Keys to the Zebra - DJO

[TimAyro]

It's not funny if you don't make a story out of it. This is just random.

[dayjoborchestra]

@TimAyro You're right. Nobody found this funny...ever. Disregard all the comments and views. Thank you sir for guiding us in our quest for the correct humour to appreciate. You are noble and took the time out of your schedule to let us, the ones who do find it funny, know our wrongdoings, and will gladly submit our individual thoughts to you for approval in the future. Thank you! And as far as being "random"; that's our style, and we're greatly sorry for being ourselves. PS: FAFB

[TheGzeus]

I now think of "Hamilton whenever I try to think of an example of an unpleasant place thanks to your videos.

Apparently apt, but I've never been, and I'm in a small American town. No one has any idea wtf I'm talking about, which actually makes me kinda happy.

[gunfuego]

I LOVE APPLE JUICE!!!!!!!!

[Rantomon]

quality... thanks!

[whiteraven171]

I live in Hamilton county, no joke.

[Cschive]

You should stick him in the "What" and ride him hard?

[KingNast]

@Cschive the ground

[Skwisgaar999]

@Cschive The ground. Stick him in the GROUND AND RIDE HIM HARD.

[hamlet85227]

You guys are amazingly funny, but what's with the apple juice obsession? rofl

[Freeflyer91]

@hamlet85227 Everybody knows, I'm FREAKY about apple juice.

[Nobody04]

"and your from Hamilton!"

[Bolgernow]

Bitch...loser...fucking you! *Whistle*

[Trixter943]

YOu could have a brick shined, hmm? You know what you could do with a shiny brick?

[cupchange]

@Trixter943 piss all over your head

[Trixter943]

@cupchange lets go snowboarding

[frow9405]

@Trixter943 | I have a feeling he didn't say brick...starts with a "P" instead.

[sortilegus]

I wish you were lesbians...

[barscotch]

love how Olan is sloshing his "food" around repeatedly the whole time, then Beru says, "You should stick 'im in the ground, put on a rubber, 'n' ride 'im harrrd..." Then he just goes "slosh" and it's over. It's just perfect.

[OneThousandWorlds]

seems like a good euphimism for somethin' dirty.. giving someone the keys to the zebra.

and luke's YYZ drum-tapping is nice, but how bout doing the BASS LINE!

[fumeja]

1:39 whistlin cantina song lol

[DillTurnips]

then they can all go rabbi fisting together

[QuorgeTheConqueror]

I want that tatoo so badly now!

[pockypurse]

Why are we all dressed like MOSES

[RayfieldA]

That hostage sure sounds juicy!

[GrunOne]

Hah nice whistling Luke you'll be hearing that one again

[ProjectOccasus]

love the hamilton jokes llol

[DeePhlat]

I love the very last frame - *stop chewing* *stare*

[seanmatthewrosen]

Somebody should stick 20 people in the ground, put on a rubber and ride 'em hard.

[TheMustardTiger4]

You're definitely from Ontario

[redSG]

1:37 Best. Thing. Evar.

[kwissie2]

1:28 to the end was amazing. lmao

[Vertigo688]

"First saved message: HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRGH. End of message."

Jesus Christ I'm crying laughing why is that the funniest part

[MedievalDead]

Oh my God. Too f**king hysterically funny. I'm in tears

[GODCONVOYPRIME]

Hey just like to say you guys kick ass and also MORE STAR WARS DJOS PLEASE!!!!!! Thank you that is all.

[PyrozPlayground]

I got a gig this thursday with the sandwich bastards. XD

[QuorgeTheConqueror]

@Juggisan Ahahahaha! quiet bag! Someone flagged you for spam! ahahaha!

[Juggisan]

did ya ever use that stuff quiet bag...fuck it. ROFL

[AppositeExDreams]

I keep guffawing at this vivid mental picture of "a tattoo of Jesus waterboarding". He's grinning madly like The Dude in Gutterballs. The victim is Sean Hanratty. Two Apostles are catching the drips in wineglasses.

[305pride]

and you look like luke... fucking grasshopper

[ddegithink]

"You should stick him in the ground put on a rubber and ride him hard."

[Robb373737]

"you know what you could do with a shiny brick? hmm?"

"piss all over your head."

[Squee36]

YOU HAVE A BORING VOICE!

[Mythosician06]

Wanna play hopscotch on my mother's ovaries? There's no room for my penis in that bowl of salad.

[Equalizer501]

you should stick him in the ground, put on a rubber and ride him hard!!! lol

[LoreleiMission]

Laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my face

[CypherVirus]

wasn't as funny as the trek one... The only part I loled at was the "first saved message" part at the end...

[TheMead22]

1:35-1:44 is the best.

Bitch, Loser, Fuck you.

[SEMAT56]

BAHAHAHAHA @ AUNT BARU!!!!! OMG LMAO!!

[BaucchTabasco]

"you should stick him in the ground, put on a rubber and ride him hard."

had me laughing so hard.

[hollywoodwerewolf]

there's Apple Juice in a galaxy far far away as well???

[nobrayn]

Another hit. Freakin' love you guys.

[Lywnis]

Chewie is a lesbian...bhahahaha made the apple juice go out thru my nose

[Lywnis]

The description made me lolz "Sorry for the long wait.WE WERE PARKING." hahaha awesome :D

[MacargaMart]

'bitch, looser, fuck you' hahaha awesome! :D

[bregolingo]

We need more stuff from DJO !!! MISS YOU

[boritom]

You guys will eat anything. I remember one time I took Larry King fishing in Borneo, and he caught syphilis. That's the last time I ever take soda out of the can before I open it, I can tell you. But, of course, this all happened a very short time ago in a galaxy virtually adjacent to us.

[Mythosician06]

I could do with a shiny prick.

[iUseTheF2000]

BITCH....HOOKER...FUCKYOU!

Roflmfao



[tusksofblood]

Is it just me or does Luke briefly play YYZ with his spoon?

[dayjoborchestra]

@tusksofblood Yes! We figured someone would eventually catch that. You must be a drummer.

[ZombieInLaw]

@dayjoborchestra I caught that too! I love rush :D

[Malficious]

@dayjoborchestra See i thought maybe i was just imagining things when i heard it first lol.

[tc777777777777777777]

holy crap!

[SpahnRanch1969]

@tusksofblood Yes, heard that too!

[ThePurgatoryfire]

@tusksofblood jesus dude, how did you notice that?! That's amazing.

[asmoron]

do the whole movie do the whole movie do the whole movie do the whole movie do the whole movie do the whole movie do the whole movie

[seanmatthewrosen]

I've given it some thought, and so here's some suggestions for videos to give the DJO treatment to:

Miss Teen USA South Carolina

Any video by VenomFangX or Nephilimfree

Anything featuring Sarah Palin, Michael Moore, Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, etc.

[pythor2]

@seanmatthewrosen Yes! I second Venomfangx.

[dnizzle555]

Truly random. Thanks for doing what you do best.

[billmilliganhisself]

@JackParsonac "Have you noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?" - George Carlin

[JMUDoc]

OK - I've tried everywhere, and I just can't find a place that will do a prick shine.

"You should stick him in the ground, put on a rubber, and ride 'im HARD."

[existtraiesc]

You have a BOOORING VOICE!!!!

[Cakeflourz]

1:44 that's EXACTLY what my phone's mailbox is like at the end of everyday.

[brunobliss]

Bitch, Looser, Fuck You.

[BlckSbthMan]

@brunobliss

Hahahahahhh!

[d2jenkin]

its true. that IS what they do in Hamilton!

[xXfistyrhinoXx]

im having a tattoo of jesus waterboarding on my shoulder

[Xhalph]

Better writing than Revenge of the Sith, that's for sure.

[guywithhead]

You have a BORING voice.

[bigntall08]

Everyone sucks but you!!

[Jokercbg]

Your from Hamilton ha!

[Spudmonk]

Lets go snowboarding

[macro312]

I saw Chebaca Fisting a mailman.

[SingSpring]

loved this haha

[feLIVEar]

I was laughing so hard that I was sobbing. This is one of my favorite things I've ever seen hahaha

[ddegithink]

Oh God I laughed so hard. I'm a die-hard Star Wars fan and I thoroughly enjoyed this. Mainly because of the amazing voice overs... Wait a minute that's all it was.. Oh well still awesome.

[Crashlander]

Worst thing ever. I'm calling Lucasfilm.

[dayjoborchestra]

@Crashlander ...yeah, tell George that somebody made a parody of his movie. First time ever! He'll thank you, and scold us. Then he'll give you big reward, and maybe you guys can become friends?

[MrRetlav]

@dayjoborchestra Or he could tell Lucas to stop making Star Wars suck, with the extra movies, games, and animations....

[thegroupofprats]

@dayjoborchestra best outro EVER

[Novelladelleda]

@dayjoborchestra I looked for this guys comment, just to down vote it.

[TikTikBOOMBOX]

@Crashlander fuckin fag

[Supadupanerd]

@Crashlander Shit. Go fuck a fruit basket!

[Sasquatch1369]

OMFG, this is awesome!

[wolffrankenstein]

Made my day!

[BuffMcGruff1]

I love when the lady? Talks.

[Syndog71]

Oh, man... I haven't laughed so hard in months. Thanks!

[Helena74]

"Y`know what you can do with a shiny prick mmmm" ?....

"Piss all over your head" ! :D

[djgizmoe]

@Helena74 Godlike humour....

[slapnut892]

Nice voice over work

[daniel22x]

00:31 funny

[Mattaus1810]

This shit is win...didnt expect anything less xD....best part, when luke is going to throw up from eating hostages...priceless

[lokd1]

7 people forgot to have thier applejuice this morning

[georgeliquor42]

Bitch...loser...fuck you

[seanmatthewrosen]

Great seeing DJO again! XD

Message to the Fox network: FINGER, bitches! Fox can go fist 2 hamsters & 5 gerbils and stick them up their bum! And worst of all, Fox hates apple juice!

[bcarm16]

always awesome. Keep the lulz coming. PLEASE!!!

[atombat]

Fuckin' Hilarious :D

[maskof]

You guys...always with your fingers on daddy's Masonic apple juice Ouija board.

[WARRIORofHARDCORE]

Was that ending a reference to Agoraphobic Nosebleed's "Machine Gun?"

[NATAS0m3n]

Are they drinking paint thinner?!

[khakiwolf]

Hey WTF I'm from Hamilton! Naw, good video, as always!

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

idk why but the star trek ones are funnier than all the others

[ilovedatasoong]

"You Have A Boring Voice!"

[klingonradar]

Where can i find that message in the end. I laughed so hard

[kittykatBflat]

Hamilton, haha americans arnt going to know where that is

[MicrosoulV3]

yaaaaaay!!! DJO LIVES!!

[tangein]

"we were parking" lol... =D

[LeapinAbys]

*swish swish swish*

[Essasmusic]

I don't know how to say this without it sounding dirty, so I'll just say it: I love it when the characters make odd shapes with their mouths; you never know what DJO will put there.

[thepatient403]

excellent keep em coming

[mt256]

hamilton! lulz

[mickys514]

Love it :D

[UnderwaterMaiden]

Needless to say, DJO, you were sorely missed!!

[tightsauce1]

SO DAMN GLAD YOU'RE BACK! more more more! DJO for the mother effing WIN

[bulbousmold]

THIS VIDEO HELPED ME POOP

[Traggelo]

reddit says hi.

[nationalpanelbeating]

"First saved message: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa­aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa­aAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH-!!! End of message." I lolled.

[livewire242]

How does he know Chewie's a lesbian before he's even been to Mos Eisley?

[aCivilServant]

"Let's go snowboarding...". On Tatooine, a desert planet? Yeah,right!

[nitpicker42]

I imagine that the message at the end was Uncle Owen calling his best friend to scream in horror, after the stoic/traumatized face he turned towards Bass!Aunt Beru finally wore off.

It only ended when she stuck him in the ground, put on a rubber, and rode him hard. By the time Owen's friend arrived to investigate, there was nothing left of his mind.

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@nitpicker42

It was probably Uncle Owen's call for help as he was being blasted by Imperial Stormtroopers.

[somarriba333]

How come we're all dressed like Moses?

[Hawawaa]

"You have 101 new messages," :(

"from DJO." :)

[mystaplerisblue]

Maybe it's because I'm biased as a bigger Trek fan than Star Wars, but this wasn't as funny as your previous stuff. Don't get me wrong, it was still funny, but I was just plain laughing instead of nearly dying like I am w/the Trek dubs.

[Valelacerte]

It was worth the wait. The only videos that really make me laugh.

[TraceurZeno]

I have had an apple juice addiction thanks to DJO

[Geolaw1]

(*****SPOILER ALERT*****)

"You should stick him in the ground, put on a rubber and ride him hard!"

Too fuckin funny!

[HOTOjake]

why is canada so much better then the U.S.?

[inivonwini]

Whoa! Star Wars. whoa there

[Shanghaifunk]

keep them coming!! love it.

[souplipoop]

Yeah, let's get some more Star Wars DJOs. :D

[conradragzoff]

Actually, DJO is the best on YouTube in regards to apple juice...

[slapdaddy1234]

Holy shit...sooo good. MORE, PLEASE!!!!! And thank you.

[graywolf0026]

... That final bit made me snort pizza up my nose. Fuck a fruit basket.

[Cypress77]

fuck hamilton

[gingeralesucker]

Bitch, Loser. Fuck you.

[1taken]

Part of what I love about the TNG videos is that I usually haven't seen the episodes they're based on, so I have no idea what the actors were originally saying. So I worried that my familiarity with Star Wars would kill this one for me...but I underestimated you guys. Excellent job, as always. I don't know how you guys come up with this apple juice.

[kranktank]

@1taken i find them funnier when I know what they were originally saying

[Guitarman8832]

That was amazing.

[DrJohnCockwalrus]

I can smell the Hamilton from here...the movie will never be the same again!

[LordCorinth]

oh excellent.

perfection!

very nice

you guys should be featured every day on youtube in their front page, fuck those top cookiecutter losers with their flourescent backgrounds and exclamation titles and custom thumbnails.... theyre douches! youre awesome :D

[liferescripted]

Everyone hates Hamilton.. even Luke Skywalker!

[GordonMorrice]

Sandwich Bastards would be a great name for a band.

[SugarDemon1035]

Who left the voice mail?

[hyrulemusic]

I like my ice extra-cold.

[NathanSifu]

Thank you! Hilarious as usual

[Nerolus]

Wanna.... sell your amp?

[cmk7]

Lol!

That phone message was epic!

[IzaaqMicro]

Bitch, loser...fuck you. LMAO!!

I swear DJO videos are the only ones on youtube that cause me physical pain from laughing so hard!

[Ebrainiac1]

Fuck a fruit basket in the fridge.

[YuesWoman]

Oh my god, this is so well timed up! HOLY CRAP!

[fashnek]

@YuesWoman Actually it's one of their worst ones. Keep looking.

[YuesWoman]

@fashnek I've seen all of their videos, but thanks anyway.