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  • 35 people need to be reminded how to think.

  • 488 people prefer fart jokes to real comedy (34).

  • My Christ, Zooey Deschanel sucks in this movie....mind you, so does Mark "I coulda stopped 9/11 on my own, had I not been beating an elderly Asian guy half to death at the time' Wahlberg.

  • The Toxin line cracked me up, but I'm actually mostly impressed that any of the writers had heard of the character.

  • This scene was hilarious, even without the riffing.

  • 0:17 I LOVE YOU BILL!

  • YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T GET INFECTED BECAUSE THEY BROKE OFF INTO SMALLER GROUPS?!

    THIS IS STUPID! THIS IS STUPID! THIS IS STUPID!

  • @JoeCoolFreeman Actually, it's supposed to be that the plants don't choose to poison you until you're in a larger group.

    Which is slightly less idiotic but not by much.

  • ....so....the toxin didn't affect them because they broke off into smaller groups?

    ....Okay, I didn't exactly do well in biology while in school, but I'm going to do my best to bust this theory....toxins are particles in the air that mostly have negative effects on a human being WHEN BREATHED IN! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE'S ONE PERSON IN THE AREA OR A MILLION. IF YOU BREATHE IN THE TOXIN IN THE AIR, YOU'RE GOING TO BE INFECTED!!!

  • "The Villiage" was even worse.

  • I just realised that this movie is the most ridiculous film ever conceived...that scene when they were running through the field and the grass was shaking just blew my tiny mind...I'm dumbstruck! It would be funny if the plants were all whispering "lets do a dance for the humans....hey why are they running away. Ok, NOW i want to kill them"

  • the movie wasn't as bad as it was creepy. The ending was a let down, but it wasn't BAD.

  • @barbaro267 this movie was bad? "What? No!"

  • "We're not assholes!"

    Yeah, right!

  • @perplacymp

    Exactly. Who says they're not?

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  • 2:20 -- "You think maybe that's just M. Night going 'WHOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHH!' into a microphone?"

    I'LL BET IT IS!!!

  • Guys, I think I understand this movie. Uuuung from Ovotar is chasing them ... because he's an airbender ... and all ...

  • I wish MST3K wasn't cancelled and they did it as the robots again they're funnier

  • @supermariofan03 I SO miss this show!

  • @whatuswattingat it should I mean beavis and butt-head came back right? so mst3k should too

  • @supermariofan03 AND don't forget "Pop Up Videos!" LOL LOL LOL!

  • "We can't just stand here as uninvolved observers!"

    One of the dumbest lines ever spoken.

  • How can you say "here it comes" when the monster your facing is the wind? DAMN YOU MOVIE you forced me to point out your numerous errors

  • M Night needs to just make a normal movie. He's a good director. Just stop writing your shit. You pulled it off once or twice, and those were amazing. But that's it. It's done. You have terrible ideas now. Give it up and just stick to directing!!!

  • We have to run like the wind to get away from the wind!

  • 2:30 perfect running form

  • I'd rather watch The Happening than, say, The English Patient or Out of Africa (especially Out of Africa).

  • @asimov13647 Why? I like The English Patient and Out of Africa (just for Barry's score alone, it's totally worth it.) The Happening is just a different beast of a film, in a so bad it's hilarious type of a way.

  • If M. Night Shamalamadingdong actually pulled a decent movie out of his arse, that really would be a twist.

  • This whole scene feels like something out of Birdemic with a bigger budget, and fewer acid-spitting spontaneously exploding eagles.

  • Zooey is still beautiful.

  • This gives "The Room" a run for its money.

  • i was wondering whether or not this movie was a comedy

  • I like that the little girl from MOMMIE DEAREST is randomly in this...she isnt little anymore!

  • MS3TK Fo-EVEAH!!!!!!

  • @Skybaby79 I LOVE Mystery Science 3 Theater Thousand!

  • 28 people have hay fever

  • How does M. Night Shamalamadingdong still have a career?

    The only movie he made that was even remotely decent was Unbreakable, and that was basically unwatchable.

  • @SuperNerd1973 sixth sense is the creature that bore him life!

  • Damn, that movie sucked! Riffs are barely necessary. It actually mocks itself....unintentionally of course.

  • i liked it, it was pretty interesting :P

  • "We're not assholes!"

  • i dont want to be one of those assholes on the news that watches a crime happen and not do something. Were Not Assholes! lol(: i love Zooey

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  • @Hungryghost01 It's her sister. The one that is no longer relevant to me now that she's with that one from Death C... I can't finish their name. I'm going to lose everything I ate all week thus far - which isn't much really.

  • Wtf? Mark Wahlberg and that "Bones" girl?

  • 25 toxicated people killed themselfs.

  • This movie.....just.....awful.....c­ant speak.....words......dont do justice.....how awful *chokes on own rage*

  • @monsterinyourpocket Oh dear god. The movie is so bad, it's forced this poor bastard into Shatner mode! Noooooooooo!!!

  • Okay...we need to tell M. Night Shamylan he's not allowed to make any more movies and we're deleting everything after Unbreakable from history.

  • First there were birds, then tomatoes, and now the wind...

  • MST3K? D:

  • such a terrible movie. didnt help that the version i saw was like 2 inches lower on the screen than it should have been, so you could see the boom mic zip back and forth between characters in the scene where theyre sitting at the kitchen table with the old lady, and couldnt read the captions at the end when theyre in france or whereever. and this was in theaters!

  • Generally I am one of Shamylan's staunch defenders. But...this is proof that the guy has literally lost his mind.

  • @NateSean Wow, you were a staunch supporter? You poor, poor, son of a bitch. Go watch Citizen Kane and say that again.

  • @McflyMcMurderface Lawrence of Arabia wasn't bad either. Point is, as bad as someone can get it's possible for them to have at least one or two gems. Said gems can lead to that person producing pile after pile of cinematic feces in the belief that he is in fact defecating nine carat diamonds.

  • @NateSean I was only busting balls. But still, very good point.

  • *gun shot* Sorry that was a mistake LOL

  • I am long-range medical examiner!

  • This is the first video I saw ever of Rifftrax about two years ago. Now I am an addict!!!

  • 24 people let go of the hand and got eaten by the wind.

  • Okay, that was bad, but at least M Night can't do anything worse right? (Watches Last Airbender) OH GOD I WAS WRONG!

  • @Rainergunvikes But seriously, Mr Night can't do worse than the Last Air Bender right? *waits for an even worse m night film to be proven wrong*

  • @Rainergunvikes how is your comment a top comment? the last airbender was good.

  • @SndOfSlnc it really wasn't........

  • @SndOfSlnc The Last Airbender was a pile of shit!! And who the fuck is Ung?!

  • @chazimo12 Ung is the fan nickname for the movie version of Aang.

  • "a goddamn second!!!",LOL.

  • dave Clark Five!!!!!

  • Rifftrax is right. I suffer from hayfever and I'm paralysed with fear O_O But not really.

  • Thousands of hits: meanwhile, I'm BOMBING in POMONA....

    They can't ALL be waiting for you to play GLEN MANNING again!

    Can they?

  • 2:32 The best fat chick run in history.

  • Toxin? That's my favourite Spiderman symbiote?? LOL!

  • The worst movie of all time.

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  • STFU Stupid zoey

  • "ah the rented industrial fan off camera is coming for us" lmao

  • oh lol the mood ring

  • 2:30 :') the fatty!!!

  • I'm a long-range medical examiner! Epic! XD

  • Wow, these guys know that Toxin is a Marvel character? Color me impressed.

  • @Werejabberwock props bro

  • I always confuse Mark Wahlberg with Matt Damon.

  • At least The Happening was funny, Lady in the Water was just PURE AGONY.

  • LOLLL ahahahah I never thought Zooey Deschanel could act so badly

  • @MystikalQC She's now married to that whiny prick from Death Cab... I won't bother to finish it on the sake of an oncoming size increase of a likely brain tumor. You know whom I'm referring to so it's likely rubbed off onto her.

    I can care less since I've always preferred Emily.

  • Press 2 repeatedly to hear the woman barking

  • @unstableshark hahahahahahaha

  • :54 YES YES!  OMG!

  • OH MY GOD! A toxin (spider-man symbiote) reference my nerd quota is filled

  • Yes, outrun the wind. That sounds great.

  • Argh. Zooey is just horrible.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. DUDE THAT WAS FUNNY

  • I haven't seen this (nor do I want to) but the "They're dying!" part made me glad I haven't yet.

  • omg that was the funniest 2 odd minutes of my whole night, this movie is awful

  • I went and saw lady in the water, just So I can see how bad this film was for myself. But this movie I passed on this one.

    As for Airbender, I was never a fan of the toon. I think we might get a pastime with studio execs and people with too much money on their hands throwing cash at M Night just to see how he will frak up this time just for the tax write off.

    maybe Nick can give him SpongeBob square pants. just to see what kind live action mess He will turn that into.

  • @GTBurns48215

    i believe frakk is spelled with 2 k's but i could be mistaken...

  • Terrible acting

  • Stares.. this is the point where Stupid went a whole another level. Quick, people . Run from the wind, the scary scary pollen. RUN!!!

  • acting seems so simple >.< this movie shows that it's harder than it looks o_o

  • I didn't think it was a lousy concept, but it might have been executed a tad... inexpertly. The notion of a simple chemical radically altering behavior is not far fetched at all. Psychotropic drugs like lsd only need to be taken in micrograms. There are parasites that can alter behavior (for the needs of the parasite). The idea that the plants are doing it cause they're mad at us for polluting is probably where you lose an audience, I'm guessin'.

  • 'We can't just stand here as the uninvolved observers!'

    Quite possibly the worst line of dialogue I have ever heard in a movie.

  • @jerrytheham72

    Yes, that was cringe-making; but what about Wahlberg's painful 'acting' as he spouts nonsense about 'identifying the variables,' as though any scientist would talk like that.

  • Awful acting, terrible script, retarded plot, and they gave away the twist in the first forty minutes!

    "Is it the plant toxins causing people to kill themselves?"

    Then, at the end, we find out...it was! Wow, vat a tvist!

  • 18 people like The Happening and dislike Rifftrax.

  • Rifftrax should to do Lady in the Water. Not only is the plot just stupid but it just shows how self-indulgent M. Night truly is. Most directors appear in cameos but M.Night not only plays a main character but he casts himself as an author whose ideas are so significant and revolutionary that they will change the world. If that isn't the sign of an egomaniac I don't know what is.

  • @onearmedbandit84 Change the world, yeah more lie Ideas that will ruin his career. A twist would be, his Ideas change things, but they brought the kind of change that Mein Kamph did. Then it would be more believable. Great concept for a TZ episode, some writer learns his MASTER WORK that he just published will one day wreak havoc upon civilization. There I just came up with an idea far better than this GENIUS ever did.

  • This movie was just awful. I mean damn, the actors weren't even trying. Why should they? Listen to the schlock at 0:38 in. No one speaks like that. It would have been painful to listen to w/o the riffers snickering in the background to make it funny.

  • this was a real movie?

  • This isn't the real acting if that's what anyone is thinking, it's a good movie. This is just a parody.

  • @MarkCrilley13 Er... this is the scene in the movie, though. And most of the acting in the movie is like this. Are you saying that the whole movie is meant to be bad - sort of as an intentional B-movie?

  • @MarkCrilley13 Unfortunately, Mark, yes this movie is really this bad.

  • So is this movie so bad it's good, or is it just...bad?

  • Man this acting is terrible.

  • will this be be less terrible if I get really high first?

  • @kegean Unfortunately not. It's that bad.

  • "we're not assholes!"

    y-you're not?

  • OR THE WIND WILL... Eat you! or something!

  • What do you think happens after we die?

  • Terrifying for people with hay fever :-)

  • Jeez, I can practically see up his nose!

  • I still have nightmares about low humidity.

  • .....and Ol' Yellar.

    

  • alright, i'm not one of the people who thought the premise of the movie was dumb. M Night is obviously a big Hitchcock fan, this is him basically taking The Birds and making it The Plants. i'm down.

    but this scene is just so awfully written. "wait! their group was slightly bigger!"

    no one on earth would have come to that conclusion. ever.

    writing fail.

  • omg this movie was sooo full of wtf that it is funny without rifftrax....lmao

    but ya u guys are HIGHlarious xD

  • Alternate riff:

    "They're already dead." "Great deduction, Kenshiro."

  • Years ago, I saw Michael J. Nelson describe the movie selection criteria for MST3K. He said, in effect, that a movie has to be bad, but it has to be the right kind of bad. There has to be an intention of quality on the part of the filmmaker. There was a kind of insane gleam in his eye. Maybe he was envisioning M. Night Shyamalan's career trajectory.

  • @IngotAU What was the Star Wars Holiday Special, and Santa and the Ice Cream bunny? There was no intention of quality with those motion picture disasters.

  • Rifftrax has done the impossible.  They've made The Happening watchable.

  • Low Humidity, bahaha!!!!!

  • is this the kinda low level quality that can be expected from film makers today? I guess the film industry digging its own grave...literally!

  • so...i just saw it today...zombies or whatever

  • oh no, the industrial fan just off set is coming for us!!

  • I'm a long range medical examiner!

  • "ok, someone remind me how to think..."

    "look at her doing her impression of a bush baby..."

    *gunshot* mike-"sorry, that was a mistake!" XD

  • That's actually terribly annoying.

  • dear god, this movie has less of a plot than Hobgoblins.

  • I love these guys, but even that under 3 minutes of movie was starting to bore the heck out of me...

  • Don't let go of my hand, or else the wind will eat you or something. Yeah. That makes more sense than the actual movie.

  • There is a point at which one is too close to Mark Wahlberg. We are beyond that point.

  • Holy Shit

    I've never seen this movie but this clip has some of the worst acting I've ever seen.

    C'mon Marky Mark you ROCKED in the Departed! Did M.Night pay you to suck it up this badly?!?!?

  • @flclfanman  well it is a movie about killer plants. how seriously can an actor take it? lol

  • @PrimusRaven

    I saw better acting in that movie The Ruins (another movie about Killer plants lol) and that was Citizen Kane compared to this.

    So many pauses and blank stares...did they film this in one take?

  • i predicted the "rund from the wind " scene, but damn it if I really believed they would actually steep low enough to make it

  • The Sixth Sense-Awesome

    Unbreakable-Cool

    Signs-Okay...it did the job.

    The Village-Stupid, but at least it had somewhat of a credible twist

    Lady in The Water....Sigh......

    The Happening......Beyond Stupid

    The Last Airbender...I want my twelve bucks back and useful hours i could've got sleeping instead of going to the midnight opening.

  • @ben4711107

    12 bucks for a movie?! I pay 5.50 for a matinee!

  • @marsisamazingilys it was a really expensive theater they had bowling alley!

  • @marsisamazingilys it was a really expensive theater they had a bowling alley!

  • @ben4711107 At the last one: You ACTUALLY watched that?! I'm avoiding that no matter what it costs. It was a great cartoon, but the concept is just NOT RIGHT for a feature-length movie. Unless it is also a cartoon. With giant warships and tanks and war balloons and giant drills and... I'm sorry, I seem to have begun ranting. Please wait while I reboot my CPU.

  • @ben4711107 And "Devil"?

  • @ben4711107 You saw The Last Airbender at a midnight showing AFTER you saw Lady in the Water and The Happening? You threw away your 12 bucks man and you dont deserve it back.

  • @ben4711107 lmfao you went to the midnight opening of lat airbender, your fault for still going to shymalan movies when you know he was a one hit wonder

  • @ben4711107 Yes I do feel sorry for the poor man, his whole career went down hill sense Lady in the Water.

  • @ben4711107  ya umm ur gayy

  • @ben4711107 i heard that several people took off their avatar cotumes out of shame.

  • @ben4711107 Agree about everything but Lady in the water I liked that movie even though a lot of people didn't.

  • @ben4711107 I used to really like M Night, but I haven't seen any of his since The Village. The Village has it's good points, but the Happening, Lady in the Water, Last Airbender all looked so bad, so I didn't bother with them. Oh well, its a shame.

  • @ben4711107 god...fucking m night shamalon....

  • @ben4711107 fool me once shame on m. night, fool me twice shame on all of us.

  • @ben4711107

    OH MY GOD XD

    You would LOVE my M. Night Review. Go to my channel. Now.

  • @ben4711107 glad to see im not the only idiot who wasted my night watching that movie.

  • @ben4711107 ure really stupid, the Happening is more than just a good movie, it's brilliant. This scene seems so hilarious only cause you dont see the context. That's how psychothriller are done, Shyamalan made the acting in this scene on purpose, the actors were told to act like this, not cause they arent good actors. I wonder how blind & stupid people can be & call this movie not brilliant

  • @BozzBalkan

    Hello there Mr. Pseudo-intellectual!

  • @BozzBalkan Sorry dude, your argument isn't that solid. I've seen the movie, I was still laughing. As for it being a "psychothriller"... No. Just no. This movie is WAY too funny to hold more then a liter of seriousness. How can I take this movie seriously when actors are running away from WIND? And trying to hide from WIND?

  • @BozzBalkan

    Actually, I was literally laughing in the theater during this scene, after laughing at pretty much all the other scenes before it. "We can't just stand here as uninvolved observers!" I swear M. Night has never heard another person speak. "Tell us what to do, Elliot, you're the only one capable of thinking in our group and we will blindly follow what you say even though it apparently goes against our own consciences!" "Variables! Science! Okay, let's run away!" LOLWHAT

  • @BozzBalkan Your amazing spelling and grammar truly proves you are "brilliant". Or "ure" brilliant.

  • @ben4711107

    Why even buy a ticket, you knew Airebender was going to be a M Night Film?! I learned my lesson from the Happening.

  • low humidity! oh the terror!

  • I wonder how much ritalin Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel were on when they filmed this movie. That's the only way I could see them prepare for these roles.

    M Night is a joke.

  • My god this movie was aweful. I really liked M Night until he started making shitty film after shitty film, since signs its been all down hill really. He works to hard for his twists and completely neglects the plot holes he leaves in his wake, early examples being the aliens coming to a water covered planet despite it being super corrosive to them, the people who tend the nature reserve not actually knowing whats in there and of course the killer plants, where to start on that one

  • HAHAHA you guys are hilariously brutal! But seriously how could anyone watch this clip and not rip it apart like this? I mean people told me that the Happening sucked, but I didn't realize that is was badly written, AND badly acted, AND badly directed. Not to mention Zooy Desha-something is super irritating in anything she's in.

  • Marky Mark and the Funky Buch the Movie!

  • @mst3k4evur: That still would have been a better movie than "The Happening"!