I'VE GOT COWS

[HipLopFlipFl0P]

no homo but dude i love this guy man hes fucking funny.

[tombrewerfla]

that black one pissing was a female LOL

[Cynlamar123]

hahhaha poor Cow!! Now she knows she is gonna be turned into a tasty hamburger!! :p hahaha

~♥~♥~♥~

[codizzzle101]

hahahaha

[ilikehats37]

"cow hoes" :]]

p.s. you look adorable in your glasses. :]]

[the13unwanted13]

COW MEETING they are plotting against you

[naomilovesbrian]

i love this video! look at you, you hamburger! lol

[pepperjoexx]

i love the people that are pointing out the seriousness in this video :(

you sir made me love cows :)

[skatebord222]

1)copy&paste

2)post on 2 diff videos

3)hold your breath

4)look at your hands

[hottie423432]

wth this is retarded i love cows and all but this is so stupid

[Dulcimerist]

"I've Got Cows" is a line from the song "Rock Island Line," and I was expecting that song. :P

[skilmer]

over 10,000 views.

[xrosieeeexx]

LOL! this is just plain funny

[pixonu]

lol, over 5 cows ;)

[904RoadReview]

Jake you crazy kid.... the cow pissy wasn't a He... it is a She.... Cow is girl .. bull is boy... steer used to be a boy but now no balls.... milk is from modified sweat glands.... so the milk in your cereal is cow sweat..... he he... oh and the fatty cow. she is pregnant and probably dropped the calf shortly after your vid... love from the states. as always.

[MolotovMan]

This kid is retarded and putting this on the 'Net is even more retarded.

[stormcloud0330]

thats not funny u need to tske better care of that cow it is eating to much and it could be seriouse...i hope ur a vegeterian and if that cow dies u wontbe laughing ....

=(

[904RoadReview]

I gotta pipe in here..... that cow was pregnant.... K?... Vegetarian? .... cows poop... that makes green house gas.... plants turn the gas into fresh air.... Meat eaters eat the problem Veggytarians eat the solution.... so... um..... Veggytarians are the dumb ones K ? .... don't eat meat..... how dumb.....

[mistertfool]

It's a good thing Rosanna forced you to make this video. It was hilarious.

[maaadmaddie]

00:46 i swear to god, that's exactly like my math teacher XD

[cowrunfar]

interesting video.... to say the least..

[verbioo]

how embassering and degrading for the cow hahah :)

[crazyFLYINGmonkey]

OMG!

I was laughing the whole way through this! Well, I was trying not to burst out really loudly cuz my parents already think I'm a big enough retard LOL so it was kinda like, silenty killing myself with fits of laughter :D

OOH do you know that song that goes "..when I'm cleaning windows.." it was on the eye toy or w/e .. well anyway could you PLZ sing that song in that farmer accent. OMG I would LOVE it! :D

[PurpleScience]

OMG i cant stop laughing at this video..

This is by far, best ever

[rebeccalouise0]

bahahahahahhaha.

i am laughing so much my stomach hurts.

my mum was looking at me like i had some sort of disease, which i probably do, it's just lurking in the corners of my brain.

man, you are the funniest guy alive.

ah, i freaking love you.

[justthatgirlalice]

lol i wish i had cows

[AECSRQ]

Cows are indeed attracted to electric pylons. That's how they make their milk shake.

:D

[CharlotteCupcake]

lol.

genius (:

[langemin]

oMG, BRILLIANT! I love your cows! :B

And btw, the tags,haha!

[baileyraetsen]

I've got cows.

[coolzara7]

lamo,

this is the first vid of yours i saw...

and now im working my way through them all!!

haha

ur awesome!

anddd u look and sounds like sid from skins in this!!

ly

-X-

[MinorMintonObsession]

lmfao!!!

oh god im in stitches!

i love it!

:D

[Amycakes1]

Jacob I actually love you hahahaa, your videos are all hilarious!

[ohmyrobot]

This is my favorite video of all time :D

I think I may have watched it 50 times.....

[RANDOMATNESS]

5 big mooish stars

[mara182427]

think he's going over to sarah that's one of his hoes!! LOL

[metallicamatt]

lol this made me sub to you man haha

[CalvinOnTheTube]

The pylon Is there religious temple

XD

[bonezillion]

all cows are females cause cows have sex with bulls

[Lifeforgoten]

cows mooove me!

[runepkr855]

lmao

[ohlindseybug]

You know cows a female right? And they're not "Ballicks", they're utters lol. For Miiiiiilllkkk.

[aaandre321]

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

[melissahasheart]

"LOOK AT YOU YOU HAMBURGER"

i actually laughed out loud :')

[sexyrabbit123]

Same.

But TECHNICALLY it's a beefburger *smug look*

:P Yeah, I'm actually faulting the technicalities of a youtube video....about cows. Go me.

[ohmyrobot]

I love this video!

[natterrleyy]

they don't get electrocuted because they're skin is really thick. you know? cow skin, the stuff they make leather from? duh :P

[CassG08]

I'm scared of cows...

When that one moo'd before it pissed, I was freaking out...

[baileyraetsen]

LOL!

[PineappleOxide]

Cows are FEMALE!!!!!!

[cherrykissed9]

if all cows r female how do they have sex

and make baby cows

suck on that

[Jaketoshiba]

Cow-Sperm donation.

They iz all lesbians.

XD

[xXBlowingKissesXx]

ok so were u high or something no off.

[shalli01]

You janner!

[ChickenTikaYay]

lol, thats a really good somerset accent!!!

[y2kjonrichards]

Ha ha, this video is amazing. "I've got cows!"

[itirzotir]

i dont think there is such a thing as Mr. Cow. Especially a pregnant mr cow

[anmoose]

LMAO!!!!! Jacob, you've out-bollocksed yourself with this! I'll never again look at cows quite the same. I may even stop drinking milk. Surely it must glow after they spend all this time hanging out under those power lines. LOL

[frenz4ever07]

that is soo cool nice!! lol

[lisssiaaaa]

lmao :L

haha

[hidingpearl]

Actually come to think of it. You remind me of David Brent from The Office - hilarious!

[hidingpearl]

HAHAH "more people wee-ing", you mean "more COWS wee-ing"!

This video made me laugh - a lot.

Thank you :)

[Patrickblog]

HAHAHA omg that was hilirious!

[Godlim17]

wats a bolox?

[bellajackcujo]

it's bollocks and it means ass or shit or something :)

[MegzBaybii]

bollocks means balls, testicles basically.

[NaturallySweetTM]

i think they're bulls...not cows....

[Makaveli16]

I will rape Rosanna

[Kymehh]

Nice jake.

ur country looks the same as australias haha and the cows are very much alike as well including the sex sounds haha..

cya buddy x

[BlackSheep87]

Love the farmer accent at the beginning. lol

[maniacalmike]

Nice herd of cattle; some cows, a bull, I'm pretty sure I saw a couple of heifers. Was Hamburger a steer?

[marvelousxmoonlight]

lol excellent

[aLiShikari]

I want a cow pls?

[tinyblulites]

my tomcat once had huge nuts (literally the size of ping-pong balls), so we called him Gonads.

He's now called Nonads and is now cosmetically uncontroversial.

Please, please, please can your next video be of you milking one of your magnificent herd of 50 cows.

Yes, I would agree, milking bulls might be a bit dodgy.

[nintendolad]

Holy Cow! Ronald is a legend!

[swiftvideoproduction]

haha excellent mate, well done, rimmming lol

[starwishes102]

thats a nice field how its naturally cut and trust mee cows are hard work unless u have them in a pasture

[123xo456]

haha i seriously LOVE COWS! i swear you come up with the funniest things! lol

BULLOCKS!!!!

hahahahahhahahah

omg!! that cow is scary.. why does he have a non-scary name? ronald.. haha

[BreakingPebbles]

i just have to say i love the fact ur cows are in the middle of a electric feild! and "i think that was his warning call" ha ha amazing!

[PrettyInRed13]

haha your so funny :)

this video is well goood!

so goin in my faves lol

your amazinn

[GLH95]

this video makes me want to get a cow...

too bad i live in an apartment

[MadChildYAY]

LMAO!!!

OMG THAT MADE ME LAUGH SOOO MUCH ;)

Niice Sex Noises ;) ROFL

BTW I Love Your Farmer Voice ;) ROFL

-Indiaa

[Scotty993]

loved it! lol

[banishedfay]

oh and cows are GIRLS! not Mr!

[banishedfay]

you proper sound like Bill Bailey in the beginning

:) Ah good times

seeing you soon!

[Castle03]

Hey i been trying to reply to your comment on my channel but its giving me authorization error but im unsure why.

[Bleufanjaya]

LOOK AT YOU YOU HAMBURGER !

[xHannahHailstormx]

HAHA!!

'LOOK AT YOU YOU HAMBURGER!!'

Made me laugh ^_^

Great video dude!!

[aliceee111]

your videos are just pure genuis

[DolliieLegs]

phahaha cool vid xD

x

[11rolo11]

you sound like a farmer aswell lol

[kickmeimquixotic]

cows don't have bollocks

its bulls that do

lol

that waddling cow was hilarious

[eleven12thirteen]

lol accent at the start was funny :D although i do hear it alot living in a place with alot of farms... :D

[catpatdat]

So funny . I couldnt stop laughing at the cow walking. COWSHAKING :D i subscribed

[jennor81]

i laughed so i hard i cried- there is parts of this vid that are epic- i faved it and *****- it was hilarious- hello hamburger- hahaha and toooo many more to name- lol

[wierdwaffle]

you mean MRS. cow. i saw utters

[Texasred63]

Cows are female, bulls are male, so the cow peeing was a female!

I am sure you girlfriend says the same thing about your sex noises too!!LOL

I see alot of cow tipping in the future there!!

[Lunerrrrs]

should they all be hanging out around a tower?

Man i wish i had a cow! sooo cuuuuuute!!!

the end bit was hilarious! <3

[monkeybike]

I cant believe I wanted a cow until I saw this. For some reason its put me off.

They just seem wee all day

[hah13]

do we get electric milk? Will it make us glow in the dark after we drink it?

[MaryJoloveseveryone]

Lmao...

Your great...

[JonahBailey]

omg man u keep getting better!

[ciara4jon]

Holy Shit they're HUGE! D=

I hate it hen they just stop and stare at me, i cant tell theyr trying to kill me with their mind powerz O_o

I was at my neighbours BBQ once and this wee girl said to me 'what are the cows doing?' I was like 'umm.. theyre just.. playing :S. Go over there and do.. stuff' hahaha

[ImDevonClickHere]

'It doesn't walk it waddles'! haha

That was hilarious.

It looked as if it was going to explode! xD

Cows are smelly.

Funny video! lol

[ancientfish]

moo

[222metoo222]

ahahaha LMAO, I laughed for like 10 minutes!

[wizart49]

you should show how to milk a cow

[NickWoha]

Oh my god, that was awesome. I laughed by ass off :D

[ahdeath2007]

maybe the cows r tryin to get shade under the pilon although they wont get much

[ahdeath2007]

is the waddley cow preggers

[ahdeath2007]

u mean a bull wid huge balls ur cows r nice i want some not to eat what do cows do other than eat grass and moo

[ThaRandomKid]

they poo and drool tehe :)

[princesssammi29]

ROFL Funni =) 'KEEP ON WALKIN'

[Soul2burn]

Well no one can say that Jacob is full of bull.He's got cows...

[ElliotMason11]

Your a legend lol!!!

[lottie675]

you make me laugh so much! And maybe they were having their own Cow Youtube Gathering under the pylon!!

[TaylerPERRY]

LMFAO. YEAH, KEEP ON WALKIN'

A-alrighttt, is that a tip or a threat?

Don't get cramp don't get cramp...

[studentdotcom]

That was really funny, Jacob.

[swoat]

Ronald looks scary. The cows are plotting your demise Jacob, you better watch out o:

And I think that you should change your gathering location to that pilon so that youtubers and cows can mingle and make friends. Except Ronald. lol

[Namitamakifan14]

You are obsessed with cows.

[Namitamakifan14]

Imfao your are funny Jacob.

[LifeOutLoudx]

Lovin the accent Dyer ;]

But I love the cows morerrrr :P

xxx

[NormaJeaneVargas]

that wobbly one looked preggers..and when she made noises she said "Quit watching me piss!"

you are...something else jacob..

[verbioo]

lol

[paisleypower30]

Ha ha, my aunt had cows, they are , weird...

[verbioo]

got milk,more like got cows

haha that was a rubbish joke

and also,

great video

[ChloeChump]

Aww cows !!

Cows are secsy!

Hehe :)

[SurfAngel1623]

I love cows!

[thatgg]

You're cows are well kinky. Good video. :D

[omgoctopus]

I have the greatest ideas ever.

You all have me to thank for this people!

[RockinBlueWit]

COWS<3 rofl xD

i seriously love the accent xD

[BarryAldridge]

Whoa good cows. Nice video Jacob.

[Glitch1507]

I love cows :D

[BethOnTop]

ARE THEY YOUR COWS?!

i want to ride them!!!

[BananaFace94]

Lol, drive-by abuser at the end.

Nice accent.

[charlieskies]

i think you need to take better care of your cows.

[WowKablamo]

Haha, this cracked me up

[malarayofsunshine]

Jacob, you are strange. And your cows are strange. <3

[funnycatsvid]

you called a girl cow mr^^

[jodieide]

nice cows

you sound cornish :)

[samissooemo]

Ronald is quite lovely...With all his testicaley goodness...and what not...

[sofahelten]

omg, that's so cool xD

are they yours, or just... around?? :P

[choro1981]

I think that cow is carrying a calf in her tummy.MOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Great video

[SeansBroadcast]

haha high quality cow piss is amazing

[itscalum010]

LOL.

Just LOL