Jeremy Clarkson Heaven and Hell Part 1

[Meatlooaf]

@Stjepan105 are you mad?!



[MrAnthropophagy]

Clarkson is the world's most embarrassing dad.

[mritchie85]

@MrAnthropophagy wish my dad drove a Ford GT

[TiconderogaX]

The CTS-V goes 180mph. So it's obviously not the fasest 4 door saloon car...

[splatterboy]

@TiconderogaX 2005 called, and they want to know why your comment makes no sense. maybe if you wait seven years someone will find your comment and say "the CTS-V..." and you'll understand. or maybe not

[TiconderogaX]

@splatterboy Lol wow...Umm, 1995 called and they want their joke back...How you can't understand what I wrote, I do not know. Are you replying to me while drunk? High? Or are you just dumb? While the CTS-V has been out since the early 2000's the newest CTS-V has been out since 2008, not 2005. And they've only improved apon it since.

[CHERRYSWEETWEEDKiSS9]

Is that Espace blood stained at 5:50?

[Joegtibmp08]

lmao "lets see if the americans found a way to actually make a sports car" haha!

[sal7t5]

he really killed it when he said "because bono has bought one, it's cool too" sorry as much as i liked the Maserati that would make it very uncool.

[1998disco72]

I do not care about the the green party either!!

[PFieroGT87]

Lol, "Bone-O."

[peter455sd]

Shit ,he got horrible teeth.......

[Razcul3603]

@peter455sd, that sort of thing happens when you smoke cigerettes

[algarragonz]

You are so snov, if i have a van like that ,i take care of it. ( I dont Destroy it).

[stoney420ful]

I just gt a maserati off ebay for 35,000. Awesome car.

[1998disco72]

@stoney420ful Nice I love that car!!

[hggf25]

this was from 2005.

[Digdigs2]

WHAAAT!?!? The 2CV is an awesome car - air cooled 2 stroke engine consumes nothing, looks good - Ok, not a sports car, but for its intended purpose, really good

[laminator69er]

oh I so want Gene Hunt to walk out at the start!!

[thejaaaaagman90]

the tr7 is not that bad. Typical Clarkson!

[jinxiejae]

they should've had Dio's heaven and hell playing.

[titogcubangonzalez]

The maseratti is no longer the fastest saloon car in the world... now we HAVE THE CADICALLAD CTS-V SUPERCHARGED V8 FROM THE CORVETTE ZR1

[Semeiron]

@titogcubangonzalez anybody with a bit of common sense would buy the Maseratti instead of the Cadillac...

[titogcubangonzalez]

@Semeiron yeah sure semiron, still performance wise anyone with common sense will buy a 2008- 2012 cadillac cts-v.. luxury confort wise masratti will be a good idea.

[Dennispkz]

Even BO-NO bought one haha

[hiddenbutdeadly]

heeeeey ou've got more engine less music turned n :)

[maral430]

Aston Martin is so beautiful!

[basmikiemike]

a comfortable whoosh mobil...HAHAHAHAHAHA

[yorkshire13579]

Bloody hell these Clarkson videos look so tacky and dull. Thank God I've never been stupid enough to buy one.

[nickster1318]

@yorkshire13579 dickhead

[yorkshire13579]

@nickster1318 Oh bugger me how dare I insult Clarkson! Nickster, you are nothing but another Clarkson's cock-sucking yes-man.

[nickster1318]

@yorkshire13579 lol would love to see you make a car video i bet you would look 10000 times shitter and 100000 tacky and dull

[yorkshire13579]

@nickster1318 I have no desire to make a car video so could you kindly get back to masturbating over Jeremy Clarkson please and leave debate until you are old and mature enough to do so (growth of pubic hair is usually a good indication that you are getting there).

[nickster1318]

@yorkshire13579 lol pretty sure im at the mature age so you can think what you want but at the end of the day if you don't like his videos then why watch them? stop being a troll. even if you had the desire to make one you wouldn't be good at it or no where near jeremy you would fall from grace pretty god dam quick

[bombayusuf1992]

in short cars that can do powerslide is Heaven

and cars that can't is HELLLLL

[TIMSKPFH]

wat is the name of the song in 1:08

[HachiZenki]

Heaven: 1986 Toyota Corolla GT-S

Hell: Pontiac Aztec

Heaven: 1987 Buick GNX

Hell: Any El Camino/Ranchero

[ragnarock94]

can someone please tell me the name of the introsong? <33

[afsandoval89]

They will be killed to death? I didn't know you could kill to something else...

[filchett]

whats the theme music? its in my head now

[167CR]

Heaven And Hell cars in 2011:

Heaven: Aston Martin V12 Vantage, Nissan GTR, BMW M5

Hell: Proton Savvy, Chevrolet Lacetti, Honda CRZ

[lilruc]

@167CR Really? The M5?

[BayAreaOrBust]

@167CR Yeah the CRZ is a total dissapointment.

[AlbanianGamers]

"multi purpose my bottom".....Clarkson for president

[MrCisco95]

@AlbanianGamers If Clarkson ever becomes Prime Minister I will move from the US to England and live in a turly free country.

[94Chaps]

hahahaha "killed to death!" wtf???

[HAHAdom]

that intro tune sounds like porn music...

[nirsi19]

@HAHAdom to witch porn are you looking at?

[srikaran1306]

killed to death???????

[FLAME4564]

@srikaran1306 as in destroyed n bashed to death to be precise.

[mustachos1993]

Tortured and killed to death! lol

[shamrock608]

nothing wrong with that ol carina estate , i bet it would run alot longer than any other car here

[WhiteIceMan3]

i agree with 2004.

[MrGoneTroppo]

Crash, bang, wallop, what a video! On UK Conquest tonight

[Rlnthndr]

BTW american people carriers are much COOLER. We have navigators, escalades, denalis, tahoes, etc all 7 seaters, a with fire breathing 400 plus hp v-8s (navigator actually only has a 5.4 but the rest are 400 plus) and all can go offroad with 4x4. Much cooler than stupid mini vans that Europe are stuck with.

[aspiringdrummer17]

@Rlnthndr Thats why the world is so fucked up because Americans insist on driving around in gas guzzlers

[DeltaPhi79]

@Rlnthndr Probably because there aren't many places to go off the road.

[sbm168]

tortured and killed......to death. lol

[TehRoadRunner43]

LOL the plate says ART

[shofear1992]

google ''Jeremy Clarkson Head To Head Theme Tune'' to get the beginning song ;D

[RobinRhysJones16]

@shofear1992 Fantastic! Thanks :D

[TheHockeyfreak1964]

@RobinRhysJones16 clarkson was wrong again the maserati quattroporte isnt the worlds fastest 4door sallon car it is the BRABUS S Class 7,3 litre V12 with 800hp max speed 227mph so and it comes in black just black like a nice tuxedo

[RobinRhysJones16]

@TheHockeyfreak1964 Ok, two things;

1.) Why have you referred to me? All I did was thank someone for directing me to the theme music.

2.) Heaven and Hell was made in 2005 and the car you've mentioned did not exist at that point in space time continuum. I think you're referring to either the Brabus E Class V12 or the Brabus Rocket, either way, neither were in production when the Maserati Quattroporte was out, and at the time, it was the fastest 4 door saloon in current production.

[Gurksallad10]

''...Killed to death!'' sounds dangerous...

[jweichel]

a man admitting he was wrong? must have been edited

[chambeyc]

After driving both the Polo and 2cv, I'd swap them and put the Polo in hell group and the 2cv in heaven's. Especially since the Polo in question broke down after 45000 miles ....

German quality .... yeah ....

[herrcoolass]

2003vwgti1 come up with an explanation instead of trolling around! Yes, Clarkson makes great comment, Top Gear is my fav, but Clarkson's solo show's are all the same... Funny (in the same way, boring) but not informal at all. Not to mention his hate for everything american (I'm euro just for info). Saying that the Corvette is a massive track car and then complaining about it's road behavior. Who buys the Z06 for an everyday "bringthechildrentoschoolday"?­!

[MultiTopgearfan]

can i just say that Clarkson is just THE best commentator ever??? Absolutely Epic!!!!

[turbomother09]

OMG DOUBLE RAINBOW!!! @ 1:47 ALLL THE WAY ACROSS THE TRACK! what does it mean?

[aporigine]

@turbomother09

...that it rained?

[Stjepan105]

@herrcoolass You do need a certain degree of hi IQ to understand all of it so i get your point

[NLPETERNL]

@Stjepan105 yup not everybody gets jeremy and his humor

[0richeym]

@Stjepan105 lol absolutely cussed.

[pipapatrick131996]

@Stjepan105 lol

[jurek323]

@Stjepan105 yea like 60 :)

[TheDaggerStone]

@Stjepan105 Did you just say "hi IQ"?

[2003vwgti1]

@herrcoolass You are an idiot!!!

[2491cc]

@herrcoolass He's not comparing them. He just saying, the quatroporte is a great car, and the renault espace is a crap car.

[rock3tcat]

@herrcoolass

Honestly if you don't get the simple jokes you might need a brain transplant...

[herrcoolass]

@rock3tcat

In my humble opinion, doing the same jokes all over again is BORING. That is my point. Watch all of the Top Gear and Clarksons solo shows and then start writing about brain transplants.

[Rlnthndr]

@herrcoolass lol since your not from the USA I wont insult your car intelligence, but he drove a Dodge (owned by chrysler) ram 1500. Not a ford.

[maxydude98]

@herrcoolass He's a presenter, he's the HOST of the show. He can do whatever he likes, AND ITS STILL FUNNY!

[NLR884evr]

Jeremy Clarkson is a genius!!!

[clerince]

1:47 = WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

[Stjepan105]

i like the 80s music :-) on the beginning

[adamdude15]

@Stjepan105 "in" the beginning... lol

[wedziss]

whats the name of the song at 1:13 plz!!! to pm

[Oilyrag1963]

That Espace sounds knackered!

[townsjim]

"Because Bono has got one, it's cool too" sorry Clarkson, you're great, but sometimes u come across as a little bit out of touch.

[DraconianDebate]

@townsjim You do know this is 5 years old right?

[townsjim]

@DraconianDebate makes no difference, u2 haven't been "cool" since the eighties lol

[TheMainMan318]

i would love to be jeremy, hes got a great life, drive amazing cars for a living

[hagisays]

:))))))))))))))))))))

amazing

[mikeymike1792]

he's at RAF Benson. Sweeeet

[reverseperstalsis]

did they dub 80's porno music over the show>?

[samsome67]

lol 7:35

[TRUMPHENT]

The Maserati Quattroporte is the only car on "Clarkson Island"! :)