Bush Forced to Save his Email! Gnooze 11.13.07

[claytonvon]

poor lil sun bear.

[GRANDIZER101]

ur hot

[johncattermole]

not good, not funny

[FrederikSOlesen]

I loved how you put the "cover up information" in the middle, nicely hidden away! XD

Five shreds o' recycled documents to ye! (... I've watched too much Mark Day. Sorry.)

[sandyib3ll]

I like your glasses! You look ever smarter with 'em on

Keep up the good job

[BettaScream]

LOL I like your little song at the end. :) You're adorable!

[cholotara]

Thoroughly enjoyed it!

[MBRHIndustries]

haha, sun bear.

[mbarthel05]

first time i seen a video from you. i think your just peachy~ the voices, lol

[larriveeom2]

you are so cool ! 5 stars

[giLuverBoy]

Our republic is a plutocracy that misleads the masses into thinking a democracy exists when the elections are fraudulent, the people are deceived by mockingbird mass media and threatened into compliance by armed authorities who tax the people while calling it security, similar to protection given by organized crime and local gangs using extortion. 67-879548-7879-789589

[ReppaBlicken]

So which are you, Republican or Democrat?

[SeizureChords]

I enjoyed the song,Love Your work !

[falconwings1982]

Pizza...lol. Do you have access to classified information there ;)?

[WannabeKiwiBoy]

lol nice song :)

[justplayman]

Hi Marta.

[Ramonalarockera]

love it!

[skutre]

Sun Bears and onions in raisin sauce.

A texas Bar B Q treat

[svanvolk]

Awe... that was a cute song! :-)

[scottfreitas]

Hehe Gnooze... no idea what your plans or intentions are, but if you don't go far due to these videos (assuming you keep it up), something is seriously out of whack in the cosmos... ;D

[gedlongbow]

I love your song lol... but on a more serious note, sunbears are my favorite bear... DONT DIEEEEEE

[wizardeal]

Marta!

[gnooze]

Wiz!

[gitarzero2]

Could you explane the presidental email and the document thing again? I didn't quite(SP) get what you ment. Or link me to it.

[gnooze]

U.S. District Judge Henry Kennedy ordered the White House to keep copies of its e-mail - after an ethics advocacy group said the White House has deleted millions of messages.

[gitarzero2]

sweet. Now I have something to say in geography class.

[MattVnation]

Cool Vid!

5 Stars!!

-MVN

[gnooze]

Thanks MVN!!!

[Oxygum]

loved the sun bear. It was an uncanny impersonation

[gnooze]

You know sun bears personally? ;)

[GhettoStarr23]

gnooze worth watching

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[ShatterYourIndra]

Haha, the bear was the best.

[gnooze]

:D I like doing inane animal impressions.

[ShatterYourIndra]

Haha, oh yes. I know, I remember the dinosaurs! =]

[XSTwilight]

another awesome episode ^^

ty for the update XD

x

[gnooze]

Thanks for always watching and commenting Mo! :) :) :)

[saturateu]

ytayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[XSTwilight]

Something to put in your portfolio :P

"Hey i'm Marta Costello,I'm smart, gorgeous, I present Gnooze....I sing too" :D

I can't believe the white house didn't have to keep records of communications before now 0_0

Probably explains a LOT to do with "unexplicable" events that occur in the world :P

I'm not clear on Bhutto's history, but despite what she may have done in her term, Musharraf looks a fool with his martial law.

[iniksbane]

That totally rocked. - Um, yeah don't listen to those machines. Oh no those aren't shredders. Oh whatever do you mean important documents - How come every major scandal involves shredding at some level.

[gnooze]

"What machines are you talking about? That's just the sound of charitable do-gooding."

[iniksbane]

"Yeah that's the ticket. No, no Mr. Special Prosecutor, sir you really don't want to go into that supply closet. It's dusty and it'll mess up your nice Armani suit. Oh you mean that isn't an Armani suit. Well you know that could be fixed" :)

[rsecret65]

As always, You Rock! Love your channel!

[gnooze]

:D Hooray! Thanks for watching and commenting!

[halizzle]

This is one of my favorite gnooze episodes ever!!!!! THANK YOU!

[gnooze]

No, thank YOU!  Glad you liked it! :)

[shreddog2049]

hot, but not to bright...

[gnooze]

Really? Pot vs. kettle there, huh? Homonyms can be tricky for some people.

[shreddog2049]

I like homonyms better than corn.

[wasy35]

i think the bears are cute...an emails were funny...haha, you rock...

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I can't get enough of those bears myself. So photogenic! :)

[Kjazzinphx]

The Gnooze is my new Daily Show.

[gnooze]

Wowie wow wow. THANK YOU!

[livelifealwaystoo]

The "I was just recycling" bit was a keeper! We'll be seeing that in your "Marta Does 2007" special!

[gnooze]

Ooh! Good idea! End of the year recap show!

[HarleyDrider]

Good morning Marta!!! The last few seconds would have been the perfect time for...Hey Trauma!!! Can't blame me for trying!!!

Trauma.

[gnooze]

:D :D :D How 'bout now? HEY TRAUMA!

[HarleyDrider]

How can I say no to you?:)

Trauma

[TS175]

Saucey, informative, and funny! Kick ass show, as always!

[gnooze]

Wowie! Thanks!

[trevb38]

Yo, Mar-taaahh!! Each morning, the Gnooze brings a smile, Three minutes are very worthwhile, I'll shout with my voice, That when given the choice, My selection is Gnooze, not GREEN BILE! The last time I drank some green bile, I was sailing along down the Nile, "I'm thirsty," I said, "Pass the green stuff," I pled, And since then, I've been growing SENILE! Ubbadee-ubbadee-ubbadee (twitch, twitch), that's all folks!

[gnooze]

Ok.

Seriously.

You are an awesome limerick writer (lim-ricist?).

[mike8494]

Save the sun bear you look great in glasses and you are the Best Marta :-D Mike

[gnooze]

Hehehe, thanks Mike! I can't enough of those sun bear pictures myself. Too silly. :D

[bamboonation999]

You look hot with the glasses

[gnooze]

Thanks. That reassures me for when I get old and have to wear them. :)

[goobersayshey]

Awesome! Now I've got that little song in my head! IN fact, I am going to make today National "Speak like a Sun Bear day." As a medical professional wont my patient's be please when I come in and say stuff like "arrrrghh - now it's time to take YOUR gallbladder...arrrrgh..." la la la ' everything is 000-kay, because I'm siiiinginng (psst! Quick! Hand me the scalple).'

Marta - YOu're BETTER than beta-carotene! Have a great day!

[gnooze]

Ohmygoodness I can't stop laughing at this comment. Every time I read it, I crack up again.

[qiranger]

Marta, your bit on the e-mail order was awesome!

[gnooze]

Thanks qi!

[pyrrho314]

then later... "we totally shredded the originals by mistake, we thought they were duplicates"

[gnooze]

Whoops!

[Zarbod]

Marta, we need more of your singing. Best thing in the morning.

[gnooze]

Best thing in the morning is more sleep or a bloody mary if you ask me.

I'd sing every morning if I could sleep in and drink.

[Zarbod]

You can drink while sleeping in? Impressive multitasking.

[gnooze]

Easy.

Shuffle out of bed but don't allow yourself to wake up completely. Retrieve the bloody mary you mixed last night from the refrigerator. Trot back to bed. Alternately doze and sip your tasty beverage.

I've never actually done this, but now I might have to try it out.

[Larryk12308]

Prez Chaney and the pretend prez from Crawford

don't need to put anyone under house arrest

They just tell all their robot clone mindsuckers on talk radio to continue to put the person down until they loose all credibility w/ the public

If that doesn't work there's always tsazing : )

[TankCarl]

Dn't Taze me,Bro!

[cv1122]

loved the impression of the sun bear the most...."don't poach me"....5 stars Marta!

Would love to see your an impression of recent media coverage of presidential candidates.

[gnooze]

I'm watching them... waiting for a real headline grabber.

Maybe I'll do a political special edition...

[MartyChinman]

Pepperoni!

[gnooze]

Yum! Fatty Italian cured meat! Add some blue cheese and crackers and you're good to go.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

I only wish when you put the glasses on,that they had some tape on the bridge.You would have been too cute for words. It tugged on our collective heartstrings about the poor honey bears.What a problem.Where will we store honey in now,if there won't be those cute plastic bear shaped botles to hold.....uh,OOOps never mind

[gnooze]

Hi Blargal! Aren't those sun bears a riot?

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

Actually I think a group of Sunbears would be called a freshet.A riot might be a group of uruly Democrapublicans.

[gnooze]

You are so right.

[100and1000s]

Are you married... interested?

[Larryk12308]

Yes it's good to be back after resolving an issue w/ our ISP. (DOH!)

That meant no gnooze, no Zarbod, no vlogbrothers

no nerdfighter replies

no democracy now no activist updates

WHAT A REVOLTIN' DEVELOPMENT!!!

[Zarbod]

Larry, No Zarbod and No Marta? That is terrible!

[gnooze]

A world without us? Perish the thought! :)

[gnooze]

EEP!

[conspiracy777]

You DO realize that you're totally nuts right?

DON'T EVER STOP DOING THE GNOOZE! I'm addicted to this craziness!

[gnooze]

I am crazy nuts. It's true. Although I prefer to be called "zany." More endearing. :) Thanks for watching and commenting!

[Northern5tar]

Ten thousand pieces of pepperoni, yep thats allot. Ten thousand hairbrushes(hairbrushes??), no argument here, thats a bunch by any standard. But ten thousand dollars? Yeah, Canadian dollars perhaps. ;)

Nice song. Bit short, but very cute! ♥♥♥

[gnooze]

Thank you!

Ten thousand dollars not that much on paper, but if you were holding it in your hands...

[johnnymoondog]

Loved this show !

The glasses are a great prop and the song at the end was cool !

[gnooze]

:D Thank you! Glad you liked it!

[TheGiantRobot]

Was it Chevy Chase who used to say... and you're not.

[gnooze]

Yup yup.

[gavnila]

always happy :)

[gnooze]

What's the point if you're just gonna be bummed all the time? :)

[GerrardtheGrimmNo1]

lord better watch out before peeta or how ever you spell it I dont care, jumps on it....Whoops Too late. Ah darn..

[gnooze]

What about PETA? I called attention to the fact that they're endangered. I would think PETA would like that.

[FiremanMajor]

PETA? Oh...yeah...People Eating Tasty Animals

[scottfreitas]

Marta's having another good air day. :D

I still can't help but think she is a shoe-in for "Saturday Night Live", or something...

Marta, you a not ready for prime time player? ;D

[gnooze]

"Good air day..." Nice!

If you knew how much I love love love SNL, you would know that this is the kind of compliment that just blows me away. So thank you. Too nice.

[Bubba186]

loved the little song at the end...

[gnooze]

:) Thank you. I wrote it right there, on the spot.

[tribble666]

You shine :)

[gnooze]

Thank you very much. :)

[AlterEgoTrip]

Awe that was great.. and the pictures of that sunbear were nice too.. you did use this funny show to bring up some important things, comedy is occasionally like activism.. and you do a wonderful job of it.. thanks so much!

[gnooze]

Holy crap I love sun bears now. They are freakin' ridiculous, right?

Thanks for the nice comment!

[nocafeine]

marta how do you always manage to put a cheerful spin on everything? I dig the gnooze. you're great at what you do marta!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I try to have fun with it! :)

[Dog480]

Nobody will be able to decypher Dubya's writing anyway.

[Organjic]

Wait a tic, he can write?

[GaiashKetoji]

Who knew?

[Blargaldalien]

The Gnooze gnew

[GaiashKetoji]

Thats because Marta knows everything.

[TankCarl]

All Hail Marta the Mighty!

[gnooze]

Ack! The pressure! :)

[gnooze]

I do not know quantum physics.

[gnooze]

Grammar and syntax? Or penmanship?

[GaiashKetoji]

Or his typing.

"ppl ov amerca it now illgal to b frech"