David Letterman - Paris Hilton's iPhone App

[kelofduty]

omg paris u freakin genius~!! lol... that app!! hahah lol nayce lollllll lmfao... omg... hahah.. GENIUS!!! lol

[andreszuniga93]

SHES A STUPID WHORE!! that is that needs to be said about her.

if you agree like this comment.

[amadeus092]

menuda zorra...

[yellowdress44]

she seems like a sweet girl

[joyfighter]

Is the boyfriends jacket too small? or is he making himself look bigger :P

[OVOX0]

she is the hottest 30 yr old i have ever seen

[joyfighter]

@OVOX0 Well than i'm guessing you haven't seen that many 30 yr old ladies :P

[TietCanhVit]

LETTERMAN and his sarcasm... LOL !!

[SallieSimpson]

She has weird shoulders.

[EsCapeTheFAmE818]

@SallieSimpson its called being sexy/Plasti surgey

[widebody123]

Little known fact, she is an accomplished chess player. elo 1600+

[zerkzy842]

:59 growing her empire?? wat does she do with the other 23 hours and 59 mins of the day?

[TheMaccerG]

Truly everything wrong with modern society!!

[LgFaver]

God.... she's truly an idiot. This interview is great entertainment though

[GREENLIGHT324]

SHE IS ONE BAD BITCH! I'D FUCK HER ON COMMAND!

[maxinpains]

@MeltemHakanLove  Just takin rest right now.LOL

[leejames150]

she is the reason why the world is failing

[pdx98pdx98]

Is that app for android?

[laurence265]

lol dave likes the app

[laurence265]

lol dave likes the app

[yarllythinkso]

who in their right mind would buy that worthless excuse of an app

[evangelistabjj]

this is so awkward, they both clearly hate each other.

[ThisIsCecile]

@evangelistabjj haha i know! like why does she even come on the show when he just pisses her off :L

[PoseidonKross2009]

Paris' formula for fame:

sex tape + money + good looks = fame

Do you see "skills"?... yeah. I don't either.

[camib0u]

@PoseidonKross2009 I don't see the good looks either!

[PoseidonKross2009]

@camib0u I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.

[webly17]

Only one thing she is good for.....

[TheMonkiAss]

wait..she has fans?? what is she in the first place?

[TheMonkiAss]

reflecting, ruminate, self-examining.....words that will make her brains (if there is any) explode

[animeloverfan18]

What did she accomplish? Beside all those embarrassing things!!

[Fredrinski]

@animeloverfan18 Tough question that..

[nicktesla45]

What do Paris Hilton and a Rooster have Almost in Common ?? A rooster says cocka-doodle-do and Paris says Any cock will do . Ha ha ha ha

[asdfmosin]

@nicktesla45 !!!!!

[maxinpains]

@nicktesla45 nah. She prefer Extra firm & LARGE & LONG one.

[mrladiesdream]

"im growing my empire" The Force be with us, Darth Parisius is building a starkiller!

[12345678910LILLI]

she seems nice :) dont be so harsch on her..

[zaneacademy]

not sure what do people like about this lady.

i think she is kind of ugly - at least in my opinion

[Qarwan000]

silly girl will never ever grow up

[LINDOUILLLE]

You guys can hate her all you want but she's famous, she has money and yes she accomplished a lot!

[CupofPhenol]

@LINDOUILLLE no, her father accomplished alot. what has she ever done that was worthwhile? get drunk, be a scank? go to prison? great accomplishments.. and great role model for young girls too..

[McFlyAreNumber1]

Famous for nothing!

[okonomiyakiyummy]

im not a fan of paris hilton, but everyone seriously has no idea how much this bitch took advantage of her pointless fame, she has like 8 perfumes that became number 1 sellers, a music album, a bunch of tv shows, everyone calls her a whore and hate her guts but the truth of the matter is that this bitch is smart when it comes to making that dough.

[minazmorgul]

This is riduculous, haha:D But I understand that they made it just for fun, right?:D [God, I want her cars!!!:D]

[ninjacupcake2000]

She's saying "oh I had to work hard to accomplish my clothesline" it's stupid because she acts as if she had to work hard to earn it but she had Daddy's money as support the whole time so she needs to stop acting as if she had to put her blood, sweat and tears into it.

[23house23]

Fuck the haters. She's so hot.

[alsk123654]

Extremely untalented and has nothing to stand out. Except money and money!

[Aganiel]

I dread the day she will have children...

[RoseIsRee]

everybody thats doging Parish on here stop it right now ! who cares where her money comes from do she suppose to do stand on the corners with yall broke azz's and wish ?

[elanorest]

she hot

[yportal101]

Her boyfriend is hot.. o.o

[India1986]

Why even come on the show? Seriously?

[Lottechoco]

The Hilton family must be so embarrassed by her

[CrazyMultiBanana]

@Lottechoco Haha why? Im not a Hilton fan of any kind but shes more succesful and more famous than you will ever be. Not trying to be a jerk but its true. She has accomplished more than you will do in your whole lifetime. Just saying...

[Lottechoco]

the Hilton family must be so embarrassed by her

[SpringDolly]

she so cute!

[SpringDolly]

her voice changed!

[latoek]

props for not wearing shoes 0:16

[louparr]

accomplished !!!! what?????

[Ilusionariat]

@louparr Accomplished what>? Well.... a dick!

[yourjefe]

@louparr accomplished you being one of the 170,000 people who watched her video.

[maxinpains]

@louparr LOL! Amazingly hell of stuffs she did. really.

[Nabibhr1]

سبحان اللي سواك

[dudaawierda98]

she´s ugly

[Nabibhr1]

وَلَقَدْ جَعَلْنَا فِي السَّمَاءِ بُرُوجًا وَزَيَّنَّاهَا لِلنَّاظِرِينَ

[tromuniapp]

oh yah and she is rich cuz her parents own the HILTON hotel chain. and yes, there is a real "paris" Hilton.

[tromuniapp]

she is famous because she is..er...famous?

[Nabibhr1]

Never seen your fantasy to be paid

[44joints]

@StephenDedalus4 .... because people like you and I are sitting here watching her!

[Nabibhr1]

get sure of been away of army playboy empoyees

[Nabibhr1]

Why gays feel jealus of you while you are not boy?

[trashama]

I love the laugh of this guy!

[cjsummi123]

Everyone who thinks this is real is a boob ur so stupid it's a SKIT just like the lady gaga and any others

[flashdanceluver]

äre you having sex"hahaha wtf bit too much david!

[jeanfreaur09]

paris's boyfriend is kinda hott .

[widebody123]

every time i see paris, i feel happy. thank you paris for existing.

[Jelboo]

I kinda wish Paris was relevant again instead of those Kardashians. :P

[architecture92]

she' sucks !!!

[Theandymano]

No upskirt :(

[SinfulCatasrafy]

very beautiful and thank goodness she's kind of changed

[MROSARIO379]

AYYYY POBRE PARIS!!!! ALGUN DÍA SE HARÁ VIEJA........

ALGÚN DÍA MORIRÁ COMO TODOS.......

[jassencho0]

thumbs up if ya think she has gross knees :D

[MrXxCupcakesxX]

her face is soooo red now xD



[dEViN1887]

lol ya accomplished so much

[zoneforgamers]

why the hell is she famous?

[thegrimyeaper]

@zoneforgamers She sucked cock on cam. Worked for Kim Kardashian too.

[AztecMichael]

@zoneforgamers think cuz she's a model..

[hafrox]

@AztecMichael Or maybe because her grandpa has ALOTTA money.

[R3QuicK]

@zoneforgamers i think shes a model or she sings.

[Channel450]

@zoneforgamers Because she's hot as hell!!!!

[abeedakbar]

@zoneforgamers She talked on the phone while bangin some guy in the dark.

[PorroFirst]

@zoneforgamers That's her job.

[Soulsphere001]

@zoneforgamers

It's, at least in part, because she's rich. She used her money to get known by people who are famous and in doing so she got famous herself. At least, that's what I think happened.

[parishotfriend]

@zoneforgamers Famouse for being famouse ;))

[repoman174]

@zoneforgamers Its called daddy's rich so I can do whatever I want,its also called being born in the club.

[deoxysysteme]

@zoneforgamers she has better publicist

[iparfaite]

i just wasted 3:55 mn of my life :/

[microdon2]

Good lord, she is one GREAT LOOKING hunk of DEAD WOOD.

[UGADawgs555]

"accomplished so much"...that's funny to me.

[universalparamount01]

Would we know who Paris is if her daddy wasn't so rich?

Can't sing

Can't act

Can give good head!!

[partyrock88]

I love her dress!(: Shes so pretty, and looks way to young to be 30

[YoungstaD713]

@ThatOneAnnoyingTroll same here haha i dun care about what yall think about her..I do anythin this bitch tell me I be whoooooooooppppppppppp shit.....

[HoboGus]

Who gives a shit what this dumb ass blonde snake thinks. Letterman must be hard up for guests if he has to put her on.

[MIGUELJIMENEZ2010]

denle una verga para mamar q eso si se ve q lo hace de lujo

[ewankowh]

Her bf looks hot.. Paris is a real life Emma Frost. LOL

[SalemMillion]

"will this show up on my verizion bill" LMFAO

[kiwieeheart]

I think she is nice...she has may have done stupid things...and she may continue to do other stupid things....but i think she has a good heart and/or was really nice in the interview.

[VicenzoV]

You just know by the way he looks at her he doesn't take her very seriously.

He must have seen some of her films.

Or just that one film.

[savagegiraffe1]

Paris Hiltons children are going to be the dumbest fucking retards on the planet, were all doomed and the planet is going to explode

[ShakyB420]

"...and have kids" **cringe**

[4enoi]

HE ISN'T WEARING A PAIR OF SHOES! 0:24

[itoxiik]

Stupid spoiled whore she also has a sex video

[TheLawliet08]

Why people like Paris? So she has money but no talent.

[folladordeprostis]

@TheLawliet08 she is a hot slut,but bad actress and too dumb,she should do porn

[TheLawliet08]

@folladordeprostis I know but there are actually people out who get inspired by this talentless slut, and i really wanted to know why? It seems odd.

[folladordeprostis]

@TheLawliet08 she is only good to fuck,for blow jobs,etc not an actress or shit like that,she should do porn because she is a a hot and dumb slut

[TheLawliet08]

@folladordeprostis She's ok. She's not THAT hot, she's got a fucking jew nose.

[NinjaAttack98]

shes older than my mom my mom had me at 17!!!!

[theromanceandfuck]

im going to be the one to say, lay off of her with all the rude comments, i think you all should just say "hey i love paris, cause i know i do, she has so much swag and most of the people that probably hate her are chunti hispanic bitches who are jealous....I LOVE PARISH HILTONN LLLOLL

[TheTaylormae]

I love you Paris(: your so amazing

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

Love Paris.

George Vreeland Hill

[QuantumProphet]

@StephenDedalus4 she sucks ;)

[amoonh545]

Very tense

[amoonh545]

America: drugs - alcohol - prostitution - stolen - was killed ... Etc.

[WarchiefFilms]

She is spoiled by her parents.

[FLIGHTCOMPANY]

I bet she waits for stop signs to turn green

[Hawaiiio]

are you having sex? bulletproof ! hehehehe

[kiansamiei]

she's not even hot lol maybe a little, U guys know what she does for living ? seriously, like her movies suck, tv shows, yuckkkk....

[justinbieberloverbig]

I<3 PARIS. 

[kevslf1]

Thumbs up if you only watch this because she is hot

[RunwayDiaries]

TUNE INTO SWIMSUIT SUPERMODEL MARYJANES NEW CHANNEL RUNWAYDIARIES! @MARYTWEETSS

[VeldaSisk6944]

sexier, .........I seen the sex tape with her when she was like 19 in a morgantown hotel! lol.. go here to see.....[Starzexposed....dot..­.com.]............ ( happy girl Must now be played im-your-toy )

[TaylorXCat]

Now the chair has crabs.

[xParisHiltonForeverx]

saw this on world according to paris <3

[xxpoisenandkissesxx]

the 'audience' on this show always laughs at a weird time and really loud at things that arn't funny :/ always sounds like a laugh track xD

[MoheyMojito]

@xxpoisenandkissesxx probably nobody laughed at any joke in this episode, so later in editing they added the laugh track! :D

[safari0317]

@xxpoisenandkissesxx

always sounds like a laugh track→i think so too,it's like the japanese old tv show"coming&enjoying at 8PM"

(8時だよ全員集合）

thanks!

[dawoodoo]

shes alive ??

[jedimaster1326]

SHES 30?????????????

[pennyferret77]

@jedimaster1326 huh looks like 40 or 50 to me

[spurnthemuse]

Business is the man's part. A woman, with a stron 10th house ought to help to manage the social life, clubs, astrology, and humanitarian goals of her Biblically-oriented husband.

[spurnthemuse]

@foxyroxy2005  Abuse of the genitalia. Same as Abby in NCIS

SPURN THE MUSE!!

[dpm656]

i hate her, cause she thinks that just because she is rich and all that stuff, she have the power to control everybody, and everyone is being fake with her..

[freemasonsG]

she slept with christiano ronaldo that's a accomplishment !

[kangadillo]

WHY is this person famous????

[pirata760]

any language can express any thought without ambiguity, and this less than any

[vik1ing2]

ty paris hilton youve accomplished so much for this country.

[captinFURIOUS]

where is she going to buy her kids from ????

[eny1103]

@captinFURIOUS ahhahahahahahhahhah

[BgKnoccoutGangstaDre]

@foxyroxy2005 Or maybe too much COCK!!!!

[DevPack]

i fucking love letterman!!

[incognito1472]

@foxyroxy2005 she sounds like she is losing her mind. 1:03 having kids? OMG lets hope that they're not blonde.

[RoxysShow]

Aww her birthday is 10 days after mine(:

[nothingButFatBeatss]

@foxyroxy2005

shes sucks to much PP