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  • @prpinegar don't listen to these guys, you did the cool thing and broadcasted the truth, one of the most hard hitting things on the planet, and if they hate you for it, who cares? AMAZING job!!!

  • again this is not fake, this is real, do you really have to lash out at any democratic truth and opinion?

  • WOW, poster-republicans, slow wayyyyyy down, if you are saying we are indoctrinated, why do you tell your kids that and forbid them from joining the liberals, the party most chosen by free thinkers who didn't have parents telling them what to believe in?

  • @earlyatnite you're right, liberals are the party of ignoramuses that never learn from the wise. good job pointing that out.

  • They are dim dum dems because they have been Indoctrinated with LIES!

  • These are young Leftists, and horrifyingly ignorant.

  • They are Democrats because they think the Government is the SOLUTION, not the PROBLEM.

    There couldn't be a more dangerous historical train of thought. AMERICA IS NOT a DEMOCRACY, it is a REPUBLIC, remember that. The government should "take care of it's citizens?"

    "Every step we take towards making the State our Caretaker of our lives, by that much we move toward making the State our Master."

    Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • You can tell all the women on this clips are democrats because they are but ugly.

  • I a Democrat because I believe in debt.

  • I'm a Libertarian becasue Democrats are Communist.

  • Young and STILL STUPID!

    Half of these morons will grow some brains and figure out the LIEs they have been told.

    The other half have no hope and will just be lemmings all of their lives.

  • This is a video of young Democrats at their best behavior. Look at some videos of Occupiers to see how young Democrats REALLY are.

  • Looks like critical thinking has been left out of these children's Loberal Arts college classes.

  • Every time you hear Democrat replace it with the word asshole

  • "Democracy, not a theocracy"

    WRONG! We are a Constitutional REPUBLIC!!!!!!

  • @nureallycool Adn Folks forget that so easily.Especially Communist.

  • People in the video need to do their homework. Democrats were against the civil rights movement.

  • If they can't get the one fact that we are a republic and not a democracy, I don't want to hear anything else they have to say

  • @oitsugina Civics are not Democrat/Communist strong suit.

  • I'm a democrat because I want free stuff taken from others that work harder and are more sucessfull than me.

  • I am a Democrat because I can't think for myself, both of us.

  • I'm a college democrat because why should I think for myself..when rich liberal elitists can do it for me.

  • Awful lot of honkeys in this video. So white & bright.

  • I'm not a Democrat because I have a brain and can think rationally...

  • If this wasnt the future of America I would be laughing. Instead Im pissed off that a bunch of Nazi like Liberals have rewritten history to fit their insane narrative, and using our own Tax money, to twist young minds into this freakish group-think along the lines of the Brownshirts of 1933 Germany. Useful idiots for the Liberal Democrats...

    "Im a democrat because I believe in Civil Rights" pretty much sums up how well the propaganda has worked.

  • Funniest video ever....Besides, the U.S. is a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy---dumbass!

  • Democrats the party of civil rights????? No more like take away our rights! History says different. Democrats started the KKK! Democrats tried to stop blacks from voting. Tried to stop desegregation in our school system. Tried to stop Abraham Lincoln from freeing the slaves. The democrat party today is attempting to enslave us all to the government and take away all of our rights.

  • there are no democrats!  they are all liberal progressive communist

  • was this made by the Comedy Channel? LOL wow

  • I am a demorat because I have a greasy face and pimples

  • lol this isn't a parody!? This is a terrible video!!

  • Im a democrat because i believe every child has a right to a fair and high quality education.... even if they get killed by an abortion. fucking hypocrites--- and no im not a republican. im a fucking independant because i dont give a flying fuck about politics

  • There is no difference between a janitor and a judge??? How about 10 years of a college education??

  • Why is everyone in this video looking like geeks and dweebs? O.o

  • I'm a Democrat because while I do believe in the market, I believe that those who control the market have purchased Republican politicians in order to pass laws that only benefit them. I'm a Democrat because I believe the only true form of retirement security comes in a pension. 401k's are nothing more than scams. I'm a Democrat because I believe in an honest day's wage for an honest day's work. I'm a Democrat because I believe in workers right to organize for better pay, benefits and workplace.

  • @ajd1211 Youre a Democrat because youre really stupid and lazy...

  • @Despiser25 You insult everyone who says they're a Democrat on here, while proving your own intelligence. Rather than engage in civil debate, civil dialogue, and civil conversation, you choose to insult people. I've heard it said, it's better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you're an idiot than to open it up and prove it.

  • I am a democrat because I believe that we need to involve all Americans in working for and improving this country. I think that working toward basic rights for all people (minimum wage, health care, gay rights, etc.) is essential for creating a society where people can excell. We need to get away from the idea that employers decide if a person has health care and move toward a society where all people have health security.

  • @jim121254 lol whatever!! lol

  • I am a democrat because I have no salable skills and Democrat leaders tell me I am important. And that's good for self esteem. I also would like to have the option to fuck what ever I want to. And have the freedom to say "fuck" whenever and wherever I want. But it should be illegal to say "fag".

  • im pretty sure their is a pretty big difference between a janitor and a judge

  • @Kaddy1983 I'm pretty sure there is a pretty big difference between "their" and "there." I'm a democrat because I think America's youth should know both proper grammar and the definitions of words. :)

  • I'm a liberal, not a Democrat. 

  • @BeatlesAndRedskins

    So you're worse.

  • @Falstad007 No. It mean I have principles, and I don't rely on what a national political party says. I make up my own mind.

    By the way, a miniscule amount of research revealed to me that you are a Ron Paul supporter. If given the choice between Dr. Paul and President Obama, I would gladly choose the doctor.

  • I am a democrat and I think this video is extremely pretentious and misleading. If the people commenting on the video are basing their comments solely on this video, then at the end of the day they are the ones who are misinformed. Associating this video with the entire democratic party is a ridiculous thing to do and if you are outspoken enough to comment on the video then you should at least take the time to get a better sense of your opponent.

  • @mrwillf1995 I'm pretty sure that most of us realize that these are college students.

  • @mcv47 Have you read any of the comments or just mine. People are criticizing the democratic party not just democrats in college. These people are not representative of the democratic party at all. 

  • Liberals TRULY rule the colleges.

  • I am a democrat because I am a fucktard.

  • I'm a Democrat because I can't audio balance multiple clips before applying a background music track.

  • Of course most are overweight.

  • @timm9 See: Newt Gingrich.

  • at:55, "I'm a Democrat because I believe a government should take care of its citizens."

    Exactly.... Please take care of me, I'm helpless..... Let's create dependency....

    Let's look at governments that take care of its citizens..... North Korea, the former Soviet Union, China. Great idea idiot.

  • @bman546 Using extreme examples to prove a point is a very low form of debate. I could use the same tactic and say "Let's look at governments that don't take care of its citizens... Somalia, Ethiopia, Haiti, Egypt, Nigeria, Bangladesh."

    Being inclined to vote for social programs does not equal communism, in spite of what your Republican heroes have told you. Would you call Great Britain or Australia "communist countries"?

  • @pattricklewis No, it equals Socialism. Once you go down that slope, it's very hard to put the brakes on. Before you know it, more people are inclined to live off of others even though they were or are capable of being productive. And yes, Great britain has gone down that slippery slope. Margaret Thatcher once said, "The only problem with Socialism is, eventually you run out of other people's money." Europe is on the verge of collapse because of this, and The U.S. is 16 trillion in debt.

  • @pattricklewis You describe Socialism perfectly and socialism, just like Communism will never work, eventually YOU will run out of other peoples money... LOSER...

    And lets look at some countries where the Govt took complete care of its Citizens. SOviet Union, Nazi Germany, Castros Cuba etc etc. See you error you fucking dimwit?

  • @Despiser25 LOL... Listen, I have a feeling you're really a good guy... probably someone I'd invite to a barbecue. It's all good, brothah. I know you're just upset because you're beginning to realize that there's not a single Republican candidate that can win the presidency this year. By the way... you guys were nowhere to be found in 2008... and suddenly... the sky is falling! Haha...

  • @Despiser25 are you talking about the political socialism or economic socialism? So norway and sweden are not countries right?

  • A vast collection of young Democrats drooling into their chin's drool cups.

  • Black guy: "I'm a Democrat because I didn't want to be called an Uncle Tom lawn jockey and accused of discrediting my race by Democrats."

  • Ima demoncrap because I beleive anything I am told by communists. I am a gullible child who has no clue how the world works or what makes economies grow. I have a very expensive degree in Hispanic Womens Studies that no job exists for in the entire world and I blame the world for not have my job. So now the world needs to pay off the loans I took out because there are no jobs for idiots like me who have been cheated our teachers and misled to socialism.

  • I am a Democrat because I don't care how much the government spends because I am already broke!

  • @FAUCRVP You're so wrong. I am a Democrat and I probably make more in a month than many do in a whole year. I am OK with paying more in taxes, though. When I was young and poor with 3 children and a low paying job, I'm glad that I had social programs to help lift me out of the gutter and keep me afloat while I worked my way to a better life.

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  • @Earthfart Socialism is an economic system while a constitutional republic is political. They're not really comparable. A better way would be to say "we are a capitalist nation".

  • This isn't a parody?

  • I mean look at theese people they probaly never worked hard all their life wanting the government to take care of them

    Then you want to send this crap on to your kids.

    Why cant america just stay like it was democrats. - by a 13 year old boy, yeah not all republicans are old fashioned tight nit bags.

  • See this my friends, THIS is what the democratic party is, a bunch of weak and feministic men along with women who think they can change america for the good, THERE thoughts of good, by god if you EVER think different them then off with your head ( oh wait they dont believe in the death penalty)!!!!!!!

  • democrats: most females, feminine males, males who used to be manly but are now insecure has-beens, gays, and of course minorities.

    they are unified by their emotional, insecure, feminine way of thinking.

  • Most them are FAT...Let me guess they are NOT working and going to school on tax payers dollars.

  • I’m so tired of Democrats and Republicans supporting the party because of theology and not because of it’s policies and how they actually effect the nation/ economy.

  • I can't understand the mindset of these individuals! They are so "brainwashed" as to impress on the public of their "mediocrity."

  • I'm a Democrat because of the Patriot Act????

    Bud you might want to call your leadership because Obama and Reid have NO problem with the Patriot Act.

  • @AtibbsSPARTAN - Don't confuse Democrat hipsters with facts. Try making your facts sound like socialist indoctrination, then you'll get it.

  • look at these ugly ignorant and uneducated shitheads. there's no difference between a judge and a janitor? what are you, A FUCKING COMMUNIST? there is a difference, HIGHER EDUCATION. then this other cunt goes "it's the government's job to take care of it's people." NO, the job of the government is to KEEP ORDER unless aid is desperately needed. i'm 17 and i know more about politics then these fucking morons. i am, and will always be, A CONSERVATIVE.

  • HA!! these aren't even "Real" reasons. how the hell are you going to say "I'm a democrat because America is a democracy, not a theocracy". C'mon, like really?we are a constitutional democratic-republic....

  • @rsn00b4life I think he knew it wasn't a theocracy really. He seemed to simply be pointing out that Republicans tend to create laws based on their religious beliefs, similar to what you'd find in a theocracy. I have a feeling that you already knew that was his intention, but you wanted to say something inflammatory and witty so you could pat yourself on your back, though.

  • @pattricklewis lol ok, but certain democrats try to do the same. since atheism is a religion and some are trying to oppose their athiest beliefs to gov't also. It's just hard to side with the party that led to the gop to be created because of their racism and think that wastefull spenind with lower dept....

  • 0:56, "I'm a Democrat because I think the government should take care of its citizens."

    Ya mean like a "nanny state"? I really don't need to have the government take care of me. I'd like them to get the hell out of my way.

  • @LameBrainMcCain THANK YOU. fucking libs don't understand any of this shit. obama is basically removing capitalism from our country, all starting with FDR with his progressive policies. what the fuck happened to "laissez-faire"?

  • Yer all democrats because you've never paid any taxes!! LMAO!!!

  • "iI'm a democrat because rhetoric"

  • i'm a democrat because they haven't created a new party called, "retards on parade."

  • I'm a Democrat, but I'm a conservative. This was embarrassing to watch. I'm in college, but I won't join this.

  • @bassboy567 No such animal, youre grasping for straw men...

  • Jesus H. Christ. It's no wonder this country is in the shitter.

  • democrats have good intentions, but their intentions go bad because they ignore economics. Meanwhile, republicans are bribed by corporations to practice wrong economics...

  • @MrBigEnchilada Yeah clinton REALLY ignored economics

  • @pandasftuw Clinton didnt ignore economics, he just changed the bookeeping rules to fit his needs and the media bought it hook line and sinker...

  • @MrBigEnchilada This is as stupid as the video, maybe you should make one we can all laugh at...

  • @Despiser25 well since my comment was straightforward but you dont understand it yet you resort to calling what i said stupid instead of pointing out your argument, then i can just assume that you're too dumb to come up with any to counter my comment.

  • Democrats, the party of civil rights?!?

    LOFL!!! (laugh out fucking loud)

  • I believe people should take care of themselves and quit asking people to do it for them. and maybe you should go out and work before complaining that you dont have money.

  • what a bnchu of ummidies

  • I am a democrat for vague and indirect reasons.

  • "I'm a democrat because I think the government should take care of its citizens" Hey DIPSHIT did it ever dawn on you that someone has to flip the bill? Fucking democrats...

  • I'm an Independent because Democrats and Republicans are proven liars.

  • @VotePaineJefferson independents don't really solve any problems. they just say "i'm this because you aren't and you aren't doing what I want" , yet don't really solve any problems. no offence. but, if you want america, or the USA, to o back to how it was, you know? fastest growing government, high living standerds, be independent and not dependent, making good decisions, then you might as well be conservative. yet again, no offence, just stating my opinion.

  • @VotePaineJefferson right on man

  • I notice that Jews in America, England and Australia are usually Democrats, They like to change the values of large Christian host nations stripping G-d and the 10 commandments, the Lord's prayer from parliaments, endorsing same sex marriage, race mixing and multiculturalism etc,. BUT, the same Jews when in Israel, are usually Conservative Republican like, trying to restore the Biblical homeland, but without Jesus the Christ and the international porn industry they created.

  • @AussieMatters I notice that crazy people like to blame the Jews for lots of things.

  • Thats No parody. Its for real. YIKES!!!

    

  • If these brain dead morons are examples of what college is doing to people, I suggest they get a job, pay their fair share of 50% of everything they earn, and watch as the gubment gives their hard earned money to those who do not work, to pay for their cable TV, new cars, and big screen tv's. These misguided youth will have a lot to learn when they enter the real world. Or maybe they will just milk the system as a gubment employee. 

  • I'm a democrat because I have a protein deficiency, want to steal others money, hate white people, suffer from white guilt, want others who work to pay for those of us who do not work, and generally hate myself.

  • Well, if I were a member of Rockefellers' nwo banking circle looking at this video, I would have to conclude that the decades old compulsory school system's social engineering program is a complete success! This video is a document that proves American youth are 'engineered' incapable of independent thought or even listen to their own 'wee small voice' or desire to seek the truth of what they are 'told to think' in school and 'media'. Perhaps years from now they will be embarrassed by this vid

  • I'm a Republican, because my parents gave me the ability to make my own decisions about what I believe. Democrat classmates told me to just fit in and go with the crowd, and could never understand how I survived in their liberal town. They didn't think I could have a different opinion, or defy their world view constructed on right wing stereotypes. I am also a college student, vegetarian, Athiest, and in a relationship with a Democrat. :)

  • Thankfully, this youthful naivete usually wears off by age 30.

    Question for the nerd at 1:15: why do we need government in order for us to come together and accomplish things we wouldn't be able to do individually?

  • Girl at 1:40 is smokin' hot. Damn.

  • amazing how all of the programs the Democrats support don't accomplish what they set out to fo. unless they actually set out to remove us from our rights and free society.

  • I'm a Democrat because I have no clue how the world works, because my "brilliant" college professors are Democrats, and last but not least, I am extremely photogenic. Ugh - what a group of ugly dummies.

  • All the government has to offer is what it takes from you (and other people)

  • I don't believe in this left right bullshit but the girl at :56 had me laughing out loud! "I'm a democrat because I believe that the government should take care of its citizens". omg that can't be for real! She has to be joking!

  • I'm a Democrat because I am a tolerant person...unless you disagree with me.

  • "I'm a Dim-wit-o-crat and uglier than bloody leg stump:..

  • Democrats are more lefty than any political party out their.They are ruining the country trying to stabilize the economy but are making it worse!That's why I'm a Republican!!!

  • You are all high value targets now!!!

  • I'm a Duumycrat because I forgot to wear my safety helmet and I've got the forehead scars to prove it!

  • they are democ-rat 's because they are to lazy to read

  • no difference between a janitor and a judge???? this lady needs a reality check! like if u agree!!!

  • I'm a Democrat because I get financial aid and/or food stamps from rich people and hate them for it.

  • I'm a Democrat because I get financial aid and/or food stamps from rich people and hate them for it. Oh yea.... republicans were the ones that freed the slaves and vied for black rights in the 60's(checks the history)

  • i enjoy how most of you believe that we are the naive ones believing whatever we are told while im sure more than half of you watch the sewage leak of society called fox news that is easily the most biased news network on television and also the most often incorrect. I am a democrat because i am a free person who can think for themselves and live with my own virtues and beliefs without the worry of others oppressing them

  • @Balisticbirch No, youre obviously a Democrat because youre so very dumb...

  • You're an idiot. 

  • Stupid, more REPUBLICANS voted for the civil rights act than DUMMIECRATS.

  • @paweleve yeah in the 19th century

  • I'm a Democrat because that's what the cue card says.

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  • I'm a democrat because I like having my children sexually assaulted by TSA agents at the airport while muslims walk through with no checks at all. If you search a muslim, YOU'RE A RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • I'm a Democrat because I think that bad outcomes don't matter as long as the intentions were good.

  • aymademakrat because uhhhhhhhhhh..........

  • Anyone notice how this video is all style and no substance? 

  • @RelentlessBoner Kind of like President Obama, ain't it?

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  • FUGLIES OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

  • I started where you are now but in a few years, after you have married, had children, embarked on a carrer, made a home, about 2/3 of you will become conservative, or a right leaning moderate. Your ideals are noble but you will soon learn that a big intrusive government is very inefficient, & when the central planners get involved, they serve the interests of lobbys, not you. You will learn that the individual, has the power to make a difference. You don't get it now but most of you soon will.

  • @JBright9939 If youre 20 and not a LIberal you dont have a heart, if youre 40 and not Conservative you dont have a brain...

  • @Despiser25 that's not true, it's about your experiences. You can be a conservative like i am, who is 20 yrs old. I'm not a social , only a fiscal one.

  • hahaha. i think democrats have a legitimate stance on issues. but this video just makes them look like f-ing morons. does she really think there's no difference between a janitor and a judge?

  • So, do you have to be ugly to be a Democrat? I mean why didnt they say, "Im a Democrat because im ugly"

  • The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat.

  • Hey Demoidiots, how's Obama's "Hope and Change" working out for you? Wait a minute! It must be working out for you since you idiots get government assistance.

  • so many usefull idiots in one video, "I'm a dumacrap because so stupid that I belive america is a democracy and I love cool-aid its so yummy!!!!

  • I can't wait until these children get their grown up brains in and are ashamed of their immature beliefs.

  • ARE THEY FREAKING KIDDING ME?! THE PARTY OF CIVIL RIGHTS?!!! THE DEMS WERE THE ONES TO FORM THE KKK & THEY USED TO LYNCH NOT ONLY BLACKS BUT WHITES TOO BCUZ THEY WERE FIGHTING FOR BLACKS' RIGHTS. BLACKS & WHITES WHO VOTED REPUBLICAN WERE HUNG, SOMETIMES EVEN FROM THE SAME TREE BRANCH. THESE ARE YOUNG IGNORANT PPL WHO'VE BEEN INDOCTRINATED BY OUR TAINTED EDUCATION SYSTEM. GO READ TRUE HISTORY!!!

  • Sorry to the moron who thinks the Democrats are the party of civil rights. If it weren't for the REpublicans, there wouldn't have been civil rights!

    I guess these idiots are also being given a revised version of history!

    I hope these kids grow up!

  • This Video was edited and mixed by a Democrat because the music track volume is up too high, drowning out the voices of those speaking... which is probably a good thing.

  • @prompter Thank you!! I thought I was the only one who couldn't hear what the heck they were saying!!

  • Notice that the males are all sissy boys

  • I think this entire comments page is non-democrats talking shit. Good job, y'all!! :D

  • There are no Men in this video. I'd imagine that there's not one person in this entire film that can change the oil in his car.

  • @Drchainsaw77 Do you really think they have cars?

  • @LuanneBSki Why wouldn't they? How many such people have I known whose parents have bought them brand new vehicles, or even BMWs a couple of years old. It's pathetic. Remember, they may want you and me to go afoot or to ride a bus or a bicycle, but for them, cars and limos are just fine.

  • Where are the attractive people? I didn't happen so see any out of all the Democrats they showed. xD

  • LOL...this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • If there's NO difference between a janitor and a judge, then why didn't her grandfather save his money for his higher education and just stick to being a janitor?

  • why do so many democrats look pathetically weak and defeated?

  • Im a democrate because my family is. Oh yeah, janitors and judges are basically the same. Give the gvt more money now.

  • Thank you to the uploader for nabbing it before the original poster took it off Vimeo.

  • @fett8802 I do what I can. Check out my other conservative videos.

  • So wait? This isn't a fake video?! BWAHAHAHAHA!

  • "The party of civil rights..." Are you F'N kidding me? Apparently this tool doesn't know that Al Gore Sr led the group of nineteen Senate Democrats and one republican to filibuster the 64 civil rights act.

    Tool, nothing but an ignorant tool.

  • I am a democrap because my mommy told me to be one.

  • I am a Conservative because of This Vdeo