George Washington

[mikethe4th]

I hope this was a school project

[jquade82]

There is a guy who completely ripped this off and changed the words for a guy name ronnie mund. Search ronnie mund theme song. Its getting airplay on the howard stern show. Thought the creator would like to know!

[SeedofCreed]

As a brit, I like to replace the word "British" with "German". And "George Washigton" with "Winston Churchill".

[ettubastard]

@SeedofCreed As an American, I'd like to deny your request and set your children's school on fire and push it off of a cliff.

[CARDILLOriginal]

you know you've made it in life if you have a wig for your wig and a brain for your heart

[urpaderpa]

He can appear, eat half of a deer, then disappear, in 2 frames.

BADASS

[lgd1974]

Totally.Fucking.Owns. Chuck Norris ain't got nothing on our country's founding father! He also was a zombie hunter!

[Varenyky]

Dalies and mentlegen of the internet, please take your time to adjust Wikipedia page on George Washington to match the historical accuracy of this video. Thank you - 18th century dick historian.

[RTrevorCollins]

I can now write my report.

[ElMisionero96]

This is fucking perfect.

[speakingofsegways]

I blaze to this song everyday.

It's what George would've wanted.

[Mazgelis626]

@speakingofsegways Why do you think they wrote the Constitution on Hemp?

[nativefemanon]

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 god damn dicks.

[carale1986]

Grandaddy Longfellow! He was pretty amazing, but not the greatest judge of character. He took a shine to me, after all. I guess it's up to me to save the British children now. Thanks a lot, Grandpa! They already hate me, now I gotta save em anyway, just to one-up you. Dick move. A few minor touches:

It was actually a pocket full of cats.

He did often speak at length about his duel to the death, but after the stroke... Ya.

Poe's wife had it coming.(sold children to the Comprachicos)

Loved gin

[soan45]

The new Chuck Norris...

[krest8]

@soan45 The OLD Chuck Norris.

[snivy103]

gay

[howsaboutsthats]

@snivy103 i pity the fact that you cannot see the divinity of George. But I feel no pity that he will rise from the dead and kick you in half. Watch out, dude, and wear a belt of steel.

[pozdude3543]

i just realized why this reminds me of china il...

[FrostFoxChick]

Art.

[jackiearias02]

30 goddamn dicks...weighed a fucking ton..

[Crannigy]

I'm in the cool part of YouTube again

[rkgranter]

what the fuck did i just watch

[TheTraumarama2]

@rkgranter

You watched a fucking awesome vid about the 1st US President...

[Grandburger]

God why am I still here.

[RiskyGotSwag]

Showed this to my history teacher, let's just say I aced that class...

[scallywaghotness]

This makes me wet AND wild.

[IamTrollingYouNow]

Fucking ton > 1 ton.

[wrennt]

you cant rhyme children with children... cheater

[underbellyshow]

138 people are British children.

[Velumanari]

Thanks for making cocaine and making it illegal....douchebag

[howsaboutsthats]

@Velumanari no.... if we followed his laws it would not only be legal but mandatory. Douchebag.

[kingbeefee]

Hello everybodyyyyyyyyy!

[Grandburger]

Seriously want an album of this,anyone know where I can get his songs?

[rockyrigby]

This is my first video of the New Year. I regret nothing.

[TelvanniGuard]

Happy Birthday, Bonehand!

[stinkysmellyshoes]

best song by a longg shot

[maryJmellows]

Here comes George, in control

[nanosecondish]

Yo that muthafuckr's got approximately like 30 godamn dicks...give or take 26

[duncankingofsc0t1and]

FAWDZ

[MrGoplemms]

What the hell is that noise in the background?

[GhostOfMusic93]

@MrGoplemms Someone having sex.

[luckyruins]

Someone just asked how I find these things, I said, "Under the Recommended section."

[DreamingOfZanarkand]

...

[ShamankingZuty]

"I heard ... That motherfucker had like ... 30 goddamn dicks." You have no idea how many times I have quoted that.

[ri394]

i love how he gets taller and taller as the song goes on. i'm like lol wtf barbeque nigga sh*t nipple

[tucker151988]

i.love.this.

[02hayato]

adventure time in a nutshell

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

Chuck Norris and Nyan Cat can both suck dicks.

30 goddamn dicks.

[wtfkidproductions]

@MarlonOwnsYourCake each belonging to george washington

[Hageltrast]

Is THIS Zack Snyder's favourite clip!?! O_o

[yamsteroreo]

FAWDZ!



[JohnnyThrozzles]

So many dicks!....

[abbeyroad39402]

134 people are British children

[theR1ch]

Wtf? I only remember hearing about 25 goddamn dicks in history class.

[dmsk8t]

Fuck learning history this is all you need to know about Washington !

[Esrou]

Wut

[SexyTurtles101]

This video represents everything I stand for.

[duncankingofsc0t1and]

FAWDZ

[rachel293]

I looked for this on iTunes and didn't find it... What's up with that?

[0048joeym]

clicked on this thinking it would help me with my own song on washington, im not sure if my teacher would appriciate this

[xXFarWestXx]

olololololoololololololololol

[mcbullets99]

ITS FAWDZ!

[Fawdz]

@mcbullets99

I've got 30 goddamn dicks.

[mcbullets99]

@Fawdz I believe it

[carosaurus]

Just realized that this is the guy who did Wizard People. I fucking love the internet.

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

this is historically accurate.

[DrBadCat]

"no description available" - yeah, I'll say.

[themiddleman009]

2:19 George WashiNYAN...

[rose555005]

I love this video...always makes me smile.



[Froebs]

The vocal guitar lines are actually really dope, not that I would expect less of the great Neely-World Destroyer.

[babysealsareyummy]

I'm going to use this in my American History presentation...



[r0llskyay0]

Mitt Romney for Republican candidate! that's the only chance we have to keep obama in office lol

[XbiocodaX]

He'll save wrigglers but not the lowb1ood wrigglers.

[TheKillroyCo]

2:17

Ring! ZRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWW!

Absolutely hilarious XD

[arlothellama]

That copyright at the end of the video makes me laugh.

[Papaturtal]

still can't believe they started making a TV show

[marahmadieh]

i heard that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks

[PIzzaTron]

Who dislikes this video? Shit is amazing.

[MrLickytoes]

129 people had their hand held.. In a jar of acid.. At a party.

[Graemyr]

George Washington sonic rainboomed! O:

[pockyprincess12]

*sees ad with chuck norris before this video*

wow

so much badass in one day

[teecoop2455]

@SpaceOperaOdyssey me too!

[MajorZeroIce]

This video made me 12 stories high!

[cjudge90]

you sir are a fucking legend for this video

[burnshitfuckschool94]

Congrats on your show you bastard

[vaanankou]

129 people don't have 30 goddam dicks

[bwebmasta1]

128 people will get kicked apart.

[JonBrownGilbert]

If you turn up the volume and listen to the left speaker you can faintly hear someone say "That should be good" at 2:21

[Shinkatagi]

Summary of Deadliest warrior episode.

[WalkingFireHazard]

This better be on fucking itunes

[SilverMoonMushroom]

no wonder he was the 1st president

[tlewis954]

0:33

[JohnnyBuckrot]

Where can I download this song?

[91mlodac]

Epic

[VulpinFoxyFinnland]

I didn't know a fucking ton weighs more than a ton... good to know

[guitarthroat]

This is fucking priceless. George makes Superman look like a pussy. Fucks the shit out of bears.

[trynottofightit]

126 British children did NOT get saved.

[LittleM167]

Am I in the weird part of youtube again?

[MettlerCO]

@LittleM167 no but you sure are being a faggot using that shit, die cancer of youtube.

[LittleM167]

@MettlerCO What the fuck are you talking about? All I said was "Am I in the weird part of youtube again?" You must be high

[MettlerCO]

@LittleM167 no your following the leader like a fucking sheep, stop that shit.

[LittleM167]

@MettlerCO Yeah, stop trolling you fucking retard, you make no sense replying to a comment like what i wrote and writing something completely irrelevant.

[MettlerCO]

@LittleM167 K just know that your a little attention thumbs up bitch, who copies shit thinking it will make him cool. Faggot

[LittleM167]

@MettlerCO You seriously make no since you fucking cunt. Stop trolling and get a life.

[moleman40000]

@LittleM167 makes no since aye. that motherfucker

[drwangenstein]

@LittleM167 this fuckin guy

[OfficialSexyShades]

@LittleM167 no your in the amazing part of youtube :)

[Hellfull97]

Haha WTF?

[LordKaisen]

the breathing...haha

[CessnaPilot1B9]

123 people are named George, but aren't In Control.

[extenZe686]

British children with rice hats.

[SpaceOperaOdyssey]

This...ah, this was the first YouTube video that I ever watched

[TheLey3000]

@SpaceOperaOdyssey you have alot too look forward too

[joeldielman]

@SpaceOperaOdyssey me too

[DallasTheGreat28]

@SpaceOperaOdyssey me too

[MrRobert27k]

@SpaceOperaOdyssey sorry it doesn't get much better then this so yeah its all down hill from here

[TheTogarda]

@SpaceOperaOdyssey Uploaded 2009, you were kinda slow with the internet, eh?

[SeveralMartinis]

@TheTogarda this isnt the original upload, but this is the original creator

[TheTogarda]

@SeveralMartinis Ahhh, ok... My bad then. (Techincally I'm still correct. It was not this video that he watched but whatever.)

[WholePlay]

@SpaceOperaOdyssey I envy you. My first time was wasted on some cheap low vulgar 80's tv show.

[DevilsConsideration]

Washington flew away crapping out the rainbow.....HELLZ YEAH :D

[NicholasLittlehouse]

122 people have British children who don't dig snuff.

[flamehour08]

Who else came here from Equius Zahhak

[naturluvr15]

@flamehour08 LOL I so did XD

[iamemilyrosex]

@flamehour08 Aw yeah man = ]

[TheHokazekage]

OMG washington is a hipster 0_0 he was nyan cat before it was cool!!! :D

[MrRobert27k]

America was founded by this man and if you piss us off we will bring him back

[countrybabe121892]

All my heroes fuck the shit out of bears.

[SurferShan]

this never gets old

[banditgrl]

Glad these guys finally got some recognition and got a show with adult swim... congrats

[Sinisterene]

1:38

[AquaCrescent]

I can only imagine how the real George Washington would react if he saw this video.

(...and I imagine that he would laugh really, REALLY hard.)

[TheAbelinc2]

@AquaCrescent ...or thank Brad Neely for portraying him more accurately than any documentary or textbook ever could

[cantide]

Youtubers beware



[THECOMMUNIST19]

My goal in life is to be given the compliment "You make love like an eagle falling out of the sky."

[Flamingbullet06]

I'm off to George Washington's Wikipedia page to change some facts...

[laneydful]

i sang this song in history word for word and my teacher laughed

[Jtiger987]

no description possible

[hiimnickful]

He once held a friends wifes hand in a jar of acid.... at a party

[sj176]

Jfk vid and pres was better

[BOK23Q]

LOL "with the Mason ring" suk shit xD

[Retsamegas]

119 people got their wives hands held in acid



[PatchesRips]

I'm Canadian, but I still love this. Wish that he was my dad. :)

[rockluver18121]

118 people dont have 2 on the vine

[Leftearification]

@ultimatehammer Sadly.

[drxploder]

#idonthavethefactstobackthisup But this video is historically accurate.

[Leftearification]

@unnamed715 @vandywiskey

STOP FIGHTING! The purpose of YouTube's comments section is not to argue. Its purpose is to say how much you loved the video or agree with other people, not to hate on each other. Additionally, if you are one of those trolls/haters, you need to get a life, job, and move out of your parent's bedroom, or in the words of Brad Nielly himself, “a brain, a d**k, and a heart”. Seriously.

PS: vandeywiskey, unnamed 715 was just trying to make a joke. You don't need to make fun

[ultimatehammer]

@Leftearification Have you ever been to YouTube's comments section?

[vandywisky]

"He'll save children, but not the British children." Easily one of the funniest videos I've ever seen on YouTube.

[unnamed715]

@vandywisky

And YOU'RE easily one of the biggest tools on youtube. :)

[TheScrambles1]

@PlushieSurgeon you're damn right it does

[treydog3000]

I direct American Hating Douche Bags to this video and ever time i read reports the next day its of some one getting kicked apart

[TheGrungeGamer]

2:18 Nyan Washington

[treydog3000]

@TheGrungeGamer Hes the original 

[Hippiegeekful]

some1s trying rly hard to be sick animation rofl

[coollabby00]

@Hippiegeekful someone's trying really hard to speak english, and this guy isn't trying to be sick animation... he's a sick comic artist... Fucking idiot

[legomovieman94]

I'm a British child and I like this song.

[Borinater3]

He'll kick me apart!

[ThePadhog43]

what i don't get is that the sons of his opponents were pretty much all british children & if george washington did not care to save british children, why would you want a dad who would neglect to save you in the first place?

[brainzorzeatorz]

@ThePadhog43 Children are just irrational that way.

[jobejo64]

@ThePadhog43 -__-

[Leftearification]

He's coming

He's coming

On the floor

[TheComedyPigs]

Is there an instrumental for this somewhere

[slayerking88]

Interesting neely finally got a cartoon on adult swim yet the art style has not changed in the last decade.

[tyhopping1]

Washington could kick JFK's ass any day.

[PlushieSurgeon]

Does this count as studying for my American History exam?

[BigRainRain]

@PlushieSurgeon

"How tall was George Washington and what was he composed of?"

A.) 6' - Nitrogen and Stuff

B.) 12 Stories - Radiation

C.) 5' - Nitrogen and Stuff

[unnamed715]

How awesome would it be to say "I heard that, mother fucker had like, 30 god damn dicks." about George Washington in history class. D:

[SlimAyDee]

@unnamed715 It would be very awesome.

[unnamed715]

@vandywisky

And YOUR comment would be a more valid insult if you knew the difference between You're and YOUR. So why don't you go learn proper grammar before insulting somebody else. Fail troll.

[GidionX]

@unnamed715

he once held an opponents wife's hand in a jar of acid, at a party.

[TheBeamer1997]

@unnamed715 i did

my friend started laughing uncontrolably

[tjrieves]

@unnamed715 Damn it, I should have said it. When I write an essay on him, I'll write it in hi-lighter on the back

[OriginalBridgey]

he'll kick you apart

he'll kick you apart

[houseoftheholey]

112 oponents beware.

[gtjacobs]

112 people are British children