Haha yeah precisely...this is because the majority of the population of England are miserable bastards and would sooner take the piss out of you for their amusement than help you out...then they will tell you their rudeness is somehow friendly because it’s up front apparently...
Hahaha!! I'm American and this was hilarious! I love how she didn't get openly hostile but just humored them. Oh... when I get across that pond it would be so much fun to be that crazy American tourist on purpose just to get a look of other people's faces. Especially if I had someone to come with me and we could dress up like a pair of old people(only do so poorly).
I was standing in Westminster when Big Ben chimed the quarter hour. There were some American tourists gazing up in awe and after it finished chiming, they clapped and went "BRAVO BIG BEN!" hahaha.
@TheEnglishBadman Very true. I lived in England for over a year for university, and I had a hard time breaking the habit of saying "hey" or smiling at someone that met eyes with me as acknowledgement; and when I did...they looked at me like I was a freak, especially if I smiled at them lol.
@Dslater417 Sellotape is a brand name like Scotch Tape is a brand name. Like Band Aids is a brand name and in the UK they are called Elastoplasts - why? the most populr brand name. In one country one brand became so famus its name became synonomous with the product. Other examples of this are Kleenex and Hoover and in the past Xerox for photcopies though this seems to have died out.
@Gavestonful The Briton further .sticks her nose in the air when she notices two similar weapons to the right of the main one. "The daggers were at least beautiful treasures of royalty and not agents of murder."
They both expectantly look at the American, poring over his smartphone. The American looks up cursorily, and says, " We're totally fucked."
An American tourist standing on the ramparts of Edinburgh Castle in Scotland, looking down at the wide panorama of the city of Edinburgh down below stopped asked a tourist guide and asked him in which direction was the Eiffel Tower. He told her to check her travel itinerary and her diary. An American tourist visiting the multi turretted Castle of the mad King Ludvig in Bavaria, Germany, asked the German tourist guide if the whole castle had been modelled on the one at Disneyland in Florida.
What is the difference between a drunk donkey and a male Briton on his stag night in Spain?
One is a smelly, boozing jackass that will bray to anyone who will listen and is too drunk to know the difference between a female's twat and a pig's ear and the other is just the burro who is forced to carry his fat ass back to the hotel.
@Gavestonful An American, an Indian, and a Briton are looking at an artifact in the British Museum. The Indian man takes a look at the artifact and says, "A dagger is more refined-it was the weapon of rajahs in my country. "
The Briton looks at it, smugly smiles, and loftily says, " Well I would never want anything to do with it. it is just the mark of barbarians with no ability to control themselves that such things came into existence and fools who use it still. CONTINUED
"My phone says the museum is being robbed & exits are sealed. Since I am the only one who knows how to fire the fucking thing I have less than an hour to show you how & save our butts."
The Indian nods, the Briton looks pale as she's never seen a gun outside a museum.
The American says, "Don't look so scared, cupcake. Your morally superior government forgot to put bullets in the display case of your gun . You can have the dagger."
I've been asked "How are you today?" by Americans here in my home country of England but I now know for sure it's only an expression and doesn't mean a thing - sincerity rating is zilch, as is their ludicrous "Have a nice day!" exhortation - in reality they could not care less, or should I say "could care less"? As Dame Judi Dench playing Laura Henderson says in that film about the Windmill Theatre in London - "Americans - strange people, but very polite!"
Wait you mean only Americans are like that when on vaction?
Damn...I need to tell everyone that comes to Florida continually to go back home then because they are acting like americans on vacation...but yeah, this was funny just because people are weird on vacation...even Americans.
HAHAHA!! Oh, feck me! The Yanks are a lot of untravelled, ignorant, naive (however you wanna call us) and seriously pathetic and they embarass me. My god. xD. This really takes the piss out of us, though. Very well indeed. As for what theenglishbadman said: I'm already used to the accents. My mates have 'em and they know i love their accent. They love mine too. But i;m not gonna go to the U.K or Auz and compliment them over their natural accent for crissakes. Alhough it is hot ;).... hehe.
@Darkstar263 Are you not aware of your own accent(s). Or like Adrian you think you do not have one? Yeah, Yanks think that. I hear it aaaaall the time here. Did you read the comment from TheEnglishBadman at the very top where it says "most rated"? That prooves my point cept im not gonna go to the U.K and start to compliment every English i see. I'de look like a dumbass, hahaha. Aren't Yanks dumbasses anyways? lol
I probably do have some kind of accent. In fact, depending on what part of the UK you're from. Everyone here has an accent of some kind. Also, you've only heard Adrian's accent before but have yet to hear my voice properly.
It's not the worst stereotype being overly friendly and naive.
BlackNGoldBuff13 4 weeks ago 3
@BlackNGoldBuff13
Haha yeah precisely...this is because the majority of the population of England are miserable bastards and would sooner take the piss out of you for their amusement than help you out...then they will tell you their rudeness is somehow friendly because it’s up front apparently...
samtwist 3 weeks ago
@samtwist Oh dear. Sense of humour somehow got lost in translation, did it?
demonliberal 3 weeks ago 2
@demonliberal
ummm no, the majority of the united kingdom’s sense of humour extends to laughing at people’s misery on the front page The Sun
samtwist 2 weeks ago
There just being friendly
thoomoo 1 month ago
Hahaha!! I'm American and this was hilarious! I love how she didn't get openly hostile but just humored them. Oh... when I get across that pond it would be so much fun to be that crazy American tourist on purpose just to get a look of other people's faces. Especially if I had someone to come with me and we could dress up like a pair of old people(only do so poorly).
MegumiGoose 1 month ago
What a guy...
pwner347 2 months ago
Haha welcome to the wonderful multicultural paradise that is Britain nowadays
And all the economic and social benefits these people bring :)
NOT
slothgoonies 3 months ago
it's spelled sellotape... that is all....
myfeliness 3 months ago 2
Peekaboo lol
JordanTear 4 months ago
when he says celo tape it sounds like one of those computer speak thing, like steven hawkings
quonvoo 4 months ago
these days.. chances are you would actually bump into a islamic darth vader in the local corner shop :( immigration is great. not
slothgoonies 4 months ago
These Americans are fantastic
Lewis1711 4 months ago
she should've detonated the bomb.
don417 4 months ago
isn't she probably pretty? lmao
TebbiEm1599 5 months ago 3
@TebbiEm1599 No she probably is'nt. They wear those to hide their moustaches.
shaolinfingajab 3 months ago
Ameenarrr....
qwertyp1234 6 months ago
Haha i love how awkward this was :D
Valker666 6 months ago
it's so funny.
falcon20106 6 months ago
lmfao peeka boo
Rawksus 6 months ago
THAT is exactly how people in London look! All terrorist-ed out. It's UNCANNY!
futbolt 6 months ago
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falcon20106 6 months ago
I was standing in Westminster when Big Ben chimed the quarter hour. There were some American tourists gazing up in awe and after it finished chiming, they clapped and went "BRAVO BIG BEN!" hahaha.
TreCool28993 6 months ago 4
@TreCool28993 Oh, man, that's funny. But somewhat pathetic!
Letspreach 6 months ago
@TheEnglishBadman Very true. I lived in England for over a year for university, and I had a hard time breaking the habit of saying "hey" or smiling at someone that met eyes with me as acknowledgement; and when I did...they looked at me like I was a freak, especially if I smiled at them lol.
hellokittycutie2003 7 months ago
Why does england have so many ragheads, I was really dissapointed when I visited.
RUPERTDOUGLAS90 7 months ago
@RUPERTDOUGLAS90 fuck off back home then
MickeyLove01 7 months ago 4
@RUPERTDOUGLAS90 It's what makes our country the best in the world; its diversity.
Letspreach 6 months ago
@Letspreach Well, you better not come to Toronto mate
StraightDane 6 months ago
I'm American, what the fuck is celo tape???
Dslater417 7 months ago
@Dslater417 tape
RazorsEdge9K 7 months ago
@Dslater417 Sellotape. Sticky tape.
Letspreach 6 months ago
@Dslater417 Its packaging tape.
elliott13579 6 months ago 5
@Dslater417
Same as Scotch tape numb nuts!!!!
diving090871 4 months ago
@diving090871 Calm down over there.
Dslater417 4 months ago
@Dslater417 It's what luthiers use to quick-fix broken string instruments.
alexbericheath 3 months ago
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NiallatUTube 2 months ago
@Dslater417 clear tape learn english DUDE..
rs200000000000 1 month ago
@Dslater417 Sellotape is a brand name like Scotch Tape is a brand name. Like Band Aids is a brand name and in the UK they are called Elastoplasts - why? the most populr brand name. In one country one brand became so famus its name became synonomous with the product. Other examples of this are Kleenex and Hoover and in the past Xerox for photcopies though this seems to have died out.
magpie66 3 weeks ago
@Dslater417 : Also known as Cellophane tape.
TechCrazy 1 week ago
So politically incorrect but funny
SuttonBluenose2 9 months ago
@SuttonBluenose2 political correctness can douse itself in petrol and set light to itself - its only purpose is to create an intellectual gulag
tiarnan76 8 months ago
@Gavestonful The Briton further .sticks her nose in the air when she notices two similar weapons to the right of the main one. "The daggers were at least beautiful treasures of royalty and not agents of murder."
They both expectantly look at the American, poring over his smartphone. The American looks up cursorily, and says, " We're totally fucked."
shadowkitty56 9 months ago
its true we are like that! we are very friendly when it comes to tourist!
HorrorMovieCollab 10 months ago
An American tourist standing on the ramparts of Edinburgh Castle in Scotland, looking down at the wide panorama of the city of Edinburgh down below stopped asked a tourist guide and asked him in which direction was the Eiffel Tower. He told her to check her travel itinerary and her diary. An American tourist visiting the multi turretted Castle of the mad King Ludvig in Bavaria, Germany, asked the German tourist guide if the whole castle had been modelled on the one at Disneyland in Florida.
Gavestonful 10 months ago
@Gavestonful Very well. We'll play that game.
What is the difference between a drunk donkey and a male Briton on his stag night in Spain?
One is a smelly, boozing jackass that will bray to anyone who will listen and is too drunk to know the difference between a female's twat and a pig's ear and the other is just the burro who is forced to carry his fat ass back to the hotel.
shadowkitty56 9 months ago
@Gavestonful An American, an Indian, and a Briton are looking at an artifact in the British Museum. The Indian man takes a look at the artifact and says, "A dagger is more refined-it was the weapon of rajahs in my country. "
The Briton looks at it, smugly smiles, and loftily says, " Well I would never want anything to do with it. it is just the mark of barbarians with no ability to control themselves that such things came into existence and fools who use it still. CONTINUED
shadowkitty56 9 months ago
@Gavestonful
"What do you mean?" they ask.
"My phone says the museum is being robbed & exits are sealed. Since I am the only one who knows how to fire the fucking thing I have less than an hour to show you how & save our butts."
The Indian nods, the Briton looks pale as she's never seen a gun outside a museum.
The American says, "Don't look so scared, cupcake. Your morally superior government forgot to put bullets in the display case of your gun . You can have the dagger."
shadowkitty56 9 months ago
I've been asked "How are you today?" by Americans here in my home country of England but I now know for sure it's only an expression and doesn't mean a thing - sincerity rating is zilch, as is their ludicrous "Have a nice day!" exhortation - in reality they could not care less, or should I say "could care less"? As Dame Judi Dench playing Laura Henderson says in that film about the Windmill Theatre in London - "Americans - strange people, but very polite!"
Gavestonful 10 months ago
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Hahaha Americans like this are awesome.
HecklerBlog 11 months ago
Even though I can't really tell. Amena looks hot.
grobo11 1 year ago 2
Wait you mean only Americans are like that when on vaction?
Damn...I need to tell everyone that comes to Florida continually to go back home then because they are acting like americans on vacation...but yeah, this was funny just because people are weird on vacation...even Americans.
rdrakken 1 year ago
@rdrakken Not even americans just americans
xXMaDEllXx 11 months ago
"She's not scared of me ... I'm decomposing !!!"
lmao !!
smidsyonfire 1 year ago
Hilarious. As a Canadian that has lived in the UK 6 years, I think this is really accurate.
hatfm75 1 year ago
That's exactly how Americans are in Ireland too, lol.
Booshie321 1 year ago 17
@Booshie321 All Americans think they're Irish.
Miguelohara563 1 year ago
@Booshie321 that's right! We had a B&B in Killarney in the 70s and 80s so we encountered hundreds of that species!
NiallatUTube 2 months ago
FUNNY AS FOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ramjackbing100 1 year ago
HAHAHA!! Oh, feck me! The Yanks are a lot of untravelled, ignorant, naive (however you wanna call us) and seriously pathetic and they embarass me. My god. xD. This really takes the piss out of us, though. Very well indeed. As for what theenglishbadman said: I'm already used to the accents. My mates have 'em and they know i love their accent. They love mine too. But i;m not gonna go to the U.K or Auz and compliment them over their natural accent for crissakes. Alhough it is hot ;).... hehe.
thefidlerontheroof 1 year ago
@thefidlerontheroof
Our accents are hot?
Darkstar263 1 year ago
@Darkstar263 Are you not aware of your own accent(s). Or like Adrian you think you do not have one? Yeah, Yanks think that. I hear it aaaaall the time here. Did you read the comment from TheEnglishBadman at the very top where it says "most rated"? That prooves my point cept im not gonna go to the U.K and start to compliment every English i see. I'de look like a dumbass, hahaha. Aren't Yanks dumbasses anyways? lol
thefidlerontheroof 1 year ago
@thefidlerontheroof
I probably do have some kind of accent. In fact, depending on what part of the UK you're from. Everyone here has an accent of some kind. Also, you've only heard Adrian's accent before but have yet to hear my voice properly.
Darkstar263 1 year ago
@Darkstar263 just got back from my Anthro class. "Probably" have an accent? Lol! Hehehe, very true what you said lastly, though.
thefidlerontheroof 1 year ago
@thefidlerontheroof
Not only have you have you heard my voice yet, but you haven't even seen me in a vid yet. I've seen you, Adrian and Gee in vids already.
I suppose you will some day get to hear my voice. Either through a microphone or in person.
Darkstar263 1 year ago
@Darkstar263 hahaha, no pressure, love ;).
thefidlerontheroof 1 year ago
"Cellotape, Cellotape, where is the cellotape, Oh say can you see The Cellotape" I think i wet myself :') classic comedy
reubenFTW 1 year ago
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@reubenFTW Oh say can you see, the cellotape
f00ky3w2oob 1 year ago
Americans can be some of the nicest people you could ever meet, they're just a little bit....naive sometimes.
matthemod 1 year ago 3
Haha they're braver than I.
leeham991 1 year ago
Peeeekabooo!
Beautiful eyes<3
Unit06JAW 1 year ago
am muslim, and i thought this was hilarious! Peekaboo!
FlickyFlame 1 year ago 48
peekaboo!
121Swaleskid 1 year ago
Isnt she probably pretty...classic
butlercorp 1 year ago 4
hellooooo
MrDeanLearner 1 year ago
at least they're nice =p
miiwiiplay 1 year ago
Lol
Gotta agree ,that some nice humor
YxVaScOxY 1 year ago
hahaha
The111DooD 1 year ago
This is hilarious!
hollikins58 1 year ago
This is actually pretty accurate.
AsAboveItIsBelow 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
hop208 1 year ago