Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Fuck

[AlwaysRecording]

Got put in a cop car over this song - Chuck !!

[redchief16]

85 people are too drunk to fuck.

[AtarisGuy33]

From the intelligence of all these comments, I'm just going to guess that all the people listening to this are drunk.

[MultiMitchell77]

hi

[pricetag956]

knt spil bt 2 drnk 2 fork got mr hair

[ThePacman1011]

Give me convenience or give me death my teacher said this to day in class and i was the only one who know who said it

[CrustPunk668]

Jello is one of the smartest guy in music! DK !!!!!!!!

[Jaws258]

When I'm drunk, I play the kinect. Fucking hilarious.

[VikingPunkare]

When i tou drunk, i fall of sleep, and the girls rape me.

[MastaSnajpaa]

TO DRUNK TO FUghrHGHHGghGhGhgLFLGlfglLGflG­lLFglfLGlFG.... *spit*

- HEY!!! WHERE'S MY BEER????

[PhunkadelicPhish]

these comments are fuking hilarious!

[H0spitaller]

when i'm too drunk i swear first base seems like a fucking oddysey - it's just fucking impossible

[Malombado]

There was a night that I got too drunk then I tried to fuck with girl. Days later I found out that girl was a tranny in fact.

[TheGreghingst]

not a problem just lay there and make her do the work

[thedick69hotmailcom]

when im too drunk to fuck i end up in the poop-shoot-- bottoms-up gals

big boss daddyman

[PXR5TheFlyingDoctor]

A bottle and toffee wizz, nothin would of been declined. happy daze

[kempy202]

the world looks better at the end of a bottle or two of whiskey

[jimmie579]

i find fucking eaiser when im drunk cause the girls look so amasing.....but not eaiser to spell

[tlinna]

I'm too straight to fuck.

[Kakivas]

After a half bottle of whiskey, I can never get it up, true story..

[TheCloudsDarkSide]

I used to drink before fucking, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Armagedn12]

This is why I don't drink.

[andreasbluesify]

jelo biafra emang keren

[skwizzgar]

this fucking SUCK!! lmfao

[StepperOfTheDub]

Too drunk to sing.

[wesleynps]

punkeira mostra hahhaa

[powermetal6669]

Skyrim

[Elcollpohorrible]

Too sober to fuck!

[godsmokescronic]

Story of my life.

[jebbbuz]

gilgamesh!

[kendallbob]

you know... the other night i was humming this while walking to the pub, and oddly enough it's the first song they play inside said pub as i sit down at a table.

[Deepred67]

@kendallbob Good pub.

[Loeis11]

@LustControl HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[darriengall]

its th irony people. its a song about poseurs for fux sake

[tralq]

Thumbs up if tonight you're getting to drunk to fuck

[MemetronDaBboy]

@tralq You are a fucking idiot. This song is taking the piss out of people who go over the top.

[BillHicks420]

I actually have this T shirt, too drunk to fuck. Ironically, I wear it only at parties.

[Bloodhownd21]

well i can never be too drunk to fuck,but i can be too drunk to know who im fucking.

[wyzade]

@Bloodhownd21 I guess you haven't been too drunk to fuck. I was so drunk i couldn't get off. No matter what, that bitch was suckin my dick so LONG and i couldn't nut.. Blue balls like fuck, shit.

[jore00001]

@Bloodhownd21 You need to improve your drinking mate (rock) .. I kid, ofc

[SpaceCupcakeLovesMe]

@Bloodhownd21 lmfaoooo diiujdsxza]\P

[ursel09]

@Bloodhownd21 agree :)

[TheJujuline]

@Bloodhownd21 uahuahuahuahauauahahhhaaa !!!!!!!! :-p

[Loeis11]

I used to get too drunk to fuck, until I took an arrow to the knee..

[MAR00NPHOENIX]

@Loeis11 I like skyrim as much as the next guy but it is not warranted here.

[LustControl]

@Loeis11 It's the arrow to the knee guy. Hey arrow to the knee guy!

[PadraikKasier]

@LustControl; Mommy it's him! It's really him!

@Loeis11; Can I get a picture with you?

[TheStonebill]

Too fucked to drunk...(hic).

[xXbestefarXx]

You dickheads this is an ANTI-drinking song. Jees use your brain people..

[1pL4yDRuMz98]

@xXbestefarXx I dunno if you were ironic, but this is written n performed by the DK. I doubt its anti-drinking.

[sloanmidwestXTC]

@1pL4yDRuMz98 I doubt they drank much man. Prolly pretty clean and sober. This is about the evils of excess.

[xXbestefarXx]

@1pL4yDRuMz98 You doubt it's anti-drinking, I know.

Start thinking for peeps sake.

[jam22982]

lol, my moms band plays this

[BryandeRover]

Don't you hate it when you wake up and there is a gun pointed at your head from some girl you tore up the night before?

[MastodonManiac]

@BryandeRover Story of my life!!

[CBIKAS]

@BryandeRover Not really, I'm just happy it's a girl!

[RestlessToothbrush]

isnt it also funny when you wake up after a hard night and your still drunk lol

[Cocytus999]

Way too often I'm too drunk, too drunk, to drunk to fuck.

[paullauer]

I wish I was around in the 80's. It sounded amazing. Now all thats on nowadays for music is pop/techno shit that you can't connect with. Its all autotuned also. *sigh* I envy the ones who were in the 80's :) you all sound like you had an amazing time.

[MeasHanSolo]

@paullauer  Its sucked. All current times suck til about 10 years later.

[kylekhogg]

@paullauer I think there's good music from every decade, it just seems now there so much MORE music that you have to sift through more crap than you used too.

[SuperBspb]

@paullauer Everyone says the old days were better, when they actually sucked at the time.

[Sallyw826]

@SuperBspb no they didn't ... it was always awesome

[brokenhands02]

hey, did that fucking lame ass band buckcherry rip this song off DK!?

[salamix100]

ladies are  great. not always maybe

[mikemat3307]

I have this on a 12" 45RPM single..

[ArasokaHushmach]

Dont you hate when your actually to drunk to fuck?

[SirBlackoulis]

@ArasokaHushmach Νo ...and i didn't care.....xexe

[ArtVandalay1984]

@ArasokaHushmach too drunk too drunk to even care.

[ArasokaHushmach]

@ArtVandalay1984 xD Hell Yess!

[psylabius]

@ArasokaHushmach three-days-ago...alkool-someti­mes-is-so-bastard

[SpaceCupcakeLovesMe]

@ArasokaHushmach sure maaaaaaaaaaaan

[MorbidBliss22]

@ArasokaHushmach: It is literally the worst feeling ever.

[todd8333]

I was to drunk to fuck last night.

[bogeybast]

This pleasant little ditty is my dead grandma's favorite song.

[arekipunk]

LAST WEEKEND I was singing this song .. in a hotel room, hahahaha

[poopy50832]

@arekipunk ha ha ha who cares turp!

[Dunshaggin]

this a classic from the 80s, if u had a spine/intellect otherwise u were listening 2 shitcake music from the majors e.g. huey pooass and the news, whacko jacko, Tina Turnoff and any amount of shite on the radio at the time

[ItHappens117]

people don't see the irony here, i guess.

[ccolay1]

haha, fricking hilarious!

[CommanderMeaty]

lol too drunk to even have a boner

[Towball22]

never too drunk baby

[MegaLynchmobb]

TOO DRUNJK TO FUCKK AND TYPEE.

[sckorpion2000]

@MegaLynchmobb MRE TO

[max11754]

thumbs up if uve ever been to drunk to fuck haha world wide

[wolf11689]

lets all just drink to DK

[Skunk645]

TO FUCK TO DRUNK!!!

[MrMJFan97]

FUCK OFF NAZIS!!!!

DEAD KENNEDYS BEST BAND EVER :D

[ANDYVICIOUS12]

76 PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPIDS TO DRUNK....

[kimiekk]

@ANDYVICIOUS12 one person is to dumb to type

[ANDYVICIOUS12]

@kimiekk SUCK MY DICK TROLL BITCH!!! BETTER?? =9

[Devranderya]

TURKS wait of death of my mother.

[forseken666]

Too Drunk to Fuck did you had that before ?

[ch1ld0fbodom]

Yesterday I was too drunk to fuck.

[JuggalocodeChile1988]

tumbz op if ur tooo druunk!!

[dunamiths]

@4lida

alites einai ta mat k oi asfalites adelfe !!!

ENANTIA !!!!!!!!!!

[rocketboy375]

best song name

[omerta0414]

Too Frunk to Duck. =D

[ionlylikeoldmusic]

@therrrlingirl i'm glad i didn't offend you :) and thanks, i like your username too even if i don't quite understand it

[ionlylikeoldmusic]

@therrrlingirl so am I (a teenage girl), but most people frankly don't care. they don't equate age with good taste in music and therefore neither should you. sorry if I came off as a little harsh here

[Martijn745]

74 are too drunk too hit the like button

[dogmk1]

i'm that old that i knew them when they were called the live kennedys !! that makes me 1.1 light years old lmfao

[1borat5]

im only fuck when ay drunj whwn ay j+jung..now a+i m not fuck a im too old to rnr fuck off

[MegaB4Db0y]

I'm almost 105 years old, I heard this when I was 10. LMFAO

[elodiedazur]

un classique anticlassique.

[oftenlostinwhat]

im 15, wheres my fucking reward

[wolvez2]

@oftenlostinwhat *Flashes my penis at you*

[Secure81]

Weird how the california punk is so much different from the new york punk right around this time. Great song, sort of reminds me of Fuck You Blues by The Electric Flamingos

[paulspydar]

fuck ,,I remember in the 80`s I was threatened with arrest under some obscenity law if I did not take of my "DK T-shirt too drunk to fuck" & turn it inside out, well I was arrested ha ha , fuckers kept me in the cell for hours then let me go at 4am! with no charges,wankers... oh what fun though, on the way out the police station I stole a police charity money sock that was hangin on the wall, so breakfast & bus fair was on the old bill that day, ;-)

[daygloman]

@paulspydar Oh fuck yeah!!!! Good for you brother!

[chaclapa]

@paulspydar I wish I was with you man... sounds so fun.

[butterslacks109]

@paulspydar right job man I'm not pro or anti police but I disagree with a lot of the shit they do in Ireland for example two cops were given suspended sentences for the assault of two arrested men

[TheOtherJMan]

@paulspydar Best fuckin comment I've ever seen on youtube

[GuntherUnderneath]

@paulspydar Bad... Fucking... Ass. Fuck The Cops!

[Bliingboii]

@paulspydar You, sir, are a good person.

[SuperBspb]

@paulspydar I applaud your sense of morality.

[bandm1987]

Damn, I was born in the wrong decade....

[FelineJaye]

@bandm1987 Luckily for me, my mum was born in the right decade and had the good sense to pass on the good stuff *smug-win*

[bandm1987]

@FelineJaye You fortunate lil fucker.....*Jelly face.jpg

[FelineJaye]

@bandm1987 Problem?

[bandm1987]

@FelineJaye IM RAGING SOOOOOOOO HARD BROOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SpikedgeXXX]

Some people think that this song as well as "Six Pack" by Black Flag are pro-drinking songs but if you read the lyrics they are not pro or anti drinking. It (like "Six Pack" ) ridicules those who push things to excess. Which is a key point, Punk Rock is not about excess. It's about minimalism. OK off my soapbox.

[giorg79]

tromba amico degli sbirri

[kiwifucker1]

thats right

[sickofitall915]

Too drunk to fuck when you puke on the chick your gonna fuck

[ItsNotColdEnough]

@sickofitall915 or when you're on the floor not able to stand, telling yourself you'll never drink again.

[TheMunchMaster]

is that deniro on the cover ? lol

[SmokeDaddy00]

Is it just me or does the guy on the album cover look like Robert Deniro

[JimmyMcEmoson]

@SmokeDaddy00 he's missing the mole but other than that he kinda looks like DeNiro

[TheDistillers101]

@MrSigninging they do have a vevo, with videos of them in a recording studio (belive me, DK do have a vevo)

[PrinceZaiden]

Oh this song makes me lol

[WTFJustnoRELOADED]

Too Funk to Druck.

[TheDistillers101]

@Biggle3057 yeah, they do acually ...

[chaclapa]

Etotadruntafuk! Etotadruntafuk!

[JLennonOno]

i played the max vinyl single to my dad once we had dinner....i think that was exactly the day we split...i was 15 then...

[Biggie3057]

There's a reason DK doesn't have a shitty VEVO channel...

[dunamiths]

i love DK from my 14 old years !!

and now i m 42 !!!!!

Greetings from GREECE to you all !!

[ballandchain25]

@dunamiths μπραβο αδερφε!

[pankorn23]

@dunamiths AFTOS EISAI!

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[dunamiths]

@pankorn23

na sai kala filaraki !!!!

[TheMetalHead554]

@dunamiths Δώσε! Εγώ είμαι τώρα 15 και γουστάρω DK :P

[666husar]

@dunamiths hehe,i was 13 years old when i sterted with DK and im 27 ;P i still have got my martens and leather jacket XD cheers from Pol

[exebetse70]

@dunamiths

bro i'm 41 and i still like DK and their cultural terrorism.... Hello from athens...

[dunamiths]

@exebetse70

pollous xairetismous apo athina n.kosmo man ..

an exeis akousta tous ''ENANTIA''

pes mou thn gnwmi sou ..

[ZulOffspring]

@dunamiths pantou ellines!

[dunamiths]

@ZulOffspring

pantou re filara !

xairetismata !!!

[TheHiron96]

@dunamiths ΕΛΑ ΕΛΛΑΔΑΡΑ ΚΑΙ ΣΤΟΥΣ DEAD KENNEDYS!!!

[thanasis522]

@TheHiron96 ΕΤΣΙ ΡΕ ΤΡΕΛΕ...ΕΤΣΙ ΓΑΜΩΩΩΩ :Δ

[GreeceRodos92]

@dunamiths Δώσε πόνο, δυναμίτη!!!! :)

[dunamiths]

@GreeceRodos92

POLLA XAIRETISMATA STO NISH APO ATHINA RE PAIXTARA !!!

[dodabender]

@dunamiths I hope you're helping to tear down your government! Good luck to you!

[dunamiths]

@dodabender

thanks man !!!

but THE LUCK is BLACK !!!

[joshtheposh96]

@lolcrumo Yeah, Because You make Sense, prick.

[Jqd3AL]

WTF, I´m alive again!

[lolcrumo]

very shitty punk indeed

[redl3ss]

Conversations in punk videos are even funnier than those in metal videos. I think I'm gonna be visiting such stuff more often from now on

[BadComenter]

@redl3ss Try stoner rock videos funny as shit

[Elcollpohorrible]

Too dunk to not fuck!

[leggoego]

70 people are too drunk to know good music

[Blaze323232]

@leggoego im pretty sure if there was something as good music, it wouldn't be this. luckily for all you fans, there is no such thing as objective taste in music so this statement is meaningless.

[c0nz0rd00d]

@leggoego You mean not drunk enough ;]

[PuntyxlMinipunk13]

My favorite song of dead kennedys =D

[Lisacole33]

 jello fuckin rules

[jennlt79]

Too drunk to fuck when they cant get it up ladies. ; )

[Blacktarten]

unfurtuitly werent punx

[misfitsfan28]

@Blacktarten I swear to god u better not be talking about dead kennedys.

[Blacktarten]

@misfitsfan28 you swear at god aaa its a holiday in cambodia where and are still good all though they got there ass kick ed in new zealand by skinheads inthe 80 s for standing up for bl...s

[misfitsfan28]

@Blacktarten and soo what doesnt make dead kennedys punnk, and it wasnt the entire band it was only jello who got ganged up on after a concert, dead kennedys are a fucking mazing punk band, one of the first to have a political stand point in punk.

[JayM0310]

needed that. Thanks.

[nekrobel]

Yeah this is a great song to regurgitate to

[myvideos9812]

I threw up so much to this song once.

[TheStonebill]

Too f#$%&d to drunk...(hic)!