By Any Other Name

[Jokaanan]

I wish they had time at the end for a final scene so Kirk could be like, aren't you glad we didn't blow up the freaking ship?

[MetallicaFan035]

Space.... The final frontier... so badass.

[LincolnLLoyd]

LOL @ Deathby and Golden24 totally having a Beavis and Butthead moment. "Huh-huh. Huh-huh." =]

[LincolnLLoyd]

14:41 "You . . . you kept the black guy?"

*Kirk stoops*

"She was my Thursday nights. She was my Thursday ni-hi-hiights."

[Masturbov]

The hot yoeman had great legs and one of the shorter skirts in the series. Too bad she bit it. Anyone else think that alien chick looked like Keira Knightly? Maybe it's her mother.

[themusicofthestars]

"I need you and these other specialists, but those two are unnecessary."

What did you expect? They're red shirts!

[Sandra0Argentium]

Creatures that have great mental capacity but cannot utilize it if distracted? ...These aliens have ADHD. o_O;

[WEAKKNEED]

Kelinda, Barbara Bouchet, born Barbara Goutscher, is such a hottie. She looks like a top model from a slavic country today (she looks like a combination of Snejanna Onopka Marloes Horst), but she is apparently germanic. Like there is really any difference.

[OmniChange]

"I need some more experiments" Giggity

[coolrag]

haha, he said the red shirts were unnecessary!

[3link1]

Jesus. Scotty is the man. He drank that pansy under the table.

[3link1]

@americanjedi77 haha now i get it

[3link1]

black guy in a red shirt.

[LincolnLLoyd]

@3link1: Redundant, in'it? Just sayin.

[evildaveprime]

It's green!

[PrinceFX]

slut alert xD

[jdskinny212]

First female redshirt snorted by a federation captain?

[MegaBoxer77]

There was comedy in this episode, but, seeing Rojan crush that pretty girl out of existence like she was nothing in cube form, always disturbed me. Could have been worse, though, if he pressed the button while she was in pieces in Kirk's hands.

[oneblackgeye]

WHAT!? KIRK JUST HIT A WOMAN?! lol

[lonelygeorgeturtle]

william shatner is really bad at being still unlike nimoy

i <3 star trek!!!!!!!!

[holybuttsacks8]

oh no the red shirts!!!!!

[MsNbdy]

Scotty, when you are attempting to make someone else drunk so you can escape, usually it is good to not imbibe a large amount of the substance yourself. But your drunkenness is hilarious!

[starflowerfantasy]

If he keeps reacting like that, he's gonna need a diet.

LOL

[sebringf1]

lol! 18:00, mccoy is thinking, "OH CRAP!!!"

[supah1337B]

he says he doesnt want openess.....what the fuck does he think outer space is!?!?!?!

SPACE

[PrometheusWithLight]

What is it?

Well, um.... It's green.

Scotty is awesome too!

Yum yum, tastes like blindness!

[196508847BH]

If all nerve impulses to the voluntary muscles were paralysed,they would fall over,as they would effectively be quadruplegic. It takes a surprising amount of muscular coordination and effort to stand motionless and upright for long periods of time. I would also like to note that the alien woman's costume looks like a powder-blue version of that worn by Trinity in the club scene of the first Matrix movie.

[DragonsShallRise]

Oh Kirk, you'd hit on ANY alien life form as long as it is female. Even a 100 tentacled beast, lol.

[caitlinjane92]

@DragonsShallRise LOL. The actress who plays that character DOES look gorgeous, doesn't she? We don't have those kinds of female actresses anymore. I mean, the actresses of the TV series we have today are only HALF as good-looking as actresses from the 60s and before than.

[led4acs]

Search 'Star Trek and idea' to see Scotty's best idea from this episode.

[eaglesgogirl]

love the shakespeare reference

[Runawaybreaks]

lmao! I can think of more than a few people who would want to be in the captain's place! Lol

[11111111jws]

@americanjedi77 I wouldn't pour water on such a scronny guy as that to protect me! I'll do it myself thank you!, Not what I want on my side unless he can move moutains like Obummer... oh, yea he can't either!

[11111111jws]

Why does he have to sit on a shitter? Is this advertising or a subliminal suggestion that toilet humor is about to be evoked and that we should be submitted is a farce!

BOO!

[Cherndon101]

About every line in this episode has a sound effect that follows

[11111111jws]

@Cherndon101 Thats Tv so you dont have to watch. If you turn off the video, you can watch the thing with your ears :) That was the way it was in the old days. It's called using you imagination and thinking your there. Try it ... you'll actually like it :)

[Cherndon101]

@11111111jws

wow thanks alot . You changed my life. But you're complaining too mister philosophy.

[ahagey8879]

For those of you claiming that this episode is racist, you might notice that the woman was the one that was killed, not the black guy. Will you now claim that it is chauvinistic to men?

[ahagey8879]

For those of you claiming that this episode is racist, you might notice that the woman was the one that was killed, not the black guy. Will you now claim that it is chauvinistic to men?

[Kyousuke687]

Scotty is the fuckin man! lmao

[golden24680]

"No I CANNOT BE!" *Spock and Mccoy walk in* *Epic Mccoy WTF face* "I'm stimulating him!" xD

[Vynjira]

Is there any black person in ToS that isn't a red shirt?

[LincolnLLoyd]

@Vynjira: Why, yes, Virginia. There is such a spacial anomaly: the medical doctor who slaps the Schlitz outta Spock to make him surface - become fully conscious - in Season II, Episode 19: A Private Little War. I totally made up which episode because I just don't feel like lookng it up as it's one of the ones we didn't get in this CBS group but, yah, true.

[ashes169]

Sweet! Futuristic chastity belts! XD

[smokeydirtcat13]

always the blacks first... such racist tv :/

[PyroPrincess33]

@smokeydirtcat13 Uhura= Part of the bridge crew, black female, commended by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, and first to engage in an inter-racial kiss on television.

You were saying?

[golden24680]

11:37 Damn, you can see her nipples from like thirty miles away!

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@golden24680 I think thats just a wrinkle in the clothing.

[golden24680]

@DEATHBYFLYINGCDS I don't think so!

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@golden24680 Take a close look at it. I have 20/20 vision, so it's easier for me to see such things.

[Seastorm21]

There are moments in Star Trek history that are remembered even by non-Star Trek fans...Yeoman Thompson being killed is one of those moments. As a 9 year old boy growing up in Pennsylvania, I was riveted by that part...it was the only time I can ever remember watching that show in the 60's and being upset.

[AceOfHeart2012]

CAMELTOE ALERT!!! @ 11:37

[jpad1980]

14:40

Thinking, "NOOOOO I was gonna bang her!"

Poor Kirk...

[Fightosaurus]

22:20 gave me a new appreciation for camel toe

[prreynolds]

You'll see why kirk volunteered to "seduce" her

[led4acs]

The actress who played Kelinda is Barbara Bouchet.

[supah1337B]

EITHER WAY I WATCH THIS

without those belts there not to powerful :P

[bobm174]

Love how this episode is so serious and then takes a sharp turn to comedy. Great episode!

[Lhyriad]

That girl in the blue is simply gorgeous! I'm a woman, but, man, she's beautiful.

[indianacheckers]

you sound turned on

[prreynolds]

Lhyriad: Do a google search on barbara bouchet ...good stuff

Nice work led4acs

[julielaughs14]

"I need you and these other specialists...but those two are unnessecary." WHOAH HE ACTUALLY ADMITTED THE REDSHIRTS ARE EXPENDABLE!

[khalia1239]

lol!

cunfusing them with beer!!!

[chicknumero1]

1:56 haha of course Spock and McCoy would get frozen in that position

[FairWindBoatMan]

This is one of my favorite episodes from the original series. Whenever I see something green in a bottle or glass, I find myself repeating Scotty's line!

[rashida7777]

Enough of Brooke Shields please! There's gotta be a way to get rid of these commercials!

[morgan5154]

AdBlock if u use Firefox

[wppdoes]

"well ummmm it's.....it's green" I believe LC Data said the same phrase under similar circumstances on an STNG episode.

[Mercutioswrath]

I think that episode was relics.

[julielaughs14]

I wonder what this "stocaline" thing McCoy gave Spock really does...and why Nurse Chapel was so suprised when asked to prepare it...anyone know?

[khalia1239]

no clue, sorry

[prreynolds]

@julielaughs14

Stokaline is a multi-vitamin compound. Spock put himself into a trance to fake his medical emergency. Chapel was not in on the ruse, hence her confusion

[julielaughs14]

@prreynolds

Thank you! ^^

[FatRguy]

Check out the guy in the red shirt behind the blue shirt girl. What do you think he's looking at?

0:58

[golden24680]

"I'm stimulating him." Looks like you're sissy fighting with him but stimulating works too! x) lolzies

[MarielAntoinettexxx]

Scotty: "We did it--youuuu, and meeee..." *tearing up, sensually stroking the whiskey bottle*

HAHAHAAHAHA

hilarious episode

[awesomeskates101]

It's a bottle of scotch to be exact

[BondFreek]

Scotch is whisky.

[awesomeskates101]

Well, I'm underage so I wouldn't know that, hopefully. Sorry for the ignorance.

[BondFreek]

It's not just ignorance, it's also not paying attention. Scotty said "All I have left is a bottle of vary old Scotch WHISKY!" lol I Love that part.

[hypnodance]

@MarielAntoinettexxx Yeah, I laughed too. :)

[clicker4721]

"The barrier" looks like the default MacOS wallpaper, Starfield when it's on the video display. Just saying.

[Demithegoddess]

34:18 Oh my God, it's possible that this woman is Spock's long lost sister, and my freakin' hero! Kirk . . shut DOWN LOL!!!

[SpicyTaco29]

lmao Scotty and his scotch. he is so hardcore. <3

im lovin the scottish music that plays everytime he's around :3

[nerad137]

holy hot dang

[captainbossi]

I like this episode a lot, not sure why. I think it has to do with the idea of welcoming these enemies or finding a peaceful solution to this conflict.

[centuryrox]

Does anyone else think that the Federation would have SERIOUS problems helping these beings at the end of this episode? After all, they not only stole a Federation starship and kidnapped the crew, but more seriously, they cold-bloodedly murdered a Federation crew member.

[Demithegoddess]

@centuryrox Yeah, but they pick up a new supply of red shirts every time they make port. They seem to be the ultimate expendable asset on this show.

[AuroraStarW]

well, actually this is probably one of the less-bloody introductions to a new alien race. or at least according to captain Picard in that episode where Riker is undercover on a planet they are considering contacting. the one where they don't have fingers.

[ghost2171]

"It would appear sir that you have little control over her. Or perhaps captain Kirk has more"

Spock's the best LOL.

[MissHarleenQuinzel]

Hahahah. Of course Kirk chooses THAT way of sensationalizing the Kelvans.

[AuroraStarW]

of course! it's what he does best!

(ok let's face it. it's all he does, period.)

[ensignr]

Kelvins sound like something out of Lovecraft.

[MichBich1234]

kirk must have every STD in the medical text books in his galixy plus now that of Adromina... or how ever u spell that.... but bones is gonna have a fun time with that!

[retro38]

the Kelvans. from the Andromeda Galaxy.

[DaisukeTrekFan]

@MichBich1234 clearly he just takes his standard cold, flu and aids pill like Quagmire on Family Guy.

[nocrusadesplease]

'I need you and these other specialists, but those two are unnecessary.'

Well, they are wearing red shirts, aren't they?

[Mizvictor07]

Not surprised he went after the girl to mess with her senses

[vfabs31]

the guy in purple has a funny way of fainting

[mack583659]

what was that drink

oh it's GREEN.

i remember when data from next generations said that to scott.

[wanderersrock268]

Why is it that the minors always die? I like all the minors, and then they always end up dying.

[TiffKing]

who is the actress in these chase sapphire commercials?

[CinnyDear]

@TiffKing Her name is Molly Culver

[TheCityISAtWar111]

"If he keeps reacting like that he's gonna need a diet" -Bones hahaha.

[ManBearPigWolf]

At least the black guy didn't get killed first!

[whistlestopX]

Well...that's one way to kill a redshirt. o.O

[constabul]

38:44 ish, love it, was great seeing that scene in next generation, w/ data serving scotty a green drink 8)

[FarrenfollowsBen]

hey is that guy who froze everyone on the bridge the same idiot who brought the psi 2000 virus onboard the enterprise in "Naked Time"? I can't really tell...but it sure looks like him.....7:45

[x170063]

ya, i think it the same actor. back in those days they used same actors a little more frequently, of course when it first aired Star Trek was just another tv show.

[FarrenfollowsBen]

yeah thx

[HellsOnlyBelle]

You know, if you think about it, the fact that these invaders are from another GALAXY is really, really mind-blowing. Sucks that they're a little bitchy, though. We all had better learn to get along before the Milky Way and the Andromeda collide in two billion years.

[earp1673]

49:41 What episode is this??? Dude peeling his face off? Eh what??

[earp1673]

34:20 --and so our Captain works his mojo once again --Mr. Mojo risin' :-)

[b0nj0urm0nde]

Kirk would choose to stimulate their senses that way

[talltom1973]

Scotty's going to get the shakes, probably will have to se McCoy for something

[Totalwar476]

Wait is there an episode were somone on the enterprise(i think kirk) is given the ability to move so fast that no one can see him, or am i thinking of another show

[centuryrox]

@Totalwar476: That episode is from Star Trek, and it's called "Wink Of An Eye", from Season 3.

[stonesundial]

I like how Bones keeps right on yelling at Jim after he says "That's enough!" in the mess room.

[ramenguy1]

poor spock nearly falls on the ground befor kirk and McCoy grab him.

[HeraldMB]

The red shirts are unnecessary. Yeah that's pretty much Star Trek in a nutshell, lol.

[sergeantalpha]

I wonder how Scotty will be until he gets more alcohol at the next shore leave

[AliceKun1988]

oh no! Scotty's out of alcohol! However will he live?! D:

[madebutante]

Brooke, don't wear that dress..It's not you!!

[ladydoomtrooper666]

Poor Scotty. The alien drank all of his liquor. He had such a sad look on his face when he mentioned the scotch to the alien. Though Scotty did have a proud look on his face when the alien passed out. Just like a proud papa when his child wins a game.

[ShdwProductions]

of course kirk gets the bitch, so sexist

[madebutante]

omg, so true. and shows are STILL like that! what about looking at the guys! no more hirst! and long pants please..I'll take a loin cloth! But see how crazy it is?

I do have a respect for the modesty of t Muslim culture! There must be a happy medium!

[shaochiavang]

iknow man, lucky guy

[emiwright]

i wonder how many random kids he has

[behathorn]

decent episode however crappy ending. i liked the part where scotty drank the alien under the table

[intheknow7]

"phasers on mute" for Brooke, stun for go-to people and destroy for Colgate!

[kre8in3d]

So what is with the nazi building and jeep around 49:50? Nobody has commented on that. I found it very odd and misplaced.

[Dax5329]

that's from a different episode, one where Kirk and term land on a planet looking for a historian, the whole planet has been turned into a Nazi world, I don't know the name of the episode but check it out, not bad!!! but not one of the best

[behathorn]

the episode with the nazi's is "patterns of force"

[shaochiavang]

Patterns of Force that is what the ep. is called

[golden24680]

38:47 "It's um... it's umm... green..." hahahaha

[shaochiavang]

leave him alone, he has a speech disorder, haha

[golden24680]

hahahahaha LOL!

[jvarela965]

These Brooke Shields Colgate ads are torture.

[thelaughingheart]

"i'm stimulating him"

[jakel950]

scotty is drunk

[NinjaPenguinRobot]

Does anyone notice how when the Kelvins embolized the landing party Kirk was still capable of blinking and twitching?

[LionandLambLovestory]

blinking and twitiching is involuntary, i would assume since moving one's eyes is not necessarily voluntary, that would not fall under the nerve shield

[arelimoon29]

The muscle that controls eye movement is voluntary but the twitches are whats makes it have irregular movement.

[emptyglass14]

Hey, Is Renar the same actor from 'the naked time' who was with Spock when they found the dead people on the station at the beginning of the episode?... He sure looks like him.

[tmw1488]

Yep, he sure is. Stewart Moss.

[user92126]

Please change the commercial

[JohnnyDeppFan1433]

"We find it more restful to the body than your so-called vacation."

[jeanclaude36]

I just love how Captain Kurt seduces the women in every story to save the day.  I need to learn his trick.

[eddtoro]

even in my adulthood, i endured female critics who would tease me for attenting star trek conventions and loving the show, so why the hell do i have to watch girly commercials as if the viewers are girls watching a girly show? this isn't charlies angels.

[BUGCORNANDZIMLOL]

Amen!!! I've always loved star trek, my whole life!!! Every Series too!!!

[blackapricot12]

Don't get me wrong - I feel for you....but there are SOME girls who LOVE Star Trek.

Go me.

....and go fans who love the show enough to put up with members of the opposite sex making fun of them.

[99rei99]

For as often as the enterprise encounters superior technology and life forms, you'd think they'd adapt some of it as their own. Why is it that they don't carry around these things afterward or all the other cool weapons they've encountered?

[RJLupinRox]

Spock: *Tap Tap* "Stokaline."

McCoy: "Oh. Yeah."

[euroc2]

That Barbara Bouchet was hot!

[Sez56]

i gotta learn kirk's karate chop. that shit is one hit kill

[spocksvulcanpinch]

I'm surprised Roddenberry didn't think, OK, gotta come up with a new Schtick fer Schpock. Kirk's got major KO going for him here....Got it! SPOCK CAN SEDUCE ALIEN WOMEN...whoops, never mind...

[DedyPhlincke]

1:00, dude's like "damn..."

[EQgamer4life]

dang, why did he have to kill the white gal? she was hot :)~~

[neneshubby]

He was probably thinking, "i never got a chance to ball her".

[minidemonwarrior]

Good god Spock! Sit down before ya induce yourself into coma ahaha!

ahh I love the playfulness of this episode- so much fun :3

[Alphanumaric]

Lol they used that line in Scotty's TNG episode where Data simply says the particular alcoholic beverage is....green.

[Kennedy47407]

No not Scotty's whiskey!!! haha

[Dyslexicthemadly]

Am I the only one that wants to build a block castle out of the "neutralized" crewmen?

[waffleownage]

lol

[zooky99point1]

12:40 Do they have to rub it in like that?

[Hamilatorr]

favorite episode!

[CinciVulcan]

35:20 Wow Kirk fails a seducing for a change?

[CinciVulcan]

OH no Scottys about to push the button... we're all gonna DIE!!!!!! Commercial

-.-

[gc2467]

those bastards they killed yomen tomphson

[WhyNot1ForGet]

Ummm... the energy barrier looked pretty thin... why didn't they just fly over it? XD

[Fronator]

Bones: "If he keeps being distracted like that, he's going to need a diet." LOL

[audreyisrad]

spocks awesomeness is always so convenient.

[BrianMChampion]

I was looking forward to these guys getting killed. Lame-o peacenik ending.

Fetching alien lass, however.

"All i have is a bottle of very very very old scotch.WHISKEY."

"Well ill try it!"

"I'll get it!"

Bahaha(: