A quick game of CHESS anyone?

[Maker231]

The guy to the left hits down more pieces then I do with 30 sec on the clock :P

[GroupMagnet7]

awasame!!!!!!!



[ILoveScratchBattles]

@nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 this is kinda like last summer @ jumpin jacks, isn't it?

BTW, ask your dad if we can do that chess club thing again!

[jvmc08]

so many stupid moves ahhh

[UnluckyClover1]

I hate speed chess! It hurts my brain! I need at least 30 minutes :)

[sdog1234]

nice, I still don't know how to do strategy in chess.. all I know is what each piece does and have basic chess skills... better than a lot at my school lol.

[tolerateu]

@sdog1234 Ways to learn strategy:

1: Do Chess puzzles that many websites have.

2: Learn a couple of openings.

3: Attack the king, checking the most may not matter, but it can aggravate the opponent alot and he may do sloppy moves.

[DavidForthoffer]

Your video quality is pretty good, except for not showing the clock times.

If Jim was a master, why did he play 14. ... fe allowing 15. fe? And why didn't he play 16. Rxf3?

(I'm labeling squares according to the standard convention, rather than according to your upside-down board.)

[SearchBucket]

Black was no "Master". A Master would have just pushed the d-pawn as the passed g-pawn was holding the white King to the kingside. Good fun to watch though.

[gepard198]

l saw faster , but stills its a good game played :)

[lakersownsuns]

thats why pawns are so important, inexperienced players will sacrifice them all and then when they lose all of their powerful pieces, and theyve got no pawns they just get ran over. dont sacrifice pawns unlesss its completely fullproof

[9thunderchicken]

once you take your hand off a piece thats where it stays !

i also hate clumsy players.

really wasn't lighting speed at all

[LineriderMasterDX]

hey. i got a question, do both white pawns have to be on both sides of the black pawn, in order to do en passant?

[CaraBrimleyRules]

Nope, only one pawn has to move forward two squares. Check it out on Wikipedia.

[SlashXel]

awesome but at the end the white king lost consciousness X)

[Serbia57]

dude this aint bullet.. take your time on moving pieces -.-.

[Shoarmaboer20]

I hate it when players make a move and retreat it :p just make a move when you're sure what you're gonna do.

[xXxDragunov14xXx]

I hate when people are clumsy with the pieces =(

[dawan100]

i can play this kings opening faster

[matywaldy]

Thats just fucking sick

[theredchair1]

You Know When They Frean Knock Over More Pieces Than Move Slow The F'n Down

[matywaldy]

Whats this a quick line before the game starts or what

[theredchair1]

Did You See The Game Behind They Taking There Time

[matywaldy]

its all a bit sick.I mean do they really enjoy the game like we do,there like robots,r2d2 beep beep

[amodelchurro]

in the 3:58 i can see the face of that guy !!!!!

[santo2010]

He went down to pick up the knight :)

[amodelchurro]

yeah XD

[MACHETIEKILLER941]

i HATE playing with a timer

[gtamateur]

that prevent people think 5 hour

[TristenSamElliott]

dude i could beat my brothers faster then that jeez and plus your slopy

[mitchmitchell68]

dril your openings but this is silly..also clumsyness in optima forma throwing pieces all over the bord....hahaha ever seen kasparov play fast chess?

[Marosh5]

It is great you like playing chess and record it, however...

1, Please do not reffer to any of these players as "master". In chess terminology international masters and grandmasters are real professionals whose rating is very close to rating of both players here combined.

2, You played blitz chess (5 minutes each player), rapid chess (speed chess) is 15-60 minutes per side

3, Blitz chess is the most popular form of chess but only among amateurs. Real chess players concentrate on long games

[YeahyeahIndeed]

1. Master is always relative ;)

2. You know what he meant so why even care??

3. That's wrong, for example, Alexandra Kosteniuk is the Women's World Chess Champion...and she plays blitz.

[HoliCrapItsAllan]

was that a joke game?

[harshvgaus]

why do all amatuers always play rui lopez? cant they think of something else?

cant they plauy sicilian, always upsets the opponent

[Scallywag1AIK]

maby thats why..

[Neso1991]

amateurs

[ZosoPlayer]

you call this quick!

[Lynne323]

u suck at chess..

[ComputerGeek3310]

what are you thinking! you should have taken out those 2 bricks after you lost your tower!

then you had had a free run to get a Queen

sigh!

[DevonportEnder]

I could beat these chumps. Dumb exchanges in the opening manouvres.

[way2waky]

Real Komakzi's

[TBSSage]

after seeing the Q exchange I called out "black is going to win this". typical hallmarks of a speed game, all focus on even exchanges.

[MarianoOso]

terrible partido loco

parecia q se reponia el

blanco pero el negro jugo muy bien

aguante el ajedrez

[kakashi157270]

nice very well and i am in 5th grade and i find you easy to beet so come play me some time

[Thumper17]

You knocked the pieces over alot, Klutz.

[IncreaseThePeaceeeee]

That was quite good, but not great.

[MamaLlama22]

No need to invest 3 tempi to play Rg1 when black can spend one tempo playing g6,stopping all of the g-file stuff.

[justBhappyII]

boring even though very short for a game of chess. However, what I find hilarious is comparing your table to the table of the people next to you. this is the average ratio (quickly estimated :-D):

12moves/1 LOOOOOOL

[scottyboy3001]

wtf you suck i seen faster and hey dumbass try not hitting the peaces over

[MrSweetPotato]

You are funny. "I SEEN FASTER"?? Your English is terrible.

"PEACES" ?? Your spelling is like a first grader.

Yet you call me dumb?

I just don't know what to say to someone like you, just stay in school and use a dictionary or spellchecker.

[Marosh5]

I am sorry MrSweerPotato but scottyboy is right. The game was nothing special. Especially white did not play very well. Plus, knocking the pieces all over.. Non-chess players could be impressed but chess players know this was not a top-notch stuff.

Btw, before you start questioning my English or my rank, please note I am not a native speaker a my FIDE rating is 2200+.

[shing5145]

@MrSweetPotato

fail knocking over the pieces. :D

[eoinraff19]

@scottyboy3001 You try playing anywhere near that fast smart-ass. Bet you cant even play chess your to dumb

[irvpat]

Blitz games are always better, keeps you from sitting for a long time at one game.

[MediumKuriboh]

man how bad you play

[funkmasterdx]

what if we make a slap clock by slapping each others face that be cool

[DDRking23]

Rofl, would that be awesome xD.

[Shorigun]

He dropped the pawn lolz

[kasparov1989]

Black played very well with his pawns. That was a great quick game of chess. Thanks for uploading

[xELRx]

lol owned

[404mistake]

That was really fascinating to watch, you both move your hands so quickly and with great absolution. Excuse my ignorance but what is the function of the clock in he game. Is it some form of speed chess?

[MrSweetPotato]

The purpose of the clock is to give each player exactly the same amount of time to think about their moves. It can be set to any length of time. 2 hours each, 30 minutes each, or in speed chess as little as 5 or even 2 minutes each.

When using a chess clock the game is lost by the player ho's time runs out first. Regardless of material or position or 'BUT I HAD CHECKMATE IN TWO MOVES'.

[MrSweetPotato]

It makes it completely even & fair and prevents one player from taking twenty minutes to think about each move thereby avoiding a sitting contest.