Halo Cutscenes - Pillar of Autumn: Johnson Speech Varients

[sj176]

i love halo ce and halo in general AM I RIGHT MARINES??!!

[lezdothis11]

Sgt Johnson: Men, keep your eyes down range, fingers on your friggers, and make sure to shoot SOPA in the face, am I right marines!

[CyC10n345]

Johnson's speeches are well delivered.

Loved the legendary speech

[refonyte2000]

he said it like if he was drunk at 0:32

[refonyte2000]

1 person is a split chin split-chin squid head son of a bitch with bullets in his strangled guts

[LordoftheMojave]

AM I RIGHT MARINES?

[krispydude12]

When it comes to Sgt. Johnson talking smack about the Covenant, he is always right!

[MasterofGalaxies4628]

Johnson is never at a loss for words, is he?

[TheDeludedFactor]

This scene is Soooo going to kick ass in anniversary <3

[shnickleshnack]

2nd one he said a fatality

[LordKhain]

Giant hula hoop!!!

[Bennyson10]

Wow.... Massive Pep talk @ 1:17

Sergeant Johnson: I don't care if it is God's anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or some giant hoola-hoop we're not gonna let 'em have it but we are gonna let 'em have is a belly full of led and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

Am I right Marines?!

Marines (All) : Sir, yes, sir!!

Sergeant Johnson: Hmmmm..... mmmm... Damn right I am  Now move it out! Double Time!!

[minisiets]

Meanwhile in Halo 4... Cortana: "I thought you were dead." Johnson: "Dead? I am Sergeant motherfucking Johnson. I don't die, I kick ass!" Marine: "Uhh... sir, you know you're not a sergeant anymore right? You got your promotion to Lieutenant a few days ago..." Johnson: "Shut up marine before I rip off your leg and make you kick YOUR OWN ass with it!"

[Andy50k1]

1 person got hit by an anti-son-of-a-bitch machine.lol

[SuperFireguys]

What a total badass. He's one of my favorite characters of all time. I always let him drive the warthog ha

[ArOn2O09]

To bad we couldn't see a younger version of johnson in Halo Reach

[Geassguy360]

@ArOn2O09 He'd only be a couple weeks younger.

[Rasenchidori]

' I don't care if its gods own anti-son-ofa-bitch machine or a giant hula-hoop! We are not going to let em' have it ! what we will lettem have is a belly full of lead and pool of their own blood to drown in! am i RIGHT marines?!

[HeroeOfPhartia]

someone got OWNED by an anti-son-of-a-bitch-machine 

[Orgim3]

Lol I can't wait to see this in HD when the remake comes out. XD

[xxKRISxx9]

Well I don't care if it's god's own anti son of a bitch machine or a giant hula-hoop we're not gonna let um have it

[Piolet231]

@xxKRISxx9 WHAT WE WILL LET THEM HAVE, IS A BELLY FULL OF LEAD, AND A POOL OF THEIR OWN BLOOD TO DROWN IN!...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!

[whatthefuck386]

gods own anti son-of-a-bitch machine huh? damn right.

[schumickthegreat]

1 person doesn't have an anti bitch machine

[cabooserules890]

badass + funny = sgt. johnson :)

[comedyrecords720]

am i right marines?! Sir yes sir! aahmmm.......damn right i am, now move on out, double time! god johnsons a beast xD

[ShadowArecus]

"Men we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of no where to keep them from getting there filthy claws on earth but we stumbled onto something that there so hot for that there scrambling over each other to get it. Well I don't care if its God's own anti-sonofabitch machine or a giant hola hoop, where not going to let them have it, What we will let them have is a belly full of lead and pool of there own blood to let them drown in. *silence* ... AM I RIGHT MARINES!?" "Sir YES, Sir!"

[Darien500]

"Gods antibitch machine or a dam hoola hoop" LMOA

[Sedr5]

"Am i right Marines!?"

"Sir, yes Sir!"

[arjunhulk]

damn right i am!!!!!!!

[randomber]

I'm surprised he doesn't give the "don't call me sir, I work for a living" speech.

[ahunmaster]

"...or a giant hula-hoop," LOL

I thought the same thing first time I saw it.

[neverable2]

Sgt. Johnson, the man who got the 1st kill and the man who is the last kill.

[Xboxdude343]

Am I weird because I also said "Sir yes sir"

[ambiancesb]

God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine? Well in a way, that's what Halo is. LOL

[connerm191]

@ambiancesb nah its a giant hula hoop

[zachy3621]

Every speech psyched me up except for the easy one

[supernerbil]

His Heroic speech is the most badass.

[RRaptor86]

@supernerbil Dude I'll take the Legendary speech over any other speech.

[bigfatcarp93]

Right on all counts, Sarge, save for one: I am god's personal anti-son-of-a-bitch-machine.

[LordSnakeJake]

Srgnt Johnson>Chuck Norris

[nccvoyager2]

@LordSnakeJake ...

Finally something with the words "Chuck Norris" in it that does NOT make me want to kill the person uttering it!

[camofrog44]

What a baddass!

[SVWillmer]

en, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! (Pause) (Slow and loud) Am I right, Marines?

EPIC

[spudnick3490]

hes based off the sergeant from Aliens :P

[halofreak2626]

Sgt Johnson = the most BAMF character in human history!

[Rasenchidori]

dude the legendary speech still gets me pumped and Still makes kick some covenant ass!

[unknown2594]

@Rasenchidori Heroic is good too.

...and then, we are going to strangle them with their OWN. LIVING. GUTS.

[superstandardman]

lolz one person disliked this video. i bet he could only played on easy and didn't think it was so funny )>^.^)>

[887Bingo]

wouldnt it be fucking awsome if he was still alive. What if before the place exploded he got saved by someone

[Absalutly06]

@887Bingo

Uh, Sgt. Johnson got saved by a Pelican (unknown) when this Halo was blown up.

[887Bingo]

@887Bingo somehow i ended up talking about halo 3. my bad



[mtrtrm]

"Mhm. Damn right I am!"

[farkatoon]

he say AM I RIGHT MARINES in a cooler way in legendary

[1993DJC]

someone needs to make a remix of this, or just on everything johnsons says in all games

[PuntThePikachu]

AMIRITE MARINES

[CapricornPrince1391]

am i right marines!!

[1993DJC]

if there's a hell you might want to go there for some r & r

[Rokenbok300]

"i dont care if its gods own anti- son of a bitch machine or a giant hula hoop"

LOL Johsnon beast

moar beast than chuck norris and the chief conbined!!

[Hypastpist]

if johnson was succesfuly turned into a spartan all the covenant he sees will implode due to awesome

[abc123456efg]

How did they manage to ruin the other 2 games after they did this

[JordanSayz]

"I SAAAIIDDDD AM I RIGHT, MARINES?!?"

"SIR YES SIR"

"uh-huh, damn right i am. now move out, DOUBLE TIME!"

Lmao

[dinocubfan]

"I don't care if it's God's own anit son of a bitch machine or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let em have it. What we will let em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!"

lol

SGT Johnson was a beast

[goYankees19]

well, that hula-hoop was one real son of a bitch, that's for sure

[ShooterSam540]

its pronouced  OOOOH-RAAAH!

[TheSteinmetz342]

Sargent Johnson the Best and Most Certainly the Greatest Character in FPS History.

[UndyingHunter1]

@TheSteinmetz342 Seriously, if/when they make another Halo game, the main character you plays as needs to be Johnson.

[stormyelarasu]

@TheSteinmetz342 hes a pushover in halo 3

[GrandMasterStinky]

Lol, he just keeps getting more and more intese each time :D

[Aqua311]

Sergeant A. J. Johnson!!! FTW!!!

"Now that's what I'm talking about! A straight up, honest-to-God turkey shoot!"

Halo: First Strike

[1993DJC]

the best is the legendary one

[BlessedDesciple]

The chief is gonna get in this tank, blow up any inhuman sonofabitch dumb enough to stand between him and the prophet of regret.

[1993DJC]

yeh, he says different things in that speech too. My favourite is the one where he says something like "If God is love, then I must be Cupid."

[sampson7858]

Aliens much?

[StarwarsHalofreak]

SIR YES SIR!

[Carlos1584]

ANTI-SON OF A BITCH MACHINE!

[masaruten]

Actually, no I DONT.

I certainly don't recall saying anything to you that deserves such a reaction, and quite frankly, I could care less for your attitude.

If you can't be civil, then keep your opinion to yourself. Jerk.

[masaruten]

I don't care if It's God's own Anti-Sunnuvabitch Machine, or a Giant Hula Hoop! We're not lettin' 'em have it!

Words to live by.

[furiouscanadianjedi]

AM I RIGHT MARINES?

[masaruten]

MMhmm, Damn right he is.

[jazzyandsnowy]

SIR YES SIR!!

[jackoneill45]

I like how Sgt. Johnson is like exactly the same as Apone from Aliens, except unlike Apone, he doesn't eat his cigar.

[1993DJC]

nope, Johnsons better. Plus he survives ,Apone dies after 2 secs of movie

[Iceelite70]

i like the heoric speech. im used heroic diffuclty but legendary is insane for me

[suiopqwnm2]

"Or a giant Hulu Hoop lol :P"

[EggrollPudding]

I can't believe he's killed hundreds of aliens and ends up being killed by a floating lightbulb.

[masaruten]

Was that in Halo 3?

[EggrollPudding]

Yeah,when the floating orb thing shoots him with a laser.

[sonic81524]

But Johnson was so badass, he lived long enough to save the Master Chief. Then he died. Then somehow magically came back to life for his death scene. He was a Spartan I, though...

[MrGunkel94]

@EggrollPudding

johnsonn isnt dead

[Wildrage101]

@MrGunkel94 He really is, he got shot by a lightbulb and blown up in a massive explosion :P

[skyraptor]

@EggrollPudding BY GOD HE WILL BE BACK!

[DannyEastes]

@EggrollPudding he survived the explosion of the first halo, im sure he survived a lightbulb laser

[crbbatista]

@DannyEastes he got off of the first halo by pelican idiot that light bulb's laser is stronger then a spartan laser and he was killed by 343 nothing in the whole vast galexey could survive the destrection of halo

[DannyEastes]

@crbbatista Well it depends. If you do it on legendary he explodes while hugging an elite. Also in halo 3 there is a glitch where he survives the lightbulb laser, but decides to stay on halo as it explodes (again..)

[bensbeen]

@EggrollPudding That floating lightbulb is about 101,000+ years old. Hes superior technology to any of Mankinds. But if you think that he was shamefully put to rest, that "Lightbulb" can singlehandedly end the human race if it felt like it.

[XSpartan78]

@bensbeen Not really, since Master Cheif is a badass and killed him with a spartan laser

[mench45]

@EggrollPudding he dies? Wheeeeen?i dont have xbox so i havnt played halo 3

[feverdreamether]

@EggrollPudding sgt johnson was the coolest shit ever!

[cristianalardin]

@EggrollPudding he also surived the pillar of autumn and who knows if hes dead he is sargent fucking johnson am i right marines am i right marines

[Rasenchidori]

@EggrollPudding  dont forget a lightbulb with a laser! ooh!

[REGDAB360]

Johnson always has the varied speeches xD

[FlamingHotKittens]

Dear Humanity, we regret coming to Earth, we regret being alien bastards, and most of all, we regret getting blown up by our raggedy ass fleet! HOO RAH!

[TheFamine123]

hoo-ahh

[AmIRightMarines]

Am I right Marines? Sir, yes Sir!

[oOm4rc0Oo]

Epic speech ^^

[lazydog223]

i dont know if its just my disk but after his speech i hear the warthog that drove behind him crash does anyone else?

[bradleyifv51590]

yeah thats supposed to be there. it gives me great comfort knowing that it earth was every attacked by aliens the men who would be protecting us cant even drive a car right. oh god if that ever did happen we would be completely screwed

[1993DJC]

that doesnt matter, any alien going near that car would be splattered, so it's probably better

[sonic81524]

I did, but it only happened once xD

[drew335533]

AM I RIGHT MARINES!?

[borus99]

SIR YES SIR!

[SupaLock]

Mm hmm, Damn right I am

[ted12smed]

i never knew halo was a big hola hoop

[MoBLonewolf]

Nah, it's still God's Anti-Son-of-a-Bitch machine :D

[UndyingHunter1]

yeah lonewolf is right its God's Anti-Son-of-a-Bitch Machine

[JaviHipi07]

''Those split chin-squid head son's o' bitches'' LOL

[coffeemovie501]

johnson is a legend

[unytcommsys]

He was based in part on Sgt. Apone (don't know if you spell it with or w/o E) from Aliens aka Alien 2. As were the transports.

[ledzeppelin27]

am i RIGHT marines?

[cocofojo]

sir yes sir!

[ledzeppelin27]

mhmm damn right i am

[thatguyshere]

halo does look like a giant hula hoop

[OperationHighSchool]

Gotta love Sergeant Johnson!

[firesyde424]

Sgt Johnson is my favorite Halo character. In many ways, the best developed character. Plus, he just sounds cool

[daxtonator]

lol, i remember you can sometimes hear that warthog that passes by johnson crash after his speech

[Rengekage]

You know...now that I think about it....Halo really IS "God's Own Anti-Son-of-a-Bitch Machine!

Great prediction Sarge!

[chakadoodledoo]

maybe a giant hoola-hoop

[TheFamine123]

yeah its more like a giieant hoola-hoop

[CS1Energypyre]

Giant hula hoop... I could actually see a pacman version of Master Chief and Hula-hoops-halos. And grunts in ghosts, of course :P

[ltkdog]

Ok this is weird Sergeant Johnson is Black, and he looks like it through Halo and Halo 2 but looks white in Halo 3. I think he just got bleached or some thing.

[tvfan777]

perhaps he was just pale and sort of tired from all the bad-ass things he did =P

[ChewlaxSut]

anyone notice that the warthog that drives behind him is drivin by him at the same time?

-Chewlax

[TheFamine123]

what the?

[StoreWar1]

Whoever MISRESPECTS JOHNSON  is an ASSHOLE because Johnson is actually an AFRICAN JESUS CHRIST(sorry Africans and religious men, it's true)FOR GOD'S SAKE! YOU CAN EVEN KILL HIM IN HALO 1 AND HE WILL BE ALIVE IN ANOTHER HALO LEVEL! HE WILL SURVIVE HALO 3 BECAUSE HE IS WAY TOO BADASS NOT TO BE DEFEATED! He also can make BADASS speeches that will befall any leader who hears the EPICNESS flowing in the area!

He also makes gory deaths sound FUNNY! Legendary makes him badass in Halo 1. Gotta play!

[JEA21B]

are u high?

[StoreWar1]

Srry. I wasnt high. Johnson's too cool to die in halo 3 :P Play halo 2 and try to kill him to see what i mean

[JEA21B]

hey i was just joking... you try to kill him? that can't happen ;)

[ltkdog]

On the final level of Halo 3 Guilty spark kills Johnson.

[GU174RM4N]

Johnson just let you think Spark had killed him. He knew his pure badass would be too much for the Ark to cope with, so he stayed behind to make sure the portal stayed open, and then he swam back to earth. with a broken arm, and no EVA gear, through the empty void of space, IN ONLY TWENTY YEARS! Buck up men, we're some very lucky marines.

[churchrvbrvb]

johnson is a black chuck norris

[sonic81524]

So he's Mr. T?

[StarwarsHalofreak]

Mister T ain't got Shit on Johnson

[Eculc]

i don't care if it's god'd own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine...

[gofojibwas]

Sgt. Johnson is the Samuel L Jackson of the Halo universe.

[Akid777]

lol gods own anti sonofabitch machine or a giant hulahoop

[Nights303]

LO FLIPPING L THAT WAS SOME CLASSIC FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE!

Johnson: were gonna shown those split chined squid head sons of bitches done picked out one of the worst enmeys the human race. where gonna blow the hell outta of them until we have nothing left then we will strangle them will their OWN LIVING GUTS! AM I RIGHT MARINES

Marines: yes sir

Johnson: ya damn right now move on the double!

[randomacc101]

Lol at the Gods Own Anti-Son-Of-A-Bitch-Machine...

I wish I had one....

[SteelWool91]

GODS OWN anti-sonofabitchmachine....

Now that would be an awsome weapon to use in multiplayer!

[nccvoyager2]

Or a giant hool-a-hoop...

I'll take the anti-son-of-a-bitch machine thank you very much.

[lukethefluke7]

legendary ones my fav, after listening to him in halo 2 cutscene i can imagine him saiding something like that.

[UltraXxX9800]

i liked the:we will rip their spines from their skull and toss em away laughing ;D

[UltraXxX9800]

johnson is cool stfu :(

[misterballistics]

you absolutely NEED to love sgt. johnson. there is no other option.

what we will let them have, is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!!!!!!

[TheFamine123]

BOO-YAH!

[Ferrouspenny]

R.I.P Sgt.Johnson

[cardinalofkings]

go to hell asshole

[jogeryjogo]

at least il go to hell without nigger aids in my butthole

[mmichaelson]

Africans

[jogeryjogo]

Niggers

[oko379]

your races you mother ****** s***

[yeeyahyo]

why did guilty spark have to kill him!

that faggot!

I hated him since this game where he makes me go through the library (especially when I did it in Legendary)

[ric777777]

acctualy hes not dead and you know what youl have to find it your own