The Girls of Facebook: Bitches Have Vaginas

[KRoNoXslazZ]

fucking love the vid!! its so true

[OrthodoxBrothersALB]

Buy a new face gollom

[tmstiger24]

00:50



[tmstiger24]

This guy is funny @ :50

[McKay931023]

I clicked on this hoping to see some hot girls, instead I instantly saw this weirdo and left before the video could even start. If you want to make a video where you talk, put the stuff that people clicked on the video for first then talk.

[likemusicnotcomments]

your alittle gay but your right. lolol

[mashinebenz]

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU!

[tiana917]

Hahaha! I think I love you! You're a funny-ass dude! That's so true!You remind me of a younger version of one of my friends.

[itzkolpi]

why did people dislike this?

[MysticalxxWolf]

Lol, when they take pics and the toilet is in the background. xD Im a girl and I don't do this it's disturbing lol.

[MaddeyK]

for real though i cant stand that shit !! if you liked this check out my first vlog "people over the internet who lie about themselves" im puttin em on blast! feedback much much appreciated!! --maddeyk

[pocketfullofrosees]

This guy loves cock in his mouth lol

[Ren090485]

@DayTimeJeff Assholes have dicks!! Simple!! :/

[ThemCoolTurts911]

I'm guessing ren09 is one of the attention whores?

[Ren090485]

@ThemCoolTurts911 Do you actually have a point? Or does it make you feel like a man to call a girl you dont know a 'whore'!!? :/

[Ren090485]

The girls that take pictures do it because they actually like the way that they look. That shouldnt be a crime and people can use fb however way they want. I didnt realise that you had some sort of dictatorship on it. And if you have such an issue why dont you delete these girls from your friend's list!! Problem solved!! :/

[DayTimeJeff]

@Ren090485 bitches have vaginas 

[CelerionDyner]

@DayTimeJeff I wanted to see how you'd take on this arguement,even though you did the correct way.Well it would be just funny lol

[SuperFlamingTomato]

@Ren090485 But they shouldn't like they way they look... they look trashy

I can guarantee if I liked wearing no clothes in public, or hitting random people, you would tell me not too because I would look and act like an ass. Same basic principal, he's doing you a favor, listen to him.

[ilovejackie808]

This guy read my mind

[HMLcoversAndSkate2]

your rad.

[TheDrunkenlord]

areeee choootiya bhenchod teri maka bhosada !!! gandu

[iiRAZZERii]

1 word new york ... facepalm

[markopavicic111]

thumbs up if you get here just because of the sexy picture

[larrycableguy47]

this is brilliant



[cocaosha89]

so sexist so good!

[EL1tEASsaSs1N]

Woww You really do look like Shamwow thumbs up if you agreee..

[FxHFilms]

press 6 for beatboxing

[Titus0RA]

i want to se the first one.

[oliball123]

dude you're awesome

[Spoolin9]

Where Da Bitches at ?

[LiamDuvallTV]

haha your the next Vince advertiser

[80smetalchild]

lolz this kid speaks the truth

[Troutster420]

yea this kid has a touch of the fag and the downs syndrome.

[Sexsexosexy]

If u like those things just add me in Facebook i am. Huevos en mi colita

And u Will see my vagina

[lordiieepwns]

i did this she stalked me down and thumped me :p

[taxoon]

I LOVEE YOUU DUDDEE HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[taxoon]

hhahahha I LOVEEE LOVEEE YOUU DUDEE

[Metalheadddddd]

The last ten seconds cracked me up

[Metalheadddddd]

The last 10 seconds cracked me up

[alexgreek78]

just lolitassss

[zoey70102]

lol funny , true bout most lasses .

[champtzm]

u fucking cunt stfu idiot nobody gives shit

[TheGreyFloatyBit]

@champtzm if you'd ever had a biology lesson you would realise that bitches do, in fact, have vaginas.

[crawling25]

vaginas have bitches

[tollahofrocknrolla]

True bro,true. I feel your pain!

[nrgshkl093]

ALL GIRLS ARE BITCHES!!! YAY.... WOOF!!

[MrArasht1]

this guy is good

[emperorsenshi]

new york is two words

btw bitches do indeed have vaginas

[recrad0]

Girls are sexist...they expect the men to do all the work and say how life is unfair and yet they do NOTHING! Plus they have vaginas.

[xoxobaby03]

idiot

[Fleetwind141]

Hey what would you do if bitches didn't have vagina's? Just sayin....O>O

[LordVicRattlehead]

Also the fish lip pose.....why?

[Darth814Vader]

After much deliberation, i have come to this conclusion: Girls are retarded, and they have vaginas.

[imikedillon]

Douche Bag

[JosePablo24]

U.U i feel like a looser getting a girlfriend..... .throught facebook! ...

[LucaSecretsundaze]

man work a lil bit more on this bullshit...u could really be a comedian !!!

[MichaelMacAdam]

man... what you said about girls and facebook are 100% true, it annoys the shit out of me too, thanks for putting it out there

[idkwhattonamemyself]

Honestly, I can't stand when people take pictures of themselves in the mirror. Especially since you have a mirror; why not turn the camera around and see what's in the shot instead of getting both the mirror and the camera in the picture and making yourself look retarded.

[khashayal2opeth]

:)))))))))))

[Imbleh666]

i feel your pain man

[mudthump1975]

boys have a penis and bitches have a vagina lmao

[Bite008]

Bitches have Vagina's

[kaoken1981]

This made me delete my facebook profile. Pretentious bitches...

[thewulfone]

I'am glad I do not have a face book account. Though I have been thinking about making one. Sounds like you are dancing through a minefield though. Fuck. Also here is another great one. Girls who post pictures of themselves, like ones you know they are fishing for compliment. Like pictures of thier tits. You say hey nice boobs and they say pervert. I mean when they point the camera at thier tits and post it...come on. LOL They suck. LOL

[cobhclaiho]

grossse crisss de tapette de fif

[cr7timp]

so true

[GRS504videos]

hahahahhaha so fucking true!

[blackseedsofvengance]

Whats with girls and loving to take pictures of them leaning towards the camera so their tits just hang there. Its like "look at me im an easy slut"

[theyshallcom]

titts or gtfo

[TheKRO91]

@DayTimeJeff

I know, right?!

[mortulu]

so today I was trying to tell a coworker about this hilarious video and especially the wonderful dialogue between EleseMarie and DayTimeJeff...

somehow, he didn´t get the point of it, so I was pissed, because he came up with the arrogant theory that only those can have such an opinion about the Facebook dolls, who can´t score with pretty girls.

[rodrigomindfreak]

get a girlfriend weird xD

[TonyCOBHC666]

nothings worse than the girls that have a thousand pics of her or her and her friends standing together with the mouths open and tongues out like there waiting for a dudes load, it looks dumb as fuck and makes me think nothing more than they want my D in there face

[axequestions]

What is it like to have never advanced past the Cro-Magnon stage of human evolution?

[yourskippy]

Dude theres one word that will make you shutup and change your mind...its called pussy

[ChromeTone1]

@yourskippy is that all that matters in life, is that what will make the world change, is that the thing that will save me from losing my job or my house, is that what will take me across the world to france, japan, london etc. will pussy save the economy, will how much pussy you got when you were a teen really matter when your 70, will it matter when you apply for a job, i think not! and if it is soooo good then why does it bring diseases and kids when you get it. good luck with this bro

[cugglester]

good video

[Anze491992]

haha this video is so true! xD

[Skatebanned1]

You hate vagina, dont you?

[FreddyPender]

Here's a thought... Show your face in the description of the video and watch your hits frop off. Like Ok.

[Ciklidas]

a s s face :D

[Wond3rballs]

Like... you know what I mean?

[xxreloverdanielxx]

shitface

[xxShadesOfRedxx]

WOW u really have summed up the girls on Facebook well

[rsy1228]

New York is two words...

[MoEDoLLaZ24]

lmfao well put well put haha

[BodomChildBreeder]

now.. hwe did i get on this??

[BodomChildBreeder]

wow!!! americans seem to have sense... shit sorry!!!!! (i know were english scum)

[dask8life]

finally someone says what we're all thinking! thank you

[cumminsdiesel866]

vaginas are nice but you have no room to talk you put a video about it on facebook that will teach them stupid girls way to go you showed them

[SHDWBROS]

Don't judge a youtube video by its thumbnail

[Evenisto]

Girls shouldnt be on facebook? Well considering youre from the USA, so-called land of equality, multicultural societies, women rights n shit, I have to admit the sentence was a little bit, uhm, wrong. But maybe its just me. Gotta say Im with you mate, though, as I see your point, which sometimes drives me crazy as well.

AH YE, XCUZZ MEH FO MAH ENGLISCH I IS NOT A NATIVEZZ.

[abdjfhskbdh]

LA

[SubDUbADub]

You're actually funny

[armysonacid]

sham wow 

[Moonshield15]

@armysonacid Dead on.

[IZZACACE]

You look weird but you prove alot of great points so you get tracker points and a sub

[fresh224ful]

lol funny.

[7333539RaIsEd]

AHAHAHA I'll admit, I have like one picture I took of myself of Facebook, and a couple mirror pics((: but I totally agree with what you're sayin... OH and I love your "pouty face" LMAO

[iondac]

will be god to make a facebook viewer ,no a joke video hahaha

[bboyrocco]

Those Bitches are dumb...<--- Obvious too

[ouija93]

die!

[pyschoogeee]

(°_•)

[MsAroddie]

hahaha. This is fantastic.

I'm not gonna lie though,

I definitely do some of that stuff.

[jthompsonzing]

hahahahaha that was absolutly hilarious man. Funniest video ive seen in ages. Isn't New York two words though????? Loved it, like it, suscribed it. keep on posting man.

[LetMyFeetsShuffel]

Für Gesichtskontrolle im Inet!

[mikeydinuzzo]

So very true Jeff! Hahaha you put it perfectly! Keeep up the good work! We all miss you in Fresno!!!

[lighterbuds]

Facebook is stupid. I will NEVER own an account.

I guess it's good for people that need meaning in life by posting their life, fact or fiction.

[00good0stylz00]

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[LeoMerveille]

Well said.

[homesliceman1]

New York would be a two word status haha but hey, I'm just an asshole lol I subscribed :)

[WeeziePup]

I hated your Bodom vid. Like. Clearly you know nothing about metal. But this one was pretty funny until you told me to write "bitches have vaginas" then it was like "Stfu, just stop now" But overall. Had some lols. Thanks.

[latinluis80]

pnchi vato enfadoso

[jbrantley95]

hey my girl takes good pics in the mirror gro up dumb ass

[LylaRIKI]

dude youre so right about the guys callin the girls a bitch then they say love you too! im like wtf!?

[therisaissoadjective]

@fingerboarder0011 ... what? No he isn't! Are you a bit.. like, mentally challenged? You're**

[uptownskaterboy]

i love ur vid its so true lol :)

[xp17d]

calou fdp

[mediumus81]

stupid video, man 

[jos21hockey]

you are really an idiot

[L2KSniping]

20 bitches with vaginas saw this video

[Mingleton]

"Bitches have vaginas.....which they do!!! I'm stating the obvious here. But....for some reason it's bad."

Yes, you said that.

[qaz121212]

hahahahaha 'raandumzz'. Fucking hell so true

[tropicana13579]

LOL. This Made My Day. *Ahem* Taking pictures are the highlights in girls day. The bathroom is our SANCTUARY. =]

[EleseMarie]

Exactly,were hot,so we take pics of ourselves. Nothing wrong with that!(:

[DayTimeJeff]

@EleseMarie bitches have vaginas

[jakoson7]

@DayTimeJeff ahahaha

[mrmindofgod]

stupid gay

[Cathain78]

@EleseMarie

Have you heard the tale of Narcissus?

[willpu]

@EleseMarie yeah there is ..when u over do it ..its called beinga shallow bitch!! are u one?

[Angelk1998]

i have a vagina and i post pix of my pets :PPP

[AshleyMustaine]

LOL this is very true. But, don't rant about this so much, your making yourself look gay lmao

[poisionarrowclean]

@AshleyMustaine ya females can never be criticized cuz if they do then the accuser is "gay"

[GepettoFreak]

Man! You speak the truth! I hate that shit as well >_>

[sasuke771]

so your a fag shut the fuck up no one gives a fuck wud u hav to we all noe bitches post stupid shit on facebook

[greesygeezy]

jeff for president

[TheMrawerq]

quite funny

[firelord9000]

Was your aunt born there? LOl

[bearcubproject]

you remind me of andy from the office, in a good way

[VViP30U7]

I love how people write these crazy deep wall posts and I'm thinking, wow this girl's smarter than I thought!

Than I find out it's lyrics from a stupid ass hip-hop song.

*sigh*

[misscharliechawke]

Bitch you look SO hot.

[pitriplex]

thats hilarious

[johnsoncody17]

Definitely my favorite video of yours.

After shamwow of course.

[colenbrak]

WOOWWW THUMBNAIL MUCH

[DayTimeJeff]

@colenbrak haha man ya

[XxRandomMichellexX]

Kind of sexist but it's SOOOO true! 

[DeathChipmunk]

So badly wanna link this video to several of my friends

Doubt it would go down well though :D

[1989samir]

0:35 :D

[adribe01]

fucking epic!

[JBME]

calling girls "skanks, bitches and retards" is noT nice or acceptable.

[adribe01]

@JBME in your world maby

[mitchqqqqqq]

sooo funny

[hyper316]

i didn't know "New York" was 1 word.

[mitchqqqqqq]

fb is for popularity whores, thats why i quit

[xyugi0007]

@mitchqqqqqq Facebook is to keep in touch with the people you know and make it easier to socialize with them. If the reason you quit is because there's scene girls with 50,000 friends then you were probably one of them or had no fucking friends. You're an idiot.

[mitchqqqqqq]

@xyugi0007 settle down. seriously.

[xyugi0007]

@mitchqqqqqq Nice manpurse, faggot.

[mitchqqqqqq]

@xyugi0007 WTF is wrong with you?

[EoghanDog]

@xyugi0007 ass hole

[IATEMARYSLAMB]

Jeff, u do have a point... but damn it, im one of those stupid fucking girls! lol I'd like for you to make a related video telling us stupid and predictable girls how we can change and be better for facebook. And hell, why not!?! Tell us how we can be better for everyday life... lol omg! hahaha please make this vid! im sure you can think of something out there and hilarious!! I dig this Vid!

[NYRangersgirl]

i agree jeff! hahha "oh no bitch your so hot" hahahahahahahah

[greesygeezy]

haha jeff you're fucking awesome!

[adam18822]

jesus this guys awesome. cracks me up every video.

[Slyvesta0k]

2 girls disliked this video.

[DayTimeJeff]

@Slyvesta0k ya i can scent their OMG BITAAZTCHH SO HAWT<3 comments