@sparecactus ''Our supply of shit has been cut-off! Mr.Data signal the fleet to retreat. Mr.Crusher set a course for starbase 312 and engage at warp 9. After you're done with that, tell your mother to get to my ready room and go jump in the warp core."
@MultiBduncan well first of all this isn't the first star trek, it's the next generation. And second of all, whenever anyone says they're going to make a franchise "less boring," it means it's going to suck dick. I bet you liked the new star trek movie, and the new star wars movies too. People today don't have the attention span for a genius show like TNG.
his disease was activated by there cold shit, then we drop shit, riker is ordered to shit, and we recieve no shit and ...dianna said "he would not be upset to fuck".
@Freddran He stores himself in a closet. Kinda like the people who would walk onto the bridge of the Enterprise to take over a main characters job: "Worf, you're with me." - "Aye, sir." - Worf gets up, 1 second later a random is hopping in his seat.
Picard: "RIKER!" (pause) "S***"
TheNewSonikkuAmerica 2 months ago
Geordi: "We drop shit" - Picard: "Make it so !"
indyany1 2 months ago 2
I know. We go to shit. That's the plan.
ZeroPermission 2 months ago
Receiving no shit seems like the way you'd want things to be.
aluisious 2 months ago
he would not be upset to .. fuck. *Jonathan big eyes* haha
73Stargazer 2 months ago
20 people grew up on a fuck
Restayvien 2 months ago 3
denise crosby is hot
aarshaar 2 months ago
0:07 riker ! ..... shit ...
bahrest2 3 months ago
"We are receiving no shit!"
sparecactus 3 months ago 2
@sparecactus ''Our supply of shit has been cut-off! Mr.Data signal the fleet to retreat. Mr.Crusher set a course for starbase 312 and engage at warp 9. After you're done with that, tell your mother to get to my ready room and go jump in the warp core."
simpsonfan13 3 months ago 4
Wow Riker without his beard looks so much like McCoy in that scene.
QuakeTotem 3 months ago 2
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he would not be upset to fuck.
coma9 3 months ago
Keep pressing 8, I lol'd sooo much at rikers face. o_0
SD171 3 months ago
"Ohh, I see where you're goin'! We drop shit....!"
viperhalberd 3 months ago 2
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I'll be pissed too if I grew up in a "Whoohoo"
iCuMlOuD 3 months ago
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iCuMlOuD 3 months ago
Tasha was so fucking hot~ I can't believe she walked from the show.
strikerk 3 months ago
@strikerk I can, if you look at S2E1 and look at the huge directing fail that was the 2nd season.
linkingisnonsense 3 months ago
@strikerk she regreated it later, at lest thats wat i read on her wiki page
matzpimp 3 months ago
0:18 dramatic Riker
xTHExQx 3 months ago 3
Data i groo up on a "coocoo"!
Gamereviewer38 3 months ago
We drop Sh*t!
zachr121 3 months ago
Damn. Picard also drops the "f" bomb too!
mtmoore31 4 months ago
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Rikers face is the best. What a great actor and comedian... lol
classicpauly 4 months ago
Rikers face is the best. What a great actor and comedian... lol
classicpauly 4 months ago
Damn when Patrick Stewart swears it's still better than a lesser orator reading The Scottish Play.
CameraShyLimited 4 months ago 8
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Marina.... You kiss your mother with that mouth LOL
GeneralG1810 4 months ago
0:21 Jonathan Frakes as the Dramatic Prairie Dog.
leftyliz140 4 months ago 24
@leftyliz140
Someone has GOT to make that happen! XD
EVAUnit4A 4 months ago
Press 2 "Ice"
susah135 4 months ago
Sexy to hear the councilor say the F word!
wickedslickpics 4 months ago 4
Tasha grew up in a cumfuck.
evrbody 4 months ago
LOL rikers face at 0:22
woozleification 4 months ago 2
The Enterprise D crew, activating cold shit, dropping shit, reciving shit and wouldn't be upset to fuck!
Bartman954 4 months ago 9
I'd love to see a blind black man drop shit.
jedispy 4 months ago
"Ohhh, I see where you're going! We drop shit!"
"We are receiving no shit."
"He would not be upset to fuck"
SquishyYabor 4 months ago 2
0:20 Riker: OH NO SHE DIDN'T!
Kaagh178 4 months ago 4
LMAO OMG this is so funny.
DonnyWinter 4 months ago
:21 Hahaha!! HAHAHA!
I can die now.
paulslefthand 4 months ago
LOLOLoOlolOlololooLLL!!! @ 0:20
masterfistlord 5 months ago
RIKER....SHIT!
ViperRob42 5 months ago
Jonathan Frakes' face at 0:21 just makes this video...
ben091294 5 months ago 43
@ben091294 That's cause he heard "I would not be upset to...fuck..." The OH REALLY moment kicked in...
Spikescalling 5 months ago 3
@ben091294 in addition to that I find it hilarious that its Tasha and Troi that say "fuck" while all the guys plus Crusher say "shit" xDDDD
krimzonknight 2 months ago
"We drop....shit"
horaciosi 5 months ago 3
:-)
zipsrule 5 months ago
Worf was the funniest, because Worf is not even really Michael Dorn's real voice (as evidenced by this).
kmg4 5 months ago
press 3, 4 then 6
joe89nufc 5 months ago
lol @ Riker
Jacktoga 5 months ago
Riker = O_O
DeadlyNightShade60 5 months ago
I wonder, what would it have been like if the role of Captain Picard was played by Gilbert Godfrey...
MalevolentSentience 5 months ago
@MalevolentSentience Then Star Trek would have been the greatest sci-fi/comedy on Earth xD
haltrman93 5 months ago
Riker's face=priceless!!!
magykal101 5 months ago
LOL,I love the look on John/riker's face there.
Dunes 5 months ago
The woman in the last clip sounded like a clock bird.
svanurorn 5 months ago 3
lol riker
ProSitu 5 months ago
all dislikes are recieving no shit
kellyberry 5 months ago
Look at Riker's FACE!!!!!! 00:20.
Okamidachisan 5 months ago
RIKAH- Shiet.
Triffgits 5 months ago
"We are recieving no shit."
"You wouldn't be upset to fuck."
"Data, I grew up on a com fuck."
schorchguy 5 months ago
Everyones says shit but Tasha broke it by giving a fuck
queencolondarkwing 5 months ago
press 3 and 6 repeatedly for stereo shit!
TheRhinehart86 5 months ago
0:21 LOL keep pressing 8 it looks funny :L
Superapocolypto 6 months ago
@Superapocolypto troi blowjob at 1 click per second.
LukaTheMaster 6 months ago
0:21 LOL
Superapocolypto 6 months ago
Ohh i se where are we going we drop shit on them and dont give them toilet paper
gygasync 6 months ago
"We are receiving no.....shit" xD
JonponsVids10 6 months ago
Thumbs up at the end you heard the coo coo clock!
YasakaniX13 6 months ago
0:17 I wouldn't be upset to fuck either!!!
ZachValkyrie 6 months ago 2
Lavar Burton said shit! LOL
hiswork2009 6 months ago
Worf: We are recieving no shit.
thegamerman7 6 months ago
We are receiving no...shit!
Jetli390 6 months ago
need yo put rikers face to sulu's "oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyy!"
torchwoodstl 7 months ago
Its quite amusing that the men use the Sh**t word and the women the Fu** word,,,,I would ve thought its the other way around
brockpierce1984 7 months ago
potty mouths....lol
DaDaDaaaa4 7 months ago
Can't see shit, Captain!
ftolmsteen 7 months ago
Riker's reaction caught me completely offguard
Balian49 7 months ago
0:20 Dramatic Riker
milesbennettdyson 7 months ago 3
I see where you're going, we need to drop shit!
mmmmmarcus 7 months ago
"We are recieving no shit"
Juggylocko 8 months ago 75
@Juggylocko that line cracked me up ninja
mcdrunkin 7 months ago
RIKER!........ SHIT.
DannyEastes 8 months ago 2
I wouldn't be upset to f--- Troi.
Violator37 8 months ago
Press 8 for Dramatic Riker!
SR71Gaming 8 months ago
I want to see Data curse. That wuld be funy.
dmed312 8 months ago
@dmed312 search youtube for "star trek data oh"
jimbobago 8 months ago
@jimbobago That doesn't count. That is part of the movie.
dmed312 8 months ago
@dmed312 Star Trek: Nemesis.
Saerain 7 months ago
i dont like the first startrek its sooooooooooo boring i like voyager
MultiBduncan 8 months ago
@MultiBduncan well first of all this isn't the first star trek, it's the next generation. And second of all, whenever anyone says they're going to make a franchise "less boring," it means it's going to suck dick. I bet you liked the new star trek movie, and the new star wars movies too. People today don't have the attention span for a genius show like TNG.
TheBackOfTheBoat 8 months ago
Dramatic Ryker
ArekkuTrax 8 months ago 3
Only Patrick Stewart can make "Sh!t" sound dignified. :D
JoshGrobansLady 8 months ago 4
I mirrored Riker's face when I heard Sirtis say 'fuck'. It's surreal.
Pfisiar22 9 months ago
18 people dropped a shit
zrice03 9 months ago
The look on worfs face when he heard Picard cuss.
Goofyk1d 9 months ago
Worf: "We are receiving no shit" Classic!
McTopaz 9 months ago 2
Aw man. Rikers face at :20
Always kills me.
BobbyTubes 9 months ago
"We drop....SHIT !"
Not long after a shipment of feces ended up on the unsuspecting population on the planet below the ship.
The question of toilets almost solved XD
WildBuck007 9 months ago
@WildBuck007 Let me state my theory this way: ever wonder where they get the material for replicating food and other things? :)
mustanghockey10 8 months ago
@mustanghockey10
Water World pump filters for the urine at least XD
"Tea. Earl grey. Hot. ......*gags and spits* JESUS THIS TASTES LIKE PISS !! 0_0"
WildBuck007 8 months ago
@mustanghockey10: I believe that the replicators make food by converting energy to matter, sort of like a transporter.
PivotStarWars96 7 months ago
I always miss Tasha's line cos I'm still laughing at Riker's face.
Olympyia 9 months ago
Troi drops an 'F' bomb! Priceless!
Violator37 9 months ago
I see where you're going - we drop... shit. :D
Freddran 9 months ago
Lol Deanna. F*ck (Riker) whoa...
SadiChanMagellan123 10 months ago
1:12 I wish that was from a real episode. It would be hilarious if Picard actually lost his cool like that and swore at people.
SmileyMe2011 10 months ago
RIKA!?!?!??!? SHIT!
StarTrekkin94 10 months ago 3
Apparently she was implanted with a cuckoo clock where she grew up.
kollyfire 10 months ago
We are recieving no... shit!
builder396 10 months ago 3
Dramatic looking Riker!
UGOTNUKED 10 months ago 4
roush26- Hilarious!!!!
Android3008 10 months ago
"Aaahh, I see where youre going, we're going to drop shit!"
XD
OmegaDude22 10 months ago
we a reciving no eh shit
firael88 10 months ago
Funny, Worf, with all that prune juice you drink you should definitely be recieving shit!
Amar7605 10 months ago 2
Riker's look at 0:22 is priceless!
don312000 11 months ago
Really puts things in a different perspective when you see a Klingon say "shit."
Violator37 11 months ago
Press 6!
eeepictures 11 months ago
hit 3 consintently=shit-Riker Shit-Riker
StelarCF 11 months ago
Hold down *8*.....lolololololol
riptorn311 11 months ago
@riptorn311 The eyes!!! >_<
rkmugen 11 months ago
Hearing Patrick Stewart say "shit" just sounds so surreal.
ZKY2 11 months ago 41
@ZKY2 It's like hearing Elton John say 'Nice Tits'
Lukergamer 5 months ago 6
@ZKY2 watch?v=SjpObUPEJpg&list=FL7sklufUyetAzc5-068EnBA&index=39&feature=plpp
HighPriestofLemuria 4 months ago
doesn't riker have a beard in the show?
xanazumaki2 1 year ago
@xanazumaki2
First season he didn't.
Draknfyre 1 year ago
hit 3 slowly = Geordi's Shit!
hit 5 fairly fast = Picard jacks off Geordi
hit 6 consistently = Gotta love Worf's classic Shit
edelmar17 1 year ago
lol its funny watching this one everyone seems really lean and buff inc. picard compared to series 6 where I'm up to atm. :)
dwaynedibbly 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL I lol'd heaps when worf said shit.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
tailsfan13 1 year ago
my favorite has to be jonathan frake's face when marina drops the Fbomb...i laugh every time!
rentorules 1 year ago
the look on rikers face is comedy gold haha
scorpirus 1 year ago
actress who plays deanna troi totally said the "f" word!!
unnatural6edq 1 year ago
his disease was activated by there cold shit, then we drop shit, riker is ordered to shit, and we recieve no shit and ...dianna said "he would not be upset to fuck".
chris5701 1 year ago 3
0:20 lol Rikers face HAHAHAH
Purpletwilightgirl 1 year ago
we drop shit ^^ we're receiving no shit HAHAHA
75hilmar 1 year ago
Patrick Stewart: Making cursing sound dignified since 1940.
JoshGrobansLady 1 year ago 6
we are detecting no ... shit =)) hilarious
Hypermetallic 1 year ago
Dramatic Riker!
DarkRw1995 1 year ago
lol worf
Maxster9947 1 year ago
Wait... They got Beverly saying the F word and then they made a "HOO HOO" censor on the last one?
JackBond1234 1 year ago
dId the reading rainbow guy just say shit?
rubiomasgrande 1 year ago 4
Riker's look was hilarious when Diana swore
Jasmin30377 1 year ago 24
What is shit in Klingon?
Bungle2000000000 1 year ago 3
Epic win.
TheLegolasguy 1 year ago
Hey Worf, how much shit are we receiving?
markthewhalekiller 1 year ago 7
Picard swore in character! That's fucking awesome
chessdawgz 1 year ago 8
LOL Rikers face gets me everytime!
Holodiction 1 year ago 156
@Holodiction Priceless!
tugatomsk 5 months ago
the USS Enterprise: lots of shits, no toilets.....
raverdeath100 1 year ago 54
@raverdeath100 They transport it right away into space. What do you think O'brian does whole day besides away team translocating? :)
Freddran 7 months ago
@Freddran He stores himself in a closet. Kinda like the people who would walk onto the bridge of the Enterprise to take over a main characters job: "Worf, you're with me." - "Aye, sir." - Worf gets up, 1 second later a random is hopping in his seat.
ph33x 7 months ago
@ph33x Well there are work shifts just like in real world....
Freddran 6 months ago
You didn't grasp my point. But that's ok, I don't care. :)
ph33x 6 months ago
@ph33x then I wonder if anyone did...
Freddran 6 months ago
@raverdeath100 indeed! but what riker see when he went to the toilet in the readyroom? captains LOG! lol
bigabs18281 5 months ago
Picked I hate this iPhone
twofacean 1 year ago
Dude. I think ur childehood died when u pocked the screnname eatdeadbunnys
twofacean 1 year ago
My childhood died when LeVar Burton said shit D:
eatdeadbunnies 1 year ago
O_O THE FACE
DeadlyNightShade60 1 year ago
This was funnier than I thought it would be! It's not every day Capt. Picard says 'sh*t'.
logiclovr 1 year ago
we are receiving no shit LOL
U91H3D 1 year ago
@U91H3D Damn right, the Enterprise doesn't take shit from nobody!
edusuntrebor 4 months ago
LOL! XD
hypnodance 1 year ago
Apparently whatever this is was probably activated by the cold shit.
KdogPrime 1 year ago
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KdogPrime 1 year ago
We are receiving no shit.
TheGzeus 1 year ago 5
xD worfs line is still the best:
"we are receiving no...shit"
it's equally as funny as data's "shit" or "lifeform-song"
Shuyin360 1 year ago
Deanna: F**k
Will: *trauma face*
Oiyuki 1 year ago
" Oh..i see where your going. We drop...Shit"
robinzeehood 1 year ago 4
"We are receiving no shit." lol! Made my day!
footballbarcafan10 1 year ago 5
I love the look on Will's face when Deanna drops the F bomb!!!
GermanBrother93 1 year ago
LMAO!
-kid thunder
kibjohn 1 year ago
I wonder if the show was stressful and unhappy to work on? The original series bloopers made it look like a fun job.
misconduckt 1 year ago
"Riker! Shit!" xD
JoshGrobansLady 1 year ago 5
This is cool everyone saying shit but what would've been cool if they'd drop the f bomb
Kermitgroupie 1 year ago
@Kermitgroupie Listen carefully. You can clearly hear Marina Sirtis breathe the F-bomb and I suspect that's what Denise Crosby said, too.
BloodofPatriots 1 year ago
@BloodofPatriots your right these babes did drop the f-bomb
Kermitgroupie 1 year ago 3
RIKER!!...shit.
startrekmakesmehappy 1 year ago 4
I loved hearing Worf say "Shit!"
He really does that well.
I guess you'd better if you're playing a Klingon!!!
Musicisliberation 1 year ago 4
I wonder if Levar Burton ever had a moment like that on Reading Rainbow.
wethreestooges 1 year ago 9
"Ah I see where you're going, we drop...shit"
NightShadow1989 1 year ago 4
Diana; u wood not be upset to... Fuck
Just look at riker's actor's face
Hedgehogstudioss 1 year ago
Oh Geordie, always dropping shit.
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