John Ritter is so funny in this film. Funny in that timid, conservative, insecure 21st century mall salesman kind-of-a-way. He is a clear highlight of this film. It makes me a bit sad to think that he passed on at the young age of 54...just about 2 months before this film first premiered in theaters.
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I watched this movie every single day when i was 15.Couldnt get enough of it. to the point where I would recite and some ppl would give me the crazy eye hahaha
what is with you? someboby drop you on your fucking head? on my head ? yea are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head? how can they drop me onto my own head? no, not onto your god damn it are you fucking with me ?? thats is one of the funnyiest parts
You're as queer as a $10 bill.
ShotanaFilms 5 months ago
Wanna play "Hide the Nazi"..!?!
crimson6858 5 months ago
"Ass clown!" XD
koolkillax 5 months ago
I loved a woman who wasnt clean.lol!
dccomics2011 5 months ago
this movie makes me bloody horny! I want to fornicate the whole world!!!
siliyemoodislam 6 months ago
"God damnit! Are you fucking with me?!"
Dissimulatex 6 months ago
Ow watch the toenails kid! shit LOL
blueoctober6 6 months ago
Get this kid off me before he pisses on me!
crimson6858 6 months ago
Willie hacked the mall
norwegiantechnolover 6 months ago
What is DMV ?
KlaymenDel 6 months ago
@KlaymenDel "Godamnit, are you fucking with me!?!"
crimson6858 6 months ago
@crimson6858 No. Seriously. I'm not american. So, I'm not down with such things...
KlaymenDel 6 months ago
@crimson6858 I AM NOT GAY!
YuGiOhManiac8000 6 months ago
Who's the bitch now, elf fucker!?!
crimson6858 6 months ago
god damnit are you fucking with me lol
ncs1988 7 months ago
guys, i live in Phoenix and believe me, Apache Junction is a Shithole!
Yun351 7 months ago
John Ritter is so funny in this film. Funny in that timid, conservative, insecure 21st century mall salesman kind-of-a-way. He is a clear highlight of this film. It makes me a bit sad to think that he passed on at the young age of 54...just about 2 months before this film first premiered in theaters.
ScentlessApprentice7 7 months ago
2:47 God damn that's a nice ass!
madridunited23 7 months ago
I need a sandwich
BadToaster 7 months ago
the conversation between these 2 throughout this film is too funny.
wowPenguinfeet 7 months ago
"Great another fuckin mongoloid" haha
hitek244 8 months ago
fuck me santa fuck me Santa fuck me santa fuck me Santa fuck me Santa fuck me santa fuck me Santa fuck me santa fuck me santa!!
90FUNNYGUY 9 months ago
thumbs up if u feel bad or the little kid who gets shit on :/
Bloolooloo69 9 months ago 7
billy bob thornton is a legend!
edward3710 10 months ago
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SuckOnDeez86 10 months ago
"you gotta name?" ....."yeah." hehe and then the "ok then"- face :P
21karo12 10 months ago
"azz clowun" lol
GranTurismoKid2011 10 months ago
Lol
Marcus- JESUS CHRIST!
And the chick with the big booty is called Grace Calderon......she never appeared in other movies since.
1MrDonCarlos1 10 months ago
MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shanice196able1 11 months ago 4
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agreed:L
Becca012996 10 months ago
13:24 hahahaaha
Superben169 11 months ago
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Superben169 11 months ago
Performance? Performance, like sexual?
Superben169 11 months ago
@Superben169 2:43 Old people on chair, 3:04 No old people on chair, 3:08 old people back on chair. They must be shape shifters.
cobolt13 11 months ago
Even his attempt at racism is pathetic
edinscot56789 1 year ago
some of these scenes are different then the regular movie is this the other version?
stacks6969allday 1 year ago
I love how he swears at the kid yet he wont just say hes not really santa haha
ccclllaaarrrkkk 1 year ago
1:54 reckless idiot
piplup2009 1 year ago
LMAO the way he talks to the kids is so hilarious
loveub88 1 year ago
lmao is their somthing wrong with my gear... what gear my fuck stick rofl!
justmakemeanaccount 1 year ago
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BonhommeHero 1 year ago
Aw I can't believe he acted so mean to that cute little girl. Still, this movie's hilarious!
ElegeantFencer 1 year ago
love this seen it already 9 times
jocelynedorier1 1 year ago
love this seen it alreeady 9 times
jocelynedorier1 1 year ago
siraulotalagaako 1 year ago 4
i like to fart in my blanket...saves me muney on my gas bill. no pun intended.
thebabycakes71 1 year ago
@ 9:37 Dats real shit. Every were you are in public it's always some stupid motherfucka watchin you from a distance........... LMAO..........
ExposureExpo 1 year ago
C'mon Son them big ass words gotta go lol
ExposureExpo 1 year ago
It's hide the Nazi because his penis has a little German helmet on :P
Tbag3O 1 year ago
i got something for ur pretty ass....lmao
bishopdone 1 year ago
Santa: "What do you want?"
Kid: "Fraggle stick car"
Santa: "What the fuck is that??"
lmao
RMena64 1 year ago 3
i dont get the gay guy scene
MrJimboster 1 year ago 3
@MrJimboster Neither do i but it was pretty funny tho
dtnjs4life 1 year ago
i love this fucking movie !!!!!
worldwide181 1 year ago
"Hide the nazi"? I dont get it?
sugarcubicle 1 year ago
MY FUCK STICK!
drakejackson1 1 year ago
GODDAMMIT ARE U FUCKING WIT ME ?? hahahahahahaa
itswatevafools 1 year ago 3
@elkantler75 maybe Hamilton is big in india ?
itswatevafools 1 year ago
its crazy that been and ritter were like sidekicks in the film and they are no longer with us.....RIP
DEACONAP4LOVE 1 year ago
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This movie is fucked up big time because it has Coons=Niggers in here :(
HitlersHolocaust8814 1 year ago
@HitlersHolocaust8814 ya all thts missing is spics like me and cunts like u
itswatevafools 1 year ago
@HitlersHolocaust8814 fuck you you stupid dumb nazi asshole
drakejackson1 1 year ago
What is the DMV?
brutalMaC23 1 year ago
@brutalMaC23 - Department of Motor Vehicles
AxeChocolateboy 1 year ago
i love this movie fucking hilarious
alex1234567istheshiz 1 year ago
the main skater guy looks like draco malfoy
roguetrip99 1 year ago
FUCK ME SANTA FUCK ME SANTA FUCK ME SANTA FUCK ME SANTA FUCK ME SANTA FUCK ME SANTA FUCK ME SANTA FUCK ME SANTA FUCK ME SANTA
RimjobYourMomReturns 1 year ago
lol 11:11
MEDINA134 1 year ago
Forget about It's a Wonderful Life and
Miracle on 34th Street, Bad Santa is the classic movie Christmas movie.
islamDick 1 year ago 2
this movie is toooooooo funny
that part when that man attack him n the parking lot is priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!! elf fucker hahahaha
MsMekaBaby27 1 year ago
@MsMekaBaby27 that actor got a life sentence for domestic abuse recently
roguetrip99 1 year ago
Whos the bitch now santy claus faggy claus
87kittygirl 1 year ago
Love this movie.
emcred 1 year ago
Damn.... R.I.P John Ritter and Bernie Mac.
x0ticShwty 1 year ago
why do guys allways like girls smelly asses?
mrmikeroach1 1 year ago
"I said NEXT Goddammit, this is not the DMV!" ROTFLMFAO!
LarryB1984 1 year ago 2
Thanks for posting the whole movie ; ]
ElKidZero 1 year ago
i said next god damn it this is not the dmv. one of the best movie quotes ever
rocker4u123 1 year ago
my "fuck stick"
MoneyR8 1 year ago 2
I watched this movie every single day when i was 15.Couldnt get enough of it. to the point where I would recite and some ppl would give me the crazy eye hahaha
60microphonemajesty 1 year ago
Got a name????..........'Yeah'
lubetube2009 1 year ago
..I love anti Christmas movies.. The ref and bad santa lol
RAIDERS7009 1 year ago
LOL Santa got his hole !!!
BollockMcTesticles 1 year ago
LMFAO did anyone else not get the whole nut job telling him hes not gay? i never understood that
RebirthWoWGuild 1 year ago
just whene you thought ppl couldnt make movies anymore and reamakes comes bad santa.Awesome movie.
MrShcotty2010 1 year ago
Fraggle-Stick Car. HA! What the fuck is that?!?!?!
phineasgauge69 1 year ago
what is with you? someboby drop you on your fucking head? on my head ? yea are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head? how can they drop me onto my own head? no, not onto your god damn it are you fucking with me ?? thats is one of the funnyiest parts
joethefarmer1821 1 year ago
fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa
bcgabriot 1 year ago 5
R.I.P Bernie Mac and John Ritter
RMG1234567890 1 year ago 99
@RMG1234567890 truly. and what a great way to go out though, career best performances saved for their last. Very very funny thanks to them.
carntspell 1 year ago
fa sho
jackmeoffnmakmecum 1 year ago
@RMG1234567890 Legends
edinscot56789 1 year ago
@RMG1234567890 man its still hard to believe theyre both gone
psunny24ify 11 months ago
"Ass clown"
khaly5 1 year ago
great movie concept this shits quality
UKallday1 1 year ago 27
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my brother 9 years old like this shit :P
alexandero50000 1 year ago
@alexandero50000 Ha I loved it when I was that age too. lol
Rarrin9378 1 year ago
I am not gay either
crissy214 1 year ago
when the guy came up and started saying im not gay, that whole part made me laugh till tears.
abcjc1 1 year ago
fragell stick cawr !
blockboy5609 1 year ago
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I dont give a shit what you want lol
TheMashwatcher585 1 year ago
HAHAHA!!!!!!! You smell like a bums ball sack!!! Fucking Hillarious!
The666thBowelOfHell 1 year ago
@The666thBowelOfHell your mom smells like a bums nut sack
347avatar 1 year ago
@347avatar
how do yho no ? nob head ! bloody hate people who say stuff like that
ghostyism 1 year ago
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sorry i never ment to press thumbs down x
ghostyism 1 year ago