20070126 Calpernia Dating?

[fitchc]

oh honey i think you would find mr right in NY..NY is the plavce to be for you..more down to earth than LA..different culture. I think NY would be the place for you, doll.

[LannaDru]

Wow, that was ruthless! R.I.P Sugar-Booger.

[soulfullsongbird88]

personally its nobodys business whether we're trans or not ,if we've had our SRS surgery n its not their business..... its bad enough people judge us 4 being us n that would give them ammo to just hurt us trans women more.... besides Ms.Calpernia is very Beautiful,Very Honest,Dedicated Woman..... i love you girl keep on keepin on n personally most Men are Dogs.... they just wanna go poke everything they can get their thing in lol .... anyways sorry for being lengthy ms.calpernia w/ luv Jordynn

[gell7]

u got a mean side? there,how did u do those effect?

[FrackleRackle]

Would you tell a guy your trans if you dated?

[Lyco499499]

@FrackleRackle Obviously, it's something that has to be put out there from the start if you actually want it to go anywhere. In Calpernia's case, even if she wasn't the beautiful honest soul she is, she's famous, so her name in one search engine would spill the proverbial beans.

That's what makes dating so akward and fraught with semi serious conversations so early on in a relationship for most trans people. It's a sad fact of our world that alot of people are still very predjudice.

[cucktslover]

Do you Date Black men?

[faustpsycho]

LOL noo you burned the booger haha that was comedy good stuff.

[Vegassteph]

Calpernia I am int he same boat. It seems many men (not all) are intimedated by women (especially T women) who have it together. Many have that knight in shinning armor crap and do not want a true equal. Keep up all the good stuff you are doing and stay likeyou are. You are a credit to all of us TS out here!!!

[gertz15]

i'd love to go on a date with you if i ever had a chance

[CalperniaAddams]

@bovveroiboi I ended up doing a dating show, you can read about it by Googling "Transamerican Love Story"

[MrsAlexisClyde]

Imogen heap? Yay! love that song

[lolatmarshall]

lol

[2Rumalbaer]

You may think that everybody you meet is an idiot. If you do, that is your problem, not mine.

Did you ever think about that if a single man talks about what most men think and feel, he doesn't talk about himself in the first place?

Oh, you didn't?

That tells us something about you.

As a gay man, I thought a lot about the problem of male and female socialisation in child time. If you don't like to think about this subject, well, no problem, nobody will force you to do. Just be happy.

[CalperniaAddams]

You are simply wrong, about almost everything you think about men and women. That is sad, but common.

[RumalBaer]

Of course you find some comedians with sense of humor. That's obvious. Even here in germany some comedians have it. Some.

But when you are dating a guy, you are not a comedian. You are a quite normal woman, and men prefer if you are not too funny. You may be blond, but not funny. To be funny is for men only, and women have to laugh over THEIR jokes.

So little girls learn to be not funny, but cute.

Transwomen didn't learn this. They are funny, and so they stay alone.

That's tragic.

[CalperniaAddams]

Oohhhh... now I get it. You're just an idiot who is so intimidated by women that you pretend to be superior to women, ha ha. So very terribly "common" and boring. Dismissed!

[cutecati9]

@RumalBaer . So, what does that make you? if you're saying that men are funny and girls are cute, what about gay men, you?... If one needs to be a cute girl to laugh at men jokes and only men are allowed to tell them, my guess is you are leading a very boring life... neither laughing at jokes nor telling them...

THAT IS TRAGIC!

[RumalBaer]

Well .. I am sorry to be gay. Really.

If there would be more women with your sense of black humor maybe I would change. Maybe.

But maybe this is the reason why it is so difficult for transsexuals to find a partner - because straight men do not like women with this strange (male?) sense of humor?

Maybe transsexuals should make a genderchange not only to their body, but to their brain, too. Maybe they would better find a straigt man to love them afterwards.

Oh no, don't!

Better stay alone!

[CalperniaAddams]

Lots of women have my kind of sense of humor... Chelsea Handler, Kathy Griffin, Lisa Lampinelli, Sarah Silverman. It's not a "male" thing, it's about being comfortable with yourself and feeling strong.

[cdgraves68]

i love you..

[joshdw83]

i like the movie soider girl

[kyjoe9]

as hot and funny as you are, i figure you would have alot of men knocking on your door!

[Fma42081]

lol sugar booger haha

[Lailaah974]

woww you're most beautiful with DARK hairs!

[SadieDammit]

LOL LOL it was a just and proper end for anyone called "Sugar booger"!

[theloniusacrow]

.... Poor Sugar Booger! That was horrible XD

5/5 + faved!

-Blake

[ilovecrisscroker]

THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!lollolloloololololool­ollololololo)lololol

[TheMiddleBrunette]

lol, i love how sugar booger like EXPLODED and she was like "whatever". can anyone tell me the name of this song? i really like it.

[justiceleague3000]

Sugar Bugar!! lol That's awesome. You have a killer sense of humor. Your cartoons and Childhood Coloring Books from your site were some of the funniest things I've ever seen.

"Um... can I borrow $5?" LOL!

[superficialWounds]

what is up with the angel floating around? and she sniffed her finger after that. hilarious. good job.

[TomozukiII]

Do I see botox lips here? :)

[CalperniaAddams]

Botox doesn't go in the lips, dum dum.

[brundontfreeze000]

lol true

[MIDJOBZ]

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[MIDJOBZ]

sugar booger is just checking in! sugar booger was being mean to calpernia! this is so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! suger booger reminds me of my little sister!!!!!!!!!

[MIDJOBZ]

THAT WAS SWO FUNNY, CAN i BORROW $5 HAHAHAHAHAH

[ranwal12]

Calpernia - I just love you! If I was straight I would love to date you! You're gorgeous!

[ranwal12]

Calpernia - I just love you! If I was straight I would love to date you! You're gorgeous! Good luck find a nice guy!

[Edengoth]

i love that song in the background.

[Preda1ien]

I would love to go out with you :)

If only I didn't live so far away...

[tracyblogger]

ROFLMAO @ 1:41 - 1:52

[Edengoth]

lolol. She always turns corny humor into something hilarious and terrible like that hahahahaha <3 calpenia!

[Edengoth]

I mean calpernia

[transgtman]

Hey, do you think we can do that with children too, little boogers always asking for money and video games.

[sabbboy]

I really commend Calpernia. Girl, You've been through a lot and I admire your strength, you have more strength then me, I could never survive and come out to the other side a tragedy

a strong person. you go on with your bad self, Keep living life for you. Much Love.

[stupid4fame]

wtf a fairy so funny reminds me of an lsd trip

[DallamaX]

yeah shes sweet and feminine untill you step on its feet. then it becomes a monster with a growling voice and whatnot oll

[stupid4fame]

good luck on dating and nice name peace and love and aloha from your hawaiian freind peace

[pinklisa]

Wow how rude. Women have grace dallamax.

[stemcn06]

i have a boyfriend 4 u his name is ryan young

[bummercucumber]

Reality dating show on LOGO.

[LesbianVampireLover]

SEHR schoen!

[FranklenWylder]

schoen

[peymaania]

Shuga Bugga is an Elfette, Elfs and Elfettes don't die. Much like Herpes, elfs have a way of coming back!

[thechibster]

lol about the Sugar Booger... I just started watching your videos recently you are pretty awesome.

[xCrimsonRiot]

my stomach hurts i was laughing sio hard when she explodedddd..

[amurphy245]

Id hit it so hard that if you pulled me out you'd be the king of england.

[sharkrey]

HAHAHA yes

[pigpotbelly1]

Sugar Booger exploded! lol. Ly

[tobzy4u]

i got an idea use a paper bag and leave it over ur head... hey ur almost as funny as borat... not -.-

[butchfalutch]

i wish my family could accept me too fer bein a transgender and all. bc im havin a hard time hiding it. you're my idol. haha

[xRieZx]

YOU KILLED THE ELF !!!

[kohlcass]

Is that a gaia angel, Calpernia? :)

[kylo4]

I really like her from what I've seen of her videos. You remind me of me a glorious actress, beautiful, elegant and intelligent. I mean that as a compliment. I like the activist side of you as well as the fact that you stand up for what you believe in. Those are great qualities.

[motleyhar]

Stunning!

[caffiend81]

Hahaha! Senseless torchings of annoying characters are always appropriate!

[born9889]

i love your hair like this! i love your sassiness too ;) you go ahead and light that sugar booger on fire

[TeHF0rc3]

Dating? Are you sure? You're a transsexual, you should tell 'em first before you try to date.

[szaboci]

You are very sweet. Well, all the best luck with finding your match.

Kisses from Hungary

[kopperb]

You are so beautiful.

[katmle]

k heres one tip:

i love the hair like in this vid! shortish brown hair really suits you.

[MissEpod]

SUgar Buggar!!! thats good!! , I hope you found a good man Calpernia.

[rs13lows]

ugly bitch

[cyanidemoon]

go for bisexual men, they are more honest about the way they feel as well, which would help personality and physically.

[scoobylove07]

if you didn't like men...I would be on the first plane into LA!

[scoobylove07]

If you liked women and lived in Australia I would be more than happy to take you out. You are GORGEOUS!

[ministerevil]

I found this video more than a year too late; otherwise, I would have e-mailed.

[chaucer44]

see , ,my question is, do you tell your date (a man I guess?) that you're a man also?

I dated someone for a brief time and she was very not right 'down there', just didn't look right so I split. She/he had a deeper tonal voice but once I saw the mangled mess down below I ran for the hills.

[Jgenx]

Chaucer44 - you are a fucking moron. Calpernia is not a man, SHE is a woman.

[anes900]

fagass nerd he maybe look like a women but he can never be one God made him like man and noone can change thet

[aigelkott]

God made you an idiot and no one can change that!

[kcnightops]

See I find you interesting and not in a bad way you are the first transsexual I have really seen I think well hat I know ofLOL so what is wrong with wondering i mean come on I am form the Midwest so we don't see a lot. But I will say this you are not bad looking LOL

any way no offense meant in other comments

[CaffeinatedBum]

Actually there are a ton of transsexuals in the Midwest. They're just not open about it because Midwest is a generally less accepting part of the country.

[benjizorro]

OMG THIS MADE MY LIFE <33

[legion2024]

I hope you tell every guy/girl you date you are a guy, i realy do

[Julysoffspring92]

hey just be yourself maybe go for a bisexual man it may help your case hes into males and females and maybe it could be your ticket to happiness and i am being serious i am not trying to hurt you or anything it may just work

Take Care Calpernia

[rryanrreed]

Wow you are great! I love all the videos!

[XxIntegralEinxX]

Sugar booger=ADORABLE....xD Cute...anime...Chibiness...

Im probably a bit late in this comment. Sorry. xD

Date me! ^^ No, don't actually.... Finding dates on the internet is never a good idea, and im kind of a loser xD

[XxIntegralEinxX]

Wow. I totally spelled that wrong. My appologies xD

[XxIntegralEinxX]

OMG SHNOOGERBOOGER IS ADORABLE. xD Anime chibi CUTENESS.

<3 to you, By the way. :3

[videosanta]

I hope you die.

[respect9898]

i wish i could do that to my housemate. hahaaa

[Carnage55]

Yeah cause no man wants you.

[CalperniaAddams]

My heart belongs only to you, Carnage55.

[youtubasoarus]

How a girl like you has a hard time dating is a mystery to me. Just throw yourself out there. I've had a hard time myself but I guess we all have problems with something. Just got to kick life in the ass and keep moving. You seem like a very strong willed person. So don't worry.

[ashleyjuddstwin]

you remind me of my aunt yolanda...she's such a beautiful woman...you have the same essence she does

[SoCyurious]

lmao!

poor fairy!

[helldrell666]

can i be that boy friend sweety. i adore you

[Rebuy5800]

you know that was a man at one point? can you say "TRANSSEXUAL"...

[CalperniaAddams]

Wow do you work for CSI?

[Kakichum]

hahaha did sugar booger fart on her finger? hahah

[lemmingherder]

Thanks, that made me happy.

[MichaelJacksonRocks5]

That was EVIL!

And awesome. poor sugar booger. :P

[mle011]

Hahaha you killed it!!!

[19diablo93]

That was really dumb...

[LoneSheWolf]

lmao flammmesss xD

[IceBlueHeart]

o-o Wooooah, fire. <<

[mondebankale]

I don't know if you really search someone but yeah his video rules.

If i may give pieces of advice :

1)Stay stealth

2)Stay away from internet : because too much use of internet ==> depression (I know very well this point)

3)Go out, (don't end up in gay bars). Go in place (bars) with a lot of people.

[redscorpionx1]

Can anyone tell me how does she got that female voice?

[Xelanderthomas]

You burnt up sugar booger hee hee you just won a new subscriber.

[apricottart]

Wow you look really pretty here! I dont think you look as good with the red hair, the short brownish black makes your cheeks look cute.

[KCurlee]

Ooh poor Sugar Booger!

[DrowningYourDreams]

LMAO I love the calm expression while setting SugarBooger on fire. Spiffy!

[crazietracie]

that was so cute and original!!!!

[Toy1976]

Oh, no!!! Sugggggaaaarrrrrr Booooogeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

[1948mmm]

I needed a smile today......Thank you..........

[DavidG57]

haha..that was a hoot - poor sugar booger

[emirooroo]

That was cute

I would send an email like u said but.. I think im about a year too late.

Well, hope u had some luck ^.^

[JesseSHS]

You're pretty and you seem to have a great personality, so I'm sure youll find a great boyfriend this year. Just make sure he treats you right and hes a good one.. theres too many bad ones. Hey, take care, k? I'm probably your yougnest fan.. keep on with the videos, rock on!

[Ronifah]

You're beautiful. and poor sugar booger lol!

[TristanPolaris]

oh my god. Frou Frou is best. I love it.

[jwallbanger]

i'd do ya

[SerinaStar]

intresting lol

[mypercula]

Cute animation

[gaymilitaryman]

I guess I just love you...

[Jagdtoq]

Any chance of dating your bug, I've got five dollars and there's an excellent burns unit nearby? lol;D~

[JesseVial]

Im single.

[subtleironyfilms]

hahaha that was amazing!

[saga61]

Your interaction with Sugar Booger was hysterical. Is she out of the pixie burn unit yet?

[XenoBoT]

u r very sexi <3

[octogirlpretty]

OMFG that was the best!!

"..Oh honey I'm sorry.."

"Ahhhh!"

Calpernia+Sugar booger=Best videos ever.Period. :)

[donri07]

this was sooo funny girl .lol ..well i do hope you have found a nice guy by now;) becose your great funny and pretty good looking okeee bybyby peace8love moi:D

[sailorcook]

I was in the Navy also. And transgendered Lived on base hated roomates. San diego is a great place to grow as a women.

[lokituck]

LOL! FIRE!

[peachpanic]

Lady, you are so cool!

[tupangsutil]

sugar booger is hilarious!

[skaziacelera]

u truly are one of the biggest inspirations of my life and your still glamourous and always will be, it feel like a dream that im talking to you , anyways, god bless sweety , from one of your biggest fans

[CalperniaAddams]

Thank you, hon! =) You are a sweetheart!

[anlashokna]

Funny you should mention dating shows, 777tao!

And finally, I learn how it's pronounced! Of course, hearing it, I think "Of course that's how it's pronounced! Why couldn't I get that!".

One year (ish) later - I hope you're doing well. Be sure to save the contact info from the ones you don't pick - there are probably several of your friends that would like a chance ^.^

[moonsetflies]

HAHA, you are creative and hilarious. <3

[nonprofitgirl]

You're beautiful! I hope that - almost a year later - you've found someone who can "get" and appreciate and love who you are. I think you're amazing, darling. Very creative with the little friend, too. I enjoy VERY MUCH your "My Daughter, My Son" video, too.

[777tao]

Start a reality TV Show with all of us girls meeting some very special dates...I volunteer to be one of the girls wanting a date.They've tried all the other dating shows...They'll be glad to give us a chance...yeah,give us a chance...that's all I'm saying.Your Sis Zena

[msronnierho]

Oh, now that's funny stuff!

[theAshleyMartin]

you continue to inspire me and I love your humor :)

[Pilomaya]

well all i can say is i met my life partner very romanticly, we got married in the very chapel we met in.i just think that i needed to do something entirley different. i was 300 miles away from home and i was traveling alone.i had never done that before. i am shocked that a good man is so hard to find. but i think there is someone for everyone out there.keep open and dont worry calpernia.... he will come soon.

lots of love from ella

[babyhedgehog22]

I was joking! Try dropping a handkerchief on the floor when a man passes by and fluttering your eyelashes.

[babyhedgehog22]

I cannot believe you have not got a boyfriend!!! Maybe you should try dying your hair blond and wearing a tight T-shirt that says 'access all areas' or 'slut' written on it. (Or move to Alaska.)

[CalperniaAddams]

Those strategies don't get a boyfriend, they attract an altogether different thing...

[babyhedgehog22]

You're right of course, and I was not being serious at the time. The only thing I can think of is speed dating or being introduced to men via friends of friends etc.  Like I said before, I can't believe you're having difficulty.

[CalperniaAddams]

Yah, I know =) The sad thing is, I'll probably end up trying the blonde dye job too, eventually, ha ha. I'm not stressing over it, though. Hopefully I'll pull a Demi Moore and snag a cutie when I'm 40.

[librophile]

I totally agree minus the T-shirt. We all saw the amazing transformation of Jennifer Esposito from "Spin City" when she went from a brunette to a blond, she became a "babe" ... or Lonnie Anderson from "WKRP" again from a natural brunette to a strikingly beautiful blond woman.

[fistoffun1977]

I love the explosion. Hee hee.

[mjblue2006]

You are sensational and every man in the world would die for you!

[eternally7lovely]

your humour is the best calpernia! i love your comics too! lol...good luck with dating, though I don't think you need luck *wink*

[raiga3k2]

lmao! awesome video!

[PrismaticEcho]

You're just sick, you know that. . . SICK!!!

(I love it)

>=)

[Pilomaya]

whats sick about her!

nothing she is one of the most beautiful and healthy women in hollywood.go and have a wank, dont take out your frustration on beautiful women if you can be decent go and entertain your self!"!!

[Eirra15]

Er... I think the person was talking about the fact she sets the cute little... angel... bird... faery... thing on fire, and sends it plummeting to its death in a firey explosion in the lower right corner of the screen there.

Loved the vid, by the way xD But... man, 2007... I need to get on more >.>

[noextrai]

Hilarious! You need a flyswatter for sugar booger.