Jason Manford on Footballers - Live at the Apollo - BBC One

[HarpurheyHooligan]

ya mams a nob ed ye but shud see her house fuckin brilliant proub to be a manc although he is a fookin citeh fan

[Grymligast]

I'm pretty sure Rio Ferdinand missed a few games last season with a dead leg.

[chrisbryanprods]

8 people are pro footballers...

[MrAshonicko]

Your Mum's a nobhead!! yeah but you should see her house.

ahaha pissing myself at that one

[SophiieeBabyy1]

i've met him ^_^

he's so beautiful in person ♥♥

[mikeylufbro]

really bad. not funny at all

[1Thompsonmusic]

If this guy wasn't good looking and had a nice tone in his voice, no one would watch him because as a comedian, he's utterly rubbish.

[lovelyjubbly95]

AMEN TO THAT JASON MANFORD :D

[JohnGriffithsUk]

i HAD coco-pops in my mouth...

[StargateFan001]

@JohnGriffithsUk And i assume they are now everywhere else but ur mouth.

[matteomunez30]

"your mums a nobhead!, yeah but you should see her house, god bless" LMFAO always makes me laugh!

[liamwitdre]

1:07 Ali Baba is not impressed.

[joedalby14]

your mums a knobhead

yeah but you should see her house .. gets me every time

[Antz1307]

ya mums a knobhead

[hesketh7085]

"Yer I know, but you should see 'er 'ouse!"

[Malfunctioned89]

from a comedy video to talking about war what is this six degrees of separation?

[SirrSnowman]

Divin about with a wobbly head lmao

[angelxsid]

@Redheadfury Where do you think "terrorists" get their weapons from? Bigger picture.

[RandomHero565]

anyone who says footballers are overpaid and are all faggots and they shouldnt get paid as much as they do, dont watch it, and see how bored you get every saturday afternoon when theres fuck all on tv

[TheSaintAza]

@RandomHero565 I don't watch it anymore anyway, it's a load of shit nowadays all about money not the sport, YES they do get paid way to much, there's soldiers risking there lives in war then come home and have to go back to a 9 to 5 job. Yet Rooney is on 110k a week for kicking a ball about.. Plus back when England won the world cup you think the players were on that sort of money? NO most of them had 2nd jobs! It's FUCKED up don't even try justify it.

[angelxsid]

@TheSaintAza Why are overpaid footballers always compared to soliders? Different things.

[TheSaintAza]

@angelxsid Because it's true and a good comparison, people who act likes cunts, cheating on there wifes by shagging prostitutes whilst boozing it up all night get treated better and paid more then people who devote there lives to becoming a doctor or a soldier .. A soldier risks his OWN life for others and get's paid less and treated like shit when returning home.. the logic in that is? Unless you know someone who has came home from the war i'd just agree and move on.

[angelxsid]

@TheSaintAza No it's not. I don't care about war or anything to do about it, so I won't agree.

[angelxsid]

@TheSaintAza Don't deserve to be in it? No one does. I'm a cunt because I don't support war? You sound like a typical patriotic asshole to be honest, having to resort to attempting to offend me because of what city I live in. For all you know I might have been born elsewhere.

[angelxsid]

@TheSaintAza Without it turning into a political discussion, the war shouldn't have happened. War doesn't need to happen. Police don't get any respect, if anything they're always looked down on, but they're in just as much danger every day of their jobs. Billions of people everyday don't care for other human beings lives, so the armed forces are no different.

[TheSaintAza]

@angelxsid Of course the war shouldn't of happened but it has and the soldiers are sent to fight whether they agree or not, Police patrolling isn't exactly the same as being on the front line with AK-47's shooting at you, whilst trying to watch out for trip mines and snipers is it, Yeah i'd like too see if u would have that same opinion 70 years ago all the people who died fighting Hitler for ungrateful people like you, i hope for your sake your a child and still have yet to learn about Respect.

[angelxsid]

@TheSaintAza Still, if people weren't willing to fight for Hitler, regardless if they wanted to or not, then he wouldn't have had to be stopped. This is our situation right now. So I don't and never will support war. Respect is given by an individual by their decision, you don't learn to give respect. Specially to someone I don't know. Only time you're taught is when you're abused [like you have done] for not agreeing, so it's forcible. That's not respect itself.

[TheSaintAza]

@angelxsid I'm gonna end this "discussion" because to be honest i cba, but at the end of the day Soldiers deserve more respect then Footballers, end of.

[Redheadfury]

@TheSaintAza Speaking as a Soldier - Footballers should get paid Soldiers wages. Both are unskilled labour.

[TheSaintAza]

@Redheadfury Yeah but only one has the risk of death.

[beeniefide]

@Redheadfury Speaking as a patriot, the wages should be reversed. Footballers run around a pitch for 90 minutes. Soldiers give their lives on foreign soil for the good of their respective countries.

[Gerjabinks]

@beeniefide The likes of messi are on that much BECAUSE of how much THEY bring to the club.. do u know much money Barca make from JUST fans getting messi on there jersey? and they commercials, dolls ETC that Barca get a cut out of so in fact those type of players do deserve to be on it considering they bring the fans in each week

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

@RandomHero565

im sorry u cnt defend the footballers they are overpaid.premiship footballers earn more in a week than a doctor does in a year , now thts sick. if you say we changed there weekly earnings in to annually only then does it at least make it more fair. Thats prob about 60k a year thts alot for doing a job u like to do.

[DriftK13]

@WasLilChrisnowbigish Yeah most of them earn more than what my dad earns in a year in 1 week! That's mental, i know there are injury risks and stuff but they're compensated. Imagine every top-flight player earning 5k a week. Every country will have its debts paid off haha

[maxwelldemonhandjive]

Its true what he's saying though, footballers aren't what they used to be. Over rated, over paid, moaning, egotistical cunts. Give me hard working, old fashion men like Bert Trautmann over the likes of Rooney, Lampard, Terry any day!

Haha "the fans keep shouting nasty things at us", I wonder if Rooney's watched this recently : D

[MrDS7]

does anybody think he looks a bit like michael owen and sounds slightyl like him too???

[j4m1e23]

@MrDS7

lol he admitted that at one of his shows saying he looks like a fat michael owen :)

[tasinos4]

"the fans keep shouting nasty things at us!" LOL

[SpadaBelformaOficial]

-Youre a nob'ed!

-Yeah I know see ya next week lads, god bless *waves*

-Youre mums a nob'ed!

-Yeah but you should see her house

absolute genius

[04h239]

he's a man city fan :D

[truth111]

he reminds me of Tyrone from coronation st lol

[wilsonfowler]

same

[xdanikaxherex]

@truth111 SAME!! but love Tyrone and Jason Manford :)

[comedykingjacko96]

he reminds me of peter kay !

[sarasunshine777]

That is actually his role model :) He started his career because of peter kay!

[RomacerForever]

SO TRUEE!

[smallrossy]

the fans are shouting nasty things at us lol

[jbarlow50]

"Your on 60k grand a week,

if i fink your a nobhead i tell ya"

lmfao !!

JM Live Bristol october 2k10 woop woop!

[xdanikaxherex]

"i've hurt meself, i've hurt meself"

HAHAHA.

[Scittula]

"Ya mums a nob 'ed"

- Yeah but you should see her house!

LOL

[oOllC4LLUMllOo]

Your mums a knob head

Yeah but you should see her house!

LOL quality

[desy2478]

What about Hull City? :)

[greenday21]

see u next week lads god bless

[shenli07]

love it...he cracks me up!!

[bex070]

has anyone seen jason manford live? i'm going in november so excited!

[Naomias123]

1:01

[benapickle]

all you fuckers are man city "fans" cos of the money. bunch of wankers.

[weetabixHEED2009]

another football fan jealous of city i assume benapickle?

get over it mate they got a shit load of dosh nothing will change, they can spend as much as they like. and if any club deserves a bit of success then it's city.... and id rather see city win something then a cockney team...... btw before you ask, no i'm not a supporter of man city

[spontaneityrox]

Is that English?

[SuperSexyamy]

jason manford manchester city fan like me innit

[MattTheKid123]

Man City owns :)

[JakeTF2]

yeah but you should see her house

[voodoochild85858]

manfred is the man

[smallrossy]

the fans keep shouting nasty things at us lol

[johnno248]

The fans keep on shouting nasty things at us....

[Alicia95x]

you speak 4 the entire british public there SunderlandAFC1001 !!!

[Fuzoga]

"Your a nobhead!"

[nicoleandemma1]

omg luv thu voice when he says ur a nobhed and thu end

-Your mums a knobhead

-Yeh but you should see her house

PMSL I love comedians!! xx

[tocacars]

funny and so true what a legend

[SunderlandAFC1001]

cashley cole needs to be hanged by his bollocks

[cityfan1997]

its ASHLEY Cole!!

[Joshworldwidetruth]

haha first time ive seen that brilliant!

[ThePancakeBandit1]

lol, i love the voice he puts on when he says "yer a knobhead!"

[xdanikaxherex]

Ronaldo + Robinho

TWATS.

[123utaka]

haha i read that about john terry and lampard haha, both are arrogant pieces of scum and deserves all the abuse they get. fair play hammers fans for telling those nob heads!

[IRONS4LYF93]

John Terry and Frank Lampard. Pair of wankers

[earlskiboii]

the fans keep shouting nasty things at me aka john terry anf frank lampard vs west ham

[gazzagangsta]

really funny

[Wiggy500]

awsome!

[Alezander3815]

Your mums a knobhead!

yer but you should see her house!

quality comedian

[longerdaysdyings]

Wow...even Cleo Rocos thinks he's funny.

[MCFCandy16]

the fans keeps shouting nasty things at us lol quality

[BountyHunter0101]

Hilarious that clip. He's such a nice person as well, I got his autograph and a picture taken with him after his show.

[connorbruce11]

quality :)

[tottenham4life93]

true quality. I love a comedian who loves football but takes the mick outta it!!

[rwefc1878]

I totally no what he means. I've just been the everton match an that laursen of aston villa couldn't handle the everton fans shouting so he turned around and told us to fuck off. Who the fuck does he think he his on thousands of pounds a week acting like that. tosser!

[mattyaki]

you're a knohead.. ye i no see ya next week

[woody619cranfield]

He Looks Like A Fat Michael Owen

[bonusoffer]

absolute killer!! quality

[nks310784]

8 out of 10 Cats team captain

[UncleKennybobs]

Yup. Where do I know his face from?

[TheoPosh2008]

"Your mums a nobhead"

"Yer but you should see her house"

Haahhaha fantastic!

[lienttenneb]

hes mint

[imy2k316]

class

[WhyDidIGetBanned]

Brilliant!

[chunx06]

He's talking about Sol Campbell

"The fans shouting nasty things at me!"

[dudleybeall]

Just listened on the news about moaning footballers. A Premier League footballer today said that the fan abuse is against his human rights!

Jason is extremely correct on this one!

[bad26boy]

funny guy

[fenchurch87]

lol its true

[kapansa]

da fans keep shoutin nasty things at uz lmao

[bababoum]

funny

[scottbagturbo]

Superb