Obsquatch is a real bastard. First he kicks you out.. then he one stars you. You heartless cretin, this is just for you, or shall I say u:
I'm LMFAO & LMDO, U ROFLMAOCOPTERIZED LOLGASMING LOTRLMAPWNED FTMFFMRCWTFLOLED LOLPIZZLED LOLLINATED LOLIGATOR from the mystical land of LOL! Yeah! Take that you Blue head band wearing, pink thong waving , transformer watching , vinaigrette dressing drizzling, green thumbed, blue balled, pink brained meanie of a weinerless beanie!
That's it.. right there squatch, RIGHT THERE.. TO THE LEFT!
Indeed your fisting shows the rare maturity of a man who has plugged his arm up to his elbow in many a mammal, and indeed, one who has undoubtedly, furiously practiced many an hour on himself.
I thought you'd be curious about this one "FTMFFMRCWTFLOLED" which reads "From the motherless father fucking mother raping cunt wading tit fucking Lupine orgasming LiposuctionED" .. and of course Lord of the rings LMA PWNed speaks for zits self.
I thought the Lord of the Rings was more a shout out to your lover, Carson Daily, as you wanted him to rehost TRL. Meh, I am so behind the times, and behind you, with a knife.
I like this series Krummy. Keep up the good work, althought I hope you aint out, cause that then it would just be Obsquatch and thats not a brotherhood, thats obsquatch in which case id just go to his channel.
It's a shame, really. A humble elasticized piece of terry cloth, designed to absorb brow perspiration should bring mankind together, regardless of pigment. I weep.
Obsquatch is a real bastard. First he kicks you out.. then he one stars you. You heartless cretin, this is just for you, or shall I say u:
I'm LMFAO & LMDO, U ROFLMAOCOPTERIZED LOLGASMING LOTRLMAPWNED FTMFFMRCWTFLOLED LOLPIZZLED LOLLINATED LOLIGATOR from the mystical land of LOL! Yeah! Take that you Blue head band wearing, pink thong waving , transformer watching , vinaigrette dressing drizzling, green thumbed, blue balled, pink brained meanie of a weinerless beanie!
Is it fist time yet Ob?
LupineL00pine 2 years ago 2
ANGRY!
I'm gonna try to translate this.
"I'm laughing my fucking ass off and lactating mamaries demand observation. Ultimately, receiving oppressive floggings limits my addiction on computer operated penis torture eventually redirecting internal zeal evoking dementia. Lacking other lubricants guarantees amusing solutions mimicking intimate nonabrasive gliding.
You sick fuck. In my mind I have inverted you via your butt.
obsquatch 2 years ago
That's it.. right there squatch, RIGHT THERE.. TO THE LEFT!
Indeed your fisting shows the rare maturity of a man who has plugged his arm up to his elbow in many a mammal, and indeed, one who has undoubtedly, furiously practiced many an hour on himself.
I thought you'd be curious about this one "FTMFFMRCWTFLOLED" which reads "From the motherless father fucking mother raping cunt wading tit fucking Lupine orgasming LiposuctionED" .. and of course Lord of the rings LMA PWNed speaks for zits self.
LupineL00pine 2 years ago
I thought the Lord of the Rings was more a shout out to your lover, Carson Daily, as you wanted him to rehost TRL. Meh, I am so behind the times, and behind you, with a knife.
obsquatch 2 years ago
*drops his pants and reveals his medieval chastity belt*
And that's just the first obstacle man. The diaper underneath is more impenetrable.. though I have been informed that it is quite impregnable.
Slice and hack away my betrothed. Let that chain saw rip, so that my splinterless sphincter, may at last and alas for my ass, be tinkered.
LupineL00pine 2 years ago
I one starred you. For real. It was great.
obsquatch 2 years ago
~hugs for booted Krumbine~
combustication07 2 years ago
aw,... it does save the tatas...even if it is almost the MOST completely NON blue headband ever....
What if you gave him ONE more chance Obs?
I mean handicap kids don't get booted for being handicap... so Krumbine shouldn't either.
combustication07 2 years ago
Out?!
The humanity!
((hug))
AngloBaptist 2 years ago
No your pink headband = WIN
Because it saves BOOBIES!
XxJAGGEDlittlePILLxX 2 years ago
the blue headband things are awesomeness
Strifezilla 2 years ago
just throw it in the laundry with your deep blue mankini thong.....problem solved!
artworkslive 2 years ago
Five Stars!!
MadBadVoodo 2 years ago
It takes a real man to wear a pink headband,believe me a real one :)
In other note:
You go girl,the pink headband sisterhood :)
denitson777 2 years ago
Obsquatch, you're so harsh! But, seriously, pink?
meggomae 2 years ago
that was so sad :(
Tratsing 2 years ago
you could of made a blue headband from the blue shirt u r wearing....i would of kicked u out to
FalconNeko 2 years ago
aww krumbine.. do you need a hug?
misspacman08 2 years ago
I thought this society had moved past color.
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
oh dude, sqacrilagde!! a pink headband in the brotherhood?! nice one, i giggled at the whipped look on your face krumbine.
benzone50 2 years ago
I like this series Krummy. Keep up the good work, althought I hope you aint out, cause that then it would just be Obsquatch and thats not a brotherhood, thats obsquatch in which case id just go to his channel.
Again Great series, You should maybe extend it.
paTieNTdEaD 2 years ago
You are fucking out, Jordan. OUT.
I think I should be allowed in.
jenzatron 2 years ago
It's a shame, really. A humble elasticized piece of terry cloth, designed to absorb brow perspiration should bring mankind together, regardless of pigment. I weep.
garypetersjr 2 years ago
Forget blue. Pink is a much better colour!
miniPhil 2 years ago
Yes, he is a beautiful man.
That headband! Shocker!! I'm guessing you have a draw full of them now - I hope you wear them on those long bike rides.
P.S The first was just for Obsquatch - I know he loves them!
TheStarvingSoprano 2 years ago
First!
TheStarvingSoprano 2 years ago