Race to Witch Mountain | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[PumaSweat]

Let's be real...When was the last time if ever Disney EVER made a decent live action film?!

I mean how man times did you have to watch Apple Dumpling Gang in 4th grade?

Their live actions films have never been good.

[Xelaeatyou]

Does anyone else notice Leon's afro bouncing at some points?

[TheSnowyice]

You might take your seven or eight year old to see this.

[Sabrinism1]

4:30 - 4:40

LOL

[Sabrinism1]

4:30-4:40 LOL

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[hackensac]

3:28

Cyrus: I Cringed more and more and more

Corey: Nyah nyah nyah nyah

Cyrus: You two slept through half the movie so i don't even wanna hear it from you

[glenniesamoyoa26]

didnt see the tennisball thing coming! nice one,going to watch this in webmovietube

[DonkeyMagnet99]

trouble with these bozo reviewers is they think theyre more interesting than the films theyre reviewing

nothing worse than an idiot who never knows when to shut the fk up and let the movie do the talking !!

[TEHGROUND]

If ya can't make it good, make it 3D!

[MoviesFromG]

Really really pointless movie. The original was completely different. I was bored out of my mind watching this film.

[PumaSweat]

Dude he could have had an incredible action movie career, but he pulled a Last Action Hero. He has so much better charisma than Vin Diesel, the Rundown was fun, and he gets it because of his wrestling past.

[barulez]

Should call this Race to BITCH Mountain and it's the worse

film ever. Miley Cyrus plays in the beginning and she sucks in

soundtracks like that. Thumps up if you agree with me.

SOME OL' BULLSH*T! WORSE FLICK EVER!

[angelzr]

Did Carla Gugino injure herself while filming this flick? She has a nasty bump on her forehead throughout the whole film.

[Roger4313]

The alien chick is Hot, but the movie suck ASS.

[MadHatter34784]

Annasophia Robb is beautiful!

[ktto11]

@MadHatter34784 Yeah, she's pretty hot.

[freezeandburn77]

This movie sucked ass( kinda)

[MegaAdam1000]

I'd give it a rental. It had some impressive special effects, and some good acting, but I must admit,I got bored in the middle.

[shaynereece]

i would have given this a full price

[MoviesFromG]

Lol at end.

[mastergreymon]

they need the eyebrow

[smokie199212]

rock is disney's little bitch!! i mean comeon when was the last time we saw a movie like rundown???

[clashrogers]

The original Escape to Witch Moutain is way better.

[madgirl14]

this movie was OK to me.

[ISHTIAK140790]

This is Movie waiting for you.... at "Movie Watcher" and this is free....

[gaaraanime5]

This movie was the stereotypical kids' movie.

1. There's a happy ending.

2. Cheesey dialogue

3. The man and woman hook up.

What a waste of my fucking time this movie was...Some Ole Bullshit

[theblackcatofchronos]

I don't know why everyone hates this movie... I really liked it! I agree that it could have had a bit of a better ending but I really enjoyed every minute of this movie!

[JADDENHOPKINS]

i love the rock but he needs to fire his agent.It's sad watching movies like this with him in it

[TF2Fan101]

I'd actually give this film a rental, because there will be kids who will want to see this, Adults may not enjoy it, and adults may not last seeing it as a matinee.

[stewie274]

personally, i think it was below average. it was pretty damn clichéd and nothing really new or interesting. but i will say this, for a disney movie, it was kinda violent.

[TF2Fan101]

I thought the plot was well done, except the ending could have been more exciting.

[DIVINITYvideos]

this movie has so many liberal political messages, it's ridiculous

[Boky505]

i was bored

and i loved transformers 2

[bladrunner6]

in england we call people like you four WANKERS

[DarkProphet94]

i admire the fact that the ro- excuse me, "dwane johnson" is willing to look past all the fans who saw him as a badass during the WWF days and continue to make such classics as this and Planet 51

[oiramldx]

yeah

but wouldnt you be a little upset if one of your badass heroes started making silly stuff?

[DarkProphet94]

my friend, ive already jumped that casm. i had to witness Michael Keaton go from Batman to snowman in Jack Frost. and im still recovering from the shit Stallone and Swarzanegger have done in their careers (Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot, Junior, Batman and Robin, Spy Kids 3, the list goes on)

[mark33850]

i had no idea that it was a remake

[tracymcgradyfan11]

if you mofo's ever split up this show is finished/dooomed/caput/meaning­less. Great chemistry and i love listening to you dudes. My words counts keep it up.

[firelightningprince]

this movie was the 5th element all over again jus in case u ask y here

alien(s) appear into a cab driver cab and the cab driver hasto protect the alien(s)

[Kniletiah]

Hahaha, someone at Disney is SO fired...

~|K|~

[SamShader]

Wil all of you just shut the hell up.

[Dattebayo04]

At least that blonde girl keeps you watching.

[bunsenhoneydew111]

how old are you? like 27 or 48? and you think the little blonde girl is sexy

[Dattebayo04]

What are you taking about? I'm not even an adult.

I'm 16.

[bunsenhoneydew111]

oh but shes like 10 or 11

[Dattebayo04]

She's not 10, she's the same age as me. Thinks

for trying to make me look like a molester.

[bunsenhoneydew111]

molester how is anybody going to know how old you are is you say you "at least the blonde girl keeps you watching ?

[Dattebayo04]

What are you talking about? I'm a guy! What does

that have to do with my age moron.

[bunsenhoneydew111]

you have to be so mean to a little boy wow! very nice

[Dattebayo04]

Shut up, you're not a kid.

[bunsenhoneydew111]

no i am a kid watch my vids youll see how young i am

[Dattebayo04]

You said you were a kid. Your not a kid. You look close to my age. Your a teen.

[bunsenhoneydew111]

oh how do i look like a teen? im going to be 13

[bunsenhoneydew111]

oh yeah and im the one playing the guitar the younger one im not in the ghost video im the one with the short retarded hair

[SamShader]

As I said before: Shut up.

[ARBITUR54632]

what the FUCK!!!!????

[Dattebayo04]

Eat it

[AD0B0Y6]

lol she's not 10 or 11 shes 15

stupid.

[bunsenhoneydew111]

she looks like shes 10 or 11 "stupid"

[AD0B0Y6]

Well you should have said that INSTEAD of saying

"shes LIKE"

duh?

[bunsenhoneydew111]

wait a minute how old are you cause if your 24 or something you just called a little boy stupid

[TheDrunkenCelt]

What the fuck is Gaius Julius Caesar doing in this movie? That guy is a good actor

[bignoisematt]

some ol boschitt

[MegaDres]

I want it for my birthday.

[ohstate411]

what went worng the rock was a fighter but now he's with the kiddy

[wolf44442]

The movie was like that meal you eat at a house party that you stomach down and pretend to enjoy

[raymondleeleggs]

AnnaSophia Robb has Huge eyes.

[Game1ngAssass1n]

meh. Rental

[wolfman222111222]

Rental.

[22NERDS]

some ol bullshit

[22NERDS]

some ol bullshit

[Anniethecoolone]

usually me and my friends would go see this movie when we were bored because we love watching dumb movies and mocking them, but i didn't want to go mainly because of Anna Sophia Robb, i hate that girl!

[jollydowy]

annasophia robb da best in da film

[soulQuency]

this movie was very boring to cheesy and bah even my sister who is 12 got bored

[DarkNightCoaster]

what is that song in the intro i fukin love it

[EvilMonkeyYA]

i hate wen bad asses go into kids movies just sayin look at ice cube

[ninjawraith17]

could be worse you could have Arnold Sw-

okay how about Vin Diesel he didn-

alright maybe these guys have lost their credibility as action stars.

[DarkProphet94]

no, actually it couldve been worse. it couldve had steven segal or, (ugh), chuck norris.

[ninjawraith17]

Chuck Norris was in a movie called Sidekicks.

[DarkProphet94]

i know, i checked a review from a dude called the nostalgia critic. its one giant self endulging chuck norris cocksuck.

[soulQuency]

dude Chuck Norris owns

[americancitizeen]

@EvilMonkeyYA *cough cough Jack black cough cough*

[night4345]

@americancitizeen jack black isn't a badass

[NatterV2]

race to witch mountain was good, and i enjoyed it, but i agree 3d would of been beeter to view it in.. but the day i went to it, had no 3d unforunately but dwane did good

Full Price

[LINKthePIRATE913]

haha funn matine stupid film haha

[kazuya246]

this movie was sooooo boring

[LeonSKennedy828]

I thought the movie was awful, Rock's acting worked for WWE like wonders but not for the big screen, his performances are a joke on every level

[beyondbedandbathisme]

Lol that would've made a good twist ending.

[Tallacus]

that would have been a good ending for it, they eat the rock

[MusicBasterd]

[At start of video] I never seen this movie, maybe this will give me an idea. Except it looked a little cheesy...

[At end of video] Yeah, it looks like I was right. But it looks a lot like they're just dissing every movie they watch.

[ethiotoronto]

thats cause every movie coming out is crap lol

[nethy6]

Check out their review for the movie "Cloverfield".

[Brokenwingeddemon87]

also any movie that come out after March, they hate movies in Feb and Jan because as they stated Jan is a dumb month and Feb is bad love comedy month plus dumb month for bad movies. when award winning movies come around they love it.

look at their review of Slumdog, the Wrestler, and Frost Nixon. they loved those movies.

[DIRECTHALO666]

hey man dont diss january lol thats my birthday :P

[Brokenwingeddemon87]

well I'm really dissing the movies but i did enjoy Paul Blart and Rise of the Lycans was decent. two movies one each month that were okay but not worth a movie ticket.

[DIRECTHALO666]

i will admit january sux to go to the movies. some movies r so bad the only reason i stay there is cuz im usually on a date and were not watchin anyway

[pwebb44418]

I didn't see this movie, but I loved the original

[Brainiac83]

aaahahaha  extra 10$ for special effects haha

[BRm2008]

beats dumb movie slike PotC movies

[Vameon]

The dude with the hat always tries to pick differen't or something.

[dangrievous]

After all Disney is not good at live-action movies!

The only good hit was the POTC trilogy, everything else - live bulshit!

[BRm2008]

u are live bullshit

[ironspiderhulk04]

tron was live bullshit?

[LINKthePIRATE913]

ik! i absolutly love potc! potc and disneyland make me love disney, but everything else, makes me feel its just going dooooooooooown hill

[zimshowfan]

this movie sucked. may as well call it Race 2 "Shit" Mountain

[BRm2008]

no it didn't it was good.

[g2hvemypops]

i agree about the ending that'd be hilarious

[jhol7689]

lmao somebody at diney is so fired freakin hilarious.

It aint hollywoods fault!

Its PEOPLE who have t come up with the creative ideas that nother moie has gone before.

You people just have low attention spams.

[AlexKincaid]

...attention spams?

[jhol7689]

means its hard to entertain you

like some people saybenjamin button was good but way to long

slumdog was a great film but it beat darknight so it sucks.

See nothing is ever good for you people.

there always has to be something wrong with it. today people are pointing at all the wrong points and not the good.

not saying this is good the old one is way better. But think how hard it is to make a film that has never been done before no chinesse remake or black nd white remake wit out critisizm.

[AlexKincaid]

I think you mean attention SPAN. Spam is a meat product!

[jhol7689]

o woops lol yea i do!:)

[endlosmacht]

hes boxing his punching bag taking out his frustrations instead of masturbating... ROFL 1:00

[robertg5a]

the girls hot

[ChiaKaCheng]

dwayne johnson is too buff to be jack bruno in this one, they should find someone a bit skinny to do the acting, even the kids got scared after they saw dwayne's muscles

[BigBenDiehl]

The reason why they wanted johnson was they wanted Jck Bruno to kick ass!!

[gothblackout]

LOL at 3:31

[buciok]

yea that would have been mega hella funny, at the end

[Solar312]

hell, even some children hated RTWM.

[Solar312]

Most movies are crap. The only films I actually enjoyed were Iron Man, 300, Dark Knight, Wall-E, Kung Fu Panda, Watchmen and a few other movies that I personally liked. Other than that. Holly Wood is sucking more each day.

[horseboxfan]

kung fu panda?! seriously! I thought that was mildly amusing more of a 'kids film' ( a film which only kids enjoy) than a 'family film' (a film most of the family enoy like toy story, finding memo or lion king)

[Eirthbndr2]

I assume you are referring (sp) to movies of the 2008-2009 era.

[henkman00]

so basicly this movie is saying kids are stupid and dont want too ''hang'' with adults.

what happened too movies/shows that where fun for kids AND adults?

[andrewl5201]

I was kind of disapointed when I saw the Rock in this, ok for kids but other than that it's crap.

[Utaki002]

i c muse logo in the backround :D

[P0IS0N]

Carla Gugino is uber-hot. After seeing her tits in Sin City, she became a fav.

[seauryakumar]

dude

her tities are best

horny

[n0smudges]

Damn, I didn't realize that was the same lady.

[chrisrod23]

me niether

[tushar310]

man...Hollywood is such a cold industry these days..no more those awesome movies like iron man, dark knight.

90% movies are crap.

i am turning to Gaming & other activities for entertainment now.

[prizebandrocks]

no s**t all these movies suck ironman and the darknight they were cool movies

[EHH246]

90% of gaming is crap too. No matter where you go in entertainment, 90% of that medium is crap. It's called Sturgeon's Law.

[OmegaTroll69]

Good old Sturgeon's law

[RebelTaxi99]

The Bullet Scene at the end had the most incredibly bad CGI I've ever seen

[barch118]

i'm 14 and this movies seems gay.

[Dcsk8kid89]

in these videos y does it look like these guys r always having seziures

[strategyminded]

Carla is bootylicious. Her butt was amazing as Silk Spectre I in Watchmen. Absolutely...PERFECT rump. I like her lips, too.

[dunnowy123]

Oh man...she's so fucking sexy, wanted more scenes with her in Watchmen :P

[EnigmaDrath]

Can I just say that I LOVE Leon's laugh?

[Qugie]

Really a lot of Kids movie's are entertaining for Adults. This just not one of them.

[PsyogiBottoms]

That was my point. :) Thanks.

[PsyogiBottoms]

Agreed, but the comment was that Adults wouldn't necessary want to go or enjoy this movie - I was just pointing out that when I was kid I don't think my parents 'wanted' to go see Escape from Witch mountain, as a matter of fact I think they just dropped us all off for a matinee (back when you could do that safely).

The point was most children's movies aren't going to be geared to appeal to adults, but to children, so they shouldn't expect as much

.

Wall-e and Nemo were good films. :)

[pepperonik]

Adults should enjoy Wall-E and Nemo. Just because there is a U or PG rating it doesn't mean that its exclusive to children or a genre. If they are good they should be appreciated by adults and if they are appreciated by adults they aren't childrens films.

[PsyogiBottoms]

I think you are missing my point. It isn't that adults can't enjoy these films, I'm stating that they are targeted towards children and often adults are not entertained by the same style or humor as children's films.

That is all. I just wouldn't expect a 30 year old man to be interested in a movie like Sponge Bob Square Pants. In general.

I would not view RTWM as aimed at entertaining adults as much as children and the guys on this program shouldn't expect to be completely entertained. :)

[pepperonik]

I see your point. Although I do think that if Star Wars lacked in quality (which I don't think it does) it would be considered more of a childrens film but because it is a high quality film many adults can watch it and enjoy it. In general I think there are few films which are great quality and exclusive to children.

[brandonsexywhitaker]

and finding nemo

haha

[MyJouTubeAccount]

drools...carla gugino....*drools*

[PsyogiBottoms]

Would you think Adults would want to go see Escape from Witch Mountain?

It is a child's movie, no?

[balrog13571]

Maybe better than sci-fi channel's original movies Korey mentioned though. I mean those movies are TERRIBLE!

[j33zluis]

Why do you guys keep on sleeping through movies.

Its like paying a nap for an hour or two.

[balrog13571]

Yeah I was never a huge fan of the Rock, but even then I never knew he'd be reduced to this.

[brandonsexywhitaker]

anythings a step up from wrestling

[balrog13571]

Well there's that.

[SpongyMonkey]

hahah mixed race to witch mountain.

[spikevincent]

Im sry to say this guys but your four fucked it up in the end. If The Rock see this he would whoop your bald candy asses! XD

[SilverZeo88]

Hope the Rock will kick ass in that Shazam movie.

[UltimateCharm]

"Mixed race to Witch Mountain" LOL!!!

[matto195]

"I would have been like someone at Disney is SO getting fired!" I laughed so hard!!!

[lostfreakadam]

Dwayne Johnson sold out. It is sad that he is doing shitty Disney movies.

[doublejjdogg]

this film looks like my shoes after cleaning the elephant cages at the diareah zoo.

[matto195]

love how you spelled diarrhea

[xGYGxRaginBull]

Me thought it was a pretty good movie i wudnt give it an oscar for it but it was good

[01pR1m3vil]

Sounds like another family orientated complete cgi bull movie! Why would you even go see this, just from the commercial it look like sht.