Hitler Hates Gears of War 2

[666TheMetalmaniac666]

no matters what hitler said gears 2 was the best in my book. At the begginning there were alot of lag but later i played the game and only 1 game of 10 lag. Without lag it was a fucking epic game. The game is easly in my top 10 ever.

[halo6534]

Fucks epics break! haha XD this made my day.

[FROSTBITER35]

Epic banned me from the forums to and I didn't break the rules either, if your not a disciple of Rod and don't agree on all his ideas you get banned

[bundoranboy1]

Lol at this rate no one will buy gears 3 lol let's fast coward a few years lol 1 million and counting lol

[Brodyfication]

I think its funny, but could have been constructed better.

[luisroblesp]

hilarious!!

[shadow1234810]

lol i agree with the shitty lag i get angry at it too

[iGeeman]

just started playing gow2 again. need friend that are good 2 play with. my gt is : Parabola I (capital i's) add me im beast.

[istisbest]

bahahaha. the title 6 update ruined the game for me. it was bad before but worse after. with no one playing now...i get put on hosts up to 3000 miles away bc they consider canada a locale. i am a few hundred miles away from NY state but i have to play host in nova scotia , manitoba and alberta. cliff is just a pathetic evil little ginger. i would love to chainsaw that faggot.

[K3NxRaiNsxBl00d]

haha this is amazing. hitler would prob say tha too lmao

[zWatzCrackinz]

LMAO 6TH UPDATE AN ITS STILL BAD

[lawlestest]

every fucking time...

noob coming at me with chainsaw, i shoot him in the face with a shotgun, nothing happens, i get sawed...

[jpicard]

gee and just got banned from my channel for being a idiot! keep it up!

[mir882]

i agree, but i wouldnt blame the whole thing on cliff. he isnt the entire epic studios even tho it might seem like it. dont forget that he also created the first gears

[MrSolomobl]

lmao this was hilarious

its so damn true too

[v535gamer]

Thankyou for speaking for each and every one of us

[TrexTony117]

if it wasnt for the crappy ass lag in multiplayer, Gears2 wouldnt be unrivaled.....bar none. Only in a perfect world.

[Bioshocked678]

ehh...Gears is a fun game its just multiplayer that's become cheap and no fun, all two piecing and doushbaggery (though every game has its doushbags Gears has a lot of 'I'm unfucking stoppable' doushbags) but I've always loved the Gears storyline and coop is a fucking blast (need to make it 4 player I think)

[sahuayoturbo]

what movie is this video from?

[MrDikkehamster]

@sahuayoturbo der undergang

[BoxedSadPanda]

sir, i for one, love this video, i also love gears, and this video made me lol like a little girl, thank you very much !

bitches and hoes

[allan473]

gears 1 and gears 2 are fucking epic my favorite games.....and modernwarfare 2

[truthtrekker]

Wow this is very original.

I have never seen this scene used before for Terrel Owens signs with the Bills or for Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize.

You really must have had to dig deep for this idea. You must be very smart.

It would take a smart person to live forever, after all the alternative is death, and death is eternity in the Sun.

Lucky thing you are so smart....

[pacificguitarist]

@truthtrekker

hehe....... truthtrekker. I admit, you got me on this one. I by no means believe this little video to be original. It took less than an hour to make and has been done a million times for other subjects.

All I did was join the bandwagon and make ( in my opinion) a funny version of it for a subject that grinds my gears.

My video is NOT original.

I do think it is a little funny though...

[TomBernert]

@truthtrekker Ofc its not original dipshit, thats why its a meme

[westie420uk]

I wonder what his gamertag would of been?

[bowbow13pats]

epic forums is a joke, all the administrators are gay except lee perry.

[ausar02]

never seen this movie, but I've watched this scene about 100 times

this is a classic one though

[abstractded]

this is from the movie Downfall

[armana6]

gow is epic!!!!

[Issaquan5]

does anyone know the actual movie this is from?

[marcorg220b]

its called the falling last days of hitler

[Issaquan5]

@marcorg220b thanks

[SirAdam02]

"All the noobs that didnt play the first gears please leave the room". LMFAO

[TRAX2242]

we should all hate gow

[mrwormy1]

Everything in the video is TRUE!!!!!!

[Utamivz808]

In my opinion the game needs better connection! They should give host connection to a scenery in the maps if they can. And just take out the smoke grenade!

[SirAdam02]

soooo funny

[mrwormy1]

The only reason i like gears 2 is because there is no 1 shoot down with active sniper (any one that does it is a bitch and can only sniper someone that stands up in those 2 seconds) and all the other new things like having hostage. I still play more gears 1 because of every fuckin thing hitler says. Who cares if you can make glitches in gears 1 its not like everyone does it, at least you can move quick and your bullets get there. I hope gears 3 is like gears 1.

[Atlantuhh]

I traded in the game a week after getting it. I just play Gears 1 anyways. The only patch that could bring me back is if it was the gears 1 shotty in gears 2. THEN I would play.

[mgssniperwolf]

This comment is for thel3g3ndkillr - where in this video did he say he anything about his weight or his political views, why would you get such an idiot deduction from this video, what the hell does that have to do with gears, calculus 2 is as far as the math goes to code in c++ which is not far at all, and gears 2 is shitty as hell compared to gears one... this video is meant to be funny.... your a fuck

[JaYke29]

Jesus loves Hitler

[ouduansilian]

re thelegendkiller's comment: since when is liberal a dirty word? Lame.

[HBENT337]

aww man i hate chainsawing noobs bruh like i cant play a good guardian match without some1 chainsawin me like 4 xs back 2 back & then they talk shit after the game like dey got a big achievement fa da shit(if u wanna chainsaw go play horde)let the real shot gunners & hammerbursters play(but its funny as hell when their in a chainsaw battler & u pop their head off or when dey have a meat shield & u own their heads) & to bridge host every1 has to vote da same map @ once but I OWN PPL ON their host

[glennbob819]

just play exe warzone if u dont want chainsaw noobs (Y)

[Monstar203718]

its a sad day in the gears of war community, my I.P Address was banned by the bitchass administrator and I didnt break any rules. This is a big blow to GOW community and Gears will never be the same, it will be way below horrible.

[iliket0bike]

LOL that was brilliant

[falkonX7]

Hey pac-guitarist, Epic banned me too. You have to kiss a little butt over there and you won't get banned. Just talk about how great Flak (board mod) or joeGraf (dev) are and you should have no problem. I got the boot for saying that 'it seems like anyone who has anything to do with GoW2 just can't get their act together' after Dark Corners was released early on Live. I get banned for that but other d-bags can still say 'F Epic, you suck, this game is broken.'

Makes perfect sense.

[ch33ze0g]

my account name is ch33ze0g for the forums. would some kind soul please message a mod and spring me out because I did nothing wrong.

[xTOSxKaRMiiNe]

Mod for what?

[rodrigoC08]

funniest shit ever !!!!!!!!!!

[m4f14d4d]

yeah everything is true but igow 2 is funnier than halo 3

[Antony523]

1st game was much better

[m4f14d4d]

nah

[shinobisonhsc]

Bravo!!! So true. Its like the guy watches me play and comments about it. Genius!

[TheWolfDogMoon]

I 100% agree with every single word!

[jammshak]

OMG HITLER UNDERSTANDS ME! FINALLY SOMEONE I KNOW IN REAL LIFE WHO SHARES THE PAIN..

you ever get a frickin popcorn thing stuck in your mouth it annoys the hell outta me

[gmenfananick]

i bought saints row 2 on ebay for $30.. was dat a good idea? how is that game any1 kno?

[MllrRat]

i love this video and agree with every word.

[xXcorpitoXx]

they fixed the shotgun and smoke grenades no longer knock u on your on your ass...all thats left is the chainsaw and plus they have 2 find a way to stop ppl from bridging host(thats y its so laggy)they are forcing host 2 go to them even though they have a shitty connection and then every1 has a shitty connection, host always goes 2 the best connection..if u have 2 cheat 2 win sell the game and buy an easier one or just quit gaming forever and leave it to the legit nerds

[RiversOfRedness]

thay did'nt fix fuck all, they just think they did.

[Marchochias]

The lag was the main problem, and they sure as hell haven't fixed that.

[RiversOfRedness]

especially people in the U.K.

[2tonearmy1192]

word. it's a great game but like most other game devs Epic doesn't really do much to fix it.

[wwsangus]

This video was made before the patch obv but its funny because all of the things it talks about are exactly what i agree with, Smoke granades noobs who havent played the first gears, the chainsaw magnet -.-

[SalahFan91]

YOU ABSOLUTLY RIGHT

I CAN NOT GET ALL ACHIEVEMENTS BECAUSE THEE CONNECT SUCKS ONLINE ALWAYS ALWAYS AND 800 MS FOR 3 MAPS HAHAHAA GO AND SHOT YOUR SELF

SORRY for my bad english

[nontiogloc]

Meh, I think that the 3rd title update fixed up most of the gameplay issues. I did notice though that I've found more foreign hosts now that they've "fixed" the problem than before the update: / whatever. Still not that bad.

I do love Legendkiller's comment, what a fucking prune lol

[davidsteele26]

Gow2 is an unplayable, lag-infested, untested piece of monkeyshit.

Gow1 was so great, and supposedly host advantage was to be reduced by 'at least 30%' in Gow2. HAHAAAAAAAAA

I'm near Boston, MA and all I get matched up with hosts from Brazil, Mexico, Germany, Amsterdam, Canada, India, Japan, China, Taiwan, Spain, Italy, Chile, SOUTH F***ING AFRICA, Ireland, Sweden, etc etc etc etc

[carpathianforrest]

I agree when we get paired up with mexicans, we all lose. Mexico has to things going for them. Lag and swineflue

[WiiForever302]

You gamer nerds are so stereotypical. Mexico has nothing to do with Swine flu, it just happened. No wonder America is bashed, because you bash others very badly. If you can't understand other's language, learn it then.

[bxfi420]

how about you came to America so learn English you fuckin beaner. and yes mexico did have something to do with the swine flu... you wet backs need to quit fuckin pigs on your little farms.

[WiiForever302]

Wow. I live in America dumbass. My relatives from Chile are suffering from Swine flu right now. I do know English and Spanish. You probably think U.S is the only country to rule. Now I know why Brits make fun of Americans. It's sad.

[davidsteele26]

My friend and I watched this after several laggy GOW2 matches and we laughed so hard we were both crying.

Gow2 is an unplayable, lag-infested, untested piece of monkeyshit.

.

[WiiForever302]

Plus, everyone overreacts to chainsawing in GoW2.

[apt0913]

fucking hilarious, I almost went into tears watching this

[UKCLARET1988]

this is brill i have seen another version of this :)

[GearsFreak72]

this game has potential to be a solid multiplayer game but the abysmal connection makes it fail. I still enjoy horde and campaign and its fun when u get a non laggy match sometimes. Gears 1 multiplayer is such a step above gears 2's MP. they need to bring back the servers from gears 1

[Ramsey192]

Outlines everything that ruins the game :D

[ftownheadbussa]

this shit true...before i was banned & couldnt talk to my team i was calling da other team out to a 1 on 1 match wit just shotguns no 2 piece just shotgun & i won all 100 matches i lost 1 though but chainsaws for suckers who dont know how to play & i did glitch da 100 but dey shoulda got banned not me now i cant talk at all on gears 2 i will not buy gears 3 if it ever come out

[gegeny3]

for the first time hitler is telling the truth lol

[xV3NOMZ]

You Are A Living Legend =D

Loved iT

5*

[LiGhTwOlF1308]

Cliffy B has to pay us back!!!

Sign Petition!!!

[mastawill538]

wow

its funni cos its truu!!!!!!!!

[Koolaidman125]

Gears of war 1 ftw

[ExtremeVideoman]

I didn't think that i would actually ever agree with hitler... but the Mein Fuhrer is right. Gears 2 was a fail and Cliffy B should be ashamed for destroying it.

[LordDominico]

WHERE DO YOU GET THAT VIDEO???

[PRESTON58CENT]

ps3 is better you can actuley find a game

[ASIANavenger11]

hes right the fucking bots just sit there and its a stalemate. then u put em on insane and u start sprinting and they can no scope u just like that otherwise i can rape them

[tylerzwifeyy]

lmao wow...awesome!

[FORDYI]

the funny thing is that i totally agree with everything in this video.

[gunshin93]

amen to that !!

[Limeyman423]

The new update has sorted all the proplems with ranking and that so stop complanning.

god noobs

[pacificguitarist]

I actually made this video before the update came out... the update fixed some issues... but the game is still awful. If you like it though... thats awsome...but most of us agree it was a huge let down.

[HBENT337]

u should make another 1 about gears with the updates & talk about tha ppl bridging host & stuff but good video bruh

[ThatSillyMosher]

which film was this? ive seen it in history.

[miltz4]

downfall

[xHeadshotGOWhUnterX]

Gears of War 2 is the most Epic Failing piece of shit glitching game in the world. What the fuck are your bots on Cliffy Bitch! DID YOU HAVE THEM SMOKE WEED BEFORE THEY PLAY SHITASSLICKINGBITCH THEY ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!

[PikminSoraFan]

Rofl guyz, why you dun talling abut teh cod and gearz when Wii Fit is soooooooooooooooo much bettar, nut tah meeentiown tat duh PS3 haz blu-ray an pwns

[xHeadshotGOWhUnterX]

noob

[PikminSoraFan]

no u noob i wuz tryn tuh make cool comnt an u just cll meh n00b for no reason cuz ps3 is bettar wth blura an wii-fit

[xHeadshotGOWhUnterX]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh its k

[weeryan2008]

learn to type freak

[PikminSoraFan]

y dose ever1 haz to b mene i ws jusht sayn thatPS3 wuz bettar cuz blu-ra beat HD

[aBLaz3x]

there is 1 good game on ps3 and thats socom and thats the only thing ps3 has better than xbox.

[PikminSoraFan]

wat u talkn bout ps3 beat wit every gamr u gay lul

[freqbass]

I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, a shining example of reverse-evolution! Yes, come one, come all, see for yourself the amazing inbred PikminSoraFan! Be shocked at the lack of reasoning! Be amazed at the utter absence of logic! Poo yourself laughing at the horrid attempt at text-based communication! Point your finger and laugh! It's alright, bring the children! Bring Grandma and Grandpa, everyone in the family will want to see the amazingly dim twit!

[aBLaz3x]

ps3 is shit, the online is so bad and xbox online is so much better. you are a tard and probably terrible at every game that includes skill. IDIOT!

[TheSpiritsLease]

Fuck Socom, im tired of only FPS games coming out for the PS3

[Ghost1170]

Learn to type correctly :O?

[WWEfAn9563]

gears of war fails why is everyone crazy about it i cant stand it!

[edfrizzle]

i disagree. its people like you who suck at the game and give up after they get shotgunned once or twice in a public match.

[WWEfAn9563]

i never played it and never will because of the shit stories i hear about it so try again.

[edfrizzle]

well dont fucking criticize it if u have never played it before u dumb ass

[WWEfAn9563]

i criticize because theres 2million movies saying that it sucks fucking polak

[HSReaper]

its because your mother touches herself at night

[WWEfAn9563]

owch a mother joke that hurts..how old are you 10

[SuperMadMan999]

gear of war is shit compares to cod 4 and 5

[viruslover123]

lol

noob

[Barimatone]

That's okay, I got banned for telling Epic they did a "great job on Gears of War 2."

Seriously, no room for misinterpretation, or wording that would suggest sarcasm. Banned for "Trolling".

[xXR4INK1LLERXx]

LMAO

[LethaInjection]

Gears of War is honestlythe most overrated piece of shit i've ever played.

[svass]

:O!!!

[guitaristd00d]

hahaha dumbass!!!

[DigitalWolfVideos]

Wth?

[emoh8tacheese]

i'm with u man, i could of swam and walked to their big HQ and simply called up treyarch or activision to ask for some help in putting in some filters atleast to minimise the chances of the 5sec lag i always get if i play that game.

[Hochspeyer8993]

the best line in this vid that made sense:"if you die you are stuck waiting for the bots to kill each other" yes,it sucks to have to wait for the bots.

[BornElite]

Amazing video man. 5 stars. Absolutely hysterical.

[scratchybite]

Gears of war is awesome! The lag is only on for about 3 minutes then it stops plus it ahs everything to dow tih yuor connection.

[pacificguitarist]

Nope.

[scratchybite]

Nope what?

[pacificguitarist]

Nope.

[scratchybite]

???

[XelaProductions]

lol awesome

[grandpapy360]

i was talkin 2 some guy online who called me a newb........all he did was chainsaw and 2 piece and i got 10 more kills than him, and 2 deaths less than him....and he called me a newb because i used a HAMERBURST when he failed to 2 piece me......this idiot also said that chainsawing takes skill and that 2 piecing is a lagit tactic.... if u r reading this and u 2 piece and chainsaw then go SHUVE A DIAMOND DILDO UP YOUR FUCKING FATT ASS AND THEN SHOOT YOURSELF......good video by the way

[scratchybite]

Wow what a fucking n00b. It takes skill to chainsaw?? thats fucking bullshit! Dude im a huge fan of gears of war but i just ahd to comment..fuck the noob. But please dont tell em to shove a you know what up ym ass i love egars of war but im not a n absent minded retard that chainsaws like fucking crazy..friends?

[XeonIgnitionStudios]

Lol, i loved this... and even after the patch... its still s**t

[AngelOrphan1]

Another problem with the game is because its so laggy ppl just beat down and 2 piece now like picks thats why gears 1 is better

[komradkyle]

wow and even though he didn't mention all the problems there are too many. I think it is Microsofts fault though

[BLUEBULLET123]

OMFG your a god for putting this vid

up lmaoo i hate gears2 aswell alot of ppl

[scratchybite]

so yuo ahte me..dude geras of war is fgun but you didnt need to sauy that..

[XANAcomputer]

Meh got all the achievements but still play the game. Multipayer is ok with me but like Gears 1 better.

[DrD5]

IMO Good Campaign. Horde Is OK. Bots Are Boring. Poorly Executed Multiplayer. God-Awful Netcoding. Horrendous Lag. Picks Host At Random. Many Many Glitches. Lagswitching. Main problems that stop GoW 2 Multiplayer from being playable I will admit sometimes I will have a decent Game of GoW 2 but then I get to the lobby and have to wait 30 mins to find a match You gotta be fucking kidding me, it baffles my mind that people actually defend the online multiplayer when its clearly broken.

[Ryanz1881]

This Got Me Laughthing All The Way Through! Everything Is Just So True.

5 Stars¬

[JCultee]

funny is all true

[Uhhdamn]

lol this clip is from a movie isn't it? Funny:p

[thel3g3ndkillr]

when i was playing cod 5 out of nowhere while i was playing a search and destroy match, it said that the connection was interupted and all of a sudden it stopped, half my team was dead and the bomb was planted and it was all done by one guy, the truth is that there are lag switchers in all games I for one like Gears 2 and after the update came out i can't stop playing it, this video is funny but maybe he and everyone else has to research bad things about the game because they are all fixed

[JabbaSmack]

BS. The chainsaw NEVER lowers and sucks you into it

[KSengage86]

some gaming site should use this as a review, it's the most dead on accurate and honest review of Gears 2 I've seen so far..

[UncleBoz02]

Greatest thing on youtube! Great work.

[Tru3Pr3D4TOr]

funny as lol i hate gears 2 shotgun it sucks tits and the chainsaw noobs sleep in the fucking gears of war 2 box priks

ALL HAIL HITLER, ALL HAIL HITLER, FOR THE FURER!!!!

[nath2k94]

Very true. Epic really does suck ballz. They fucking get the graphics so good, that they seem to forget that its not a movie. its a fucking game, and maybe some people might actually want to play it. instead of sitting in the fucking game lobby waiting for the fucking server to realise ppl are in the game.EPIC U SUCK BALLZ BIG TIME!

[Colinplaysguitar7]

well, i wouldnt go that far as to say that epic sucks, in my opinion, i think they did an excellent job with the campaign. and horde mode is really quite entertaining. but yes, the matchmaking and multiplayer is definitely fucked up in gears 2. i recommend everyone that is getting sick of getting raped by chainsaws in gears 2 multiplayer go try the original gears.

[Dave2time3]

lol so true

[LtKoAlA]

lmao

[Filch182]

HAHAHA

FUCKING LEGEND

[GambinoProduction]

I really think they should try there best to fix this game. I am probably one of the biggest gears nuts of all time and words cant even describe how terrible i felt when the game was released. Halo 3 add features that flowed nicely with the gameplay, (equipment) but gears 2 just didnt find that sweetspot. A message to epic, i am and always will be a gears of war fan but if you dont fix this, and all the other glitches, im considering putting halo back into my xbox, Please dont make me do that!!!

[Colinplaysguitar7]

I already have. I check back every once in awhile to see if the chainsaw is no longer a vacuum and the shotgun actually works at point-blank, but so far, nothing. Until then, Halo and TF all the way.

[GForceOfGroveStreet]

Great video, man. Fuck Epic and their shitty ass GoW...

[dartanion10]

I love Gears..1 and 2. But you are dead on sir.. Hilarious! The lag and inability to stop the chainsaw are my biggest gripe.

[iliathebest]

cuase h3 was good, gow2 wasent, it sucked, they fucked up real bad

[iliathebest]

Gears 2 killed the series, they really messed up.

[chupalol360]

But if i knew the shotgun sucked as much as this...

One of my friend told me, and he still tells me that Gow 2 is better. I couldn't, and i can't say anything. It is hopeless. And he's new on Xb Live...

I hate Epic. I was waiting for this game so much... And now i'm extremly disappointed.

I thought there was not a lot of people thinking the same as me...

But i've read a lot of comments about this vid... And now i feel so much better !!!

GOW 1 ROCKS, GOW 2 SUCKS !!!

Thank you !

[chupalol360]

OH. MY. GOD.

I love you all.

I'm french (coz there is not only english and american people who don't like Gow 2 multiplayer). The first time i played the multiplayer of Gow 2, i couldn't believe what i was seeing. How was it possible? How could this game be the sequel of one of my favourite games? How could it have been done by Epic?

Lanzor, chainsaw, smokes, ... The kingdom of noobs.

Where was this amazing shotgun? Ok, i hoped the Gow 1 hoster problem would be fixed...

[Cubanmanfromhell]

your english bad.

[chupalol360]

I suppose my english is bad because i'm french.

And when i've written this comment i was actually playing Gow 2 at the same time.

[carpathianforrest]

no your english IS bad.

[JermTheWorm26]

This video is truth.

The game is broken. Everyone uses the standby button now. No other online game has problems this severe.

[shinehouse]

this is by far the best youtube video ive seen in my entire life.

[Jayjacko8]

What does the subtitles say both call of duty games? are people unaware that both means two, whereas there are 5 call of duty games.. well more if you count the ps2 versions (all thought they aint proper call of duty games)

[aapinator]

ps2 and gamecube (and xbox?) version that is

[Kaykwalk]

he means Cod4 and Cod5 probably

[HotDogginJNR]

ha ha that was amazingly funny i watched it over and over again

[thero1234]

This is so damn fun i read all the hate comments towards the game its so damn fun to listen to the Kids. Gow2 is a good game any who means the opposite should just go cry in their little corner. i bet i'll get hundreds of hate comments now but seriously you guys are a bunch of sad and patethic kids. making vids just cause you got banned from a forum thats fuckin' patethic. Really.. anyone who responds with a Hate comment from now should know this.. Now Go back to the Emo Corner and cry Kthxbb

[pacificguitarist]

Haha!

[shockwavecrisis]

lol its true the bots can't kill. One time it took a hour for them to kill each other

[redmage13]

Cliffy B should have them tighten up the graphics on level 3.

[fenerlileredayayan]

hitler was gay...and first emo :D