydanceRaks]

@mithilag he also slept in the same bed as underage virgins to "test" his ability to ignore temptation.

[mithilag]

@BellydanceRaks He didn't abuse them in any way. He believed in resisting temptation to achieve the Hindu salvation of 'moksha'. I'm an atheist and I don't believe in that, but that was his choice -- it didn't hurt anyone.

[BellydanceRaks]

@mithilag So giving 14 year old girls enemas and sleeping naked next to them isn't abuse on some level?

[iandeansilk]

You have to love the Hitch!!!!!!!!!!

[allergic2kryptonite]

if my dog had Penn's face , i would teach him to walk backwards and bark out of his a**hole. Wait a sec , maybe that's what Penn is doing !

[anthonycotillo]

its very easy to criticize dead ppl since they cannot defend from the accusations, Ghandi had flaws, mother theresa had flaws, Ghandi saved millions of lifes on what otherwise would have been a long and violent war for independence, and i dont remember the last time pen or teller stepped in a room with a leper, it is easy to criticize the dead, its harder to fight for independence or to draw attention to the poor and sick, lesser men often will magnify the flaws of public figures for atention

[papermermaid]

@anthonycotillo

as long as they were Indians...everyone else's freedom...not as important?

[SatoshiBatista]

@papermermaid whats your point?

[FernandoLuis191]

An English man who, like yanks, hates Catholics.Yep, every single one of the 1.1 Billion of them. I don't trust that guy.You know what are the poorest countries in the world? English colonies.

[krackersdave]

@FernandoLuis191 What like Canada.... America.... Austraila... Bermuda yeah - those are some poor ass nations eh?

[FernandoLuis191]

@krackersdave Damn, dude. You are retarded.

[krackersdave]

@FernandoLuis191 As well structured an argument as your last one. Well done.

[FernandoLuis191]

@krackersdave Id rather be a Spanish colony instead of a French or English colony.

[krackersdave]

@FernandoLuis191 Why? Do you prefer poverty and ignorance? Mind you - we had a little problem with a spanish colony a few years back in '83 - sorted those cheeky facists out easy as pie.

[FernandoLuis191]

@krackersdave Poverty and ignorance? Oh my God, you are so retarded, at least Latin American countries are doing way better than Jamaica or Haiti, Latin America at least has a future. By the way, you ugly Brits got your butts kicked out of Argentina...TWICE.

[krackersdave]

@FernandoLuis191 Twice? The UK beaten by any South Amercian shithole? Was that during your last two wet dreams? Sure wasn't reality! Argentina is still reeling from an ass whupping in 83.. it's economy was a total wreck in 2000 - people killing each other in the streets for food. Brazil is raping it's own rainforest for Chinese paper money whilst it's people murder and rape each other in shanty towns. Once the Chinese bubble bursts Brazil will sink back into 3rd world status.. You are a joke...

[MyMyMyTelephone]

He said she's "increasingly irrelevant". lol. Bill Donawho?

[MyMyMyTelephone]

I KNOW BILL DONAHUE! He dissed Lady Gaga.

[Sight099]

Anyone else think of Charles Manson in the beginning?

[ThaMrNacho]

HITCHENS: FOR THE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKI­IIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGH WIN!

[ArsenalFCAshburtonrd]

Oh fuck I cannot watch this video suggested by my American friend sorry I am Indian I have friends in Calcutta I know what mother teresa and just looking at her face makes me cry she gave so much for the poor how could you call her a bitch man? what video is this? even Mahatma Gandhi is a crook now? the great Mahatma who many world leaders used as inspiration in roman catholic church we have a saying if you have done no sin throw stones at the accused I am a sinner and I cannot claim these facts

[AtheistDaddy]

@ArsenalFCAshburtonrd The same roman catholic church that molested children in over 27 different countries then covered it up? The same church that not only hid these crimes but promoted these vile priests? You, sir, get your moral leanings in the wrong places.

[mytummyrumble]

@AtheistDaddy A-fucking-men

[liliodine]

Not surpriseing. So what about the prizes. Who cares. She took money from the mob.

[frickadele]

A sucker is born every minute.

[xn117]

that donehoe is a really asshole

[Ryagful]

Christopher Hitchens, YAY!

[EGLchan]

1:17 Hah, take that! xD

[cagerify]

anyone else notice michael goudeau is one of there producers

[jimmyquinella]

Hang in there Hitch!

[Irrelevant402]

I'm glad they mentioned that Gandhi did a lot of good in the world. For him it seems they were tearing down the image that he was crystal clean. Which is...bullshit for anyone that is considered a hero or a saint.

[mchchicago78]

The white guy from the Catholic league reminds me of Archie Bunker.

[GrayShark09]

3:36 It will never happen!

[KingOfTheKill10001]

Hitchens is the fucking BOMB!

[zachsocool16]

Should have included Nelson Mandela.

[bokprop420]

@zachsocool16 what did Mandela do? i haven't heard of it, so i am curious.

[zachsocool16]

@bokprop420 Mandela used to advocate the killing of farmers. Non violent resistance was never a part of his plan. Now hes the only thing keeping south africans from going crazy killing each other. Hes not so bad but as P&T would say his reputation and mystique is bullshit.

[bokprop420]

@zachsocool16 ahh, thank you, i will of course look this up but at least now i know what to look for.

[CreepX]

damnit! now MY sciatic is acting up again...

[GWARREN2]

Christopher Hitchens has really opened my eyes........... He puts things so well.... Makes you think critically......

[MaxamillianArturo]

I'd say Hitchens has cancer because of his mocking of God kind of how Ali was taken down a notch and struck mute because of pride in his younger days.

[marshall3212]

@MaxamillianArturo what a loving god you serve. Luckily, I say my prayers to DIO.

[MaxamillianArturo]

@marshall3212 He's great isn't he?

[yunged]

@MaxamillianArturo So is the fact that Ronald Regan, John Kerry, George Bush snr and John Mccain have all had cancer is evidence against god....?

[KingOfTheKill10001]

@MaxamillianArturo I'd say he has cancer because he smoked and drank like a fucking champ. I smoke a lot, and if/when I get cancer, I'm not gonna be all sanctimonious about it. Take responsibility you fucking religious douchebag.

[MaxamillianArturo]

@KingOfTheKill10001 I'm an atheist actually, I just think it is funny when people are brought down to size.

[KingOfTheKill10001]

@MaxamillianArturo You really don't know Hitchens all that well. The cancer hasn't phased him publicly. He hasn't been brought down to size, if anything he's probably more motivated.

[MaxamillianArturo]

@KingOfTheKill10001 Eh, he'll be dead soon anyway.

[bokprop420]

@KingOfTheKill10001 the only difference really is that he's been having to cancel a bunch of appearances over the last 3 or 4 months.

[glower125]

2 JEWS HATING ON A CHRISTIAN. WELL NOTHING NEW.

[austinthebookworm5]

@glower125

well you're an optimist

[Fentoradore]

That Catholic guy is getting very frothed up. I wonder if he's in choir-boy withdrawal?

[KenMacMillan]

9:56 A picture of Democrats! Except the guy in the tree, odds are he's a republican.

[DustinAndNatasha]

you stupid whores. you don't know what you are talking about