ADAM CAROLLA ON SOCCER

[PennyWisee14]

Soccer is lame and all of its players

[BushPrintzle]

lol@Dale from Curb Your Enthusiasm

[Danilo2moon]

there they are confirming all the american cliches without noticing: arrogant, loud, stupid, fat and no clue about football ... and the rest of the world is laughing at them

[bombersrulz]

@Danilo2moon Canada isn't, Australia isn't and neither is New Zealand. Soccer is pathetic.

[PennyWisee14]

@Danilo2moon Don't you mean soccer?

[smaniz]

Well, american "handball" (not football since its not played with a foot) is so popular in the States so all the fat men can participate and all those other obese people watching the games can get the impression they too could be sporty...

[bombersrulz]

@smaniz Ever heard of the punt? Using your logic i guess i can call soccer "dive-noscoring ball"

[Benjias]

Soccer require more skill than American Football, better shape and i think there are interest that soccer do not grow here in this country specially for the American Football, beisball, around the world soccer move more money than American football 

[Benjias]

Here in USA the commercials looks like super heroes the football players, soccer like you name the most beautiful sport is a feeling, people in other countries enjoy playing this sport in different places, the soccer players i mean the top one they are famous around the world, the most famous American football they are famous only here, go down from your clouds, you do not have the best athletes, superbowl is nothing compare to The world Cup, you only know Beackam who is a regular player

[telescope3]

We don't really "hate" soccer. That would be like hating grass growing. Its just something we don't find to be particularly entertaining. Kick, kick, kick, kick, out of bounds. Throw, kick, kick, kick, kick, turnover, kick, kick, out of bounds. Throw, kick, kick, kick, trip, penalty. Throw, kick, kick, kick, out of bounds, kick, kick, kick, kick, turnover, kick, kick, turnover, kick, kick, out of bounds, shot attempt (finally), block. Throw, kick, kick, kick... (repeat ad nauseum).

[Idlethumb88]

@telescope3 Yeh, you don't really seem to ever get past that phase of child like tiny attention spans in america. If two men don't bang their skulls together every two minutes then you wander off and start drawing on the walls in crayon. Luckily most the rest of the world still enjoys it.

[dicktatortot]

@telescope3 fuck you, American football is just a bunch of fat guys and arrogant buff black dudes doing one play at a time, getting tired somehow, then getting injured for long periods of time, and i cannot understand how football players ever get tired or injured, they do one 10 second play and then stop for two minutes to reconfigure their offense. on the other hand, soccer is aesthetically pleasing, and very creative.

[bluemoonrising26]

Why are they talking about Beckham's wage when the highest paid sportsmen in the world are American Footballers? AF is an awful game, a bastardisation of one English game with a name borrowed from another. 'Soccer' is played in every country in the world, watched by billions during events such as the World Cup and is the most played sport across the globe.

[albabhoy81]

Judging by all the videos on the subject of fOOtball vs American fOOtball it's clear that American fOOtball fans only want to see big muscley so called men's men jumping all over each other. Quite homo erotic of them.

Marvell Wynne an American who plays fOOtball (soccer) ran 100 metres in 10.39 seconds

[510shredder]

@albabhoy81 nice self projection. anything else?

[albabhoy81]

@510shredder Nice response. My opinion came from most the comments from American fOOtball fans on why it's better than fOOtball. Homo erotic. Hehaw to do with myself.

[superwilkes]

Adam Carolla

[gottmospahedengubbar]

@superwilkes Yes, he is in this clip. The title even include "ADAM CAROLLA".

[gottmospahedengubbar]

Adam rant!!!!

[Jairus414]

I Hate Soccer

[xFUCKxYOURxMOTHERx]

Soccer = most popular sport in every country except the united states, celebrated by billions around the world

American Football = overrated and one of the slowest moving games on TV, hyped up by the media to get dumb Americans to watch

[gamemasterzoomzoomom]

@xFUCKxYOURxMOTHERx amen! Americans are f*cking stupid, and im american but i act more British. Hell, i called my teacher a wanker after he was saying FATball was more manly than football.

[LuckyLuke199]

@xFUCKxYOURxMOTHERx Soccer: Where a 0-0 tie is always a realistic possibility. Where fans are so insanely racist, they will chant monkey taunts at black players. Where faked injuries (which in any other sport would be a disgrace) are tolerated and encouraged. Where fans are so unsportsmanlike (blood packs, urine packs, and flares tossed onto the field, rioting), they can be banned from their own stadium (Italy).

Good. I'm glad American Football is nothing like that.

[xFUCKxYOURxMOTHERx]

@LuckyLuke199

Yep. How you just described Soccer. That's especially what intrigues me.

[gowplayer2]

@xFUCKxYOURxMOTHERx haha wow you're fucking ignorant and possibly retarded. football isn't near as hyped as soccer ROFL. you don't have to make the NFL sound interesting, it just IS. 5 NFL players could probably win a fight against all the soccer teams in the world, at once... Talk about real atheletes.

[xFUCKxYOURxMOTHERx]

@gowplayer2

You replied with "5 NFL players could probably win a fight against all the soccer teams in the world, at once... Talk about real atheletes.", and your calling me retarted.

[gottmospahedengubbar]

@gowplayer2 Are you really stupid? First of all, fighting is not solely based on strength or size. A fast, agile fighter has a good chance against a bigger opponent (Gracie etc). 5 NFL player probably cant take down 5 top European soccerplayers. In Europe we dont wash down our beer with KFC sauce.

[gowplayer2]

@gottmospahedengubbar europe has way more problems than the united states does. 5 of the worst nfl players definitely can take out 5 european soccer plays. i'm not even a huge fan of football or have any pride in it, i'm just saying that the nfl has the best atheletes in the world. would be stupid to say otherwise.

[gottmospahedengubbar]

@gowplayer2 No they cant, fucking idiot. NFL doesen't have the best athletes in the world? Based on what, your personal preference? Fucking idiot. I'd like to see those fat fucks run for 90 minutes. A soccer player needs to be have allround strength, whilst an American Footballplayer can solely work on his arms, or his legs depending on which position he plays.

Why the fuck is it even called Football when they kick the ball like three times in a game?

[gowplayer2]

@gottmospahedengubbar what the fuck are they teaching you in your piece of shit country. are you fucking KIDDING ME? the weakest running back in the nfl is faster than the FASTER soccer player. HAHA you are SO fucking stupid.

[gottmospahedengubbar]

@gowplayer2 You're a fucking white trash piece of shit. You obviously dont know shit about shit, and i fucking challange your statement.

Google up two lists, one of the average runningspeed of a running back, and a soccer player (not goalkeeper, of course).

[TranceAddict1989]

did he just say skinny white guys? i never almost never see a skinny soccer player... gues its different in america

[LAPunk1986]

Soccer blows. They just run down an absurdly large field and make a goal every 45 minutes. So exciting. You can't use your hands which looks gay, but the fans are so racist that they'll stomp the other country's fans to death. It's a silly sport, and I don't like sports in general. Fuck Hockey too. Gliding is gay.

[sonbello61]

Adam Carrola needs to eat carrots ...look at those teeth hanging out...He's got a rabbit's mouth......when he talks sounds like his teeth are fighting his lips...Maybe he needs a Football, umm sorry S-O-C-C-E-R !!!!!!...Player to kick him in the mouth..it might fix that overbite...Boy he's doing a second rate comedy show !!!! .Wow what happened to his career ?...Whose asking ?..Jimmy Kimmels.

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

lame, ace man being pc here. he knows good and well that the white man is stronger than the afro-bozo. merely look at strong man comps.

case closed

[purplenurps]

You need no skill at all to play american football

[JAEGERSTER]

@purplenurps YOU GOT THE RIGHT ALL YOU NEED IS FAT IDIOTS HITTING THEMSELVES AND LOOSING MORE BRAIN CELLS, HOW CAN IT BE A SPORT WHEN THEY ARE ALL FAT AND TAKE A BREAK EVERY TEN SECONDS.WAIT THAT IS AMERICA

[wintersnowboard]

@purplenurps thats not true at all but i like soccer as we say it here, better than american football deff need more endurance, soccer and hockey i think you need to be in the best shape

[purplenurps]

@wintersnowboard All you need to be is fast and able to take a hit, nothing really happens in american football

[LobsterRoc]

"he should kick that ball back to England"... the Italian and English rivalry continues i see. 

[Theremedialgash]

Carolla is a fucking idiot. and it's because of the likes of him that most of the world celebrates 11/9.

Gash

x

[rhcprxbandits]

the guy on adams right didnt get the joke. hes just staring around at everyone else and then figures it out. 0:57

[Razlo5000]

Who gives a fuck is Jen Kober is offended. That guy's as annoying as a big mouth fat chick.

[buddaman200522]

we like big black guys smashing into each other

[PlaneettaKaravaanari]

The Asian guy gets the joke a bit late

[mavs2147]

I love soccer. I also like Adam Carolla.

[AlexChedda]

Soccer is the gayest sport ever. Go Adam!

[ShalomRalem]

@AlexChedda but the best.

[tapoutish]

"I was drunk..." lmao

[CrazyLeyther]

I usually love Adam, but he's so wrong on this one. 

[calddany612]

The black guy should of just beat him up on the spot. Especially when he said 'I like big black guys hitting on each other' or something like that

[colormestupid798]

@calddany612 Uhhhh.... your stupid. Nobody's gonna waste their time speaking an extra six syllables when they could just say "black." There's "black" people, and there's "white" people, sounds consistent to me.

[Gamezero05]

@colormestupid798 you're way too sensitive. He said nothing that would offend a black man.

[colormestupid798]

@Gamezero05 Read my comment again. I'm saying nobody should be offended when someone says "black person" instead of "African American."

[AgentCarter]

@calddany612 why?

[sublimezlw1016]

Aceman talks about fashion that dies and is stupid. Bro you wearing a Canadian tuxedo lol. I still love you though.

[rogerchromes]

get it on, got to get it on!!

[budokaiboy]

@rogerchromes no choice but to get it on, mandate:get it on

[kroqfan001]

adam is WAY too good to be on this show.

[jayczzya]

Lol Aceman!

[purplenurps]

Coming from the nation that has baseball*YAWN* and american football(queer version of rugby)

[Metalfanmusicfan]

Soccer sucks.

[fitbmxseries1]

GET IT ON!

[peppercock]

soccer is the biggest sport.

fuck you.

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

Soccer is gay. Go Adam.

[swetergrl91]

Shonem: not to start a flame war or anything, but if you follow your logic, he doesn't care what you think either.

[TheHightower92]

Fuck Soccer

[cyberpunk72000]

@TheHightower92 soccer is definitely gay. Not succeeding at it is a positive thing.

[swetergrl91]

Here's the official memo: speaking out about hating soccer no longer makes you appear smart, clever, witty, cute, interesting, or knowledgeable. You're still welcome to your opinion -- free country; but don't be shocked if less people agree with you than usual.

[Shonem]

@swetergrl91

I don't really think he cares what you think.

[narcocholo420]

lol i dnt blame americans for hating soccer, shit i'd hate it too if my country had a joke of a league like MLS.

[orgorgorgorgorg]

once again america against the world :D

[voidlam]

@orgorgorgorgorg Er, British rugby is American football.

You're welcome.

[BushPrintzle]

@orgorgorgorgorg WAR ON SOCCER, DUDE.

[figo10rmcf]

True america doesn't like soccer because it has the worst league in the world. MLS is a joke.

[Coorsfan2010]

adam says what everyone is thinking but keeps to themselves. So true. America hates soccer... why do 80,000 people show up to every pro football (not futbol) game and a couple thousand if they're lucky show up for pro soccer games... no tripping, no checking, no tackling or blocking, and only 1 or 2 goals....BORING!

[jacktheripper300]

Holy Denim Batman check out Carolla. But yeah soccer sucks. Football > Anything > Soccer.

[BatDad83]

yeah adam likes it when it big black dudes smash....what a homo

[edylin58]

This gayrolla did'nt know about soccer, sucking dickhead yes.

[jHaYzEe016]

this shitty gay needs to get killed!!!! fuck you ADAM GAYROLLA!

[larolang008]

Adam I'm going to kick you gay butt make, like a football.

[rsezell13]

@larolang008 and you'll get 3 points if it's a field goal or 1 extra point after a touchdown....you said what most Americans think Adam

[PLISKEN12]

ok, when was the last time i saw people playing football in public parks? let me see uhhh,NEVER !! soccer all the time !!! the whole worlds gone metric cause its really simpler !!!

[PLISKEN12]

adam is one of the stupidest people on earth!!!

[MrShellschock]

"soccer" fans are more passionate then any fat american fucker on a baseball match or a football match will ever be, football, baseball and basketball are so fuckin boring it shouldnt even be called a sport, "soccer" is the worlds most passionate and popular sport, deal with i it you fat yankee cunts

[layne24]

@MrShellschock soccer still sucks

[fitbmxseries1]

whats the worse part of playing soccer? having to tell your parents your gay! ha just joking i saw a bumper sticker that said that.

[krazylouie10]

soccer sucks!

[Donmre88]

ye big men in spandex pants man handling each other is a much better sport...

[McRc9085]

I don't think Europeans even like Soccer, there always rioting and demolishing the stadiums and shit.

[julian7778]

Hooligans, Banner Waving, Confetti, Streamers, and Blasting Horns is often more exciting then most of the soccer matches. They should loosen up the rules (get rid of the off sides penalty). No more low scoring matches. No more games decided on penalty kicks. One team can control the ball for a vast majority of the game and stil lose on tie breaking penalty kicks. After watching American Football, I find it painful to watch regular foot ball (Soccer) anymore.

[xxxxxSnuffxxxxx]

Even though Soccer is the most popular sport in the world, America doesn't think it's great, therefore it is gay. No wonder this country's going down the toilet.

[poolboyinla]

Adam is the man...but this is the worst show on television.

[gojenson]

@poolboyinla i still wonder how byron allen got his own show.

[ricardas83]

Sorry, but that freaky game in USA is just mockery of our European football. I don't want to be insulting, but American "football" is great representation of americans' thinking "just go and smash head of your enemy without thinking too much"

[boutdempapers]

u sound gay ....

[ricardas83]

That should be an insult? But I don't think that gays are bad :-). So how can it be insult to me :-D?

[dadecountyhustler305]

At least our stereotype is more "mocho" then yours. lol

[p0us3r]

Calling something that you play with your hands ¨football¨ is just stupid

[pl23pl]

Carolla, what a clown this guy is.

What does a persons skin color have anything to do with the sport they play?

I understand that this was a joke but a lot of his jokes are really not funny.

I know when I hear a funny racial joke, but this is definitely not one of them.

[stefan161190]

Somebody please tell me how do you call that sport of 2 black man smashing ?

[39smoothed]

haha, i was drunk. . , funny man

[aquaphoenixx]

The reason why soccer is so popular around the world (in general) is that you just need a ball to play. You can play it anywhere. On concrete, on sand, on grass you name it. Plus to play it casually (not professionally) you do not need to be an athlete. With the sports that are popular in the US you need expensive equipment, special fields etc in order to play. Meaning that poor people can not experience those sports. It not the case with soccer.

[Alfrunk]

Well, not everyone in the world is a poverty stricken minority. It's ok to like sports that require some sophistication and equipment. That's NOT a bad thing. Instead of wallowing in poverty and taking some bizarre pride in being able to create a sport with just a ball - maybe you should try to innovate a little bit, garner some wealth, and join the civilized world.

[ChrisAdamCAN]

soccer isn't beautiful. there is lots of awkward jolty moves. Hockey is beautiful. There is no sport more fluid than hockey.

[thegov08]

basketball is the most beautiful. see those amazing athletes run and the speed they do and glide through the air is unbelievable

[ChrisAdamCAN]

ya maybe but definitely not soccer!

your from australia have you ever seen hockey?

[thegov08]

yes i have played hockey and i have seen it. Don't find it very entertaining at all.

[ChrisAdamCAN]

oh no you di'int!!

[Alfrunk]

And the crimes they commit off the court! Amazing. Freaking jackass.

[thegov08]

what the fuck does the crimes they commit on court got to do with the game? I said the game was beautiful that's it. Just think the next time you comment because your embarrassing yourself.

[Alfrunk]

That's interesting I've never thought of that before. I find baseball to have a certain gracefulness but I'll be paying more attention to hockey now. Thanks...

[pursefan562]

adam carolla is so funny. dat phan sitting next to him is the complete opposite.

[edward6000]

if You like a contact game Rugby League (not rugby union) is the best in the World its far more exciting than American Football

[buistmatt]

soccer fuckin blows

[puepue11]

of course Americans don't like soccer there to fat to play they need a rest every play hahaha football or as known around the world the beautiful game..

[MadmanMoon]

It's really not that we don't like soccer. Most kids here play soccer, it's just that no one really likes watching it. It's too long and not enough happens.

[prooc]

Because we're more intelligent than you primitive douche bags. The only reason soccer is so popular is because it's cheap and easy to learn.

[driescraenen]

"Des gouts et des couleurs (et des sports) on ne discute pas".

Arguing that one sport is better than another sport is stupid. In football (soccer as you call it) you need strength, speed, technique, you need to be able to read the game, ect. So saying it is more easy to learn than other sports is just ignorant. And cheaper? Like you need more than a bat and a ball to play baseball or a ball to play rugby in the park...

[Alfrunk]

Do you have any clue how effeminate and stupid you sound?

[driescraenen]

I couldn't care less of what you think of me old man

[Alfrunk]

There's a healthy outlook on life! Insulting someone for having the audacity of being 'old' and ignoring any thought that someone else could possibly be right. I'm sure you're a really loved and valuable person. Lol I feel bad for your family. 'People' like you just make life so much more enjoyable. By the way, don't be afraid to read a book sometime it won't hurt ya I promise!

[Pickpocket]

alfrunk, do you have any idea how gay and lame you sound?

[Alfrunk]

'Gay' lol - the true insult of a movie educated moron. Don't be afraid to open a book sometime, my functionally illiterate friend! Enjoy hell!

[Pickpocket]

spoiler alert, you still sound gay and lame.

[chrisis138]

Adam Corrolla sucks ass, his lame metaphors and overbearing details is shit. ADAM SUCKS

[fuepie84]

ace man!

[AlexR218]

Soccer sucks!!!

[kidblonde1]

hahahahahahahaha

[whiteheartmovies]

Not a sports fan myself (tho love the Ace man,), why do Americans compare UK/European Football (Soccer) with American Football? Surely RUGBY is a more similar game to compare with?

[MotionFur]

Probably because the average American has no idea how Rugby is played. To us, Rugby is just a town in North Dakota [also happens to be the geographic center of North America.]

[Deelucky84]

American Football is the #1 sport here and European Football (i'm assuming) is #1 there.

[clawhammr666]

never been a big fan of soccer but not helping how big it is here in europe

[smirkypres]

You should hear Byron Allen when he lets loose. He's probably one of the filthiest & most clever guys out there. Listen to the podcast he did with Adam. Adam couldn't keep up with Byron, he was just such a brilliant guest. The story of Byron coming up with Leno & Letterman in the '70s was honestly one of the strangest tales of a complete zero with monumental good luck I've ever heard. He has to be one of the most untalented, dull & un-insightful so-called comedians working in any venue.

[bonnymyhamster]

GET IT ON!

[neogeon]

lol @ the soccer players boo hooing. I knew when I was 5 that soccer was gay, that's why I didn't play it.

[Mrbaltimore108]

I'll never get why anyone cares what Adam Carolla has to say. He's a xenophobic loudmouth that comes up with moderately amusing things only slightly faster than the average American moron. Fuck him and his fans.

[honchomanuel1996]

I agree with your second sentence.

[d983394]

dude that laugh track is intolerable

[smilinstrange]

that was cute.

[JayXavier]

I love what Norm McDonald said about this show, "First of all, it couldn't be any more 'leashed'"

[xXHuggensXx]

the man knows shit about what he talking..but the i was drunk thing was funny

[fish4fish19]

Agree to disagree, Adam. Still funny. Gotta love the Aceman! GET. IT. ON.

[yak6ex]

Wow he was in the zone.

[Justin8806]

i was drunk i apolgize LOL

[Choppaaah]

lol

[repcrese]

This is so true!