Wow... this kid must be 16, or 17? ... and he has completely dissected (and destroyed) the Kraft CORPORATION'S cynical, insulting, and patronizing new campaign, promoting a product whose sales WOULD NOT HAVE DROPPED OFF if they hadn't changed the recipe in the first place! (Making WATER the primary ingredient!)
DAMN! There ain't no need to make flashy commercials trying to "net" the youth market, when all they need do is bring back the original 1930's Miracle Whip recipe!
The last time I rode the boss it jerked my spine and it hurt for the next 3 days. But that miracle whip crap is annoying. I saw like 4 of those commercials on TV within 5 minutes.
dude... um... miracle whip is not like mayo... it is sort of tangy, but i do agree with you as far as the similarities and the f'ing retarded commercial. And i was also going to make a video in response to this about the "Boss" advertisement. Eventhough i love Miracle Whip, that is really f'ing annoying. See you at shkool
i know that it's not technically "mayo" but lets be honest...they made it a little more spicy and decided to call it a unique sauce that why i said "You're pretty much mayonnaise!". Can't wait to see the video response!
@boydman117 eh its also less calories, and really doesnt have a taste like mayo.. I love mayo, and hate miracle whip but it is different. just cause its white doesnt mean anything. Unless your jizz is mayonnaise.
Wow... this kid must be 16, or 17? ... and he has completely dissected (and destroyed) the Kraft CORPORATION'S cynical, insulting, and patronizing new campaign, promoting a product whose sales WOULD NOT HAVE DROPPED OFF if they hadn't changed the recipe in the first place! (Making WATER the primary ingredient!)
DAMN! There ain't no need to make flashy commercials trying to "net" the youth market, when all they need do is bring back the original 1930's Miracle Whip recipe!
/rant off
TheColonelsKitchen 11 months ago
you are so cute!!! you're right!! You're mayo! Who cares??? and i love how you keep apologizing for cursing. your mom must be proud!! cute.
natasha020215 11 months ago
no its not mayo yellow miracle whip white and they dont taset the same
dbrownd96 1 year ago
haha nice dude well I'm rlly indie but i dont like mayo
Paniccomics 1 year ago
u care enuff to make a vid about how pissed u are
raskia16 2 years ago
its not even mayonaise its literally lard
huntleyman444 2 years ago
Miracle Whip isn't really lard. Lard is animal fat, and usually pig fat. Miracle Whip is primarily water, oil and eggs.
thibaulthalpern 2 years ago
The last time I rode the boss it jerked my spine and it hurt for the next 3 days. But that miracle whip crap is annoying. I saw like 4 of those commercials on TV within 5 minutes.
Nachosareyummy 2 years ago
condominiums? Fail...
GHProProductions 2 years ago
i know lawl
kenboydstl 2 years ago
dude... um... miracle whip is not like mayo... it is sort of tangy, but i do agree with you as far as the similarities and the f'ing retarded commercial. And i was also going to make a video in response to this about the "Boss" advertisement. Eventhough i love Miracle Whip, that is really f'ing annoying. See you at shkool
guitarnoob123456789 2 years ago
i know that it's not technically "mayo" but lets be honest...they made it a little more spicy and decided to call it a unique sauce that why i said "You're pretty much mayonnaise!". Can't wait to see the video response!
boydman117 2 years ago
@boydman117 eh its also less calories, and really doesnt have a taste like mayo.. I love mayo, and hate miracle whip but it is different. just cause its white doesnt mean anything. Unless your jizz is mayonnaise.
tisokan 6 months ago