In America, they would catch you, strip your ass of your civil rights and find as many ways to fuck you as possible. If you escaped, they would find out where you went, what vehicle you were driving, and they would catch your ass.
@deadpooh Actually they'd probably just forget about it. Shoplifting is incredibly easy. Once you're out of the store, they don't really care any more.
i tried doing this fucking shit in detroit and get caught and then shot 45 seconds after. the video of it is on the internet just search "Lemon Party"
@TheOfficallWall haha! yeah...i read of someone who shoplifted here, & got shot by a security guard on the way to their car. ( that's not legal, right?)
I have to admit, every time I see a fat security guard (or police officer) I think: If I nicked something (or take his hat in case of the police officer), there no way in fuck that guy is going to keep up with me, let alone catch me.
he has the hat in all urban sports videos. and the rules of the game are explained at the begining and the voice clearly sad that he didn't steal nothing. pay atention.
The hat is his you idiots, he just took a bar code (tag) and placed it on his hat. IT EVEN SAYS THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO. You people have the intelligence of 10 year olds.
@5000fast Are you serious? He's only about the speed/agility of an average guy, nothing special. And I'm pretty sure a guy with his slender build will get fucked up in rugby. I know there are different positions to play and all that, but you still have to be a pretty big/strong guy as well as run fast.
I did this once, I led the guard into a fountain. The only reason I did it was for a bet, but I ended up being all over my school for a week. No-one knew it was me though, hollow fame it was.
@Mecher529 Allright i would respond but what you said in the first scentence just insults yourself so i dont even need to try and insult a country that says right cheeky cunt
u and ur shitty american iq of 70 prolly couldnt even come up wif a good insult eh not suprised its ok some1 has 2 be the laughin stock of the world: america ;)
@Mecher529 What are you talking about? Poof? Where do you get these words? im not sure if your trying to insult me please try a bit harder next time. its no fun when im arguing with an idiot who has no idea what he's talking about and just tells lies about shit
@Mecher529 ya im done with you kid, go eat munch on some fish and chips with you mangled teeth and sip some tea. oh and have fun voting for your president next time that comes up, oh wait you cant because you fags don't have democracy! you just sit there and let a little old lady run your cuntry while we go out killing osama and fighting terrorism and try to make the world a better place, unlike your lazy, pussy asses
@jnebelkopf1 ya so no ones running the country, its a bunch of outta control idiots with an old lady in charge if anything goes wrong, but nothing ever will because they have nothing of value
@martgo1000 do you know how much i dont give a shit? Its not like theyre for sale idiot so there just sitting there doing no good, and besides even if they were all that money couldnt fixed all the fucked up teeth in britain
@12tippettm Oh god, at first in your argument I was on your side, for the most part. But damn have you proved to be beyond ignorant. You put us intelligent Americans to shame. Neither you or Mecher529 do a good thing for either of your countries by arguing like morons insulting each other.
@blackmajic13 allright well first off you should have been on my side at first because your from america so you should like football, and second idc if ur not because its jus 2 guys trolling each other on the internet, the meaning is to insul each other and obviously i trolled the best
i wanna try this
kkiill2233 2 days ago
In America, they would catch you, strip your ass of your civil rights and find as many ways to fuck you as possible. If you escaped, they would find out where you went, what vehicle you were driving, and they would catch your ass.
deadpooh 3 days ago
@deadpooh Actually they'd probably just forget about it. Shoplifting is incredibly easy. Once you're out of the store, they don't really care any more.
Thepocalypse 1 day ago
c'mon Fag!
daverunstrain 3 days ago
Taken down!
TheSlackster51 3 days ago
British Remi Gaillard.
SwaggyDangles 4 days ago
hahahaah i love youuuu NEG !!!!!!
CourtneyLuvU 1 week ago
come at me neg's
SouthJordanPranks 1 week ago
CAAMON FATBOIII!!!!!!!!
kaibarlow9999 1 week ago
how do you get a tag?
pretzel1253 1 week ago
@pretzel1253 just play whit it once it will get unlocked
rsmovers 1 week ago
i tried doing this fucking shit in detroit and get caught and then shot 45 seconds after. the video of it is on the internet just search "Lemon Party"
TheOfficallWall 1 week ago
I tried it 5 times they cudnt catch me then wen my bro did it he got fined $ 500 LOL
TheMoneymayor 1 week ago
Why does Neg hasn't pubic hair? cauz hair doesn't grow on steel
Mortez92 1 week ago
u successfully out ran a black man and made him give up in a foot chase
Balls sir.
u are greatly gifted with them
oldboi242 1 week ago
FUCKING DIDDY DONUTS
assassincreedfan100 1 week ago
FUCKIN' DIDDY DONUTS!!!!!! YEAH!
oliverantsov 2 weeks ago
Hahaha, there is something wrong with him..
Misssweetie1234 2 weeks ago
lol "come on fat boy" XD
RAZRWolf500 2 weeks ago
What is that that Neg calls the guard at 2:36? is he calling him a fag...
ad34bballin 2 weeks ago
hahahahahahahahahahaha XD
MsYaname1 2 weeks ago
The guy who tackled him on the escalator is an ex-SEAL
NGPappalardo 2 weeks ago
@NGPappalardo oh yeah?? well, i'm an ex-WALRUS!
deejayextee 2 weeks ago
@deejayextee Shut the fuck up u sound like the biggest faggit
TheOfficallWall 1 week ago
COME ON FATTYYII!
Rinjiuchiha 2 weeks ago
i tried this in detroit and i got shop by a security guard after 45 seconds
TheOfficallWall 3 weeks ago
@TheOfficallWall haha! yeah...i read of someone who shoplifted here, & got shot by a security guard on the way to their car. ( that's not legal, right?)
jadujen 2 weeks ago
a cheeseburger and some FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS. WOOOOOO!
JAYREXY 3 weeks ago
are black people slower over there?
woodrat556 4 weeks ago
WUT WUT
:P
minimanse88 4 weeks ago
the fat guy caught you of all people
sonicamm366 1 month ago
COME ON FATTY!
iBKayzz 1 month ago
dammmmmm neg ur fast
MrPenguins87fan 1 month ago
I have to admit, every time I see a fat security guard (or police officer) I think: If I nicked something (or take his hat in case of the police officer), there no way in fuck that guy is going to keep up with me, let alone catch me.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 1 month ago
FFFFAAAWWWKKKEEEEEN CHEEEEEKIINNN NAWWWGEEEETSSSS
SuperSonicTailsEas 1 month ago 34
Wonder how this would work if 2 people tried it
kjsmith01993 1 month ago
We watched this is my social class today. Hilarious.
johncenafan8888 1 month ago
TTTTTTAKEDOWNNNNN 2:00
SabreSlushie 1 month ago
He's my hero.
banditblade4 1 month ago
i tried this at the local mall (america), and sadly i got tased by a taser gun, i didn't think i was in range for a shot :(
Redgar67 1 month ago
Headlock guy is a badass.
leavesofgrass92 1 month ago
"WOOP WOOP WOOP"
LOL that looks like so much fun xD
itzProPain 1 month ago
The last part of this video looks like he's beening chased by the Men In Black xD
blade11696 1 month ago
well i did this in my city but i forgot theres no mcdo or kfc in this town
InterventionRampage 1 month ago
Hilarious!!
MrMgr3 1 month ago
I love nuggets sweet and sour sauce yuuummmmmmmmmm
thespiderwhiz 1 month ago
i was going to this but then i took an arow to the knee
BittenByMeFilmz 1 month ago
A chicken royale and some FACKING DIDDY DOUGHNUTS xD
Xz1nonNthekiller 1 month ago
Best thing fucking ever.
FullMetalSatomi 1 month ago
I think black guys have different attributes in london
boxerbeast 1 month ago 17
This is defiantly faked... most of the mall cops were black
2ninjas1blade 1 month ago
@2ninjas1blade Racist much ? Who ever thinks this is fake must be the biggest dumb ass ever
SasukeOGBitch 1 month ago
There is nothing more ridiculous than civilian people who act like they're the police. Why is that man stopping neg in the escalator?
Barbiehoe 1 month ago
@Barbiehoe Even if he ruined the fun, thats how the world should be. Don't just stand there if you can help. Egoist
THGsyndromet 1 month ago
@THGsyndromet We have the police for a reason. People should care about themselves, not other people.
Barbiehoe 1 month ago
haha :D the fat man and neg :D come fight :D
GearSecond16 1 month ago
hahhahahahahaha :D
CrNaLalla 1 month ago
hahaha :D
Funtsi 2 months ago
clint eastwood music ftw
AkimboNinjaPWN 2 months ago
how many times has this guy been arrested?
goodbutt1 2 months ago
hm the woman of your dreams
MarisMildaqk933 2 months ago
look at the tits at 2:52
cowboykoolaid 2 months ago
He should do that on the London Underground to make it more fun
jackiechan511 2 months ago
I started crying i was laughing so hard when i watched this.
SethRocks27 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Me in Skyrim when I get caught stealing.
mercwithamouth100 2 months ago
classic
federerules 2 months ago
ً WTF people :(
123xxt 2 months ago
he has the hat in all urban sports videos. and the rules of the game are explained at the begining and the voice clearly sad that he didn't steal nothing. pay atention.
dannytodea2000 2 months ago
''Excuse me, excuse me. Cnai get a cheeseburger and some fucking chicken nuggets WOOP WOOP WOOP!!
bravenuggethead 2 months ago
@bravenuggethead lol i thought it was diddy donuts!
42PandaGirl 2 months ago
@42PandaGirl depends where he is i guess?
bravenuggethead 2 months ago
Did this two days ago. : )
ValerisHerpes 2 months ago
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DalilaGinaqs82 2 months ago
i hope he's returning the hat at the end. or this video would be incriminating evidence...
glam52queen 2 months ago
@glam52queen like the cops are gonna search youtube to find some guy who stole a HAT.
EvilTwerp45 2 months ago
@glam52queen It's HIS hat.
101Greatmusic 2 months ago
@glam52queen
@EvilTwerp45
The hat is his you idiots, he just took a bar code (tag) and placed it on his hat. IT EVEN SAYS THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO. You people have the intelligence of 10 year olds.
iRyaan 2 months ago
FUCKING DITTY DONUTS!
101Greatmusic 2 months ago
Join a rugby team Neg. You've got spead and u can step
5000fast 2 months ago 33
@5000fast Neg thinks rugby is for muppets
giobbistar21 2 months ago
@giobbistar21 Thanx fo da tip Miss Piggy
5000fast 2 months ago
@5000fast
You've got what?
TehForkinator 1 month ago
@5000fast He DID try stealing a ball from a Rugby team. He failed. 2 TIMES.
ymk19 4 weeks ago
@5000fast Are you serious? He's only about the speed/agility of an average guy, nothing special. And I'm pretty sure a guy with his slender build will get fucked up in rugby. I know there are different positions to play and all that, but you still have to be a pretty big/strong guy as well as run fast.
BlueGama600 3 weeks ago
@5000fast He'd probably be better for afl.
BlueGama600 3 weeks ago
IM SURPRISE THE BLACK DIDN'T CATCH EM..!!
fleiva30 2 months ago
So what do you do after the fact like let them know what happened so you can go back to the mall or just do it out of your area?
mdbutler95 2 months ago
whats a diddy donut?
joshuastark86 3 months ago
cool i'm a nice latin lady who loves to have fun
nicegirl2000100 3 months ago
@nicegirl2000100 woach! call me ;)
MrOmarkos 2 months ago
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwesoooooooooooome
cool25837005 3 months ago
0:53 owned
abc20776 3 months ago
name of song in the instruction part?
galleif 3 months ago
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dannytodea2000 3 months ago
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desertdogg1 2 months ago
@nekwa2 carter burwell- way out there
UnMindedThinker 3 months ago
come on fatty noo am to slow
stkildaiscool 3 months ago
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stkildaiscool 3 months ago
172 people got caught
assail 3 months ago 64
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Suisuisuisse 3 months ago
AND SOME F!@KING DIDDY DONUTS
MysticSnipes6 3 months ago
I did this once, I led the guard into a fountain. The only reason I did it was for a bet, but I ended up being all over my school for a week. No-one knew it was me though, hollow fame it was.
Gamemaster411 3 months ago in playlist Balls of Steel - Neg's urban sports
wow these FUCKING DIDDY DONUTS!!! sound pretty good...
shtickynote100 3 months ago
it would have been funny if he got caught
nicholasv123 3 months ago
FUCKING TIDITANGAS!
wackahoe17 3 months ago
I love how he dribbles the second guy chasing him
TERROJP 3 months ago
Can't believe a fat guy grabbed him, but the other two failed dismally.
PokeMaster22222 3 months ago
In America, you'd get shot pulling this guys pranks! lol
GuardiansRulesofWar 3 months ago
fucking diddy donuts :D
GearSecond16 3 months ago
i want some fucking diddy donuts
MrKdx220r 3 months ago
Although I don't agree with his language, I gotta admit, he's funny.(:
rosechik96 3 months ago
2:01 HAHAHAHA taken down!!!
TheInformer13 3 months ago
0:46-0:51 LOL
NSerup 3 months ago
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NSerup 3 months ago
go to the mall of america and try this! HAHAHA
soadrocker135 3 months ago
1:55 There he runs down the stairs to get him :DD
Niada47 3 months ago
new Olympic sport
xxRiidDl3dSn1p3rxx 3 months ago
my brother :D
owkay.. not then but i really wished it :D
rsmovers 3 months ago
Neg and Remi should team up
SuperSpicTacular 3 months ago 2
@SuperSpicTacular hell yeah!
DimSimToughBitch 3 months ago
good one
001malti 3 months ago in playlist Balls of Steel - Neg's urban sports
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Come on fatty!!!
mikecaps47 3 months ago
1:26 Paul Blart Mall Cop
AnimePivotLX 3 months ago
Those security guards got a work out!
bluebell707 3 months ago
if the black guy was usain bolt he would have been fucked
abcdefghijkl10245 3 months ago in playlist Liked 49
@abcdefghijkl10245 if anyone was usain bolt it would of been over
goku21060 2 months ago
@abcdefghijkl10245 I think every body would be Fucked XD
12kenneth1212 2 months ago
come on fat boy
abcdefghijkl10245 3 months ago in playlist Liked
at 0:55 he did a benji marshall side step lol
abcdefghijkl10245 3 months ago
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cool Im professional BALLET dancer. You can ask me to give you ballet show
christinegergers 3 months ago
whos the group of bitch fucks that disliked this video?
hacckd 4 months ago
explainTROLL is failTROLL. that is all.
LivingInJesusLand 4 months ago
der typ ist der hammer, der sollt mal was mit remi gaillard machen
und die melodie ist genial
GeneralKevolas 4 months ago
fucking chicken nuggets
GekkouKitsune 4 months ago 3
Laughing my ass off at the people who fight on here
Runner4LifeMatt15 4 months ago
I lol'd so hard at this one. Would have been me chasing someone as a guard :)
LindsayFamilyGuy 4 months ago
That guy should do parcour...
AnthraxInjections 4 months ago
I was thinking about starting to work on my stamina. Doing some squash, fitness, w/e.
But I think I have found something that's a lot more fun -!
Athehra 4 months ago
I'd like to see him try this in Jamaica.
itakheem 4 months ago 2
He's a fast motherfucker Neg is ..
fknrandomm1 4 months ago
this dude should play football, and i mean american football not pussy ass futbol
12tippettm 4 months ago
@12tippettm
pretty sure you mean handegg not american football u fuckin muppet shittickler
lmao americas cant come up with thir own names 4 shit prats
Mecher529 4 months ago
@Mecher529 Heres a name we came up with for you, its called fag
12tippettm 4 months ago
@12tippettm
lmao fuckin americunts cant even come up wif a good insult right buncha cockends
Mecher529 4 months ago 2
@Mecher529 Well you stupid bitches couldnt even keep us under you control, your country is full of little pussy ass fags and bad teeth
12tippettm 4 months ago
@12tippettm
ya are one right cheeky cunt mate arent ya? y would we wanna keep ya? bunch a fat fucks that cant see ur own bollocks in massive debt
no thx dont want ur shitty fukin obese country draggin us into the ocean lmao
Mecher529 4 months ago
@Mecher529 Allright i would respond but what you said in the first scentence just insults yourself so i dont even need to try and insult a country that says right cheeky cunt
12tippettm 4 months ago
@12tippettm
ya right ya fuckin poof
u and ur shitty american iq of 70 prolly couldnt even come up wif a good insult eh not suprised its ok some1 has 2 be the laughin stock of the world: america ;)
Mecher529 4 months ago
@Mecher529 What are you talking about? Poof? Where do you get these words? im not sure if your trying to insult me please try a bit harder next time. its no fun when im arguing with an idiot who has no idea what he's talking about and just tells lies about shit
12tippettm 4 months ago
@12tippettm
an idiot and an uncultured fuck haha wat a stupid little twat this 1 is
what lies? no lies been said by me mate only facts that americans like u are stupid as fuck
Mecher529 4 months ago
@Mecher529 ya im done with you kid, go eat munch on some fish and chips with you mangled teeth and sip some tea. oh and have fun voting for your president next time that comes up, oh wait you cant because you fags don't have democracy! you just sit there and let a little old lady run your cuntry while we go out killing osama and fighting terrorism and try to make the world a better place, unlike your lazy, pussy asses
12tippettm 4 months ago
@12tippettm
americans 2 stupid n fat n lazy to see anythin thru to the end lmao dam rite you stop talkin 2 me before i step all over u BITCH
Mecher529 4 months ago
@12tippettm just saying, the brits arent run by that queen shes just for show..... we have done such a great job of education in america....
jnebelkopf1 4 months ago
@jnebelkopf1 ya so no ones running the country, its a bunch of outta control idiots with an old lady in charge if anything goes wrong, but nothing ever will because they have nothing of value
12tippettm 4 months ago
@12tippettm Oh so ignorant...
xSkullzee 4 months ago
@xSkullzee oh so nuna your buisness
12tippettm 4 months ago
@12tippettm do you know how much the royal jewels are worth
martgo1000 4 months ago
@martgo1000 do you know how much i dont give a shit? Its not like theyre for sale idiot so there just sitting there doing no good, and besides even if they were all that money couldnt fixed all the fucked up teeth in britain
12tippettm 4 months ago
@12tippettm are you an idiot?
martgo1000 4 months ago
@martgo1000 nope, are you
12tippettm 4 months ago
@12tippettm Oh god, at first in your argument I was on your side, for the most part. But damn have you proved to be beyond ignorant. You put us intelligent Americans to shame. Neither you or Mecher529 do a good thing for either of your countries by arguing like morons insulting each other.
blackmajic13 4 months ago
@blackmajic13 allright well first off you should have been on my side at first because your from america so you should like football, and second idc if ur not because its jus 2 guys trolling each other on the internet, the meaning is to insul each other and obviously i trolled the best
12tippettm 4 months ago
Is anyone else super impressed that he was able to outrun a black guy?
jalora 4 months ago in playlist Balls of Steel - Neg's urban sports 134
@jalora I think your comment is based on killerre5's comment.
ymk19 4 months ago
@jalora Lawl nothing like a good old racistjoke eh?
Hungrybearfire 3 months ago
@jalora He's just really fast...
Can you imagine^^
MrScraapie 3 months ago
the best part is always when he orders fucking diddy donuts
thesir27 4 months ago 2
Fake
Keysta7 4 months ago
THIS (except for 2nd try) is how steal shit from a store
MiztaSeoul 4 months ago
how many times has this guy been arrested?
cupcakesandwiches 4 months ago
come on paul blaurt
OnepuBop 4 months ago
Lol how illegal would this be xD
TheShadowedOne1995 4 months ago
@TheShadowedOne1995 Not at all. You didn't steal anything :3
needle444 3 months ago
@needle444 Pretty sure you'd get charged for disturbing the peace and mischief though..
TheShadowedOne1995 3 months ago
@TheShadowedOne1995
Disturbing the piece is a ridiculous charge anyway.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 3 months ago
ahhhh, 240p, we meet again
sajprj 4 months ago
@sajprj Who cares if this is 240P This is funnier than a donkey with a lit stick of dynamite shoved up it's ass!
needle444 4 months ago
big ass can cacht him
MegaBob1234567891011 4 months ago
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rikskron 4 months ago 3
Damn, Neg just out ran a black guy. No offense.
AbRockster 4 months ago 2
That guard at the second run had a little bit too much fuckin' diddy donuts
Johanproducties 5 months ago 2
@Johanproducties agreed
Qhran 4 months ago
they don't have guns?
xxxheat 5 months ago