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[frankystein12]

Audio erotica.

[MyLifeNeedsAdventure]

Rofl!!! I saw the periscope!!!! XD

On that note... What a bothersome commercial! D=

[rccahay]

hahaha sandwiches

[Desperadosization]

This video has been at the centre of conroversy for quite some time. Have never seen it though.

[aquafinaicebreakers]

put his penis in the oven lol

[dp100eboggan]

WalMart needs to hire Scott to push their $4 prescriptions! Who knew that wart cream could be so sexy?

[lovebug9837]

ohhh I see it haha

[psthwii60]

This Quiznos commercial's as classic as it's sandwiches! ;)

Got myself a Torpedo with a 1/2 off coupon and now I couldn't stop using the neighbors' =3

Those sandwiches are addicting, and remember kids, always get your torpedoes at $4 >3

[ElektroJett707]

oh yeah! put it in ME, Scott!

[AlexTheMartian]

the oven has a pericope @ 0:05, and it says "We both enjoyed that". The freaking oven is a peeping tom! and a gay one too. Haha this ranks up there with the commercial that has a high guy trying to buy a ton of tacos @ jack in the box

[aquafinaicebreakers]

omfg it does! GAY subliminal

[powerfulSubtlety]

I don't think I'll ever forget this commercial.

[daustin24]

mane this shit is gay but god dam it's funny as fuck!!!

[KeniStylesFan]

I noticed that starting today that line "Put it in me Scott" has been totally deleted from the commercial! How hilarious is that!!

[electronicoffee]

No, it's still there :D

[TheStein2012]

this is hilarious notice that the toasters voice is a guys

[JohnnySwitchblade]

That's my dad who does the voice. Mark Morettini is his name.

[carochan12]

Sweet.

[firecode6]

lmfao periscope!!!!!

[JustinArriaga]

Took me forever but I finally paused it RIGHT at the Periscope.... But Im not doing that again....

It Burned...

[cepacol06]

after he said, im not doing that again.

'we both enjoyed it'

his reaction after, hahahaha, 'shhhh.. hope nobody heard that'

[SpinningSidekick]

what periscope?

[theshipmentoffail]

watch the oven right after Scott says "that burned". It's there for about a split second

[swiftalbero]

What is that? A periscope??

[skittybob]

seriously...

[WABA62]

MOTHA FUCKA THATS THE SHIT!

[thrasherandrew]

haha,how gay is that.

[cbskywarn]

Dirty...oh so dirty!!!

[Ultimus88]

the telescope thingy at 00:05 is obviously someone peekin at the toasters junk.

[yinglangstarrunner]

Good lord. . .Someone else find this odd?

[kemprmac]

the thing at 5 seconds is a thing off of a submarine, because ther submarine sandwiches, get it?

[RCHairbrush]

With the right haircut, this Scott would be hot.

[yinglangstarrunner]

Sorry, but your username and that comment is hillarious. lol

[RCHairbrush]

Please, don't apologize for laughing at something I said.

[ilovesergei91]

i think Scott's hot even with that hair...

[electronicoffee]

he's fucking adorable ;) super fuckable

[bassist13]

they are good even if the name is awkward.

[waccamatt]

I went and had a toasty torpedo the other day just because I liked the ad so much. It was pretty good.

[r1ng0]

er, 00:05 rather.

[pedraw]

quiznos sucks donkey schlong

[DraconasLyrr]

I've never eaten at Quiznos. =D

[d3m3ch]

THUG LIFE

[aandrew610]

i work at a quiznos these things are a pain in the ass to make, so annoying

[Golf3rM4n]

i agree, those fucking wrappers you have to put them in make me what to beat the man who invented these things. they are quite tasty though.

[Earhippo]

im not sure if ur comment was to reflect on the commercials homoerotic nature with the "pain in the ass" part of your statment but i found it hilarious... (ur comment and the commercial)

[PlusCrimeThink]

I quit working there before this was invented!

[whitejellyfungus]

Greatest Ad campaign ever! Everyone is talking about it. I had to go get me a "Torpedo" and it was good!

Hilarious and memorable!

[RACCBuddy]

only four dollars? :O

[rlitt99]

Judging by your user name, you think of homosexuals a LOT! Based on your post, you're a dumbass that can't spell.

[ohburr1975]

all i can see is penises now.

[TheOnlyTj7286]

i was high when i saw this at 2 this morning.. Im so glad i wasnt imagining how gay this commercial is lol. In duece bigalo european gigolo a guy refered to his uncircumsized penis as a Torpedo, funny coincidence lol.

[imurph22]

I think these are hilarious, and I love Quiznos sandwiches. Quiznos is to Transformers as Subway is to Gobots.

[patriots39]

I think its the other way pal. Quiznos is gay, literally.

[SpecOpsGrunt]

it wouldn't really be that naughty at the beginning if he didn't look down at his crotch when he said "that burned"

[Dewey81]

thats my dad (toaster)

[whatiwasgoingtosay]

I do not see a periscope.  At all.

[loganthegreat]

"not doing that again"

This is crackin me up!

[Comandoleader]

Such a incredible sandwich so sexy under $dollars you know it is calling you. I need it. It is calling evryone. We need it. So Sexy juicy baocn and salt with union and such a great deal a great sandwhich these people=quiznoes make da best sandwiches-subs in america!

[mrecv12345]

Wow....this is why i will never again set foot in a quiznos.

[goomannc]

Periscope must be subliminal. I can;t see it in real time. Periscope are used on submarines (subway or submarine sandwich?) and submarines shoot torpedoes. Guess it could be used as a phallic symbol.

[spindalis79]

I think you're right on all levels. Yes, it is a device on a submarine...Subs do shoot torpedoes, and it is probably a subliminal phallic symbol as well.

[whatiwasgoingtosay]

Omg, I had to watch it like ten times to notice it. It's totally subliminal.

[eurekaseven94]

wierd periscope.

[pman55]

not alot of ppl notice that periscope

at 0:05

anybody know the meaning

[ThePersonofComents]

needs moar Phil Ken Sebben.

[scrappster]

LOL

This commercial cracks me up

[OnceCalledScemo]

whats up with the scop in the oven at 0:05 ?

[goomannc]

Guess Brody Jenner was too busy to be in the ad? Great commercial..hilarious!

[BDiddy1124]

this is the most outwardly homo-erotic commercial possibly ever haha..fuckin hilarious tho

"uhn uhn, not doing that again...I burn" lmao

[sockpaladin5]

at 5 sec there's a subliminal message of a pericope not a telescope get it it's a torpedo like a submarine

[moorec43]

wow i never would have seen that without you mentioning something i could hardly see it when i was looking for it too i had to pause it right at 5

[moonprince1701]

I have seen the daytime version but not the night one. Very nice :)

[capichemeesh]

Scott is gay! It all makes sense now.

[RedRodentGT]

This is advertising at its best. Truly. As long as they don't offend anyone, they're fine. I mean, just look at all the attention it got! I had to step back into the livingroom when I glanced this one playing on the TV first time *laughs*

[fredo69]

why is there a telescope in the oven?! i saw it on tv and paused it with my dvr.

[Tedyz]

Don't know about the rest of you but Scott can put it in ME!

[jokingdsd]

Greatest Commercial ever made

[steeler7588]

"We both enjoyed it" - hahahaha.

[AnnieBooLuvsYou]

HAHAHHAHA! omg this is so hilarious. but my boyfriend's name is scot..........lol

[bigredfish102]

i'm not doing that again, that burned lmao bahahaha

[broumafx]

there is 2 different versions of this Toasty Torpedo, the one that says "say it sexier" is the night version, the one with "shammy, and say it with passion" is the day time version.  the morning one is just as funny as this one too.

[ChibiSanX]

Put it in me, Scott....BUWAHAHAHA! Priceless.

[popnlockmaster]

FUCKING HYSTERICAL!!!!

[rccahay]

AAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHA loooove it

[JNelso27]

This is the greatest ad I've ever seen.

[Zoidberg227]

BRING THE SPONGEMONKEYS BACK! This is way more disturbing than that was, which was awesome. This is just a tad *too* homoerotic.

[T4nz4ni4232]

wtf?

[herburner]

That burned! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[drdos4]

only 4 dollars

[XxXKissTheFlameXxX]

xD awesome. im kinda bummed because i saw it again today and they completely changed it. took out all the good parts. it sucks.

[thecitythatreads]

there are two versions, there's a 15 second spot and a 30 second spot. I've seen the 30 second on both Comedy Central and ESPN

[XxXKissTheFlameXxX]

the one i saw was just as long, they were just saying different things. like 'im waiting for it' instead of 'put in in me scott' or 'say it with passion' instead of sexy, etc.

[anotherqueerjubu]

Put it in me Scott.

Yes, this has to be the best ad catchphrase of 2009.

A toaster oven that's the bastard child of HAL9000 making the moves on a hot fast food clerk.

Yep, over a foot of flavor. And we both enjoyed that.

Uh huh. It's good to see queer humor with a wink on TV in the US.

[RCHairbrush]

O, thank you for that. Now I can't stop imagining HAL9000 saying "What are you doing, Dave? Is it in yet?"

[CommandoBomberkitty]

Lmao, I'm sorry but I had to find this commercial. It was just too disturbing to ignore.

[xxero521]

Lol the fact that it's a guys voice is the part that creeps me out.

[moriya2k2]

well that was creepy.

[thecitythatreads]

This is the funniest ad I've ever seen.

[dxbomber]

"put it in me scott" god this is messed up

but put it in me is something everyone man wants hear

[alandpal79]

Disturbing.

[Burninghamb09]

I died when I saw this.

My subs will never be the same again.

[cromchild]

This is the gayest commercial I've ever seen.

[YourImperfectBeauty]

haha i know what you mean pirciom...i was just thinking that at work today lol

[TonyStewart02Cup]

lol love it!

Too many stations are playing the plain version though..

[lkgilles]

This commercial is awesome.

[AdrianBurka]

Greatest. Ad. Ever.

[benisfire]

I could not believe what I was seeing when this ad came on last night...

[PircioM]

Try working at the place, and having to remind yourself of the same commercial everytime you make one.

[sterickson]

Careful you don't get burned. Muahahahaha!