How To Jazz Up Ramen Noodles

[LiangYi99]

Press 5 ARE WE PLAYING COOKING MAMA?!

[InvisibleNightmares]

Don't try that egg ramen thing.

It made my my house smell like ass.

-_-

[ZhuZhuWebkinz101]

step 1: EGG IT UP! : D

[esparto09]

SECOND 2 LAST LOOKES GOOD :D

[SlyHeist]

You think if I had all this stuff I would be eating ramen noodles?

[sugarfreak1000]

Ok who the fuck puts mustard on noodles

[VEHEMENTBLACK]

Step 7.) You just fucking wasted your time.

[XXROCKOUTXXX]

I prefer buy one :)

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

i just eat the ramen noodles plain. the chicken flavor is best.

[RandomScene100]

add punch with meat............. what?????

[nongwinNO]

@RandomScene100 I think you have to punch the meat down to the boiling water with your fist..

[GreeceOTOT]

I like how everyone says "ok, this is not ramen anymore," i guess for most people the definition of ramen is soup in a cup that you put in a microwave, it's pathetic.

[doozynguyenHD]

this is disgusting, this isn't even ramen anymore.

[poppysfit]

Just add ground turkey (browned and well seasoned) and broccoli or mixed veg. Quick and good.

[nunoyobiznis]

i just put some carrots and soy sauce in it while it's cooking :3

[shingstar1]

NARUTO UZUMAKI!

[myfood123]

i already knew the "did you know"

[NomadElectricus]

ok. the mustard was a step too far.

[Tocowbell]

I when to my kitchen to have ramen I was excited and my brother ate the last one

[d26neil]

If you're asain and tried all of these with chopsticks like me, thumbs up<333

[yosoccerboy]

I think the only part I'm gonna try is the egg and meat...everything else is like, not ramen.

But I like how they try to mix cultures. A lot of people hate this, but their cultures are still separate and you get really yummy stuff ^^

[mattuoni]

I like mine with eggs or chicken with siracha

[djedge805]

As soon as I saw the alfredo sauce, I stopped watching.

[glitterbear27]

No joke, i thought the title said "how to jizz on ramen noodles"

...dyslexia WIN

[OceansideRamona]

Doesn't the word 'ramen' mean noodles? So in essence, we're pretty much saying 'noodles noodles'?? Just thinking out loud here, don't mind me....

[Moe3391]

@OceansideRamona i kinda thought the same way...but u see...the chinese called it rameyon noodles, but in america they would call it ramen..god knows what it means lol

[OceansideRamona]

@Moe3391 xD ahh. That's funny lol ><

[ash3227]

@OceansideRamona it's the same as tim hortons having the bagel BELT and saying the B stands for bagel. So Im buying a bagel, bagel, egg, lettuce, tomato. I asked them why I didn't get two bagels haha.

[Ladygagafan752]

i keep my ramen noodles classic ol japanese style. dont mess with japanese food. X(

[gaarasgir1]

That music was freaking me out. And that wasn't jazzy at all.

[ifeelfantasticfan55]

I just shit all over my ramen and it tastes terrible...

OHHHHH I thought it said how to JIZZ up ramen noodles

[TheProto22]

i want noodles now :(

[topkidoafterhinamori]

ewwwwwwww

[97JLH]

LOL Press 3 For "Egg It Up" Thats Gonna Be My New Catch Phrase

Teacher: Josh Did You Do Your Homework?

Me: No... But I Did Egg It Up :)

One Of My Friends: I'm So Sad Right Now

Me: Well When In Doubt... Egg It Up!

Friends Face: -_-

[gab1971]

China looks boring

[koreangirl891]

@gab1971 america is more boring and you guys call pizza an all american dish while it's italian ha pathetic and you copied off japan making the california roll i hate living in america why does everyone like here?

[gab1971]

@koreangirl891 Im talking about the snapshot.

[poetree2000]

@koreangirl891 leave

[RbtMwn]

1:12 thats what jizzed up ramen looks like :D

[origindirewolf]

... i'm vegitarian. i just use different seasoning, so i was disappointed to see that most of these included meat.

[MrGtafan44]

two words: CHOPPED GARLIC

[ephue]

i just put some Parmesan cheese from pizza hut in my chicken noodles. chicken Parmesan BITCHES MWAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!!

[atlastpeace]

No! Tapatio Sauce XP

[MsPanda718]

@atlastpeace NO!

Chile Valentina.:3

[9SpeedsKid]

Mustard...and cheap hot dog mustard too!!!

[LizzytheRhetoric]

because ramen noodles aren't healthy enough, let's pour a sauce made of butter and cream all over it! And that makes it Italian, too!

[Th3Mavr1ck]

ok, FRANKS, SOY SAUSE, CHOPPED GREEN ONIONS.,,, THATS IT

[thelovelybandgeek]

the point of ramen noodles is for college students to be able to eat nor this crap

[thepeach12345]

How am I supposed to make this on my 25 cents a day, buget?

[seymourbollocks12]

Mustard?

[dmytrocool]

i thought it said jizz

[BrianCANHazIt]

@dmytrocool You must be very disappointed.

[Lcs400]

beef+noodles+soup?

PHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ble3D]

wow never knew noodles came from china.

[Draci98000]

I thought they showed how to make the noodles

[TheMushyb2]

lol if you pause it at 0:24 the pork chop looks like a dick

[Zeus555100]

@TheMushyb2 it well duz look like a dick aswell . you must have some really trained eye :) @themushyb2

[evolvingboard]

The first one looked good and it wasn't stupid cause it's easy and your only getting the dishes dirty that would have been dirty anyway, the rest are dumb imo

[321Ingram]

arite, now here's how you do it:

1.get Beef, Chicken, and Shrimp flavors (or whatever kind you like)

2.boil about 4 cups of water (1-2 cups per pack)

3.put in ALL the noddles (how ever you like them, crused or regular) and stir and boil until tender

4. A. when its boiling add the seasoning and turn off B. drain and then add seasoning

5.stir......and serve!!!

6. nom nom nom

[DubstepKittyKoda]

MUSTARD WTF!?!

[sdeverteuil]

@blackzabbathfan he got that from a tv show



[blackzabbathfan]

How to Make Quick Pasta:

1. Take the Cup'O'Ramen all college kids have in there dorm room.

2. Pore hot water into said Cup'O'Ramen

3. Drain water from noodles.

4. Poor pasta sauce on top of the noodles.

[sdeverteuil]

@blackzabbathfan u got tht from tht tv show

[cwjop]

jazz up

egg it up

spice it up

shut up.....

[TheANiMeCrAzY21]

"Jazz up" ?

[BeatlesHero]

the last one looks so good.

[SupaAwsum]

Mustard???? Alfredo Sauce????

[ilovejordanbryant]

idk why people trip about msg...it's in every basically! read the fucking ingredients.

[ThatAdelaideGuy]

That pork chop looks nasty

[OokamiKenkyaku]

boil in one pot water season package, soy sauce, sesame oil and hony. cook noodles in another, then mix bouth and enjoy xD its realy goog try it

[Itzthreepeat]

how 'bout this:

step 1.) boil water

step 2.) eat noodles directly from package

step 3.) drink the boiling water

step 4.) snort the chicken powder. This is one of my videos.

[aegisforex]

MSG noodles. Yummy.

[maxell149]

i put seasoning salts and crushed red pepper hell yes

[kelseybug924]

redneck chicken noodle soup! :D

[reaper1545]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[cotmvocalist]

@cotmvocalist The first time she said that word,i got really mad,but the 36th time was when i got the most angry.

[gjmvi]

@cotmvocalist First of all, stop talking to yourself. Secondly, what the fuck are you talking about?

[cotmvocalist]

@cotmvocalist i agree sir. And i think i speak for everyone when i say i say sickened by this womans racist comments.

[cotmvocalist]

This video makes a point,but the fact is,the north american free trade agreement has made the process of naturalization harder for the people of cananda and mexico. We need to renegotiate the terms of n.a.f.t.a so anyone who wants to live in the u.s can.

[XPrincessAngel]

I love ramen noodls I eat it pretty much everyday 

[Lifeisafruit]

No,i thought ramens came from England...

[noodlepwnage]

step 1 simply follow package instructions

 step 2 eat

[MsDreamscape]

that "cook them until tender" is making me crazy

[Caveman1006]

mustard wit ramen noodles? hell naw

[SweetSpiritsu282212]

Wtf this isnt even ramen anymore.

[kokkikok1]

my country called it maggy/maggi mee

[MrCarl807]

wait a moment...........MUSTURD......­ON NOODLES!? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[stevencortez444]

Fucking gross 

[math110c]

@stevencortez444 what?!!!? Did you look into your pants, again!?!?

[arsnel366]

yes ew none of those look good honestly i mean mustard?

[TheBaconIsCold]

lol did you guys notice he dropped the chicken when he flipped it xD

[TheBaconIsCold]

oh ew

[1MrJack1]

Yay! Now I can eat my favorite trailer trash food AND be fancy.

[bum45669]

chicken noodles, half inch of butter, red pepper, black pepper, powdery parmesean cheese!! best way ever, or make beef, add ur favorite hot sauce, red pepper, chili powder!

[AmberHopePierce]

hell the only reason I buy ramen (besides the price) is because its easy; I probably wouldn't go to all that trouble for something designed to be done in 3 minutes. but hey, to each their own.

[cwalktalk1]

The next video is "how to lower your salt intake" no joke.

[TheIrishGunman]

Why am i eating Ramen if i have PORK CHOPS!

[andyyu5]

U RUNIED MY FAVOURITE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thehappyalien97]

NEVER put cheese in ramen noodles. It smells gross, and tastes gross!

[FreshBakedVids2]

I could have sworn I saw Maruchan brand

[NotorioussThugg7]

All this bullshit looks nasty as fuck.

[seafoamwinter]

Mustard...?

[cordellteebs]

ok! i removed it!

[iDirtyDianaX]

@cordellteebs

Stop spamming at every "ramen noodles"-related video!

[cordellteebs]

@TopazSkillMauler ok i removed it!

[misfitdoll23]

The last one with the chicken looked so good until the fucking MUSTARD came in. GROSS!

[bubblesarebubbly1000]

i can do better ramen noodles than this and im only 9! (im serious my noodles r G-O-O-D!)

[MommyKiller1]

wait wait if they want to make it different so if people follow this it wouldn't be different anymore now is it?

[superduc99]

Redneck Ramen Noodles?

[bluemasterlol]

instead of mustard try HONEY MUSTARD TASTES SO GOOD

[JakepwnsU8]

@bluemasterlol EWW HONEY MUSTARD

[LexiBandGeek]

you wanna make noodles jazzed up I got two words for you: HOT SAUCE

[MsPanda718]

@LexiBandGeek and lemon.:3

[Yungdave619]

@LexiBandGeek dude i agree

[BeatlesHero]

i like these

[1CME90]

Why the fuck would I eat Top Roman if I had Porkchops, Chicken, sliced beef and all that other shit?

[RosieIsNosie56]

@1CME90 because noodles are epicly delicious..

[ephue]

@1CME90 true story

[hagridsballs]

@1CME90 exactly

[XxlostmycupcakexX]

@1CME90 thats real ramen :) but the howcast ver is really diff from the real japanese ver

[thorspinky]

noodles are ok...toss the salt pack into the trash and add frozen vegys.

[nmbr1stalkerdude]

ramen is soup, it can't be drained out and served " a la italiana"

[PointlessVidsInc]

these "actors" look so goofy

[hobojoeisme]

Fail my parents always does this to my ramen noodles so this wasn't helpful at all

[arsnel366]

i watched until i saw the mustard part

[reap00004]

'cook until tender'

'XXXX it up!'

[DYNASTYBOSSHOGG]

man wtf if you had all these recipes why are you eating ramen noodles

[CoolConejo]

Ramen noodles are not as good as the Cup O' Noodles.

[Ithrowcakeatfatkids]

I just replace the chicken or beef packets with kool aid powder.

[BabyCakes343]

Those are some 5 star dishes right there...lmao

[sk8pirata]

thts what i do

[linkrock123]

yum

[Britney112345]

yum :)

[Brettegirl001]

creamy delicious noodles: i slice of regular american cheese, a tablespoon of butter, and a pinch of garlic salt/your favorite seasonings= real deliciousness we call ramen:)

[zig3]

taking a dump on the noodles would make them taste better

[CrippledRetardo]

Taking a dump on Jesus would make him better.

[pdog3334]

frickin dick! If god craped on u and u would eat it

[candygrl36]

No one says "Jazz Up" anymore...

[idiots206]

I LOVE THE BEEF AND SOY SAUCE ONE!!!

[melilboo]

me toooo! idk y ppl like chicken so much the beef ones waaaaay better

[LostTribeShorti]

I agree!!! The chicken one taste horrible it's too salty tasting to me

[AtvProjects]

punch with meat and italian look good:)

[xsocxnotorious]

Yeah there are good ramen recipes out there... but these just use the standard ramen flavor w/ meat and vegetables.

[blahsington]

the only one that doesn't look fucking nasty is the beef one.

[bl4kstarr]

good stuff

[kookoodude32]

the egg one is good...i just at it!

[Zito773]

yeah, imma throw so me mustard on my ramen noodles ::barf::

[jackli144]

are they being serious or is his a joke?? because it look like a joke to me...

[rasfeb]

LOL. I've done all this before. XP

[JKirk256]

Im eating me some damn noodles right now.

[commonSagitario]

sucky recipes

[daFoolyCooly]

definitly

[nithun360]

the egg one taste good

[rocker624]

thats so white trash...just get the real thing damnit..i mean, some of that is okay..but alfredo sauce? wtf

[thwipp]

you will need:

to go to mcdonald's

optional:

super size it!

[ewoodham]

if we could afford meat, would we be eating FUCKING RAMEN???

[seifer93]

If you can afford the internet than you can afford some meat :P

[opalshuman]

i like how this is next to 'how to lower your salt intake'

[gonzo191]

@opalshuman lol so tru they added tons of salt with those seasoning packets

[seifer93]

oh the irony

[infoherper]

@opalshuman How to lower your sperm intake

[RandomNewb]

i eat sapporo ichiban... my friend likes throwin an egg or two in there, it was a good idea. ;)

[xqueensexii]

ok fine people i get it now ! ..

[alleyhanai]

Where is the naruto and scallion and nice flavored soup?!

[multiusepurpleninja]

Howcast should try to be more vegetarian-friendly.

PORK, PORK, CHICKEN SEASONING, CHICKEN, PORK CHOPS, FRIED CHICKEN.

God damnit...

[JZC1195]

DaRunescapeDude

sorry, but its "retarded" not "retarted"

[thelegitninja]

Oooo, i'll try it.

[lolittaa25]

mmmm. love the ramen nooddls-specially mexican style. just with some lime an some or alot of mexican sauce(salsa) named "tapatio" its the best specially after a hang over

[project2805]

did mustard spill on the table at 1:38?

[magirecords2004]

Swine ramen? Barf!

Add mushrooms,baby carrots&pepper paste+Sesame seed oil.

[PETZPC1]

Its pronounced..... raymen but its spelled ramen. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[TOILETPOP]

no its not the girl is right

[kitsune1337q]

Nope, it is in fact raw-men. Since it's japanese, all the syllables make their own sound. Americans pronounce it ray-men.

[mamabear1575]

I've always pronounced it "rah-men". It might depend on your local dialect. Most people in my are say "rah-men"

[ImTheSaxMan]

lmao. its ra-men

[cwing1988]

It's supposed to be JAPANESE! NOT ITALIAN, NOT WITH PORK CHOP .........!

[ItsJustJasmine]

i wish the flavor packets werent so fattening.. they are sooooooo so so so high in calories its insane.. darn..

[XFairyPoopX]

i just add peppers and lime

spicyness + sourness!

[Shippingshit]

I like to add natural lemon juice to my chicken flavored Ramen. It adds a pinch of sourness to it, while keeping the warm, chiken flavor. If you don't have fresh lemons, use lemon pepper, although that won't be as great as fresh lemon.