BANNED VIDEO: The Truth About Oil

[saleh2kx]

If bush had the time machine why didn't he change other things like WW2..Cold War or Sept 11 outcome?...asshole

[TechieGeek1]

Get out of your mom's basement and go find a job

[aztec714ok]

stupid

[Sociopathics]

Can't tell if troll, on account of many people on the internet that CAN be this stupid.

[Theracks23]

Oh I c dat 4 sale sign

[ElloSophie]

This is amazing.

[mrco74]

OH MY GOD THIS LAUGHTER, MY RIBS, OH MY GOD THEY HURT

[Mosnye]

flagged for promoting terrorism!

[DaftOtaku1]

Wow, you speak with a lot of charisma, but this is ridiculous.

[Chulacker]

Wake up sheeple, dinosaurs never existed.Those so called "fossils" were placed there by Jesus to test our faith.

[captainoobvious]

i see you troll

[JuliusIsMe]

Where did you get this information?

[ChicagoProdigy]

Send your resume to Russia Today.

[LlamaTheory]

This is fucking brilliant.

[rahkshirock96]

you got some on your moustache steve...

[BJtheBassist]

trololololololololololol

[bud389]

Greatest.... Troll....  Ever....

[adelaidemarie]

you said: "Why does YouTube keep censoring this video? Who are they working for? "

i know money Seems like a who but it is Really a What.

[CiyanPoolseMB]

Dude, you're troll is succesfull, people who believe this are really fucktards..

[highyellow2267]

lol hes TROLLLLLING

[blingblingchecka]

American Psycho

[AngelWolf12]

Is this real? Like, is this guy serious or is this just a waste-of-my-time-prank?

[michaelcavanaugh]

@AngelWolf12 is it not a waste of your time if he's serious?

[bud389]

@AngelWolf12 THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!

[Ascarion1234]

This was hilarious and just the right tone to make some dumbos believe you're serious... Or was it? Because I know the truth: You are a secret government agent and the purpose of this video is to make us believe that conspiracy theories are stupid so we disregard them while our reptilian overlords are having sex with our babies behind our back. Gotcha.

[luvabulheadache]

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[spammerdude1]

This needs more views

[ReligionsForRetards]

FUCKING DINOSAURS!

[Macwylee]

lol yall been trolled!!!

[pyramidheadkitten9]

the thing ive always wondered about all these stupid ass conspiracy theories, if the government tries their best to cover them up, how come you can find millions of videos and articles about them on the internets?

[MARINVIEW]

f..ck what a waste

[mctoast5]

your bunker is your moms basement, and you should really stop smoking so much crack down there.

[TheSeaSergeant]

Is this a comedy show or this guy is actually serious?

[baggeghfreak]

@TheSeaSergeant a little of both ;)

[DrShaym]

12 people are Zionists working for the Illuminati.

[theframe100]

@DrShaym

You are my only god,

[scheibelhut38]

ultimate troll

[EasterGhost]

"...When George Bush went back in time."

[EasterGhost]

Soon as you say "expand your mind," you're on MJ.

[BackgroundBailey]

I love the cheap camera effects and random zooms and pans; really make it look like an actual conspiracy video.

[Mewzacht]

Dale from King of the Hill?

[Twilightsucksballs1]

DO MORE!!!!

[OddlySocks]

I agree

[ThePingu887]

You sir, are unique.

[darkwizyurd]

I KNEW IT!

[Darkrai1337]

Lol, this stuff is awsome. XD

I also like how many people buy into this with all their seriousness.

[XxRokusasuxX]

First flaw... AIDS is a more advanced form of HIV, which is the HUMAN Immunodeficiency Virus. HUMAN. Not Dinosaur... Human.

Second, George Bush hasn't done anything, he's a complete idiot, who most likely can't even tie his own shoes. Third? Fucking time machine? Really? I suggest you open a book to read on space-time theories which disprove such fanciful rhetoric. By the way? You'll be surprised by technology today. All I had to do was search your name to find your location. >:)

[XenuManLove]

@XxRokusasuxX Theories aren't proof of anything and neither are books.

[asigravitate27]

So George Bush went back in time fucked a dinosaur gave it aids that dinosaur gave every other dinosaur aids, then primates came along fucked the dinosaurs and they got aids flash forward a million years, some furry lover fucks a monkey and it turns out george bush is own grandfather?

[IeatMsPacMan]

11 people minds exploaded and landed on the dislike button

[MrPartypooper]

Please tell me you didn't do this vid seriously.

[LevelNineLogic]

The arguments here are logical.

[SupermarketsRevil]

Truth? In MY youtube?

[DrShaym]

@SupermarketsRevil It's more likely than you think.

[LevvyVision]

Wait.... WHAT! I got most things and if you can please help me understand a bit more. 1. Did they find the "time machine" 2. You said nuclear weapons don't exist. By common knowledge they don't exist... Did you mean back in prehistoric times? 3. So if they found the time machine couldn't they bring back nuclear weapons? But you said they don't exist.... ANSWER ME!!!!!!

[HomeWreckerA1]

blah blah blah, shit we alredy know

[mxtheriault]

epic lulz k33p that g00d shit up dud3

[hyperspacezk]

Can someone use the time machine to chop this guys nuts off so he can never reproduce?

[mctoast5]

all that imagination is going to waste, get a job writing or something

[tokethentunes]

sooo right haha

[Cortaud]

what is this, i don't even...

[insanecow0]

This guy is a real life Dale from King of the Hill xD

[ohboyhey2k4]

full of fail

[GendoIkari]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?!

[bugglesman]

fake and gay

[pyramidheadkitten9]

cant tell if troll or not.

[MESHASMGUD]

OMG THE ZERG ARE COMING WAKE UP PEOPLE OUR GOVERNMENT IS PROTOSS AND THEY HAVE NO MOUTHS

[XxRokusasuxX]

@MESHASMGUD

It's too late, Duran's already mass produced the hybrids, and the Dark Voice has won....

Dark Voice: "I love it when a plan comes together..."

[galenhenn]

the movie prince of persia makes absolute sense now.

[Sikyahonaw]

LOLWAITWAT

[narbagepl0x]

Stop trolling, there's people who actually ARE like this and have these beliefs so it's hard to tell the difference between someone who's dicking around and someone who's srs..I mean seriously? The goverment run by lizard men? A country attacking itself just for the rights to invade another country? Sigh

[xUNxTeam]

@narbagepl0x its called a false flag mission you moron, hitler used it in order to gain support...

Fucking idiots....

[fionn18]

@xUNxTeam

lol, tard

[xUNxTeam]

@fionn18 ....

[gigaEmpoleon]

Finally,I HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH!

[xplay108]

how much weed did you smoke before wrting this shit

[BuzanTheFear1ess]

k33p s34kkn da truth brotha, xXxXUNDA GROND FO LYFxXxX

[RedAtariButton]

Awesome Dale Gribble impersonation.

[goodnightChesty1775]

how much crack did you smoke before this?

[pifferelli]

i heard they were in the desert looking for something very ancient.

a time machine huh? interesting.

[pieguyfry22]

lol ed'd

[ChrisSheaffe]

HAHAHAHAHA omg this is hilarious.

[XdemestremX]

He looks jewish, conspiracy + jew, coincidence? I THINK NOT?! lawl

[balletphantom]

Haha, this is hilarious. Really creative. Well done. You should be working for SNL or something, the way you came up with this hilarious story.

This IS a joke, right?

[simonhm2]

OMG I SEE THE LIGHT......... everything makes sense.......... loljk you're fucking nuts.

[TangleOscarDevilDog]

I like conspiracy theories this is not one of them. this is a parody

[tpaladino]

OMG ITS ALL SO CLEAR TO ME NOW.

[fsjal1]

lol, THE TRUTH

[VeniVidiVici333]

Is this satire?

Either way, I laughed pretty hard, so thanks.

[Yophobee]

funny...

[ButtFuckingFaggot]

You want AIDS? I'll give you AIDS!

[DeepThroatBlackCock]

If only he waz black.....

[Quex01]

He can't be conspiracy theorist, he's a damned jew!

[CAPTAINALLCAPS]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHAT?

[inpachi123]

I dont know whats worse.. The fact that this is entirely plausible because of the lack of true media out there.. Or the fact that some people believe this..

[DrGorgenflex]

The funniest part are the comments and how some people believe he is serious.

[MohamedZero]

LOOL WTF this is awesome.

[PonguigPeopinn]

We must engage in battle to defeat the NWO!

[jpomail]

This is funny.

also whats funnier is people who think this is not a joke.

[thomaspvh]

Nice video? Yeah, that's what I wanted to say.

[NeoEye]

lol yeah :D I might want some.... But I thought AIDS was made to kill off homosexuals?

[alastor23]

holy christ this guy is a freaking wack job! what the shit has he been smoking?

[John234pwns]

Rolled up copies of The Onion.

[CenturySC]

your Secret Conspiracy Bunker has a glaring flaw. You see that window? There is a grassy knoll outside it.

[beanflick]

this is actually the MOST funnyest video ive seen hahaha!!!! i dont care about spelling or anything cos im laughing too hard!!

[CeberusTheDK]

LOLWUT? XD

Can I have some the stuff you're smoking? It must be some top dollar shit.

[ImposibleVictoryUSA]

AMERIKKAA!! #N#umb3r##!!!11111111  FUCK YEAH!!!112@

[jzanjani]

you're an idiot

[DrShaym]

You're a reptilian.

[sandj777]

@DrShaym LOL!!!!!

[DrHabbs]

@DrShaym

"you're a reptilian"

greatest comeback ever



[vitralizer]

@DrShaym

I would give anything to become one. Holy fuck that would be so cool to be able to shapeshift like that.

[20324758]

Airborne AIDS? Time Machine? Nuclear Weapons dont exist?

AWESOME!

[wertyi33]

cool story bro

[sillybuttons44]

Erm if this was for lulz then it was damn funny. But. If this guy is serious then omg. Straight jacket anyone? Amirite?

[John234pwns]

Those are pretty easy to get out of, actually. And it's spelled strait, interesting enough, like a dire strait.

[TheHIV123]

My eyes have been opened

[deemo665]

TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS

[thefallingnightmare]

this video is so lol worthy. not to mention the ugly chud they found as a spokesman.

[SsjTurles]

Fuck the NWO & their blood-drinking, child-sacrificing overlords!

[captaingangster]

I gotta say, you are slightly moar creative than I am

[ProjectHaxx]

thanks for info nice vid, but plz try to not make so many movements in the vid rly distracting while ur listening =) thanks

[furQ]

im your host, cantwaittogetoffcamera

[Miitanuk]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Yuri9745]

Why didn't i realise this before.

Also, NWO ftw.

[ATroumbly]

good vid. lol @ people thinking this is serious

[BlackSonichu]

Man, you are seriously deluded and mentally deficient. You have circular, backwards logic, and you are a sickness, no, a CANCER to this world. It's a good thing most people have the common sense to avoid listening to you tinfoil hat-wearing, Alex Jones-loving, pieces of garbage who flood the streets with their insanity.

Also, by the way, the yelling worked for Billy Mays, but it doesn't do anything to convince people that you aren't an inbred, rednecked moron.

[SsjTurles]

There's nothing wrong with Alex Jones, why not tube "FEMA 500,000 coffins" & see what you find?

Btw if you're black & you're speaking badly about Alex Jones then you're a complete moron, AIDs was blatantly engineered by the government & Alex Jones provides proof to back this up - Why are black people throwing away their history & homeland for modern society? Shouldn't you be trying to wake the rest of your people up & make them aware of the reptilian agenda, before their culture is wiped out?

[BlackSonichu]

Troll detected.

[SsjTurles]

Troll? Explain please, let me humor you & your enthusiastic jinn.

[BlackSonichu]

Lurk moar, faggot. No "humoring" is possible, if the attempts are made by someone who honestly believes in a reptilian agenda.

Then again, I speak parseltongue and once freed a snake from the zoo and unleashed it upon my chubby cousin.

[skaterxgamerx2]

o rly?

[SsjTurles]

Wow! lol... Typical American kid dishing out the "faggot" word. Blast your insecurities for they do you no favors! ;)

Funny thing is I coincidentally stumbled upon a video that gave an in-depth explanation to what a shill or a troll is & I realized that most people likely to be either, is likely to accuse someone else of being one - it's called, "double-standard debunking", which I'd already noted to being a very effective contradictory stance when concerning DISINFORMATION AGENTS! HELLO YOU!

[SsjTurles]

By the way, the fact that you say "humoring isn't possible when made by someone who believes in the rep agenda", you're simply greatly underestimating the possibilities of the Universe's grand design (or I was spot on to suggest you're one of Youtube's MANY disinfo agents, which I'm still *feelin'*. ;) ). Low IQ, possibly? ... Hmmm.... Yes, likely..

[BlackSonichu]

I'm in MENSA, faggot.

And by the way, you're a filthy fucking mudblood and need to get the fuck out of my Universe.

[SsjTurles]

Wow! MENSA?! The fact that you made reference to that as if to somehow contradict my assumption of your low IQ, as if it makes a fucking difference, says it all... I'm a "mudblood"? Another assumption on your part because A) you have no idea what I look like so you can't make any guesses based on visual analysis, and; B) the fact that you obviously just came to that conclusion after briefly scanning my channel means nothing since I'm not from the country I've listed myself as on my page, faggot.

[CumSlurp]

are there more of these?

[DrShaym]

Coming soon.

[zexion1]

I heard that the NWO is having secrete meetings with Aliens to make some bizzare technology like the Anti-matter cloat. That both allows NWO operatives to be invisable, walk through solid objects, and travel VIA Electrical current. So when you hear this weird buzzing sound in your head..thats your brain being scrambled by invisible operatives. And thats why peope put unquesztional loyalty to Hitler and Obama. Its Insane.

[Mesina2]

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[kendjo]

this man is a shill, a charlatan. stop the hate and division just seek the truth. dont waste time here.

[DrShaym]

You must be an operative of the NWO.

[kendjo]

you must be trying to convince truth seekers to give up on searching in this direction, to convince people with an open mind to close it. An act, a character designed to mock those you look down upon and scare people away, or to bring them down with assosiation. In this day and age theres really no excuse for this type of behavior. I wish you faced some kind of repurcussion for this.

Do not let this coward douchefuck who hides behind sunglasses and a hat to hinder your search for the truth.

[DrShaym]

Why are you trying to lure people away from the truth? Who are you working for? The Reptilians?

[pieguyfry22]

@DrShaym You should obey your reptilian overlords. Obey, and give in to the formation of their great empire of the galaxy. They know best, and they only are trying to help the greater good. If that means killing you, then so be it. Obey the reptilians. Obey...

[fongwongchew]

@kendjo

If you didn't notice, he's being sarcastic.

[rockerteen830]

lol by conspiracy bunker does he mean his mom's basement? LOL

[st4ticblu3]

Hahahahahahahahaha!

WHAT A FREAKIN IDIOT!

[gmankl]

actually i thought it was a joke on conspiracy theories, but it seems he is real serious about this, LOL.

[gmankl]

as believable as all other conspiracy theories incl 'moon hoax' or '9/11', LOL

[Rawrke]

Okay YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMB ASS GET THE FUCK OFF YOUTUBE YOU DAMN SON OF A BITCH! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE SO DUMB!

[XenuManLove]

Nigger hater, just because you got gay anal nigger AIDS doesn't mean you have to hate on the truth.

Don't drink cool-aid.

[Rawrke]

Roflmfao, dude. I'm white so good job smart ass. Plus this isn't the truth this is some more bull shit lmfao.

[XenuManLove]

I never said you weren't white, I just said you got Nigger AIDS because a nigger fucked you in the ass. Nigger hater.

I pee in the shower.

[kendjo]

lol "i pee in the shower."

but yeah this video is disinfo

[XenuManLove]

Some people can't mentally hand the real truth. This maybe why your brain refuses to seen the light. Yours is a poor lost soul, nothing will allow you to see past your own mental walls.

[HankPeters]

you must be a chav

I don't know how else you could be so thick

[st4ticblu3]

How many accounts do you need. I have counted 13 so far you transparent douche. All your friends on you account were made in the past 2 months. many on the same days. How pathetic are you that you have to make accounts to comment on your own comments and give yourself +1.

You are a sad little man.

[kendjo]

there are others like him. Like titanictruth and tsunamitruth and jonlukasc

I cant understand why these folks so hard at supressing the truth and making a mockery of it. it seems to go beyond personal enjoyment.

[BeBop953]

Wow.... I can't believe it... Thanks for opening my eyes.. Again!

[TheKnightsHospitalle]

The truth is out there... DON'T DRINK COOL-AID.

[TomCrazyCruise]

ASS FUCKER