No prison should be privatized. Doing so creates financial incentive to create criminals worthy of incarceration on an ongoing basis so that the prison business can remain a going concern. What kind of society would do that? Where is the morality in that kind of business?
All societies should be striving to eliminate criminal behavior. The objective should be ultimately to have no prisons.
i can't beieve that ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAY ??? THANKS. isn't in this video. no one has posted it yet. it's one of the funiest parts of the whole movie. not on youtube.
You konw what we should do with these church people? Tax them. Tax these motherfuckers. If they are so interested in government and public policy let them pay their admission price like everybody else. Tax them. The Catholic church alone could wipe out the federal budget deficit if we just tax their real estate holdings.
"All they gotta do is just THINK you're gonna commit a crime."
John T Williams a deaf Native American wood carver in Seattle brutally shot to death...MURDERED...by a Seattle "police officer" while crossing a cross walk and minding his own business.
@MichaelFondledMe - Hey, Jesus Christ....you're dead right? "STFU". Do you see how ignorant that sounds now? Why in the world is it EVER "good" that someone is dead? You've got some serious issues to work out.
@misplacedjester : "Why in the world is it EVER 'good' that someone is dead?" Great question, Einstein. Since you made it a blanket statement with your "EVER" qualification, here we go: it is good that the following people are dead: Pol pot; Stalin; Mengele; John Wayne Gacy. Those are just a few off the top of my head. ME: 1; YOU: 0.
@MichaelFondledMe - You say that as if The Republicans gaining control of the Senate and the House, are somehow going to change anything. This isn't a football game. Grow up.
@misplacedjester : Wake up child. If it wasn't going to change anything, why are billions of dollars being spent on elections. Why are there lobbyists. I'm glad that you stayed home and didn't vote. The country is better without you being inside a voting booth.
By way, the formal accounting of the landslide is taking place right now. Tomorrow you will wake up to a different US. You're too dumb to have realized it, but it will have happened.
You have to put things into context. A this time, Reagan was destroying the Democratic Party almost single-handedly. Of course, he was under constant investigation BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY RAN BOTH HOUSES OF CONGRESS.
The same can be said of Clinton after the 1994 takeover of Congress by the GOP.
The REAL problem here is YOU PARTISANS want totalitarianism - as long as it's YOUR brand - but are afraid to admit it. At elast OBAMA can admit his goals.
Yeah, sure. Half of the American voters are automatically either "evil" or "stupid" just because of the way they vote. This is why comedians should stay clear of politics. They just wind up showing everyone how pathetically ignorant they are.
If you had any brains and stoped taking leasons from any artist that gets contracts from the CORPORATE media (George Carlin = HBO) you would know that Democrats and Republicans are all the same and even "extreme" right and "extreme" left are all the same. Search "Antony Sutton" videos and stop being trapped in the Hegelian-dialect...
But show business is 100x worst right Carlin? LOL! Had to take it up the ass to get a career Carlin? To get those contracts, good reviews in magazines and newspapers, teams of jokewriters, fake scripted interviews on talk shows, etc? Because a little bird told me this is how things work in show business. I cant wait for the truth to come out and people like Carlin will get exposed...very soon...very very soon...eheheheh...
Intertainment industry, because of its power and influence, is just as corrupted as politics. Search Dave Chappelle videos about hollywood and show business...funny how Carlin (and the rest of them) pretended Chappelle said nothing. If Carlin was a true rebel he wouldnt have a career or even a life...
And yes he didnt wrote all his jokes, none of them do actually, Every single comedian either buys jokes or has a team of professional joke writers assigned to them.
He SAID he writes all his material just like Chris Rock says...lol...and if you are a REAL rebel you dont get contracts, marketing, good reviews on newspapers and magazines, etc...paranoied?? Search "Dave Chappelle Oprah" and "Dave Chappelle Secret Societies"...funny how all this "artists" like Carlin pretended Chappelle interviews never happened...they love to give us leasons but they never clean their own house, maybe this is why Chappelle is 43º on the Greatest Comedians list and Carlin is 2º
so a guy who talked against the goverment and corporations for 50 years isnt a rebel becouse people actually listened to him? unlike chapelle who ran to africa becouse he couldnt take the heat
the cold war was the most dangerous war the world has EVER seen, every day was a chance to get blown up, and he stopped it, i don't think he was a completely horrible president..
@blewvelvet Uh, the burden of proof is not on the accused. What is a "racist" anyways? And when was being a "bigot" (thought crime) a crime? Thoughts and beliefs are not illegal. At least not in a civilized nation.
@blewvelvet Uh, the accused do not have to prove their are "not guilty," it is the prosecution that has has to prove the guilt. That is Law 101. Sorry, Charlie.
wow XOLOTda TOLTEK you dont know history at all . A right wing pres freed the slave Pres Licoln he was a rep and dems tried to stop the civil rights bill in the 60s look it up .
And if he is such a "rebel" how come the FILTHY RICH people (jews) that own the show business wanted him to have a career? If the FILTHY RICH people didnt liked him he wouldnt have a career period.
He never said anything about the BS wars in the Middle East or against the mostly jewish neocons that gave us those wars. Its because of this and many other things that i came to the conclusion that Catrlin and many others are the same shit as the ones the critisize...
Carlin is very good at critisizing this people...but fails miserably when it comes to his own "area of operations". The media and the intertainment industry that today, are way more powerful than politics. Search Dave Chapelle videos about him talking about strange things in show business.
Carlin also never talks about the horrible jewish talmud, the religious book of most jews (owners of finances and show business lets face it) including the jews that call themselfs "atheist".
@GodHatesPortugal Its not about religion its about oil aka money pure and simple and nobody has more than the vatican, although the mormons are catching up
no but serouisly if u watched more of carlins vid you would know that he bashes on democarts too, and people who vote, policts is just something the government made up to make it look like you have control, you dont. the even put up some nigger to look like an underdog, no, obama has no control of this contrey, the CEOs of exxon moblie and walmart do, obama/the democrats seem like there your friend but they are not, they just want to fuck u in different ways then repulicans, like in education
btw uhhh, if your a democrat your a fucking moron, if your a repulican you a fucking moron, and if u vote your a fucking moron, stuns me how the government can use such stupid people to make carlin look like a democrat, people are just fucking morons
These conservatives walk around tallking about Reagan like he is some God when in reality he was nothing more than an actor who became President and stripped the Office for what it was worth to him personally.
He was no different than any other god damn conservative nut case.
He busted the Unions by getting rid of the air traffic controllers, put the flying publics safety in jeapordy but really didn't give a shit and look at what we have today?
George Carlin is the sole reason why I can not hate all white people. He is the reason why I now understand that the good ones are not just good, but fucking awesome! The ones that now the truth and admit it and want to do something about the shit SOME of their ancestors created. This country could be a beautiful place if it wasn't for the POS right wing inbred fucknuts!
Your Obama (tool of the jews, product of marketing, tele and ear prompters and a lying piece of shit) is bombing the shit out of Arabs and he is going after Iran. You are the typical blackman, racist, scapegoating whites for your own collective fuckups and brainwashed by the jew-box (television).
Watch Oprompter bombing the shit out of browns because his jew masters told them too.
PS - Today black-on-black slavery reduces the "old" slavery to insignificance
@XOLOTLdaTOLTEK Well Thanks for looking at white people in a different light.. Maybe i could point you in another direction that might humble you some. Look into this white mothafucka "Carl Sagan"
"This country was founded by slave-owners who wanted to be free...so they killed a lot of white-english people in order to continue owning their black, african people, so they can wipe out the rest of the red, indian people and move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown, mexican people, giving them a place to take off and drop their nuclear weapons on the yellow, japeness people... Give us a color we wipe it out!"
And yet Obama is bombing the shit out of browns because the jews (the same ones that owned the slave business and the same ones that gave Carlin his career) told them to. Go figure that out...
also EPIC FAILURE of survival of the fittest; though they're starting to die out now; they're on their last breaths before logic grants them their last words. XD
no, only a complete moron would pick a smug, arrogant prick like you to educate people. LOL you're too funny. Anyways, this is done, you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. Reply all you want, I won't read it. Every single argument of yours has been absolutely destroyed, and you repugnantly carry on like a little child. Your ego is the size of China's population. Get over yourself and get your head dislodged from your rectum.
Well yet again no-nutscookiepie shows his true colors. He's a kid. Only an immature dumbbells would boast their IQ, big fucking deal, he probably got that IQ at 7/11 buy one get one free. LOL This pathetic idiot is not worth the time nylonhead.
but answering your argument of why i would jump to that conclusion: delusions appear very real to the person experiencing them. the fact that you said you have a shrink would lead any reasonable person to the assumption that you're actually delusional. This is backed by your lack of substance in your replies: you have not proven you're a prof, yet you argue on like you have, and continue with your silly drivel about how i could not possible understand your rebuttals.
"at least compared to smart people like me" - okay so lets see... rebuttal that actually answered my questions: 0. Your track record indicates to me that you're being disingenuous about yourself. My best hypothesis is that you're a narcissist, seeing as how your shrink said your self-esteem is too high and you think it is warranted. You've shown no capacity for intellectual conversation, bad grammar for your alleged age, and the maturity of a teen. My guess: you're delusional. the shrink's right
why would u even begin to trust ur own insticts regarding ur guesses about me?
I can tell that u r trying hard...I'll give u that....but the vast majority of what u say is wrong.
and the grammar thing....I mean comethefuckON!!! this is fukin YOUTUBE!!! how many times must I say this????
heres a question 4 u.....how many tenured profs have the maturity of a teen??!! it's kind of a rediculous arguement on ur part, but u know what? i think I will take it as a compliment. so, thank you.
again, you have not proven you're a prof, you have not given any evidence of it, besides claims that no intelligent person would take as truth without empirical proof. You're idea of proof is absolutely preposterous. You have not even argued what kind of research you conduct to indicate your point. and why would i begin trusting my instincts guessing about you? i can ask the exact same thing of you. again, nice try.
And finally, I didn't actually reply to you, and you read it anyways. It shows that you haven't let your arguments on this video go. How often do you come on here, and what fulfillment do you derive from it? What is the purpose, if you're so intellectual, to argue with the lay man? I'm an undergraduate that has not reached my goal of attaining a PhD and becoming a professor, I have the free time to do this. I can imagine a professor would have some more intellectually stimulating activities.
you're "a" indie? you fucking retard.. you'd think a college professor would know proper grammar eh? AN indie. Oh.. and George W. Bush is the criminal you fucking twat.
Agreed. donutcookiepie - you must have received your IQ test from that silly website online called Tickle. Take the WAISC-IV or the Stanford-Binet intelligence test, and tell me how you do. From what I have read, your language usage and inability to support your arguments leads to a different connotation. On another note, professor my ass! what are your credentials, or did you get them from a diploma mill?
donutcookiepie - is a prime example of a narcissistic self-elitist sociopath that focuses on manipulating emotion versus fact..AND this is why our country went down the tubes..Too many people like this.
One narcissist gets into a high position and then puts all his other sociopathic friends in high places, since they are willing to sell out and play THE game of their superiors.., which is why we are in the spot we are in today.
donutcookiepie...has proved this point thoroughly in this forum.
Oh! great another droid talking shit on youtube. Look kid I'm a psychologist and just from this post alone you seem to be a low self esteem individual trying to prep-up your self confidence, but the problem is you come across as some arrogant asshole. Sorry for the comment, got to tell it like it is you know!!
Haha! donut claims hes a Professor.. Wow, I feel sorry for her students.
What University do you teach at? What classes? I'm guessing your a teacher at a community college.
What's so criminal and foolish of Obama? He's been in office for a little over a month and accuse him of pure hearsay. Get the hell out of hear you freaking ass pimple droid.
Why are you even here if you don't like him? You obviously envious if you're watching it.
if yall dont like his philosophies, what the fuck r u watchin it for. nah better yet what the fuck you leavin comments for. i guarantee none of the people that have bad shit to say about carlin dont even know half the shit he does. hes expirienced and aint afraid or embarrased of the truth
oh ok. but you aint less than useless. you are worth something and far from useless cuz you leave comments like this.
"carlin is a PERFECT example of a hard core Dem...piece of shit commie athiest asshole, who loves scum more than anything else in life and always strove to promote those values. Im gonna go to his grave next month and take a big shit on it.
u know what,, your right. you have convinced me that your right.
Despite Blewvelvet's embarrassingly out-of-control rant, the video itself is useful. Carlin has a lot of excellent points to make and delivers them well, as usual.
yeah..sorry for the rant....I can't even explain how I've been financially devastated by my job (and total industry and skill set) lost to India!
Need I say more!
Please don't say I need anger management. I can see me homeless in a few months..and damn straight..we ALL should be pissed off..even if you are not affected. I have the RIGHT to be ANGRY! Like I have the right to be SAD...or cynical!
-I actually NOT used to be like this...gee wonder why!
That's an interesting way of putting it. The way I see it though, the only difference between now and 20 years ago is the fact that Wall Street is now reaping what they've sewn.
It's all a catch-22 though. Much as we love to see all the greedy bureaucrats suffer, the bottom line is that the little guy will ALWAYS get the shitty end of the stick no matter what.
Yep..and Carlin predicted it in an interview just before he died. He said "America was over".
I guess we have to wait and see if we salvaged anything..hence why Obama was voted in..to help salvage and save any credibility.
BTW..love Chris Rocks' quote. "How bad did it have to get till we elect a Black President??". Brilliant..and correct. (not to deflect entirely that Obama is Half caucasian!!!
good post but you gont have to call them dumbasses thats stuping to thier level if you notice when a republican doesnt have an answer the first thing they do is call you a dumb ass for your beliefs but they cant explain why they are dumb.
Few things make me as happy as knowing this piece of Liberal scum is worm food.
Dochirin 1 month ago
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OttoLund 1 month ago in playlist George Carlin compilation
No prison should be privatized. Doing so creates financial incentive to create criminals worthy of incarceration on an ongoing basis so that the prison business can remain a going concern. What kind of society would do that? Where is the morality in that kind of business?
All societies should be striving to eliminate criminal behavior. The objective should be ultimately to have no prisons.
ChipArgyle 3 months ago
I really fucking miss this guy.
Spaceflightlover2010 4 months ago
wonderful human being who saw the bullshit fuck the Illuminati
MyHenry22 5 months ago
This guy was brilliant
frepi 5 months ago
i can't beieve that ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAY ??? THANKS. isn't in this video. no one has posted it yet. it's one of the funiest parts of the whole movie. not on youtube.
EasyExpertVillage 5 months ago
You konw what we should do with these church people? Tax them. Tax these motherfuckers. If they are so interested in government and public policy let them pay their admission price like everybody else. Tax them. The Catholic church alone could wipe out the federal budget deficit if we just tax their real estate holdings.
jchien 7 months ago
both parties are corrupt. neither party is real. remember, its all an illusion
elisabecerra4 7 months ago
the 9 people who dislike this should go take a long walk off a short bridge.
ha38bb1 9 months ago
@ha38bb1 more specifically...they should FUCKING DIE!
codern 8 months ago
To bad Carlin is dead he could really talk idiots out of voting for the idiot GOP!
carnypimp 9 months ago
A man that could say truth and make you laugh about it.. rest in peace George.
cruiseplatoon 11 months ago
I miss him so much =(
hongyewu 1 year ago
I loved Carlin, God rest his soul, too bad he is not here now, many blessings...
miakissadams 1 year ago
"All they gotta do is just THINK you're gonna commit a crime."
John T Williams a deaf Native American wood carver in Seattle brutally shot to death...MURDERED...by a Seattle "police officer" while crossing a cross walk and minding his own business.
FreeAssange1 1 year ago
I'm so glad that Reagan is dead. Can't wait for Bush and his gang to start pushing up daisies.
SuperboyConnerKent 1 year ago 2
George had his finger on the pulse a long time ago, and he never wavered as our politicians got worse and worse.
druidia9 1 year ago
George Carlin should have run for president
lonewolftheblack 1 year ago 4
Hey George Carlin...
You're dead right?
Good. Now STFU.
MichaelFondledMe 1 year ago
@MichaelFondledMe - Hey, Jesus Christ....you're dead right? "STFU". Do you see how ignorant that sounds now? Why in the world is it EVER "good" that someone is dead? You've got some serious issues to work out.
misplacedjester 1 year ago
@misplacedjester : "Why in the world is it EVER 'good' that someone is dead?" Great question, Einstein. Since you made it a blanket statement with your "EVER" qualification, here we go: it is good that the following people are dead: Pol pot; Stalin; Mengele; John Wayne Gacy. Those are just a few off the top of my head. ME: 1; YOU: 0.
MichaelFondledMe 1 year ago
So True. We lock up more people than any other nation on Earth; yet the terrorists hate us for our "freedom".
One nation under ARREST, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
ckj377 1 year ago
Preventive detention: remember that, people. "Preventive Detention."
brianpadraic 1 year ago
possibly the greatest 10:05 ive ever spent on youtube
njs567 1 year ago
And don't forget that the W.H.O. attributes 4 million African aids deaths to Reagan because of his ties to his deliberate inaction.
After 40 years of the GOP worshiping that asshole, they have become even worse.
NEVER VOTE FOR A REPUBLICAN!!!!!!!!!
cmfluteguy 1 year ago
@cmfluteguy : I hope you have your Effexor and Xanax ready for tomorrow night.
Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
24 hours =
8+ Senate Seats
60+ House Seats
7+ Governorships....
So much for your "never vote for a republican" (the all caps didn't even help you)
There is only one thing worse than a republican.... a democrat.
MichaelFondledMe 1 year ago
@MichaelFondledMe - You say that as if The Republicans gaining control of the Senate and the House, are somehow going to change anything. This isn't a football game. Grow up.
misplacedjester 1 year ago
@misplacedjester : Wake up child. If it wasn't going to change anything, why are billions of dollars being spent on elections. Why are there lobbyists. I'm glad that you stayed home and didn't vote. The country is better without you being inside a voting booth.
By way, the formal accounting of the landslide is taking place right now. Tomorrow you will wake up to a different US. You're too dumb to have realized it, but it will have happened.
MichaelFondledMe 1 year ago
@MichaelFondledMe *YAWN*
misplacedjester 1 year ago
Single person gets in more trouble for illegal parking than the criminals on top will ever get collectively for their horrid crimes.
oldpiq 1 year ago
You have to put things into context. A this time, Reagan was destroying the Democratic Party almost single-handedly. Of course, he was under constant investigation BECAUSE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY RAN BOTH HOUSES OF CONGRESS.
The same can be said of Clinton after the 1994 takeover of Congress by the GOP.
The REAL problem here is YOU PARTISANS want totalitarianism - as long as it's YOUR brand - but are afraid to admit it. At elast OBAMA can admit his goals.
kempion 1 year ago
RIP George - wish you could be here to see what's goin' on now!!!
Your truths will be with us forever. Thanks for the memories!! :)
lspmd2 1 year ago
Yeah, sure. Half of the American voters are automatically either "evil" or "stupid" just because of the way they vote. This is why comedians should stay clear of politics. They just wind up showing everyone how pathetically ignorant they are.
OutaSynch 1 year ago
Reagan is frying in hell.
He was stupid, greedy and entirely sociopathic.
Screw him and all the evil assholes that continue his fucked up legacy.
Republicans are a disease.
cmfluteguy 1 year ago 2
If you had any brains and stoped taking leasons from any artist that gets contracts from the CORPORATE media (George Carlin = HBO) you would know that Democrats and Republicans are all the same and even "extreme" right and "extreme" left are all the same. Search "Antony Sutton" videos and stop being trapped in the Hegelian-dialect...
GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
Wo-man, thanks for posting this!
heavyweather77 1 year ago
Woah, that was epic.
ErichoTTA 1 year ago
But show business is 100x worst right Carlin? LOL! Had to take it up the ass to get a career Carlin? To get those contracts, good reviews in magazines and newspapers, teams of jokewriters, fake scripted interviews on talk shows, etc? Because a little bird told me this is how things work in show business. I cant wait for the truth to come out and people like Carlin will get exposed...very soon...very very soon...eheheheh...
GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
he wrote his own material
Dreamerx47 1 year ago
Intertainment industry, because of its power and influence, is just as corrupted as politics. Search Dave Chappelle videos about hollywood and show business...funny how Carlin (and the rest of them) pretended Chappelle said nothing. If Carlin was a true rebel he wouldnt have a career or even a life...
And yes he didnt wrote all his jokes, none of them do actually, Every single comedian either buys jokes or has a team of professional joke writers assigned to them.
GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
yes he actually does write all his material and was very proud of that
he gives detailed information and evidence for this in his "last words" and numerous interviews
your comments are rather paranoid and bitter by the way
not all of showbusiness is "evil" and "corrupted"
some people just want to pay money to have a laugh
Dreamerx47 1 year ago
He SAID he writes all his material just like Chris Rock says...lol...and if you are a REAL rebel you dont get contracts, marketing, good reviews on newspapers and magazines, etc...paranoied?? Search "Dave Chappelle Oprah" and "Dave Chappelle Secret Societies"...funny how all this "artists" like Carlin pretended Chappelle interviews never happened...they love to give us leasons but they never clean their own house, maybe this is why Chappelle is 43º on the Greatest Comedians list and Carlin is 2º
GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
so a guy who talked against the goverment and corporations for 50 years isnt a rebel becouse people actually listened to him? unlike chapelle who ran to africa becouse he couldnt take the heat
Dreamerx47 1 year ago
i admit reagan did a lot of bad stuff,
but let's admit..
he did stop the cold war..
the cold war was the most dangerous war the world has EVER seen, every day was a chance to get blown up, and he stopped it, i don't think he was a completely horrible president..
HeroDanny 1 year ago
"doesn't it strike you as mildly ironic that the people who are against abortion are the people you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?"
toobularbells 1 year ago
like I thought most republican males are in the CLOSET
mrspock61 1 year ago
RIP
BeeblesTV 1 year ago
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blewvelvet 1 year ago
@blewvelvet great video man my favorite comedian of ALLTIME
mrspock61 1 year ago
@blewvelvet Uh, the burden of proof is not on the accused. What is a "racist" anyways? And when was being a "bigot" (thought crime) a crime? Thoughts and beliefs are not illegal. At least not in a civilized nation.
brianpadraic 1 year ago
@blewvelvet Uh, the accused do not have to prove their are "not guilty," it is the prosecution that has has to prove the guilt. That is Law 101. Sorry, Charlie.
brianpadraic 1 year ago
wow XOLOTda TOLTEK you dont know history at all . A right wing pres freed the slave Pres Licoln he was a rep and dems tried to stop the civil rights bill in the 60s look it up .
jaay334 1 year ago
@jaay334 Goes to show it makes no difference whether they're republican or democrat.
Ron Paul is a republican and he could very well be the person you'd most want for president, if any.
Banzay27 1 year ago
genius
unquietnights 1 year ago
R.I.P. George Carlin! This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free, lol! SO TRUE!!!!
TheOmegaeyes 1 year ago
And if he is such a "rebel" how come the FILTHY RICH people (jews) that own the show business wanted him to have a career? If the FILTHY RICH people didnt liked him he wouldnt have a career period.
He never said anything about the BS wars in the Middle East or against the mostly jewish neocons that gave us those wars. Its because of this and many other things that i came to the conclusion that Catrlin and many others are the same shit as the ones the critisize...
GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
Carlin is very good at critisizing this people...but fails miserably when it comes to his own "area of operations". The media and the intertainment industry that today, are way more powerful than politics. Search Dave Chapelle videos about him talking about strange things in show business.
Carlin also never talks about the horrible jewish talmud, the religious book of most jews (owners of finances and show business lets face it) including the jews that call themselfs "atheist".
GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
@GodHatesPortugal Its not about religion its about oil aka money pure and simple and nobody has more than the vatican, although the mormons are catching up
danijeane 1 year ago
no but serouisly if u watched more of carlins vid you would know that he bashes on democarts too, and people who vote, policts is just something the government made up to make it look like you have control, you dont. the even put up some nigger to look like an underdog, no, obama has no control of this contrey, the CEOs of exxon moblie and walmart do, obama/the democrats seem like there your friend but they are not, they just want to fuck u in different ways then repulicans, like in education
arielrebelfan1 2 years ago 2
btw uhhh, if your a democrat your a fucking moron, if your a repulican you a fucking moron, and if u vote your a fucking moron, stuns me how the government can use such stupid people to make carlin look like a democrat, people are just fucking morons
arielrebelfan1 2 years ago
St. George Carlin is the best!!!!! Actually, wonder what he would think of being referred to as a saint, maybe as an ironic musing???
DrDroXX 2 years ago
Thanks for posing this!
I piss on Regan's still-fresh corpse in my dreams sometimes.
SONOFABITCH 2 years ago 3
George called it like it is.
These conservatives walk around tallking about Reagan like he is some God when in reality he was nothing more than an actor who became President and stripped the Office for what it was worth to him personally.
He was no different than any other god damn conservative nut case.
He busted the Unions by getting rid of the air traffic controllers, put the flying publics safety in jeapordy but really didn't give a shit and look at what we have today?
BoomerNavy70 2 years ago 4
We finally get to see some Republican squealing now that the health care bill was passed.
beaverteeth92 2 years ago
George Carlin is the sole reason why I can not hate all white people. He is the reason why I now understand that the good ones are not just good, but fucking awesome! The ones that now the truth and admit it and want to do something about the shit SOME of their ancestors created. This country could be a beautiful place if it wasn't for the POS right wing inbred fucknuts!
XOLOTLdaTOLTEK 2 years ago 18
Of course..it doesn't matter what you are..it's WHAT you do..and how you treat and respect others and their well being.
It's just that simple.
blewvelvet 2 years ago 5
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GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
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Your Obama (tool of the jews, product of marketing, tele and ear prompters and a lying piece of shit) is bombing the shit out of Arabs and he is going after Iran. You are the typical blackman, racist, scapegoating whites for your own collective fuckups and brainwashed by the jew-box (television).
Watch Oprompter bombing the shit out of browns because his jew masters told them too.
PS - Today black-on-black slavery reduces the "old" slavery to insignificance
GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
@XOLOTLdaTOLTEK if you are so worried about slavery try blaming the BLACKS in africa that sold their fellow countrymen in the first place.
bigrigbob2010 1 year ago
@XOLOTLdaTOLTEK Well Thanks for looking at white people in a different light.. Maybe i could point you in another direction that might humble you some. Look into this white mothafucka "Carl Sagan"
SiYanara 1 year ago
@XOLOTLdaTOLTEK
Its the rich we need to worry about not any race.
Thanatos6619 11 months ago
"This country was founded by slave-owners who wanted to be free...so they killed a lot of white-english people in order to continue owning their black, african people, so they can wipe out the rest of the red, indian people and move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown, mexican people, giving them a place to take off and drop their nuclear weapons on the yellow, japeness people... Give us a color we wipe it out!"
SiddHDELS 2 years ago 10
And yet Obama is bombing the shit out of browns because the jews (the same ones that owned the slave business and the same ones that gave Carlin his career) told them to. Go figure that out...
GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
Man, thanks for posting this!
superdogaway96 2 years ago 3
@superdogaway96
Hey...not a man...but a woman!
But thanks so much all the same! ;-)
blewvelvet 2 years ago
Fucking awesome video!!
IFloridaMotocrossI 2 years ago
WE MISS YOU GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck is there anyway to bring dead people back?
noone120000 2 years ago
I hope they saved this guys DNA!
Where's Peter Thomas and "Forensic Files" when you need 'em?
blewvelvet 2 years ago
Republicans=Political party fail
ELowkey7 2 years ago 6
also EPIC FAILURE of survival of the fittest; though they're starting to die out now; they're on their last breaths before logic grants them their last words. XD
TAz69x 2 years ago
How about Republicans = Traitors to the rest of us.
Traitors to freedom loving people!
Traitors to the Constitution
Traitors to privacy and basic rights.
Traitors to our health programs.
Traitors to the economy.
blewvelvet 2 years ago
It's a great country, but its a STRAAAANGE culture.
khh1964 2 years ago 3
George Carlin Rocked!
jfftillman1 3 years ago 5
Only an idiot would think Ron Paul would pick Sarah Palin as a running mate for president.
Vegasgodless 3 years ago 17
This comment has received too many negative votes show
only an idiot would pick YOU for anything.
donutcookiepie 3 years ago
no, only a complete moron would pick a smug, arrogant prick like you to educate people. LOL you're too funny. Anyways, this is done, you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. Reply all you want, I won't read it. Every single argument of yours has been absolutely destroyed, and you repugnantly carry on like a little child. Your ego is the size of China's population. Get over yourself and get your head dislodged from your rectum.
nylonhead116 3 years ago
LOL... good one.
Vegasgodless 3 years ago
So you must be an idiot, since you picked me to debate your bullshit...Hahahahahaha ROFLMAO...
Vegasgodless 3 years ago
well they are both creationists...who knows?
elea1885 2 years ago
Well yet again no-nutscookiepie shows his true colors. He's a kid. Only an immature dumbbells would boast their IQ, big fucking deal, he probably got that IQ at 7/11 buy one get one free. LOL This pathetic idiot is not worth the time nylonhead.
Vegasgodless 3 years ago
but answering your argument of why i would jump to that conclusion: delusions appear very real to the person experiencing them. the fact that you said you have a shrink would lead any reasonable person to the assumption that you're actually delusional. This is backed by your lack of substance in your replies: you have not proven you're a prof, yet you argue on like you have, and continue with your silly drivel about how i could not possible understand your rebuttals.
nylonhead116 3 years ago
"at least compared to smart people like me" - okay so lets see... rebuttal that actually answered my questions: 0. Your track record indicates to me that you're being disingenuous about yourself. My best hypothesis is that you're a narcissist, seeing as how your shrink said your self-esteem is too high and you think it is warranted. You've shown no capacity for intellectual conversation, bad grammar for your alleged age, and the maturity of a teen. My guess: you're delusional. the shrink's right
nylonhead116 3 years ago
why would u even begin to trust ur own insticts regarding ur guesses about me?
I can tell that u r trying hard...I'll give u that....but the vast majority of what u say is wrong.
and the grammar thing....I mean comethefuckON!!! this is fukin YOUTUBE!!! how many times must I say this????
heres a question 4 u.....how many tenured profs have the maturity of a teen??!! it's kind of a rediculous arguement on ur part, but u know what? i think I will take it as a compliment. so, thank you.
donutcookiepie 3 years ago
again, you have not proven you're a prof, you have not given any evidence of it, besides claims that no intelligent person would take as truth without empirical proof. You're idea of proof is absolutely preposterous. You have not even argued what kind of research you conduct to indicate your point. and why would i begin trusting my instincts guessing about you? i can ask the exact same thing of you. again, nice try.
nylonhead116 3 years ago
And the Hawking argument was an analogy. You would not see Hawking getting in petty debates without providing actual evidence for his case.
nylonhead116 3 years ago
you don't have the answers, do you?
nylonhead116 3 years ago
And finally, I didn't actually reply to you, and you read it anyways. It shows that you haven't let your arguments on this video go. How often do you come on here, and what fulfillment do you derive from it? What is the purpose, if you're so intellectual, to argue with the lay man? I'm an undergraduate that has not reached my goal of attaining a PhD and becoming a professor, I have the free time to do this. I can imagine a professor would have some more intellectually stimulating activities.
nylonhead116 3 years ago
you're "a" indie? you fucking retard.. you'd think a college professor would know proper grammar eh? AN indie. Oh.. and George W. Bush is the criminal you fucking twat.
cjbirk 3 years ago
Agreed. donutcookiepie - you must have received your IQ test from that silly website online called Tickle. Take the WAISC-IV or the Stanford-Binet intelligence test, and tell me how you do. From what I have read, your language usage and inability to support your arguments leads to a different connotation. On another note, professor my ass! what are your credentials, or did you get them from a diploma mill?
nylonhead116 3 years ago
donutcookiepie - is a prime example of a narcissistic self-elitist sociopath that focuses on manipulating emotion versus fact..AND this is why our country went down the tubes..Too many people like this.
One narcissist gets into a high position and then puts all his other sociopathic friends in high places, since they are willing to sell out and play THE game of their superiors.., which is why we are in the spot we are in today.
donutcookiepie...has proved this point thoroughly in this forum.
blewvelvet 3 years ago
Oh! great another droid talking shit on youtube. Look kid I'm a psychologist and just from this post alone you seem to be a low self esteem individual trying to prep-up your self confidence, but the problem is you come across as some arrogant asshole. Sorry for the comment, got to tell it like it is you know!!
Vegasgodless 3 years ago
kid??!!
Im probably older than your parents!
Plus, my shrink says my self-esteem is too high!! But, I have to always tell her that I think it is more than warranted.
donutcookiepie 3 years ago
Wow an 80 year old professor LOL... Should have retired by now idiot!
Vegasgodless 3 years ago
Haha! donut claims hes a Professor.. Wow, I feel sorry for her students.
What University do you teach at? What classes? I'm guessing your a teacher at a community college.
What's so criminal and foolish of Obama? He's been in office for a little over a month and accuse him of pure hearsay. Get the hell out of hear you freaking ass pimple droid.
Why are you even here if you don't like him? You obviously envious if you're watching it.
BobDobbs404 3 years ago
if yall dont like his philosophies, what the fuck r u watchin it for. nah better yet what the fuck you leavin comments for. i guarantee none of the people that have bad shit to say about carlin dont even know half the shit he does. hes expirienced and aint afraid or embarrased of the truth
KingOfKool182 3 years ago
Im also experienced and unafraid of the truth....and Im entitled to my say, just as he was.
donutcookiepie 3 years ago
oh ok. but you aint less than useless. you are worth something and far from useless cuz you leave comments like this.
"carlin is a PERFECT example of a hard core Dem...piece of shit commie athiest asshole, who loves scum more than anything else in life and always strove to promote those values. Im gonna go to his grave next month and take a big shit on it.
u know what,, your right. you have convinced me that your right.
KingOfKool182 3 years ago
donutcookiepie,
Wow, your a classic ignorant fool following blindly a political party that privatizes profits and socialized losses.
In simplest terms since I know your retarded. Big companies mess up and in debt.. your tax dollars pay for them.
BobDobbs404 3 years ago 3
Despite Blewvelvet's embarrassingly out-of-control rant, the video itself is useful. Carlin has a lot of excellent points to make and delivers them well, as usual.
Frozenhope 3 years ago
yeah..sorry for the rant....I can't even explain how I've been financially devastated by my job (and total industry and skill set) lost to India!
Need I say more!
Please don't say I need anger management. I can see me homeless in a few months..and damn straight..we ALL should be pissed off..even if you are not affected. I have the RIGHT to be ANGRY! Like I have the right to be SAD...or cynical!
-I actually NOT used to be like this...gee wonder why!
blewvelvet 3 years ago
Bill Hicks:
Lennon: killed
Kennedy: killed
Luther King: killed
Lincoln: killed
Ghandi: killed
Jesus: killed
Reagan: wounded
ManlySlut 3 years ago 4
I totally remember this Bill Hicks routine. Good call.
IgorSavtchenko 3 years ago
One of the best comedians ever. Perfect social commentary, and it's still relevant!!
kalvinescobar 3 years ago 22
yes it is still relevant... and that pisses me off . more people need to get PISSED about this stuff
huskiefuskie 3 years ago 8
We need more big picture people like this. More big picture people would be pissed.
awormyourhonor 3 years ago 2
When I get to feeling down!
I get George!
TABOOVSKNOWLEDGE 3 years ago 8
Same here....We'll miss ole George!!
hhrtwo 3 years ago 6
damn right
w1lp34 3 years ago
RIP George you old fuck! :P :D
RadcliffOfCrymod 3 years ago
Did anyone notice that every thing (officially) went to shit after he died, like they were waiting for the grand watcher to pass!
TABOOVSKNOWLEDGE 3 years ago 7
That's an interesting way of putting it. The way I see it though, the only difference between now and 20 years ago is the fact that Wall Street is now reaping what they've sewn.
It's all a catch-22 though. Much as we love to see all the greedy bureaucrats suffer, the bottom line is that the little guy will ALWAYS get the shitty end of the stick no matter what.
RadcliffOfCrymod 3 years ago
Yep..and Carlin predicted it in an interview just before he died. He said "America was over".
I guess we have to wait and see if we salvaged anything..hence why Obama was voted in..to help salvage and save any credibility.
BTW..love Chris Rocks' quote. "How bad did it have to get till we elect a Black President??". Brilliant..and correct. (not to deflect entirely that Obama is Half caucasian!!!
blewvelvet 2 years ago
They call the white man caucasion becouse he
Cauc's you on occasion!
& Criss is politically correct!
TABOOVSKNOWLEDGE 2 years ago
I'm anxious to know how the US of A will do without George Carlin.
Who will now tell the people the truth about how they get f*cked, and who owns the country?
GC, old fuck, you are missed!
PS: I hope Obama manages to stay alive - both terms.
PPS: How many generations of breeding caucasians in does it take to water out the black? - Just curious. :)
coincidal 2 years ago 2
It aint rush or glenn beck! They don't know "shit from shinola". If they do..their paychecks are coming from the gop!
blewvelvet 2 years ago
good post but you gont have to call them dumbasses thats stuping to thier level if you notice when a republican doesnt have an answer the first thing they do is call you a dumb ass for your beliefs but they cant explain why they are dumb.
Raphael2885 3 years ago 3
good point..I've changed the info..only because it was old.
blewvelvet 2 years ago
God I miss him.
dmlarson919 3 years ago 2
FANTASTIC!!!!!
Togjaaa 3 years ago 4