The Tommy Wi-Show - Dead Rising 2

[gregarganda]

I clicked the like button to make the internet better.

[prango]

BASTAR!

[TheMechwar88]

Hi zombeh! 

[EXPLODA966]

all these haters never saw the room apparently

[Giok8]

You're tearing me apart zombeh!

[shrikechan]

'NONYOWNAWNYOWNO!!"

[shrikechan]

*sees woman with short hair*

"C'mon lesbian!" what an idiot 

[rockmegaxpto]

YAS YAS

[bigboss25262]

Man, i miss this shit. Plz, make more if u read this. ASAP

[sugarface88]

Tommy Olympics

[MrStuPidassle]

What the fuck does this guy smoke?

[shaizerbaizer657]

"aawwhr.. disabled person ahwra good one"

:D

[Mastamoose]

Eat your heart out, Justin Wong.

[sufferingminotaur]

HAPPY FEET? WOMBO COMBO?

OH OH OH OH

COME ON SANTA CLAUS, COME ON

THAT'S BRUTAL

[monkyspoff]

look at his hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[SovereignXI]

ohai alien

[spiderman5z]

a national treasure of... mexi...brazil...istan... or wherever the fuck he's from...

[dd33xy]

Put transcribe audio on you will laugh your ass off!

[MrJohnPlop]

OH YES YES YES OH VERY NICE YES YES OOH YES!!

[spaske26]

How *mini stroke* can I help you now?

[EmperorZander]

He'll kill them. He'll break every bone in their bodies!

[turboshagna]

I'm fed up with this game!

[kalikiter1]

The worst thing about the Tommy Wi=show is Tommy Wiseau

[MegaAdam1000]

The zombies are tearing him apart!

[SurvivalHorrorMaster]

I don't know why but first time I saw one of his videos I felt drowsy xD

[lemmonlime0]

I like how he calls every female character in the games he plays lesbians.

[zeemasses]

i think that would be to much of a pain to watch him play zelda

[theknightswhosayfrak]

I wonder how long it would take for him to beat Legend of Zelda?

[TheSuperCoolishOne]

Cool story alien, now how's your sexlife?

[theshellshock30]

I kill a dead things hahaha what a funny story mark

[YoYoErStUbBs]

I want him to play The Room the game on Newgrounds

[JackIsASexyMf]

Amazing

[Impulse9090]

Nostalgia Critic would be prou...wait....

[simplyblink182]

God those close-ups of TW are scary

[madashell1200]

Hey I think this is a game where Tommy could find his stride.

[bigboss25262]

Whoever came up with this concept is a genius.

[blazejames47]

As you are mai freyen

[BryceL24]

Turn off your computer monitors, and listen to 1:42 - 1:54

[MrCaligulablush]

2:35 That's really rural

[MrCaligulablush]

Press 4, best part of the whole video

[ArchnemesisX]

Click the 'like' button, and make an internet better.

[325982668]

turn on google's auto captions. i've only counted 5 words that were accurate, and i think they were on accident

[Oamanu]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[pikachu2050169]

This one was funny. :)

[lpgurlnj]

Is he retarded, intoxicated or both?

[thrillerman83]

@lpgurlnj He's a fucking genius. Ask Harvard.

[lpgurlnj]

@thrillerman83 Yeah, and I'm Sammy Davis, Jr. The thumbnail for the video shows how much he's trying to hold in a major diarrhea fart lmfao!

[TarenReyem]

Alien how I can hit a dude?

[AzikuFilmz]

BASTUR!

[gunninlinguist]

"Ah allen houw I kill theeemm?!"

With your weapon perhaps?

[awesomecam72]

4:58 He should put copyright on that laugh of his.

[ProImposter]

Oh HAI Alien.

[rezer011]

331 people are dead lesbians

[MrWilliams001i]

Ultimate marvel vs capcom 3

[Ecksphyre]

Tommy Wiseau sees dead people. And then he kills them.

[aczumel]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART ZOMBIE!

[MrWiskytangofoxtrot]

I need the theme song as my ringtone

[WhatADreeam]

0:30 "How can I help you now?" Wiseau working at Costco?

[MrIHunter1]

Tommy looks high off his ass! maybe he DOES believe he is abducted by alien...no, his acting would be much better. But yeah, these are freaking funny

[SchweitzerMan]

Does this guy have a learning disability or not?

[wesker100000000]

@SchweitzerMan

Hey I've got a learning disabilitiy and take offense to that, god knows what's wrong with wiseau (no one really knows) but yeah he's nothing like someone with a learning disability, we're not stupid, act like that etc.

[SchweitzerMan]

@wesker100000000 Sorry, didn't mean to offend you. But I know that people with learns disabilities aren't as stupid as Wisseau

[wesker100000000]

@SchweitzerMan

Np, and it's complete opposite for people with learning difficulties, people with learning disabilities (aspergers) are above average intelligence and really like to be creative and we aren't stupid and no worries.

[Pestcontrol69]

4:59... why did he chuckle, there was no reason for him to chuckle.

[Pestcontrol69]

0:56 i don't think anyone trusts that face.

[iJustifyFateRS]

2:57  he is level 9.... 3:10 he is level 8 again... xD

[TheOfficeNinja]

I don't think Tommy knows how to use the other joy stick....

[Kaweebo]

How exactly is Tommy the videogame warrior of our generation again?

[TheWiidrawer]

@Kaweebo everyone else is too busy playing Cod ._.

[MrMurdoom]

@Kaweebo

i think it's be cause he's the EXPERT at bad gaming.

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

@Kaweebo Because he's fucking L33T. Look at that shit, he's KILLING those zombies.

[siralucard19]

Good morning my ass! Its night over here!

[TheDJ757]

@cheezdoodle96 Yes.

[shrugo12]

@cheezdoodle96 See 1:41 for your answer

[cheezdoodle96]

@shrugo12 What do you mean? By the way, I found out that it was him, so I have removed my comment.

[shrugo12]

@cheezdoodle96 He says yes, in answer to your question.

[cheezdoodle96]

@shrugo12 Oh, ok =)

[JaxGraphix]

You interrupt my birthday party to make me come acid???

[BiGJoEMo]

"It's good to see you ay-agAAiinnn" Tommy's Kirmit the Frog impression. haaa YOUR THE BEST T-DOBYUUUUUUUU!

[YouNeedMeJackie]

I wish I could have seen Tommy fight Snowflake.

[pgf95]

this is Tommy giving a fuck.

[thermonucleargbear]

wow you really showed that wheelchair

[HawK047]

You interrupt my burthday party to make me cum aanser dat question?

[GoldenCenturion]

I'd like to see him play Superman 64

[dillon564]

@GoldenCenturion

alien:fly through the rings tw

tw:WHY THERE SO MUCH RING

[GoldenCenturion]

@dillon564 YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LEX LUTHOR

[xterror666x]

Its funny cause her has 1000 kills, but he still doesnt know how to play.

[symbiote111]

Battlefield 3.

[KartRacer720]

He should play Uncharted 3.

[wesker100000000]

@KartRacer720

He could but it was tearing him apart and betrayed him :P.

[CaptainMorganThe3rd]

"Too much bread."

I think I'm gonna go lie down...

[TheSpencePo]

@DCMAC12 add in the santa claus and the disabled person line and you got it right.

[icarusfliesonthesun]

"since i don't completely trust your face..."

i died a little.

[Blacklemon67a]

maybe tommy plays on inverted and that's why he's having so much trouble

[Imbrcil1]

noooooooooooooo pleeeeeeeeeease all but Resident Evil pleeeaaaaseeeeee T_T

[HellgateCA]

"aughhhhh disabled person" lmao

[Zombiesavage100]

Tommy thinks he is abducted but they knock him out and put him in a base ment full of futuristic stuff.

[emoguy130]

He's getting better!!!

[CommanderOfTheSun]

This is not enough golds...you are tearin' me apart, Alien!

[Fendertastic]

"I like there"

[slapdaddy1234]

loving this show!!!!

[rigat0nypresents]

RESIDENT EVIL, PLEASE!!!

My life would be complete.

[neoa30]

tommys going to break that controller soon he mashes those buttons hard

[SSCode09]

How about Splatterhouse?

[VoltismProductions]

no one cares. especially everyone.

[BuriedTreasure255]

4:52 - 5:01, why do I have this feeling that Tommy wrote that part?

[aspinall2k8]

Where the fuck is Tommy from!?

[JPH1138]

It's weird to see that Tommy talks the same he writes...

[MrProgrock]

"Uuuugggh... A disabled person..."

[DCMAC12]

Close your eyes at 1:41 until 2:21 and listen to Tommy Wiseau in a porno.

[SuperTabz]

@DCMAC12 - Oh man that's freakin' HILARIOUS!...

[jtanton10]

@DCMAC12 Don't you mean The Room?

[ImaginaryRoses]

@DCMAC12 :')

[Silverone43]

@DCMAC12 OMG I DIED!

[BadWolf582]

@DCMAC12 Watch the sex scene from The Room while listening to this bit.

[MognarMokasin]

@DCMAC12 Santa Claus porn

[rockerhead247]

@MognarMokasin And disabled porn? And chubby lesbians.

[ItsJustAlexL]

@DCMAC12 haha i kept my eyes closed after 2:21 and the porn started to get kinda weird

[chemicalXbride]

"BASTER!"

[Otaku4Ever92]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART !!!!!

[astrophysics1997]

I almost thought he'd actually play this one like a boss.

[peteagassi]

THIS SHOW IS LIKE CRACK!

[peteagassi]

WHERE THE FUCK IS EPISODE 5?! 

[sfighter991]

Tommy Wiseau, Lord of Killing Dead Things, Rad.

[TheAdam1995]

Tommy Wiseau fighting zombies... wow.

What's next?,

The Guardians of Ga'Hoole Meet Dracula?.

[peteagassi]

"Aaaughghhhhwww! To save a person..."

[peteagassi]

@peteagassi "Aaaughghhhwww! Disabled person..." Sorry. I have a little trouble deciphering TW's English.

[peteagassi]

TEE DOUBLE-YOU!!!

[TulioRamirez]

Thumbs up if you like to see TW playing Portal 2 in co-op mode with Alien XD

[ToastedAndSpongy]

Can someone tell me what the F is up with this guy? Is he on drugs? Does he have a brain damage?

[zgcentrs]

''Make an Internet better''

QUOTE OF THE YEAR, ALL YEARS.

[redrangers4ever]

Tommy: I'd hit it :P wow. He actually said that...

[teckwerks]

AHH NO! BASTUR! D:

[Elsteveo17Emo]

He kill all dead thing he see

[1996gameking]

wow he killed 1124 zombies in 3:33 minutes HAHA

[Alein362]

Play assassins creed

[moviebuff3000]

YOUR TEARING ME APART ZOMBIES!!!

[KaijuEmpathy]

He should play Left 4 Dead 2

[moviebuff3000]

@KaijuEmpathy So everybody could betray him.

[peteagassi]

WHERE IS EPISODE 5, HUH, ALIEN? HUH!

[BattleMasterAzrael]

It amuses me that he has the same skill playing games as he does acting and making movies

[chincherrinas]

I think this show its boring but what saves it is Wiseau's natural charm

[samomac]

WTF is this cunt on?

[fokjoe]

@samomac what isn't he on?

[MrPeteyMax]

That alien is one snazzy son of a gun. I really like his v-neck.

[TheMentalLizzard]

This episode made me laugh very hard. This is defiantly the funniest one yet.

[Shadowdancer21b]

I like it when TW trash talks, for one.

[CasualGarbage]

Tommy is so bad at video games, its depressing

[AwayToSlay]

:D

[FooFighterFix]

From 1:30 to 3:08 , close your eyes and just listen. It sounds like a sex scene that just gets weirder, and weirder.

[Fooksalt]

Oh Tommy

[TheCDVigil]

Make him play Dark Souls!

[ewanjf]

4:00 He gets down to 2 squares of health. 4:19 health up to 6 squares. What!?

[calindseyus]

@ewanjf

He's

not

playing

[runescapedude47]

@calindseyus Yes he is.

[TheConcreteBalloon]

@ewanjf most likely different timed scenes, or hes not playing.. it doesnt really matter

[AbeChang2]

I don't like that... I begin like you as... as a... as you are my friend...

[Janannne]

notice the bandaid on his thumb?

[Buzzoro]

Isn't Tommy a bit of a zombie himself?

[Poowee117]

@Buzzoro he's the Blade of zombies

[SotDStudios247]

@Buzzoro LOL. Hey, at least he showed some emotion here! Gotta give him that!

[sdfdogjedi100]

click like button to make internet better lol

[jb03hf]

you inter-uup my birthday party to have me...cum answer that ques-ion

[niall987]

*facepalm* this is not the tommy wiseau i love... this is ridiculous...

[YoMummaSucks]

weird cunt...

[KrushFukk]

His "skills" with gamepads gradually increase. It's a slow burn but it will eventually get better. But he has to do something about his clawhands. He holds the ps3-pad like an eagle its prey. Someone should teach him the basics of how to use a gamepad and navigating in a 3D space. Maybe they should try some kinect games as there is no gamepad needed. There was this stupid zombiegame - Night of Nightmares I think. That would suit him.

[Gabelogan69]

Fuck Brock LaBarde.... No one watches this show for the alien or your terrible writing... We need no concept, only Tommy Wiseau being himself. Tommy if you ever read these YOU WOULD HAVE A WAY MORE SUCCESSFUL SERIES INDEPENDENTLY!