Melon Baby.

[beedroot]

You could at leat drawn some eyes and a mouth on Melanie. Poor thing.

[sususze]

fuxk , this is the 2nd videos i hv watched, i think i m falling in love wif u.

[luci8981]

How lucky is that MELON!!! Jimmy carried him!!!!

[TheOrchardSucks]

He has the most beautiful belly button I've EVER SEEN.

[TheOrchardSucks]

He has the most beautiful belly button I've EVER SEEN.

[Indigokitteh]

I was not expecting you to be shirtless all of a sudden lol.

[Myshele23]

wow that kiss was pretty passionate!

[simranoverthere]

3:35 YOU TEAAASSSEE!!!!

[mytwilightsong]

I like that the ad on the video was for pull-ups just for when you want to potty-train Melony.

[314jake]

Not seen much you before, but you really remind me of Crabstickz.  That's a good thing.

[thatsfantaastic]

yes, I do love it in HD.

but nowhere near as much as I'd love it if it was in aitch D.

just saying.

[TheAnmolAulakh]

watch the video with transcribe auto in cc...XD

[oliviaarshambow]

The glasses bit made me laugh so hard.

[roseymoze]

Omg I love this!

[iamjeffreestar]

0:55-0:59

WISH I WAS THE MELON

[lovepurplekerli]

I love you lmao :D

[Dannyislike]

"It's just been me and melonie for the past... 2 years.." ahha i died laughing

[suivrelesoleil]

My friend refuses to watch this video because you said 'not for the faint of heart.' Sigh.

[mytwilightsong]

Is it weird that I watch this video almost every day? Yup, it's weird.

[attackyourselfdj]

lol jimmy bought melony from lidl

[Emilydee456]

omg i'm dying this is HILARIOUS.

[emagainsthem]

For some reason, Jimmy looks A LOT like Shane Dawson at 0:07...

[RaynaOfSunshine]

Wait, wait, wait wait, HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE; who is the father? WHO THE FUCK IS THE FATHER 

[FherDwayHelena]

Use a banana costume x3

i would be so happy if you do that c:

[RyuuNoKiba]

There is definitely something Ricky Jervaisish about this video

[ladyandellie]

i wish you were in the same room as me .. :'( <3 

[gothicsaxgirl]

u r fit

[RhymesWithJulie]

I think the important question here is why did there happen to be a melon in a room other than your kitchen?

[Gingerbell96]

Talk about watermelons. You clearly like them :')

[kasperkatkitty]

I scroll down for one second and you have your shirt off.

[katiebinksiscool]

Am I the only one who nearly broke down with frustration when he was shouting "haitch" rather than "aitch"?

[AlissaPanda]

@katiebinksiscool you are not alone on this, lol.

[hiclaudie]

You're BACK!

[tombomdoodle]

A Town Called Panic! :D

[awesomelaughalot]

You ate your child, you monster!

[starerased]

Like if you started watching in 240 & then had to go back & change to HD so you got the benefit of his little rant ;p

[LbMorgan94]

o btw you have a very nice navel thought you should know that about yourself

[LbMorgan94]

does your seamen have melon seeds in it? you should get that looked at darlin

[fmahsn]

lol. she's a beaut

[loser078]

Haychdee

[kashmirage]

TREASURE TRAIL 8)

[kashmirage]

This is golden jim. Love it. Had to pause so I could laugh. Didn't want to miss a moment!

[chimtanzee]

I feel as if your old aluminium video was perhaps more odd

[attackyourselfdj]

A man has been pregnant with a melon for 2 years.

A MAN. Has been PREGNANT. With a MELON. For 2 YEARS.

[JuicyHabboNuts]

@attackyourselfdj You are too funny.

[dandeliongirl92]

You are so odd. This is fantastic.

[ihtfac]

He said h weirdly

[yourrrsmile]

he's not bovvered

[theoriginalsmiley1]

So.. does this mean you have a vagina..?

[starrynite90]

Never been so jealous of a fruit

[saffa92kla]

Love it! Great way to start off a day! :) <3

[Elmoconvo]

naked jimmy is now my background.

[yogurtman33]

Show us your dick.

[motheroftrolls]

slut.

[volcanickat]

I love MELONY! How come we are just now meeting her???

[poweralma23]

I like the way you say HD :P

[sleepygremlin]

Sometimes you remind me of Karl Pilkington, and I mean that in the best way because I love you.

[XxRottenMuffinxX]

Haha, my first name is actually Melony. Not Melanie, MELONY!.. my parents were crazier than you!

[TheKeshaProductions]

I've watched this too many times too be considered sane.

[sassysteph90]

You remind og ricky gervais when he is in The Office

[ImponderableWhovian]

I love how when my mum saw me watching this she disregarded the thought that he was joking and went straight for "I don't understand..that's a melon...". :]x

[ImponderableWhovian]

@Noobsquadz You want him to do that..to poor little Melanie?! :O

[StephenDoyle50]

That's funny cause I'm sometimes in the same room as you ... When you sleep.

[ItsMaddyy]

It is a bit like you're in the same room as me.

[RaynaOfSunshine]

Anyone else think Jack and Dean when he said Haych Dee?

[MissOmgSeaTurtles]

When you kept swapping the cameras, it reminded me of the Beastie Boy's "Shake Your Rump" video. The hand gestures didn't help either.

[jbrocks3k]

Why can't the guys in my school be more like you?

[allyret]

Yes, I'd love you to be in the same as me. Yes, I love your face in high definition. Mmmm!!

[EmmaElizabethPr]

Woh you remind me of crabsticks... =o

[TheMadmeg1234]

Please don't says your gay?D:

[mojito1850]

HaitchD? LOL 

[Demoiiiish]

=D 

[hamsterface2000]

Melanie :L

[iamlaurynn]

HAITCH DEE.

[MonicaMayday]

@iamlaurynn hahahaha

[charleeXD]

you look very good looking today, nice lid x

[randomgirl22695]

It's 'aitch' for H not 'haitch'...SORRY D: I know, pedantic, but I can't help it - one of my many flaws ;) Brilliant video Jimmy, glad you're back! ^.^

[bananacrazy554]

How van you do that with a straight face XD

[DumbNuty]

sorry but i prefer honeydew melons....really really sorry^.^

[TheHam322]

you're kind of the best

[McFlyLover92]

u and chris kendall kind of talk the same and move the same..it's weird and sexy

[ApplesAndDaisies]

Never.

[MrMatty5892]

Gay?

[loobelou1991]

i totally paused at 3.35 >.< that is some yummy stuff going down on that camera x

[studentdotcom]

Luckily, it didn't feel like you were in the same room as me. :) And wow, the HD does look a helluva lot better.

[TheLittleValentina]

MELONIE, STOP IT, i can't

[Lilyboxes]

yay! I don't have to rely on VLR to hear about you :D

and omg this video was the best, I laughed so much.

[Noobsquadz]

For gods sake put a hole in the melon and make love to it

[youmeatsixme]

Haha you're really funny :D you kind of remind me of crabstickz but I love you anyway :) subscribed!!

[mcduckface]

This is the first video I've ever watched of this guy.

Holy shit.

[lotrbaby]

This video made me subscribe. Well done.

[isannathis]

You should totally not wear your shirt more often...

[andy797]

"Mom,Dad, I have something to tell you.  I'm watermelon."

[thejanetals]

I think everyone needs to send such an email to get Jimmy a new camera. The videos he could produce with it would promise him and Melanie a brighter future.

[IamAThatter]

In England, we say Hache Dee, not Ache Dee. So, he is correct xD

[APerson1417]

@IamAThatter Well, in the North maybe...

[ImponderableWhovian]

@APerson1417 I don't think it's particularly in the North. I'm from the North and I say 'Aich'. It could be the part he's from though...

[IamAThatter]

@ImponderableWhovian ahh well I do.. I'm from the very south... It doesn't really matter, I suppose it's just what you pick up from the people around you :L

[IamAThatter]

@APerson1417 I am from the very South (':

[IamAThatter]

@APerson1417 I suppose it's just what you pick up from the people around you :L

[bexsee]

@IamAThatter That's not true, I'm English and say Aitch, since that it how the letter ''H'' is spelt! :P

[bexsee]

@bexsee ...is*

[ImponderableWhovian]

@IamAThatter No. No, we don't.

[BritOverboard]

I am actually crying.

[NillaVision]

Also, I don't understand why everyone is saying Haychedee? Is he pronouncing it weird? Haha I'm not the brightest bulb but sounds normal to me.

[leahlovesroses]

ohh i layke you being in the same room as me. you ARE in here. you ARE.

[chacotan]

HaYCHdee, standard. HAYCHDEE, standard.

[NillaVision]

Oh God my stomach hurts so much from laughing. Jimmy, you never fail to make me laugh.

[PantalaNagaPampa92]

Yeah. I know it's a melon, but I still think your relationship with Melanie is really sweet.

[Destro7000]

is....this in HD?

[universeobserving]

The night after I first saw this video, I dreamed I was pregnant. My stomach was undoubtedly melon-shaped. I blame you.

[TheSchoolGlueCrew]

Youa say it like "Hache g!"



[XDbeans]

what i was most concerned about through this whole video was how you managed to get a watermelon when they're no longer in season!

[tuutharold]

You seem a bit on edge and sensetive about the subject, Jimmy! That's fine, though. Postpartrum depression is quite common.

[glennwebman69]

HD = crisper. I don' think so, just makes you look more orange and sound less tinny

[melanyybabes]

my name's melanie, i felt as if he was talking about me the whole time

[RiceTigerr]

Oh god, you remind me of rudy from misfits so much

[Think0Like0Cheese]

Hint Hint HIIIINNNNTTT!

[Think0Like0Cheese]

It's not that I don't like your abs, but.. why?

[SmileyKates]

really needed a pick me up today..thankyou<3

[beckstuarthunter]

@lifegoeson254 no. haich-dee. :)

[thenadamagdi]

your baby is cute 

[Theblanketofdoom]

EPIC.

[VaporizerBrothers]

the HD looks the same as 420p

[MostlySashaMostly]

Jimmy stop using your child and body to manipulate the mind of your viewers.

[lozkopij]

Jimmy, if you were a teacher i'd quite hapilly go to school for the 2nd time and not leave.

[feelinh3llagood]

HAICH DEE!

[AradhnaNani]

She's so sweet! ;)

[onechopwabbit]

not weird enough by any stretch of my imagination...

[101Laury]

why the hell did you just have a melon in the same room as you.....

[nerimon]

NEW CAMERA

[RaynaOfSunshine]

It took me a while to get Melanie as Melon-y.

I'm not the...hardest watermelon in the farm?

[WithRainyEyes93]

heych dee...

[Tannyac]

I like you shirtless better..... Asdfgj Im sorry I meant in HD better.

[watrgrl89]

When he said Melanie I snorted.

[hezzianterry]

is anyone reminded of that episode of scrubs where turk and carla raise a melon baby?

[KrystalKlear078]

You had me at melanie. :3

[hollyclaricoates]

LOL awesome xD

[BlackSiriusly]

Maybe there is something wrong with me, but I think this video is brilliant.

[MaryGnzlz]

I just think you will be a terrific father for a girl like Melonie

[Davnyissocoollike]

Was anyone else watching the clock in the back ground? No just me then

[LesCheveuxRoux139]

I love your photographs. O:

[PriyaGoesRawr]

As soon as you said Melanie...hahaha

[thetazzdelaney]

'you may or may not remember i had a couple of years off youtube' how can we forget? you mention it in every video!

[weedbooty9milli]

aitch, jimmy. aitch.

[ifonly2011dreams]

Aww he seems so bitter :(

[treediaphragm]

You need to do more videos like this.

[megliz16]

i could not stop laughing at Melonie, I know it's insensitive to laugh at children who wear glasses but i couldn't help myself....

[silharoun]

Haich D.

[2010msjd]

So whats the name of the camera you want?

[gazzbryant]

Didn't realize it was HD until you told us. I feel ashamed...

[Freeze883]

Who was the father? It was that Alex Day wasn't it? You should have known better Jimmy, he's such a whore.

[sophiethefairy]

@Freeze883 Yeah, being the "ladies man of youtube, and all that *tut*  :')

[soogarplum]

woohoo go mel!

[AlarmingLauren]

There's a Mighty Boosh feel to the way you talk! :') Genius!

[luxy2772]

The clock on the computer... I couldn't stop looking at it.

[lukeb3000]

Thumbs up if you prefer Jimmy with the bag on his head ^_~

[MsMaddieJane]

right so everyone focuses on jimmy and i focus on the clock... ;DD

[Missunderstand100]

I have those lights.

So we have to fuck.

[smilenose]

I hope its not insensitive to ask, but can we know who the father is?

[Coinkidink]

Flip, you've grown up. Obviously, because time continues but gosh, you look all... manly.

[fatzdepenguin]

sometimes i wonder why on earth i'm subscribed to you... :')

[wellendore]

Awh after all this time I still think you're amazing.

[awesomelyizzy]

"this is melonie"...brilliant ;) xx

[AmorDelFriki]

I love Jimmy.

It can be pronounced Haitch or Aitch.

I pronounce it Haitch and I don't care when people say Aitch.

Suddenly I say Haitch around someone who says Aitch and I get my head bitten of :L

I say, calm your shit down, it's a letter - not the plague. Don't worry you won't catch it from me :)

[truecolours10]

MELONIE hahahaha

[MumfordMarling]

Seriously thought you were in the same room as me until you pointed out that you weren't...

[DaNiHaLL96]

I think I actually prefer you in standard!

[pszeminanai]

I'd watch your low definition melon baby video over other youtubers' high definition videos with well prepared content any day!

[shanshananigans]

Ahh, you must be so proud, and I must say that the resemblance is unbelievable- except for the whole a melon thing;)

[ks4isu]

I'm just glad Annoying Orange didn't show up.

[theultimatejuicebox]

I would like to eat the innards of your child.

(Too far?)

[DreaSarai]

I had a "what the fuck?!" expression throughout the whole video. :|