lmfao she deserved to be in jail for more than 30 days all cause she's famous for being famous i hope she committs suicide no ne will miss that fake bitch!
that is so funny. HA HA HA on Paris. One day when she's driving drunk and kills somebody, her loft in stardum is going to fall...then she'll end up like OJ, but probably on the street selling herself for crack.
do you think i give a FUCK about your gay ass videos enough to care if my comments are SPELLED RIGHT?!?!?
go get an Arts Degree, then go to teacher's college, and THEN you can spend the rest of your life hating others for how much you regret your decision to check spelling and grammer for the rest of your natural life.
I hate the fact that your standards are so STRONG when youve got FUCK ALL to offer!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUEER!!!!
and any DIPSHIT with TWO SHITS OF SENSE can read that and still know what it originally meant to say... but i'm glad you had the time to think of something that's SO RELEVANT and IMPORTANT that it deserves its rightful place on the GODDAMNED FUCKING DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE.
QUEER.
Oh... and ps... your like apple. They think that STYLE is more important than functionality, and that professing this isn't the same as saying "We think looking STYLISH is MORE IMPORTANT than NOT BEING DUMB."
Come back when you're an adult, and not a child lying about your age. Hopefully then, you'll have more creative insults than "QUEER" and "DUMB." *hugs*
I have to agree with Camaro28. Paris Hilton is scum and the worst thing is brain girls a.k.a 'BarbieDina' love to defend her!!! She does drugs and gets paid for being a celebrity. A Celebrity? She made a fu.cking porn movie that was shit. She was more interested on the camera being on her skinny ass
Why is every one making fun of paris hilton, she is a girl she is like all other girls just becouse she have did things that we woudnt doesnt meen she's a bad person i thinks she'es pretty, but every one have ther one meenings about people, and sorry i'm not so good at english but i'm from denmark.
The whole fact that she does things that we shouldn't/wouldn't warrents her being a bad person. like sam1mcnamara said she does drugs and gets paid just because she's famous and then she spends the free money she gets on more drugs and fancy things.
She is definitley not like other girls, not many of the girls I know are, how should I put it? Spoiled bitches who get paid to take drugs. Being pretty is not a redeeming quality it's a superficial quality to consider good.
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Paris is a lost lil girl with 2 much money the bi*ch need some responsibility, then mayb she will grow up but we all know that will never happen.JustA11en, ur a very funny man!
And she is good, how? And don't even think about to bring up the sex, we all already know that since the sex tape was released, and that's a long time ago. A DUI is more than qualified for jail-time, last time I checked the law...and my government, World-Geo, US History, and World History teachers. Why should a celebs treatment be any different from ours (especially your's)? She's great in bed, anything else? Nope, not at all.
I'm sure you have fundamentally good intentions but you're in the public eye (kind of) So i'm just alerting people that you are in fact an imbecile so they don't take you seriously... But i don't think there is much need anyway
Even if you are a member of Mensa, or employed by CERN, I doubt you are qualified to assess my intelligence. (It's ok! You can google the acronym, JR!)
I not a family man but I'm moral and I felt the anger. So anarchy was the word.
A persons ego needs to be broken before they can learn, well the ones that don't do it on their own. I decided to see if a bit of god in her life and some information about her mystery condition would help. It has worked before, but if it doesn't then there is a problem. A Paris Hilton can turn into a Mary Magdalene and that woman killed a great man.
I love how you make the majority of the North American's population's opinion seen. Paris needs to just STFU and GTFO of our news casts. No one cares. She needs a job, and should stop whining. Great job =D
Lol, how many times a day does your wife hit you upside the head with a frying pan? j/k!! I lol'd =D always love hearing a fellow southern accent spout verbally palatable words. btw, your wife can borrow my frying pan . . . i'll scrub off the bone frags. =D i really do hope paris gets her poo together after this...wait, no i don't, where would my entertainment come from?!
It's funny..in the states the kinds of things that show up on the news is stuff like this...celebtrities being arrested. And in Canada the news stories are about helping people,health, murder trials and environment. There's no pointless information about what's going on in a famous persons life.
nom nom nom sexy accent
jobo1182 5 months ago
redneck.
loopie100 11 months ago
haha got no sympathy for that brainless fucktard lol
andrew8833 1 year ago
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papparzzi's are no good either
Flayvaflav1 1 year ago
I bet she got an allergic reaction from panties.. lol
shigalbigal 1 year ago
RAW SKANK REDEMPTION!!!!
covey88 1 year ago
justA11en, i'm not a fan of paris, but you're just a total fucking clown shoe.
chescarino 1 year ago
go suck your mam shit........
djtechnokiller11 1 year ago
poor little rich girl
spikefivefivefive 1 year ago
nice accent and paris hilton deserves it shes such an air head!
Faustfamily2008 1 year ago
she's not a bad person!! u ain't god to discriminate her!! live and let live! don't be a bucnh of crap for god's sake!
JulitOp55hiltOn 2 years ago
Dude, you look exactly like Seann William Scott as Bo Duke in Dukes of Hazzard movie :D
zarm0k 2 years ago
lmfao she deserved to be in jail for more than 30 days all cause she's famous for being famous i hope she committs suicide no ne will miss that fake bitch!
peacake45 2 years ago
ROTFLMFAO . . . .repetative motion syndrome...of the crotch ! ! !.....brilliant justallen.....she's a dirty skank.
bonscott01 2 years ago
Paris i want to pee in your mouunth...
Bitch!!
Peder024a 3 years ago
that is so funny. HA HA HA on Paris. One day when she's driving drunk and kills somebody, her loft in stardum is going to fall...then she'll end up like OJ, but probably on the street selling herself for crack.
ANGELBLU2042 3 years ago 2
uhm... i don't care wut u say your hot.
TiffiBadu 3 years ago
I'm not sad at all, in fact I'm laughing my ass off, hahahahaha lol, nice work Alan,
at lease that bitch took a lesson of the LAW
Jehangt3 3 years ago
Nice work allen
FilmPA 3 years ago
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FUCK. You.
Your video is so SELF-poromisive its fucking QUEER
slicksterdave 3 years ago
Poromisive isn't a word, Slick.
JustA11en 3 years ago
do you think i give a FUCK about your gay ass videos enough to care if my comments are SPELLED RIGHT?!?!?
go get an Arts Degree, then go to teacher's college, and THEN you can spend the rest of your life hating others for how much you regret your decision to check spelling and grammer for the rest of your natural life.
I hate the fact that your standards are so STRONG when youve got FUCK ALL to offer!!!!!!!!!!!!! QUEER!!!!
slicksterdave 3 years ago
send this guy back to jail or to hell rofl
xmattydx 3 years ago
slicksterdave.....fucking idiot..im gona piss in paris hiltons mouth and save the crap for yours. know that be funny...idiot.
emperorodus 3 years ago
I think you mean now not know.
jsmith19810808 2 years ago
and any DIPSHIT with TWO SHITS OF SENSE can read that and still know what it originally meant to say... but i'm glad you had the time to think of something that's SO RELEVANT and IMPORTANT that it deserves its rightful place on the GODDAMNED FUCKING DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE.
QUEER.
Oh... and ps... your like apple. They think that STYLE is more important than functionality, and that professing this isn't the same as saying "We think looking STYLISH is MORE IMPORTANT than NOT BEING DUMB."
slicksterdave 3 years ago
Come back when you're an adult, and not a child lying about your age. Hopefully then, you'll have more creative insults than "QUEER" and "DUMB." *hugs*
BTW
Are Macs homosexual, also? Just wondering.
JustA11en 3 years ago
slicksterdave,
Seriously, nobody forced you to get Arts Degree, then go to teacher's college. You made your bed, now lie in it.
ReliableInsider 3 years ago
It takes real class to lie about your age and rip off one of Maddox's articles.
BlasphemyMartyr 2 years ago
lol
TayloreToxic 3 years ago
Funny+o(
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ansate 3 years ago
lol ur funny
Tuxman111 3 years ago
u div
angelsarahdattrue 3 years ago
ur such a fuckin nerd
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EricV89 3 years ago
Q GRANDE PARISSSSSSSSS
vaaamm 3 years ago
u sad pathetic man get a life moron
willn777 3 years ago
fuck off bitch! find something good to moan about dick head
VeggieForLife 3 years ago
paris actually smarter than britney, lindsay
dont do this to her,
she is okey lady
akuraska 3 years ago
I meant brain dead by the way!
sam1mcnamara 3 years ago
I have to agree with Camaro28. Paris Hilton is scum and the worst thing is brain girls a.k.a 'BarbieDina' love to defend her!!! She does drugs and gets paid for being a celebrity. A Celebrity? She made a fu.cking porn movie that was shit. She was more interested on the camera being on her skinny ass
sam1mcnamara 3 years ago
Why is every one making fun of paris hilton, she is a girl she is like all other girls just becouse she have did things that we woudnt doesnt meen she's a bad person i thinks she'es pretty, but every one have ther one meenings about people, and sorry i'm not so good at english but i'm from denmark.
xxBarbieDinahxx 3 years ago
"xxBarbieDinahxx"
The whole fact that she does things that we shouldn't/wouldn't warrents her being a bad person. like sam1mcnamara said she does drugs and gets paid just because she's famous and then she spends the free money she gets on more drugs and fancy things.
She is definitley not like other girls, not many of the girls I know are, how should I put it? Spoiled bitches who get paid to take drugs. Being pretty is not a redeeming quality it's a superficial quality to consider good.
arvilino 3 years ago
sweet video, i like all the other comments defending paris. they sound like they're 10 maybe 11 years old
camaroz28fatbuttgabe 3 years ago
wtf?
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Karnaubawachs4 3 years ago
fuck u mother fucker PARIS HILTON she doesnt do bad things all ppl think shes bad but she isnt mother f******
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Internierung 4 years ago
Whats Tyler's secret formula? xD
ThexSilentxSoulx 4 years ago
JP here: Rawskank Redemption? PRICELESS! :D
PDXvlog 4 years ago
this is DUMB.
and ughm fake crying is OLD.
Jadeishh 4 years ago
screw u dumb ass!
bruenetts781 4 years ago
that so dum
BrandNizzle19 4 years ago
Fuc* you stupid guy...
ParisChristian 4 years ago
you are a foolish n stupid boi.
n by the way your video SUCKS!!!!
rocksteadydaddy 4 years ago
Ma vaffanculo idiota. Questo video é una merda.
salvatore1955 4 years ago 2
lmfao!!
gothicgirl0666 4 years ago
whats the song title ?
theminorkiller 4 years ago
Paris is a lost lil girl with 2 much money the bi*ch need some responsibility, then mayb she will grow up but we all know that will never happen.JustA11en, ur a very funny man!
OneanOnly0015 4 years ago
OMG YOU ARE MY IDOL XD <3
eoa92 4 years ago 2
woot! >:D
JustA11en 4 years ago
I hate her, but I love her (p****) ;P
Fanta47 4 years ago
if paris wasnt prettey EVERYONE WOULD HATE HER SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH (but they already do)
alliechictazzz 4 years ago
Haha, I thought it was pretty funny. This is what Paris Hilton exists for. She exists for the rest of us to make fun of her.
ihatecops2 4 years ago
Thanks for checking it out. LOL @ the SN.
JustA11en 4 years ago
No.
IcarusTrebonius 4 years ago
paris is a good person leave her alone
gayjay1988 4 years ago
LOL! wow.
JustA11en 4 years ago
And she is good, how? And don't even think about to bring up the sex, we all already know that since the sex tape was released, and that's a long time ago. A DUI is more than qualified for jail-time, last time I checked the law...and my government, World-Geo, US History, and World History teachers. Why should a celebs treatment be any different from ours (especially your's)? She's great in bed, anything else? Nope, not at all.
halo120 4 years ago
i don't like paris hilton i dont know what it is i just hate her i cant figure out why theres just something about her that makes me mad?
spartan7137 4 years ago
not a big deal.. you're just envy, thats all
funkaeb 4 years ago
lmaoo i love this guy
marley2345 4 years ago
>:D
JustA11en 4 years ago
you are crazy as hell
THORGHAL001 4 years ago
Not assessing... Just and observation
Chaz595 4 years ago
Then you should be more creative with your insults. (assessing)
JustA11en 4 years ago
I'm sure you have fundamentally good intentions but you're in the public eye (kind of) So i'm just alerting people that you are in fact an imbecile so they don't take you seriously... But i don't think there is much need anyway
Peace
Chaz595 4 years ago
see: comedy
JustA11en 4 years ago
Lol, What a stupid hick
Chaz595 4 years ago
Even if you are a member of Mensa, or employed by CERN, I doubt you are qualified to assess my intelligence. (It's ok! You can google the acronym, JR!)
JustA11en 4 years ago
haha i love this ... really funny :]
11xxlisaxx11 4 years ago
Hillarious
pragsdale 4 years ago
Thanks!
JustA11en 4 years ago
Just as good as the al gore one, i think i've found a new fav. guru.
HerrXrreH 4 years ago
Thank you, for the kind words.
JustA11en 4 years ago
Take off the hat so we can see your baldness
MrHairyNutz 4 years ago
See my vid: Going Bald.
JustA11en 4 years ago
Raw Skank Redemption XD
CyberNacho47 4 years ago
Anothe r 5 star video.
(Note: For some reason I was unable to comment on this video 2 weeks ago when I first saw it, never did find out the reason why.)
casesteel 4 years ago
I don't know why, but I just saw that it wasy on the "approve comments" setting.
JustA11en 4 years ago
I thought the Redskins were going to pull off the Pre-season win, but the Steelers squeaked it out.
WOW!, they're sooo awesome....4 field goals. lol.
casesteel 4 years ago
nice
gang788 4 years ago
Repetitive motion sickness, in the crotch... XD. Great video man.
FrostbittenWolf 4 years ago
This is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. And those pre-teens calling you a fag is funny :D
Good Job.
svea123 4 years ago
Thansk svea. I hope my kid is more creative than that, in a couple of years.
JustA11en 4 years ago
Love the videos keep up the good work
Dudeforgetit 4 years ago
Lol what a redneck
Chaz595 4 years ago
yep
JustA11en 4 years ago
lol
lizzy30000 4 years ago
You rock, JustA11en. I laughed my ass off.
Cooliook 4 years ago
Thanks Coolio
JustA11en 4 years ago
No problem dude
Cooliook 4 years ago
You are the Man !!!!!!!!!
6MadTongue6 4 years ago
that was ok.i cot a chock at the end, when the eye came!hehe....
elskerchad 4 years ago
haha, crush you with my mind, major lols. PAECE!
bushidonikolaos 4 years ago
Thank you.
JustA11en 4 years ago
yeah i'm gunna have nightmares because the end freaked me out...thankss
KCAnne975 4 years ago
:( I thought I had nice eyes...
JustA11en 4 years ago
good video editing
anthonymaes 4 years ago
I would love to hear/see a video blog of your thoghts on illegal aliens!
hunty1112 4 years ago
do u have a life?
DownTownBoi404 4 years ago
haha!! corny..
PureGlace 4 years ago
Funny(for an American). Glad to see satire is still alive in the US thanks to youtube. Your not all bad.
Pattonash 4 years ago
I guess I watched enough Red Dwarf, Mr. Bean, and Are You Being Served, to develop proplerly.
JustA11en 4 years ago
ur report is lame
99caca99 4 years ago
I'm so mad she didn't hang herself in jail! Why didn't those kind fellow inmates drive her over the edge and do us all a favor?
iamheretospeaktruth 4 years ago
she so deserved that!
tomboysarah 4 years ago
Haha! >:D
MeckarMartin 4 years ago
once again.. speakin the truth.
Jumpjam 4 years ago
*tips hat*
JustA11en 4 years ago
HAHA ;D
phiole 4 years ago
paris hilton got released from jail! check the video out on my channel!!
damianPT 4 years ago
LOL......this was hella funny dude.
desala2007 4 years ago
Thx desala
JustA11en 4 years ago
AMAZING! Funny as hell. Paris should die!!
kissme5876 4 years ago
At 00:24, what is that song called?
What890 4 years ago
What was the song called at 00:24?
What890 4 years ago
your hot =]]
LetsKillChavs 4 years ago
aww :)
JustA11en 4 years ago
hahaha!! i actuly love paris hilton, but that was real funny man!!
IrishBird08 4 years ago
sweet.
theaspiration 4 years ago
Dont Quit YOUR DAY JOB MAN THANKS
Djibking 4 years ago
Come on! I can't get a more creative insult?
JustA11en 4 years ago
which is the name of the program where you edits your videos
xzan19 4 years ago
iMovieHD
JustA11en 4 years ago
Haha Tyler's Secret Formula, wonder what that is
Sugarscamp 4 years ago
soap...Fight Club
JustA11en 4 years ago
WOW! an American with a sense of humour.....
Just kidding guys, I know you all have one
GuernseyLou 4 years ago
shhh... it's a secret :)
JustA11en 4 years ago
What a retard
SimpleDirection 4 years ago
The word that sent her back was "Anarchy".
I not a family man but I'm moral and I felt the anger. So anarchy was the word.
A persons ego needs to be broken before they can learn, well the ones that don't do it on their own. I decided to see if a bit of god in her life and some information about her mystery condition would help. It has worked before, but if it doesn't then there is a problem. A Paris Hilton can turn into a Mary Magdalene and that woman killed a great man.
abram730 4 years ago
This is hilarious. Repetitive motion syndrome.....of the crotch. LMAO
sweetiepie464 4 years ago
thx
JustA11en 4 years ago
lol
slowplaysrs 4 years ago
dude awesome!! I don't know what the bad comments are all about?!
afinkeln 4 years ago
thanks
JustA11en 4 years ago
I don't know why this video only has two stars... definitely five star quality. I laughed at all your jokes.
seu754e5rjdjf7 4 years ago
Because a lot of teenagers have love bad role models.
JustA11en 4 years ago
I love how you make the majority of the North American's population's opinion seen. Paris needs to just STFU and GTFO of our news casts. No one cares. She needs a job, and should stop whining. Great job =D
theMBros 4 years ago
Lol, how many times a day does your wife hit you upside the head with a frying pan? j/k!! I lol'd =D always love hearing a fellow southern accent spout verbally palatable words. btw, your wife can borrow my frying pan . . . i'll scrub off the bone frags. =D i really do hope paris gets her poo together after this...wait, no i don't, where would my entertainment come from?!
shyanha 4 years ago
lol @ frying pan
JustA11en 4 years ago
good job))
HoIlyMountains 4 years ago
Lmao, very funny. Nice job.
Dejablue630 4 years ago
This video is completely awesome.
KarleeKate 4 years ago
thx Karlee
JustA11en 4 years ago
haha kick ass
soemorightnow 4 years ago
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
azevedu 4 years ago
Rofl totally awesome!
SanrinDragon 4 years ago
you suck!
Bakurarocks 4 years ago
oh, thank god!!!!
somebody agrees that she is a retarded whore!
ilovegerardway13 4 years ago
F*** the yankees
and release Paris
crytek28 4 years ago
Hilarious! Love it!
ImMissBunny 4 years ago
thank you
JustA11en 4 years ago
Its "sobering" with and "oh", not "sabering" with an "ah". Dick.
robbmac4 4 years ago
you big fatty...........
ChewedNoodle 4 years ago
lmao
pureofdastr2 4 years ago
haha nice name for a movie! XD nice theories! thanks for uploading the video.
DragonMage09 4 years ago
Nice.. Nice indeed.
HerbalUber 4 years ago
I wonder if she's been bromm stick fucked yet
RokDAWG1 4 years ago
Hehehe. You're kinda funny. :D
Ashenge 4 years ago
It's funny..in the states the kinds of things that show up on the news is stuff like this...celebtrities being arrested. And in Canada the news stories are about helping people,health, murder trials and environment. There's no pointless information about what's going on in a famous persons life.
omgrusrus 4 years ago
This video has earned you one internets.
JoeBobOneHalf 4 years ago
gay
michelleomgx33 4 years ago
make up your own jokes, raw skank redemption was conan
stevieray351 4 years ago
LOL!!! xD
Cardcaptorsakura1546 4 years ago
paris sucks, and the yankees do too
GRANDMA1987 4 years ago
Play Dueling Banjos next time.
SenorSpode 4 years ago