Spam Play - Resident Evil 5 (34): How do you do things?

[Amityrockstarx]

Am I the only one who read the subtitle for Sheva's "Hmm" as "Ham"? I thought she must've been checking out Chris' biceps.

[mrcrazy418]

wow the clossed captions are retarded

[WyrmMace]

At 9:01, with the closed captions on, it says "catfish are continuously updated its attraction" XDD

[thebored14]

mijo meow=my son meow

[lylatfox4]

i love how u guys are having fun doing this part of the game, because it equals more hilarity :D

[randomretardedpeanut]

lol "GET ON YOU WHORE!!!!" XD

[LOLfishification]

hey remember that fishyinato joke?

[shoccaaconroy]

I was on the toilet watching this on my iPod and I literaly shit my self when he said "just point me in the direction of thangs you want to die"

[kenseitakezo]

yes return of AIDS foot when Chris got AIDS from the spray he gained all the powers of Hobo Batman

[MusicalGamingJokers]

7:09 i bet corn does that never!! ey e i ooooooo!!

[Jokerhaha01]

12:46 If Chris Redfield was in an actual rocket fight, the result would be roughly equivalent to what happened in Hiroshima on August 6, 1945

[wolfgodify]

couldn't you just throw a bomb into the trailer and get it?

[theletsplayer91]

Cheva's grabbin' heroine! i-i mean adrenaline... haha

[mistysilence2]

the computer is rocket proof, but not bullet proof...

[kittehfoodz]

@AbsoluteDead No U!

[all4c4rnage]

wesker's nickname is whiskers cause hes a pussy! hiding in a boat and making women do all his work!

[TimJJacques]

"Where's Wesker!?" "He's in- Wait, I thought his name was Whiskers! He's not a cat at all!"

[gwhaberlein]

4:16 What do you mean "if"!?

YOU HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER

EXPLOSIONS ARE NOT TEAM FRIENDLY

[Rusala777]

I don't know why but that scene with Excella went like this in my head:

Excella: Huh? *hides lesbian porn*

Chris: Ah, that would explain her attraction to Wesker. She's gay. Go on over and enjoy yourself Sheva.

Sheva: What?

Chris: Well, you're a lesbian too, right?

Sheva: No....

*long, awkward pause until Excella runs away*

Sheva: We gonna talk about this ever again?

Chris: No, no we aren't.

Sheva: Good.

[IamGere]

10:18 Adrenalin shot, "Wububububu"

[OctopusNinja]

@Tatsu lol bet u love it when corn runs into fire ;) and nearly kills himself

[B4Doughboy]

Chris picks things up and puts them down.

[dougbarrett619]

oh my god its ninja dogs and they saying god speed spiderman

[SuperSexySkittles]

For some reason, it looks like Corn made a happy face in the computer.

[TheTruthToldKold]

Chris: *maybe I can get rid of Sheva and have Jill again* Hey sheva try this it makes you faster!

Sheva: Ok teehee

*Chris stabs sheva with the virus*

Chris: OMG even as a zombie your still worthless...wonder if ya got gold on you....

[pwnmaster8642]

@TheTruthToldKold well of course she does!

[SuperSirPrize]

The backpack should be a mode of transportation, if Chris can carry that massive box, what kind of a difference would a not so big African woman inside it make. and then a backpack mounted guns and stuff... The possibilities are endless :D

[MrLazyEyes]

@SuperSirPrize Like on Banjo Kazooie?

[Spiritan3mz]

@SuperSirPrize That would make Tatsudoshi happy because then Corn could just go into the backpack instead of Tatsu yelling "GO THIS WAY".

[GasMaskGamer]

and suddenly ninja dogs

[Toradoshi12]

Was there a joke about That one chick having a nude video chat with wesker yet?

[173bgdbz]

How are you guys?

[kittehfoodz]

First! Durrrp!

[AbsoluteDead]

@kittehfoodz Saying durp doesn't make it anymore funnier, STFU, GTFO, and never come back.

[marcusdranz]

@AbsoluteDead I think they might be attempting to mock the number assholes.