Halo 3 - Master Chief's Real Face

[Tamerman1000]

idiot

[WINGEDxBULLET]

Fuuuck what an ugly cunt

[alex234511]

que inrespeto a halo

[5amhal0man]

U r stupid its halo 1 not halo 3 and ur also stupid because that face is not the chiefs it's just ugly

[sinkoresto]

esa cara no es del CM es tu cara cabron

[darkar214]

eres un cabron esa es tu cara

[undeadgamer79]

$105 i have $200.000 y wood tahy give you money anyway

[hoxer12345]

lol

[ch13ft1mur]

He looks pretty cool.

[undeadgamer79]

i wood not kill him a i wood lose my job b i wood go to jail and c he made a joke

[Swholli]

@undeadgamer79 Oh yeah? The CIA? 

[04TherafF11]

did you know you have to be bald in the army?

[PaulSnipezz]

thatsa face not even a mother could love

[skylerdea]

you suck mastercheif would freakin get his helmet a smack you

[Swholli]

@skylerdea He would if he were real.

Too bad he isn't.

[DarkEvilDragonSlayer]

:(

wtf...



[TheNextGenoration1]

thats not master chies real face ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[dragonvidz7]

He He He.

[JustinSuhr4]

you're a fucking idiot stupid dick

[adam15050]

So fake!!!

[oliverespartan]

eso es falo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo

[TEAMINORITYSPOWNAGE]

105 dollars? Wow! That. is. such. a. tremendous. amount.. for being such a douchebag.

[Swholli]

@TEAMINORITYSPOWNAGE It is actually a lot considering I did nothing to obtain it other than have someone hate me.

It's pretty fulfilling, actually.

[dafranx]

Congratulations douchebag, you just got Darth Vader's lightsaber shoved up your ass.

[Ronnymaster2]

your an idiot.

[Swholli]

@Ronnymaster2 *you're

[Ronnymaster2]

@Swholli I'm in collage.

[Swholli]

@Ronnymaster2 Really? What is that?

Oh, now I myself am in college. Yes, college; with an e. Never heard of this collage thing.

[Ronnymaster2]

@Swholli LOL i'm in 3rd LOLOLOLOLOL!

[2Krazy4U8D]

@Swholli you're a real douchebag ya know that >:(

[Swholli]

@2Krazy4U8D It's not my fault he's in "college" and can't spell.

[vantango262]

Guy looks like he's got down syndrome.

[BecomingTyrant]

This kid is a BK

[FredB2332]

LOL, hope you enjoy the money :P

[starwarsfan234]

Master chief's stoner face

[JAIR8719]

FUCKING IDIOT

[Cool88M]

I WUZ ROTFL SO HARD

[Stumqa]

gay ass face man

[397leon]

hijo de

[JACKHRIPPER]

I actually laughed when i watched this

[star1999ish]

YOU ARE A SON OF A BITCH!!!11

[Grahamzer09]

@Swholli this is hilarious. I mean, I love halo but it's hilarious to see that the same people are falling for the same shit every time, lol.

[TheLegendaryRecon]

YOU FAIL YOU! YOUR SICK!

[iArePinkMoon]

screw you!!!!!!!!!!!!



[xXCoolguy232Xx]

this is what happens when justin beiber plays halo Master cheif goes demented

[Swholli]

@epicf15 Actually, they'd sue Youtube.

Besides, if there were any true legal problems with my video (which is a parody and only 19 seconds long) Youtube has to review their videos before they accept advertising. They said it was ok, and it'd be their asses on the line if legal troubles came about.

Besides, if Bungie were to ever be upset about my video, I'd take it down as soon as they asked and payed back the "massive amount of" 105 dollars I got.

[epicf15]

@Swholli sorry for thius. need to make my brother make his own account and not let mine stay online.

[YourMineCast]

@epicf15

And Bungie doesn't own Halo anymore.

[sonic2471]

XD.Great troll man perfect set up just funny.I ROTFL'd so many times

[TF141Afterburner]

chuck may have another fist in his beard instead of a chin, but master chief has a helmet, in a fucking helmet

[mpret70]

you sir are one hell of a troll master.....

[hardcorerdomfuck]

asshole

[hoboken19]

this is what happens when a pussy finds out about trolling. or when a faggot finds out he can't be punched on the internet.

[Swholli]

@hoboken19 Really? You'd really go so far as to punch a guy over something that only slightly annoys you? That's pretty immature of you, actually.

Grow up.

[taylor45ful]

@Swholli your a retard 

[Swholli]

@taylor45ful *you're

[JLXZ83]

@Swholli

OBVIOUSLY it was fake; it's from part one. I just don't understand why people would dislike when they KNOW it's fake. What they wanna bash the guy?

[mbuffiington]

(cough cough) gay fucktard



[100058870]

Swholli

it's not good if kids sewer

[Swholli]

@100058870 The words only have as much weight as you're willing to give them.

[SmokeyBaconMachine]

@Swholli Wow, you got paid for people hating you? That's awesome! You deserve a medal for that! XD

[2010METALFAN]

@100058870 learn how to spell that

[MrAmightyazn]

your so ugly......nuff said

[XX1GundamXXHero]

No,HE IS CHUNK NORRIS!!!

[TheMASTERCROCODILE]

thank god it wasnt a troll face

[watchitnow433]

Is your mum master chief?

[slimshadybro100]

lol

[DEADBEA7]

this video is sooooooooooooooooo fucking stupid never watch

[996gap]

i never knew you could get paid for having so many dislikes you fucking piece of shit

[Swholli]

@996gap Oh yeah, it's awesome.

I'm gonna post a video of the check before I cash it just to gloat.

[EkiM110]

whyd you waste my time you n00b

[SuperSoylaleche]

this is ke

[newsonictheheadgehog]

why do idiots thumb down this you can tell its fake my just the title 

[TheFullthrottleOwnag]

damn! you scared me. I hate scary face pop-ups!

[spinda29]

fake

[Lightstriker117]

its his mom!!!!!!!!!!

[chewongboy]

lame

[czc45]

fuck u ur a fagot bitch!

[mrmanocheese]

idiot!(napolian dynomite style)

[Xxfingerboarder22xX]

fuck you sooooooooooooooo fucking much you little shit you fucking dumbass you queer you fucking suck so you can just suck my dick so just fuck you dumbass homosexual you cocksucking bastard i fucking hate you you really pissed me off so fust fuck you

[Swholli]

@Xxfingerboarder22xX It's always cute when kids first learn how to swear. They don't know how to properly use their words for effect and just sort of sling them into whatever sentence they feel like.

[99042111]

@Swholli You are right lol

Anyways, any one would know that this is HALO 1, and NOT HALO 3.

But anyways, good joke and have fun with these retards like /Xxfingerboarder22xX

;D

[xFallenxAngelxzZ]

@Xxfingerboarder22xX Why are you talking shit? @Swholli Has WAY MORE Video views than you have. Not to mention you can't even get a subscriber.

[pivotmasterx9000]

okay people obviously by the comments no one has really seen the dhort films IDK if theres 2 master chiefs but when the final survivor has a grenade stuck to him he asked master chief may i see your face? she removes the helmet turns out to be a woman... the guy was mind fucked, she used a voice transmitter to change her voice to a male sound

[206halomaster]

fake though scary hahahahahaha

[junior2ani]

FUCK U. U SUCK MY ASS

[XboxUltimateMarines8]

^^ Halo 4 first details leaked ^^ Watch.

[pandamonkey111]

.... I hate u

[darkstarthenaughtyg]

HA I KNEW IT WAS FAKE I SAW THE VIDEO THUMBNAIL!!

[SuperMimi0425]

no. because in halo ghost of onyx it says he has dark brown hair blue eyes and a rewally musclear body.

[TheBrickBrothers]

Dude, at least know what freaking halo u r playing. Halo 3 isn't everything you know

[randomlydoods]

fricktard

[dalekman9999V2]

should of had cortana at the end saying what....is that from that gravemind scene in h2

[alitron1999]

fuck you stupid boy this not real face this on photo shop

[korox14]

is a piece of shit this video

[AllStarPictures]

Oh my god.. is this real?

[Swholli]

@AllStarPictures 100%.

I work at Bungie. I should know.

[xFallenxAngelxzZ]

@Swholli Lol.Nice sarcasm.

[SuperSoylaleche]

@AllStarPictures no

[starsonicy123]

That was so funny. *Sarcasm*. Please troll better. This was pathetic.

[Swholli]

@starsonicy123 Wow.

I mean, the level of non-humor and trite dribble in this literally almost makes your comment invalid. I mean, why should I expect you to tell me how to troll when you can't even come up with an interesting joke we haven't heard three billion times.

Besides, trolling is at its heart designed to illicit (angry) responses from folks like yourself. Seeing as you responded and were somewhat livid about my video, I would assume that I'm pretty good at it. Please comment better.

[starsonicy123]

@Swholli I see reading comprehension was never your strong suit young one. Reread the comment and as you can tell with my indicative tone, I am disappointed. Are we this far along in society? O' Brave New World, please tell me that fail trolls like this aren't trying to take over what once belonged to someone else. Also young man, illicit is not a verb. It's elicit you are thinking of. Son I am not proud. No ice cream for you tonight until you learn to expand your concrete vocabulary.

[Swholli]

@starsonicy123 Incredible. You're the first decently intelligent being to have ever actually use understandable rhetoric against me, let alone use interestingly constructed sentences and allusions to smarter, more expanding ideas.

And you caught my Freudian slip of using "illicit" when I should have said "elicit." Finally. Thank you so much for showing me Youtube isn't full of ignorant, asinine cave-dwellers.

I still stand that your original joke was weak, but I take back the negativity.

[starsonicy123]

@Swholli Good. I do respect you a little more. Glad you aren't a retard.

[chaoswyvern17]

@Swholli Instead of writing all that bullshut like an idiot im going to troll you my way.

You are an Asscake.

Grow a funny bone.

Simple.

[HairyHeyward]

Seems legit.

[coolguy716]

Side effects of watching this video include: Crying like a bitch apparantly, just look at these other comments. Grow the fuck up.

[TEAMJEMSGA]

This is the most retarded thing i've ever seen.



[LeoOptimus]

after ten years wondering to my self, i finally know why Master Chief never took of his helmet...

[zToXiCVeNoMz]

is that you, you ugly mother fucker?

[Char187xB2x141]

XD that made me laugh.

[HaloFan2694]

unless i didnt get rick rolld

[RandomVideo997]

Retarted on sooooooo many levels

[nerdhater5445]

HIS REAL FACE IS ANOTHER HELMET

[Paintball12God]

Hey, Nice lightsaber.... Oh. Wait, No its your dislike bar... You are the most gayest fag in the fucking world.....

[kaliumoh]

master chief is not a ugly bich like you

[EnvoyOfFabulousness]

whats with all the dislikes? i mean what did you expect?

[bowchickabowwow7000]

this is the stupidest video ever of all time

[FutureUSMC12]

Someone should use Rick Astley as the face (did I spell his name right?)

[goku33000]

yawn this is boring why won't you get a life then live with it then ruing peoples lives like you

[Novabomb97]

i expected Justin Bieber. but you had to do that?!?!?!

[xxxsprlngxxx]

that was halo1 idiot and you will never see mastercheif"s face trlololololololololololol.... opps

[Saiyan528]

i thought i was gonna get the rickroll

[deathtrooper199]

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sorry retard i just bash my keyboard into my computer screen.

[Swholli]

@deathtrooper199 You and @TheEvilTrafficCone need to get yourself some anger management classes.

Or at the very least new keyboards.

[deathtrooper199]

my keyboard its ok and so as the screen but that retard kid makes me angry. 

[deathtrooper199]

and also i drink my coke to calm me down.

[Wrpman15768]

This isn't even Halo 3

[Wrpman15768]

Fuck you

[V9XPro]

KiD You Make Me Lost 20 Secons You Bitch You Look Like A Special Kid.

[DABOSS2413]

you just wasted 29 seconds of my life dammit Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Swholli]

@DABOSS2413 I know! And think how much can be accomplished in 29 seconds!

Why, you could-... Oh. Wait, no. Not much can be done really.

And you were searching videos of Master Chief on the internet. No. No, I think this is probably as good as your 29 seconds were going to get.

[SpencerKohler2033]

@DABOSS2413 i hate how these tards do this

[mamaman31]

master chief is bald and has scars on his face and doesnt suck VIRGINIAN NUTS LIKE YOU!!!!!!!

[Swholli]

@mamaman31 This is priceless.

In the off chance you meant to spell "virgin" nuts, then this was pointless, but a cunning and clever mind like yours clearly devised this intricate insult that is two, no, three layers of funny. Post-ironic, meta humor. You're a genius, sir.

[LegitXbox]

@Swholli fuck u 

[ShadowMaldonado]

.l. suck my balls

[leonardo26405]

idiot

[Rulas7Lion]

u are so stupid... o god pleas help us!!!!

[andygoldhero]

XD

[godragonball100]

not real its his face

[SilverX205]

you guys do know that it's just another helmet, right?

[Swholli]

@SilverX205 Nah, after almost five years no one's said one word.

[obeyauga320]

WOW u would put ur moms face up there >=p

[yomasterx400]

holy shit its a screamer

[aquaalex91]

Que de la merde

[maycogt]

that is not Master chief's real face you just took a picture and put your face on it

[masterchief1256]

omg.i'm so impressed.(sarcasm)

[squeake2000]

lol

[Mrgamerpeeps]

No, Chuck Testa



[97cornholio]

dude ur face scared me jk

[Wijrobloxian]

man your face is UGLY ... how about actually showing us the damn face since you can

[jojosky328]

lol

[legoactionman]

Thatz halo CE not 3

[MrGamejoe]

always joking about the face of the masterchief... disgraceful

[celisolmidna]

MASTER CHIEF IS ACTUALLY BALD REALY!!!!!!!

[MasterDood14]

I lol'd hard.

[TacoWorldTV]

Hahahaha

[HehasChinese]

Fuck you mom

[Swholli]

@HehasChinese Woah.

Oedipus Complex?

[cammy220801]

@Swholli lol is that your face?

Dont Misguide pepole even if its the only thing your good at.

[Swholli]

@HehasChinese Woah.

Oedipus Complex?

[2310clement]

Si le master chief a cette tête, je suis dégouté de Halo A VIE!!!!!!!

[guerrerodelbosque]

is your grandmother

[dudex170]

masterchiefs aDORK

[13lilgman]

oh justforget it you well never fine it

[Im9000000000]

i saw the real thing.

it was another helmet.

[1220ciro]

que falso todos saben que en esa parte de halo ce se quita el casco y no aparese la cara aparese otro casco

[MrKilshot]

you liay

[Marcusisawsome1]

yes we did lose the game because YOUR UGLY ASS FUCKING FACE WAS SHOW AT THE END OF THIS VIDEO!

[gdp661]

if youve got halo wars then sgt j forge is the real master chief

[BurningBlaze95]

LOL love the face and joke! Awesome!