Let me think how that would go down. "Excuse me, boss. I'd like to advise you to perform the act of love with your chapeau. Thank you and have a pleasant rest of the day without me, you fuck stick."
Still can't find it, eh? Call Jen, as John is releasing Alaska in Australia in a matter of weeks. That sentence will make no sense to anyone else... because it's about sex. Sex sex sex sex sex. I'm tired now.
Sure! You are buying. I drink a lot and I only drink top shelf. You can't stay at my place. My friends don't want to meet you. You have to ride on the roof of my car. If you say the word, "creative" I get to kick you in the balls. Let me just reiterate that you are buying and that I drink a lot. Come on over!
Give in to the darkside. Find something that pisses you off, something that makes you happy, something that makes you look brilliant, and something that makes you look dumber than a sac of dead rocks. Then press record and blather and blather and blather like you are getting paid for it. Then demand a raise.
Did ya ever get around to fkn whats-her-name?
SlacktiveInAction 11 months ago
Aha. So this is where I found out about Fucking Daphne.
ElevenColors 2 years ago
Sent home because you were 2 minutes late? I'd tell him to go fuck his hat and would have quit.
RisuMiso 2 years ago
Let me think how that would go down. "Excuse me, boss. I'd like to advise you to perform the act of love with your chapeau. Thank you and have a pleasant rest of the day without me, you fuck stick."
Perfect.
obsquatch 2 years ago
Aww you weren't cussing all that much.
5* for any video of yours that starts out by mentioning me!
Damn you and your selection of books in the states!!!!
katConfidential 2 years ago
Still can't find it, eh? Call Jen, as John is releasing Alaska in Australia in a matter of weeks. That sentence will make no sense to anyone else... because it's about sex. Sex sex sex sex sex. I'm tired now.
zzzzz
obsquatch 2 years ago
also, commented on Krumbine's blog about religion. it's a short comment but it's there!
Ziggystarla 2 years ago
recommend me a book, or 5 =]
Ziggystarla 2 years ago
Lamb; The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. By Christopher Moore.
obsquatch 2 years ago
Oh, you're velcome, and i vould hump lamps for you any day of any year Obsy... =)
DUDE.. Here I vas trying to keep my opinions at horbawrong tighlty under wraps and you're actually advertising it!! damn you Obs!
LOVE the shades and the boots!
ibrahimsuheyl 2 years ago
And you sir continue to be the coolest person on youtube.
Excellent commentary on the religion debate and way to put it in perspective!
Would it be weird if I flew out to Chicago for a single day just to see you? Yes? No?
krumbine 2 years ago
Sure! You are buying. I drink a lot and I only drink top shelf. You can't stay at my place. My friends don't want to meet you. You have to ride on the roof of my car. If you say the word, "creative" I get to kick you in the balls. Let me just reiterate that you are buying and that I drink a lot. Come on over!
obsquatch 2 years ago
BADASS laces!!!
krumbine 2 years ago
that's a great fucking shirt.
krumbine 2 years ago
FUCK YOU KRUMBINE...I mean...BOSS!
New boots,
Excited Obsquatch,
Bearded holy men with ranting greek talk,
woman's sunglasses....
Too fancy of a vid right here.
"Feel the noise, girls rock your boys, go wild, wild wild"
Quote of the day y'all.
Takarafire 2 years ago
Ibrahim is the lamp humping master.
ElevenColors 2 years ago
Um...
Wow. This was like a ritalin ad for grownups or something.
Damn, son. That rocked. You are damaged in some great ways. Keep it up.
Fire and Brimstone Complex!!!
AngloBaptist 2 years ago
"Damaged In Great Ways." I am impressed. That will be used again. Behold my glory.
obsquatch 2 years ago
Goddammit I wish I could vlog like this!
You make me want to tear up the turdy, boring vlog I recorded this afternoon and start all over again.
novanine 2 years ago
Give in to the darkside. Find something that pisses you off, something that makes you happy, something that makes you look brilliant, and something that makes you look dumber than a sac of dead rocks. Then press record and blather and blather and blather like you are getting paid for it. Then demand a raise.
obsquatch 2 years ago
That's some sage advice right there! I shall apply it in my next vlog.
Thank you Shifu.
novanine 2 years ago
I have that exact same shirt. Got it in Jamaica, I think.
JimmerSD 2 years ago
paper-thick walls is a great name for a band.
Zed2six 2 years ago