Whose Line: Superman Hoedown

[bigb59100]

colin looks different

[AandM1234]

If only I was superman, I could stop bullets with my chest!

I could save millions, and no one would've guessed!

I could get the ladies and that would be great!

Although we know for superheroes Iron Man takes the cake.

[Pyrofusion15]

When I was young, I wanted to be Superman

No hero can do the stuff like he can

But then one day, I found a better celeb

When fell off a building and onto a spiderweb

[ravengurl92]

Chip's verse was the best!!

[highwaytohell791]

I think chip took a shot at colin because he knows he won't get him back

[Zonaplex1011]

Sure Superman is great, he's really fast and strong,

He's an awesome hero, so please don't get me wrong.

But when it comes to heroes there's only one for me,

My favourite hero is 12Medbe.

[lesbians663]

actually rew, hes more POWERFUL than a train (;

[stevechambers500]

*awesome

[stevechambers500]

Being Superman would be awesoem that's no lie.

Running really really fast and soaring in the sky.

I'd stop all the criminals, Lois Lane would be my girl.

But I won't save Justin Bieber cuz he makes me super-hurl.

[limegreenelevator]

Notice how Chip waits for Colin to sit out before making fun of him...

[TheLegoFan1]

"His hair was Up, Up, and AWAY!" Rofl xD

[eddmario]

/watch?v=S2nvTO6bRW8

[OnlyVideoGuyOnEarth]

Some of these comment hoedowns remind me of poetry class at age 11.

[baddragon360]

supermans an epic fail and ill tell you why

cause supposedly he cannot die!

but heres a way to kill any living thing

just cut there heads off then your the king!

[OnlyVideoGuyOnEarth]

@baddragon360 Can't cut superman's head off, sorry. However, kryptonite's always an option.

[EnlightenmentChariot]

@OnlyVideoGuyOnEarth What about with blue kryptonite?

[SorrowfulLesson]

Well Superman's my husband, but he cheats with lots of girls

Though most of you would say he's the best hero in the World

I have to disagree with you, it may just be denial

Cause I would rather be the wife of hunky Ryan Stiles. <3

[TuggersTeazer]

Superman Is one big joke and I will tell you why

His powers are more boring than any Marvel guy

But worse than that is how you kill "Mr. Underwear and Tights"

Just sprinkle on a tiny pinch of Kryptonite.

Pinch of Kryptoniiiiiiiiiite,

[baddragon360]

AVERT YOUR EYES!!

[boredpersonthingy]

I like being Superman becuz I can fly.

The super speed and strength is another reason why.

Lois is acting crazy like she always is.

I'll never forgive her for drinking Justin Bieber's piss. (?!?!?!?!?!)

[DisturbedFan4AllTime]

@boredpersonthingy O...kay

[boredpersonthingy]

@DisturbedFan4AllTime: i have better hoedowns about other subjects...............

[iluvwerewolves88]

why does chip always make fun of colin :(

[freddyvasu1]

Superman is a disgrace to all the heroes

He also wears some weird speedos

Come to think of it all heroes where them all day

I am starting to think they are all gay

[wafeman17]

@freddyvasu1 your gay...

[21526001270528]

i go and part cuz its krypt-o-nite... whait what?

[blacknight114]

Collin is easily the best and yet he rarely wins XD

[gordo39432]

chip nailed it haah. STOP WRITING HOEDOWN VERSES! the reason THEY are funny is because they're making it up on the spot, not sitting behind a computer composing verses! STFU

[Loftusboi]

@gordo39432 lol chill its just a game :)

[neeraj2608]

If I was Superman, that'd be really cool

I could stop speeding trains and make the ladies drool

I've thumbed-up my own comment but since I am a thumbs-whore

I'll super-hack your accounts and do it once more

[jaywhite6]

Oh what I'd give, if I could really fly.

Move at the speed of sound, or heat things with my eyes.

If your trapped beneath a car, I'll lift it if I can.

But that may be hard, Cause I'm no Superman!! :)

[khrulez1]

@jaywhite6 lol :D

[HanoNano13]

colins a lefty!!! and Canadian!!!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!!

[RegineNoelle23]

Strangely enough, it was Wayne Brady who had the thong... Wayne Brady and Drew Carey have the same amount of syllables too...

[CdL3o]

haha i love when drew gives the finger through his jacket

[happycampr100m]

As I'm sitting here listening to this hoedown,

watching as my break time winding down.

Sometimes I catch my mind on the linger,

then I lost it when I saw Drew giving Ryan the finger

[Bartman954]

Colin's a lefty?

[freakyandsqueaky]

@Bartman954 they say the best people in the world are leftys :)

[ferinate101]

@freakyandsqueaky haha, Drew and Brad are also leftys :D

[erikavilez]

I'd love being Superman, that'd be really cool

Just flying around with my symbol red and blue

The only real problem, that'd disturb me, I swear

Would be showing in public with my stupid underwear

[MrTaarnbyFire]

I want this show on Danish TV!! PLZ

[TrillionGrams]

Superman that hoedown.

[banshee511]

i love how Drew flips off Ryan under his jacket!

[YouViewer08]

Why did Drew put his hand in his jacket at the end?

[DevilboyScooby]

@YouViewer08 he flips off Ryan (sticks his middle finger up)- this would be otherwise censored.

[ApparitionBass]

colin is the best in hoedowns, you can really tell he makes it up on the spot. lol

[SukhberS]

Superman is the best hero in the world

When he flies by he sends the ladies in a twirl

And Batman he is such a real prick

He can suck my Man of Steel dick

My MAN OF STEEL DICCCCCCCK!!!!

Thank you, good night.

[TheNightwing42]

I am Superman, i am the best.

I lock up some villains and i beat the rest.

I hate kryptonite it really gives me gas.

But im only 2nd cause Batman kicks my ass.

[fluteplaya22593]

Superman Superman. What a swell guy

for one thing, he can really fly

Oh I wish that he didn't leave

One thing I miss is Christopher Reeve

( Sorry if this doesn't make sense but this vid made me think of the one and only Superman... RIP Chris)

[JakeRiley283]

Lol Drew was flipping Ryan off under his jacket!

[AmuletIhara]

bahaha Chips verse was awesome XD

[Svninja10]

@PinkPsycho92

calm down dude. this is a funny show, dont get all pissy, and laugh it off. its not really "insulting" its all for fun. dont take it so seriously.

[PinkPsycho92]

What the hell Ryan??? U had an awesome chance to burn that jerkoff Chip right where he needed it! I just can't stand how practically EVERY one of that dirtbags Hoedowns is insulting someone else! He should've been banned from acting!

[luciann]

@PinkPsycho92 it's tradition to make fun of people on the show... if you don't like it, don't watch it

[ferinate101]

@PinkPsycho92 so it's not ok for Chip to insult anyone, but its ok if Ryan ends most of his hoedowns with Drew Carey?? Insulting others is part of the show, and of course they don't mean it, it's all for fun. If you've got a problem with any of them, then don't watch.

[Devilishbritt]

I have never been appealed by Superman,

I'm more of a Harry Potter fan,

I don't care what powers he has been given,

The Wizarding World is what most people want to be in.

[LiveforChrist999]

I don't get why people like Superman so much,

It's not like he has greatness that no hero can touch

People can keep him,I will not lie

Because I'm an Iron Man kind of guy.

[KingArthurFan]

Colin never wins!

[Lovelygal152]

Superman's a superhero, that much you can guess

He wears a red and yellow emblem on his chest

His one weakness is a tiny green rock

I find it kinda stupid, I mean what the...hell...

[YeLlPr]

The only two times I've seen Colin or Ryan sit out a hoedown, Chip has been on the show.

[kenadasaur9]

6 people are colin.

[gaamaru95]

I can leap tall buildings, and shoot lasers from my eyes.

Flying round the city, and fighting evil guys.

But when it comes to love life, it can be a pain.

Because I c*m faster, than a super-fast jet plane.

[Devastator1775]

6 people didn't sing the superman hoedown

[DeanViray]

a hoedown is never funny without colin

[iDontBeTrollin]

WTF Y IS COLLIN OUT!!!! NOOOO

[16pking]

Points for this hoedown:

Wayne: 250 pts

Drew: 750 pts

Chip: 750 pts

Ryan: 1000 pts

[SpidysGirlRikusWorld]

Omg Chip XD

[cstslow]

Drew flipped off Ryan from inside his suit. LMAO

[wolfpac1able]

i miss smallville. i thought it was the bomb

I'd watch it with my dad & sometimes with my mom

I used to watch it on thursdays after kroger

& i'll hurt u if u call erica durance an ogre

[MrHeitz17]

HOW DARE YOU TAKE COLIN OUT OF A HOEDOWN!!!!!

[FreezingShadowz55]

Did you guys see colin write down something when chip finished his hoedown? it was probably "whose ass to kick after the show"

[byebyebirdy100]

I like superman, he makes me feel smart you see

Cause i know where my underwear's supposed to be!

He maybe able to jump buildings in one singal bound

But i know where my undies are found

[TheKorrea1000]

Nice One Ryan Haha :)

[IrishKeshiHead]

"Well being superman is awesome, I fly around at speeds,

Beating villains, stopping crimes and doing other deeds

But being superman there is one thing that always sucks

I lose all my powers thanks to glowing green rocks"

[shademaster24601]

I hate Superman, I think he really stinks.

The fist print on my forehead is still a nasty shade of pink.

To come up with this song, I didn't need to think.

I wrote it while he literally threw me and Luthor in the clink.

[Thatguythere1]

he made the face cause, while clever, his line was ridiculous lol

[BananaPeel127]

I dont get why wayne made that face at the end of this verse..

[chipyboy2213]

Colin black noted chip on this one.

[tanaciousninjanikki]

To be superman, that would be so cool

my catch fraise would be "I PITTY YOU FOOL"

i would fly all day, and fight crime at night

OH WAIT im not superman, OH NO A BUS, i see the light.

hahaha :D that was good :)

[marcyboy1989]

I love Wayne's reaction at the end of his verse when he realises what he said lol

[XavyWin7]

6 people's hair went up-up-and-away

[AngelofEnduringLight]

This is the first time that I realized that Colin is left handed.

[misanthrodee]

@AngelofEnduringLight left handers rock -_-

[AngelofEnduringLight]

@misanthrodee Exactly I'm left handed. We're always in our right mind.

[xsportmanx]

Lol go Chip!

[HomocidalHippie467]

lmao some chick said gynecologist

[SamxRxI]

*ahem*

Hey there superman, i know you're really busy,

I hope all that flying hasn't made you way too dizzy.

I just thought I'd say that though the cape is really nice,

If you want to look tough, just get rid of those damn tights.

GET RID OF THOSE DAMN TIIIIIIIIGHTS!!!

*bows* thank you, thank you. you're too kind. :)

[dodgers162003]

@SamxRxI leave it for the professionals. No need to bow

[MyMisconception]

Looks like drew's gonna pull a gun on ryan @ 1:57 XD

[10inchserratedblade]

@MyMisconception Pretty sure Drew's flipping Ryan the bird, since he can "see through" Drew's clothing.

[ShinyJewels04]

when people think of superheroes, they think of a male.

they fly in to save the girls, and the girls say 'all hail!'

but i would like to say 'screw you' to the men:

i don't need to be saved, i am wonder woman!

[ShinyJewels04]

every so often, drew gives ryan a dig.

then he feels all happy and does a little jig.

but all of drew's laughter will soon be no more clamour,

cuz ryan's witty comedy hits drew like a sledgehammer!

[TheNoobKiller]

1:57 Drew Carey part of illuminati? The hidden hand sign.

[theSportguy24]

Superman is very powerful and can do many tricks

Every single day he has to work out many conflicts

Look someones falling, and his face is very scary

Superman just saved a legend, it is Drew Carey

[simbagoleafsgo]

Chip always targets Colin.

[45BATISTA]

lmao i luv how chip mocks colin cause hes not in the hoedown nice one chip

[eldiablo1000]

I love being superman, really I do

If you had X-ray vision, you would love it too

I would stop all the trouble and racket

Drew likes to give me, the finger from under his jacket

[wiltingplant]

I really enjoy the comments on these vids

they sound to me like they were written by kids

online you can be a real elitist jerk

commenting on videos when you should be at work

[yoshi41700]

personally , i think chip is too mean to colin all the time. but, he is incredible at the hoedowns

[ITSOVER9000ish]

superman is just a newspaper nerd

there's a better hero of which i'm sure you have heard

he has more gadgets than any hero can

yes you're right, he's the awesome Batman!

[jopdap1]

@ITSOVER9000ish i would have said iron man

[callumdude10]

I am superman, my powers do amaze

I can use x-ray vision to see your boo-bays!

Oh, and in the bedroom, i almost forgot

I can use my heat vision to make my lovin hot!

[ATIsongs]

how come colin doesnt win more often ? hes like the best out of all of themm lol

[noyboy125]

I do not like superman i think he is a joke

everytime i hear his name i wish that he would croak

there is one type of death the he could fein

when he got sucked to the engine of a plane

[happymatt12]

Superman is really really sweet

Every time he fights, he is never beat.

There is something thought, that you mightn't heard,

All he is, is a gay-looking nerd!

[shittyfagg]

@12medbe hey does anyone know which episode it is where drew says 'welcome back to whose line is it anway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, just like everything else when you own a porsche',

and Ryan says 'None of us would know drew...'

[darkdefender85]

I am Superman and I Can Fly Far

I Have No Need For A Real Cool Car

Batman May Have A Lot of Cool Toys

At Least Im Not In A Cave Alone With Small Boys

[MrJnunnally]

@darkdefender85 that can be scary in a dirty way!

[NekiiFTW]

People keep making hoedowns, I find that so wrong.

It's not like it's improv, so it's just a song.

Still there is one thing, I just wanna know,

Are any of you Drew Carry, or at least from the show?

[syafiqjaffery]

@NekiiFTW We are just having fun doing hoedowns,

Its very fun to do it HANDSDOWN.

We are not Drew Carry or from whose line,

So plss go away and dislike this rhyme.

[PowerhouseTom]

@NekiiFTW look at me i found a thing called the internet

someones having fun looks like i ll put a stop to that

Neki to you realise now that you're being gay?

who told you that you control what we say

[MRCrackerShaq96]

I am superman yes that is right

I take down everything and anything in sight

But for some strange reason they will not accept me

Yes, my name is John Cena:)

[somewhatamusician]

At 1:56, Drew is flipping off Ryan under his jacket. 

[TheVidNerd]

I am Superman, It is pretty nifty.

I wear a costume they are pretty spiffy.

When people see me they dont know what to say.

Just cuz I wear tights and red thongs doesnt mean im gay.

[eagle8burger]

Being Superman is as easy as they say

I just work on my game and play in the NBA

I'm big and tall and black and my game is sheer power

Yes, you guessed it, my name is Dwight Howard

[ztslovebird]

The Kents found a baby that landed in their field

They took the baby home, not knowing the powers he'd yield

And now he's a hero, to villains he is a pain

Which makes me wonder what he'd be like raised by Pinky and the Brain!!

(there was a Pinky and the Brain episode where they found baby Clark before the Kents, but after he wrecked the Brain's plans, they put him back in the pod for the Kents to find)

[Yardnoc3103]

Want to know what would be funny

If Superman fought a giant bunny

Look who's in jail it ain't Ashton Kutcher

It is just Lex Luthor

No offense to any Ashton Kutcher fans I was just looking for a rhyme. I'm serious.

[MrMcBambi]

Superman is strong powerful and great

To save planet earth surely is his fate

his cape is kinda dirty cause he has no class

instead of toilet paper uses his cape to wipe his ass

[Prometheusmfd]

They call me superman, it is really great

My father told that saving them is my fate

But there is one thing that i can not deny

Even the man of steel forgets to zip his fly

[JerleShannara951]

i'd have liked to see a hoedown where chip doesn't have to attack one the others in the group to be funny

[GravityFamily]

@JerleShannara951

I'd like to see one where Colin doesn' thave to make a dumb pun to funny.

[strumem90]

@GravityFamily Colins hilarious dude....

[GravityFamily]

@strumem90 It's true, but that doesn't mean Chip isn't.

[strumem90]

@GravityFamily lol...never said he was....as for part time guest on the show, Chip and Greg are two of my favorites! :D

[GavinJ37]

@JerleShannara951 Actually I think Chip attacking other cast members during Hoedown is Hilarious. But I would love to see one where Ryan doesn't attack Drew.

[manda506]

my name is superman my powers are cool i can use them for what ever i want to

but my criptonyt it is very scary

the only thing i cant move is drew carry 

[metalguyn]

@manda506 the one thing you cant do is spell....

[mightyone13427]

No! A hoedown without colin!

[fueledbyglucose]

My name is Superman, all those badguys I can fight

Nothing can hurt me, so I party every night

I got up one morning and I didn't know what to do

Because I drank so much booze I woke up next to Drew

[scottymoose21]

Chip rips on Colin so much haha

[ITSOVER9000ish]

Drew once thought he was superman, so he tried to fight crime

but he got his ass kicked all of the time

so the moral to theis story is this simple note

if you think you can fight crime....don't

[WackyBrothersHQ]

I always wanted to be superman all my life

I just can't seem to get that dream to come true

So one day I jumped off from a building

I was doing drugs and now im dead

[stinger131996]

@WackyBrothersHQ hahaha that actually made me laugh

[MrLanceyboy11]

@WackyBrothersHQ Yours is fucking stupid!! It has to rhyme dumbass!!

[chasevs11]

I am not super im afraid im just batman

I still like to fight even though its all a plan

Im not very strong no theres nothing up here

And even my sidekick Robin, he is a queer

[jaysds123]

Holy shit collin dosn'tget to do a hoedown. *crys* But he's good at hoedowns

[DontSigh]

Really having someone win is pretty useless - isn´t it? Firstly, they let someone win to have an excuse for Drew to actually DO something, and secondly they do it so that someone does not have to participate in the last game. Let´s be honest, if winning didn´t mean to sit out a hoedown they would have let Colin win a lot more often. At least they should have...

[Obliviateable]

Colin is a lefty!!!

[Spamalote]

Just like Superman his hair was up, up and away!!!

Day-mn, I lovvveee Chip. Seriously. o_o'

[DukewintermaulX]

i dont get why ppl put thier hoedown in here...they have time to think stuff up...and whose line guys have to think on the spot

[nicolelylewis]

@DukewintermaulX that's true! lol

[dstebbin]

I wish they did the gynocologist hoedown!

[QuackQuackRAWR]

1:58 I wonder if Ryan's X-ray vision picked that up...

[scotty2hottyrocks]

please abc you gotta bring this back,

it was a great show, it never lacked,

your losing view-ers by the minute,

because colin and ryan were an unstoppable pact

[fluteplaya22593]

@scotty2hottyrocks its on weekdays from 12-12:30 am and 12:30-1:00am

[117amtrak]

I sometimes think that they should have taken this opportunity to do a "Colin-less" irish drinking song, just like they did the "Ryan-less" hoedown, just to see what it would have been like.

[JB0nline]

ryan has never missed a hoedown either...plus he loathes them

[badgal342]

@JB0nline yea he did sit out on one hoedown

[JB0nline]

@badgal342 oh, which episode???

[badgal342]

@JB0nline when i find it again ill let you know okay

[badgal342]

@JB0nline check whose line bloopers 1-6, i think that is where i saw it

[JB0nline]

@badgal342 ok, thanks

[pippin254]

First time I've seen Colin win.....wow! :D

[yolk25]

i think this was the first time the audience clapped at the correct speed!

[60pantherfan]

that harmony at the end with chip is amazing lol

[PlutoTheSecond]

There is no one out there quite like Superman.

He can do a lot of things that no one else can.

But there's one thing about him that no one else can see.

The fact of the matter is, Superman is me!

[narutofreaksg]

haha Chip was great and i laughed so hard when i saw Collin taking notes:D

[DevilboyScooby]

Colin is like superman, he has special powers

he can keep an audience entertained for hours

But there is just one power that Colin lacks

No matter how hard he tries, his hair won't grow back.

[kagomeLovesInuyasha3]

@DevilboyScooby LMAO <3

[monkeydemon109]

@DevilboyScooby lol that would be so depressing for Colin when the rest of the group yells "HIS HAIR WON'T GROW BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

[nebblu]

@DevilboyScooby

Drew Carrey met superman just the other day ,

"Oh my my what stature " Drew went on to say ,

Superman then turned , smiled widely , and said ,

"You've got some stature too ! I'm sure you're well fed!"

[UltMitSinner78]

Batman doesn't like supes anyway

He's not impressed he's faster than a plane

There is one thing he will always rant

Supermans underwears over top of his pants

[ominaimi]

was drew trying to give ryan the finger through his suit jacket? just to check if the xray vision was real? =]

[slingstone49]

@ominaimi yes