Far Cry 2: Funny Mortar Glitch! FLYING BOAT!

[TheAssassinsblades]

God was like "Gimme that!"

[zerrierslizer1]

it happend to me to! only that it FLEW in my face and killed me! my buddy saved me but carma boat killed him then me! ''sobb'' again!

[infernuz1231]

HAHAHAH!! God Wants Noah's Ark Back

[yagami3242341]

The jesus boat

[Mr50calpown]

HOLY SHIT i've better try

[Eragon86micky]

LoL!

[Wa1k1nN1ghtmar3]

chuck norris mortar/boat

[Dustar007]

You blew it out of the water! Knocked it in to next week! Whipped it off the face of the earth!

[VollAssiHier]

WTH?!!! hahaha nice glitch....

[JimBoopLoop]

that boat and lil wayne are like ... yeah haha im gone!

[nick4399]

In soviet russia u sail planes and fly boats.

[francisco80406]

cool



[SkullSoldier1999]

* gods crying* WHY DIDN'T I GET NOAHS ARK *sob* It's not my fault it crashed

Ohhey Ders a boat COME BOAT * boat flies up to god*

[AKRedstriker]

When did it land

[Xxdragons277xX]

look its a bird no its a plane NO ITS SUPER BOAT

[MrSniperscope]

if there were people on that boat...loool

[DragonSkin342]

(1 hour later)

(a child goes on this beach)

Child: Oh look! It's a.... FLYING BOAT!!! RUN!!!!!!!!! *boink*

[Desh681]

@DragonSkin342 Father: Dammit son, i told you not to make shit up! Now lets ally up with our sworn enemys and kill one guy.

[Matumama157]

Super Boat

[LooksLikeIdiot]

wait few minutes and u can see a falling space station

[sebawacek]

UFB - Unidentified Flying Boat

[Romanian901]

i had that glitch while i was driving the boat i flyed from 1 corner to other

[DJThanUshaN]

Don't worry about that! Jesus saw your activities and he wanna practice as you did so he just took it for him self... ROFL He already had my truck and one of my safe house! xD

[Laoshi35]

lol......... XD

[Dnmonkeyman]

**boat flies past the international space station**

"Uhhh, Houston? We have a problem."

[TheQuintrix123]

could be funny if there was like a co-op and u send a m8 flying :P

[TehNoobLand1]

OH MY GAWSH, I THINK THIS IS HOW THE RUSSIANS LAUNCHED THEIR SATELITE INTO SPACE!!!

[TheRealJohnHarter]

i love the good reveiws great job :)

[EmoPanda20]

ok hon see u after wor...... what the fuck? wheres my bo... (looks up) o shit. (EXPLOSION!) i cant spell

[Takcaw]

@EmoPanda20 i love how you ended with i cant spell ^_^

[graff94so]

did he died???

[hendude400]

I've had this happen to me while I was on the boat.

Easy yet hilarious way to die.

[kamilj888]

aghhhh so that is how russians launch their satellites to the space ?

[c00legast]

Once i was drivin on a mission, and in the distance i saw something in the sky. I was excited cause i thought "holy **** a ufo!"

i took my sniper and zoomed in, it was a...

Zebra flying up? I had no screenrecorder on so i couldnt capture it :( But true story

[jdcruzseen430]

an ufo! haha...

[ASPARUX]

yeah, that happened to me too, except that i was in the boat and the enemy fired at me with mortar. it hit right near me and i was sent flying. Landed probably 400-500 meters away :)

[welovekitlers]

Did it come down :p?

[YouTabacco]

its all code and software, its not real world so anything can happen.

[jaradicle]

Hilarious, but a little overkill on the replay... hahaha

[11YourFriend11]

where you found mortar?'!?!??!

[A4dr3x]

Cool

[Comrade005]

it probably landed back at a guard post lol that would be funny to see that

[xXCREEKSTARXx]

some fuckin guerilla did that to me while i was driving the fuckin boat XD

that was funny :D

[ThePunisher19925V2]

It's probably somewhere in the moon now...

[lilhbk25]

channel 8 news: there has just been a huge murder in japan it seems 10 citizens hav been crushed by a boat......with the license plates on it???? well the citizens wer getting there special fried rice from a rice shop *(they wer all related)* nd they looked up cuz there was shade nd then they seemed to hav yelled " IT'S GODZILLLLLA!!!!!!!" before they have died because it is still echoing here in the united states

[9617kurtis]

this is how the titanic was brought down not by an iceberg

[maxpaynepwns]

1:45 "Did you see that?" No not at all, Derp. You only repeated it 6 times lol.

[TheGuitarkid15]

Goddamn troll science...

[TheMoneyTable]

"lets practice shooting yellow smoke at my boat" "OKAY" 3 minutes later "hey im gonna hit it!!!" "WTF WHERE DID MY BOAT GO?!?!??!?!" "uhm cya!!!"

[godofgta123]

You should of got the boat closer and then jumped on it when it shot up in the air

[MrOpenGamer]

The 43 guards who owned this boat disliked this video.

[Aiden1504]

i feel stupid for not realising what the yellow smoke was for. lol. at least i know now

[lilhbk25]

@Aiden1504 now u know nd knowing is half the battle

[Aiden1504]

@lilhbk25 LOL xD thanks for the video

[MargusK3000]

Did you got it back :D

[flamesfan4eva]

100,009 view

[boertie258]

i think god wanted his boat back

[Hysteria98]

Oh my god, if only SOMEONE WAS ON THAT BOAT! Would've been one of the funniest moments ever in gaming! XD

Plus, I AM SO DUMB, I can't believe I didn't realise what the yellow smoke mortars were for, I thought they were teargas or sumthin' (but blatantly knew they never did anything), probably a bit hard to believe seeing as by the time you fire and explosive, the yellow smoke will have scared the sods away!

[solen96]

i dont whana be that guy how are minding hes own busniss in middle of a dester and suddly a bot hit you.

[Sethistic]

In the 98,999 viewer! Also this is so weird. Im playing this game again now.

[matheson1958]

I'm ona boat mothafucka

[conza410]

chuck norris can duel wield this.

[ThePillsburyninja]

Boat Driver:Screw africa, I here they hav Diamonds on teh MOOn!

[TheCrazypig100]

it happened to me but i was in the boat when it went flying

[Zer0Boy77]

How do you explain this to your insurance company?

[0foxman0]

@Zer0Boy77 its Africa... what insurance company??

[Takcaw]

@0foxman0 you call 1800 Gakumba

[thesniperburner]

@Zer0Boy77 it's easy you... don't

[JakesterVideo]

@Zer0Boy77 I was praticing my mortar skills on my new fishing boat, and It flew up into space when i hit it with a smoke round.. Can i has a new one?

[DevilsBlade1]

@Zer0Boy77 god stole it

[Gp1e]

So.... Thats what happened to my boat!!!

[ThePineapple42]

IT'S A BIRD!

IT'S A PLANE!

NO!

IT'S SUPER...

Boat?

[walkower121]

I am so I just had that I was still in the boat, and so I flew :D

[MrEdy08]

spelt weird wrong?

[gigaelena]

what tha f%^4

[Jamesyb0i]

lol I was just about to post 'fake and gay' then I shat bricks

[TeChDeCkFREK99]

this is awasome >< xD

[urenman1]

alien boat went back to his own planet when he sensed danger

[detinUretsehcnaM]

did it ever come back down?

[The5150Member]

Chuck norris boat =D

[madRokr91]

Lolololz

[Kerberosfish]

WHAT??? GONE!!! .. OMGLOLWTFBBQ!!!!!!!

[Bronimin]

if you map edit so that a fishing boat spawns on a mountain, falls off, and lands so its 'nose' hits the water just so, it performs this, I have done this before by complete accident, and tried to get in the boat: it works. it only goes out of the map, the map surface can no longer be seen, and mollies curve, no matter about wind, you cannot get off the boat.

[splifftime248]

genius! =D

[MegaSpooke]

should have add the song : "I'm on a boat mothafucka don't you ever forget" LOL

[Auraen]

So that's what happened when I was driving away in my freshly stolen boat and ended up right outside the prison camp.

[SpartanMaty2]

See? Smoking kills you. The boat died and flew up to heaven.

[xLTShiFTz]

@SpartanMaty2 XD

[88MapeX88]

superman saved it!!

[kikikachiful]

your pc is burning ;DDDDD

[lendinghope]

man that boat said i am out i aint tankin this

[kill2liveand4fun]

Houston,we have lift off!

[IdiotProductionzz]

@kill2liveand4fun LOL

[UbAhKrUncHiEzZz]

@kill2liveand4fun forget the saturn 5, all we need is a boat and a mortar!

[FreakinOcelot]

the mortar is so full of fail! sadly it's the only amusment you have between the random-niggas that come in a combat jeep and shoot the crap out of you for no reason and hunting the jackass that actually is a friendly cake baking dancer

[gings4ever]

it probably said, "now i cant be a nice boat anymore so HELL NO!"

[zoogore1]

Lololo

[quiteobserver]

LOOOL

[KKOPPI]

I dont understand this game at all everyone shoots at you!

[javidg96]

is superman ?

no it's a boat

crap..

[iguzzleapplejuice]

@supersoviet8055 LOL!!!

[supersoviet8055]

in a mission where an enemy had a mortar, this happened WHILE I WAS STILL IN THE BOAT :(

[armagedddon8]

How do u get so good with the mortar? does that sniper tell u distance or something?

[dannycar25]

i think god is going fishing :D

[sporemisio]

its like you saying my boat! ant then you like ...

[Lindner12ewald]

@langhalsen NOOB

[rareandfew]

I was on a boat and that happened to me. You go so high that it keeps freezing and saying loading. Then pieces of the map disappear. Then I hoped out of the boat and fell to my death nowhere near the water.

[k5Zz]

HAHHAHHAHAHA LOL

[MediaClubGroup]

LOL! god needed the boat lolz

[jonasschulter]

ein echtes luftschiff

[PennerPro95]

how can you aim so good?

[pusemann2]

it should be easyer to use the mortar. a betetr sight or something. i know it wont be real then but..anyway=P

[koolkid21ful]

Red Bull gives u WIIIINNNGGSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jpzinho007]

Houston, we have a problem....

have a boat, maybe from Africa, smashing one of our satellites.

[trampolinist2]

did it come back down?

[Blody1337]

its going to haven.cause u shoot it

[Ry4ns13]

Happened to me today while I was in a boat

[Abbasz09]

hahhahhhahaha that was good and funny

[Gokuberisha]

@langhalsen  lol, pwnd

[Pitomafias]

Did the boat come back ? :D

[artiscallychallenged]

we have liftoff

[theman2160]

Weeeeeeeee!

[dragonableking]

wow awesome! first boat to go outer space! :D!

[Jouhanimou]

Chuck Norris stole that boat while you were shooting it.

[shashoni109]

redo this glitch with someone in the boat and you launching, then post it on youtube! :D

[traackmaniac]

marine:so... ehhh... i don't know how to put this,but errrr... (oh im really sorry) ehhhh... im just going to say it:God, i didnt mean to,but ehhh... i kinda destroyed your boat...

god:oh,no my pretty boat i was going to use to go to hawai... let me repair it.

[traackmaniac]

you:ok lets practice...(after a lot of misses...)woohoo i hit it! oops i shot areal grenade...lets try again with smoke grenades...yes im going to hit it!hey the boat flies away...

god :stupid marine with his stupid mortar shooting at my arch of noah replica...

oh god(oh me)he broke it now i have to build a new one...but first clean up this mess...weeeee, flying boat...

[XPhycoSoldierX]

im on a boat mother fucker dont you ever forget!

[pandaviewer1997]

@XPhycoSoldierX LOL

[TheFunkSyndicate]

LMAO xD

[ChriswithMatt]

They need two player so you can have someone in the boat.

[xNSAxRAAM]

did it ever come back down?

[FunGuy147]

wow nice and wtf?

[Bjelor]

IM ON A BOAT!!!!

[expertdcv]

comment #600!

1)what character do you use in single player?

2)it looks like God needed a boat to go on holiday! Tired from human sins...

Lol lol lol i laughed my ass off!!!!!

[Pottunator]

happened to me 2...WHILE I WAS ON!!!!!!!!

[archdevil1216]

Chuck norris is still up to his old tricks somewhere...

[ajoub12]

the boat just jumped over the explosive XD

Maybe God wanted to punish the boat so he took the boat away.

[WowVideosbyVessel]

did it ever come back down?

[sanandreasboy2000]

no i didnt see that lol

[Airboy624]

cool!!:)

[Seversher]

God realised that the boat was gona die and to spare the suffering he sent him to heaven! CAN U GIVE ME AN ALELUIA!!??

[frederikhj]

soo... did you get the boat again?

[Jarryjhon]

i tryed this on my xbox 360 but i cant make it fly to heaven xD

[Binkster7777]

Right as you hit it, invisible aliens sucked it up. It was their disguised scout ship. 0_0

[BladeXtreme200]

i have a 360

[MisekD2]

Elvis decided to go home... =)

[fuelblade]

wtf!!!

[psycobillysutter]

your guy needs to lay off the ganja.

[KillJOY900orso]

lol, funny shit, it was gods private yacht and he didnt want it blown up

[megamanROX142]

It would be funnier if the boat landed on you. Painful death. Ouch.

[japantoine]

Its a bird ,its a plane.....ITS A BOAT!!!!! lol

[mrpker100]

rofl this happend to me once i was in the boat tho it went fucking mad and i landed on the other side of the map

it was epic XD

[thedude652]

lol that happened to me too

[maxioscarzzz]

in the night, and jungle, so it was like OMFG what is happening?

[CaptainSoapMcTavish]

god was pissed off at you being a noob, so he took it away :?|

[jakekiller2247]

xD i didnt expect it to Jump so Hiiiiiiicchhhh!

from boat it comed to space-ship

[heffo96]

LOL,but how did u zoom in?

[Claybreaker2]

@heffo96 It looks like he is using his video editor to zoom in.

[KKOPPI]

it just landed in my garden yesterday

[djMattyo420]

its not a glitch it flys up from the explosion

[TrickyDicky89]

not that high

[KKOPPI]

zomg you are the dumbest person ever

[Wal686]

NIce is it comming back the boat ??

[JOJEY93]

WTF? xD

[GalacticEarthling]

LOLOLOLOL

[Suicide899]

i wonder when its coming back

GO FIND IT!!

and make a very long video of it

[jorden166]

It went to heaven

[rokys008]

funnnnnnnnnnnny very fuuny and great

[bananaship17]

WOAH the boat said see you in the future suckas hahaha

[aSpicyCooki]

Lol where the **** do u get mortar? i want it to pleaz send me message back. Or add me on ps3 : Indyw

[stahlhelm90]

you have to wait for the right mission in the weapons-store to be able to buy a mortar but I think the first contact with one you´ll have after finishing the first map, just look around in the little house you meet the shakal in

[samvansomething]

you have to buy it at the gun store

[devils00x]

Boat Said...AHHHH HELLLL NO! Not Today!

[tprtiger]

Gravity fail!!